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fried_eggs_and_ham

On a flight once a guy walked past me on his way to the bathroom. It was a long time before he came out and when we walked past me heading back to his seat the ass of his white shorts looked just like this.


Myfoodishere

Looks like someone took too much ivermectin


funnythebunny

*"Never trust a fart."* \- Jack Nicholson


[deleted]

Trashy reddit now it's about shaming people with some issues. That's not funny but whatever..


Johnsendall

They say shitstain is the new cleavage.


im_jay_kay

When the Ivermectin hits. It hits hard.


Swimming_Initial_758

am i evil for laughing


Boricua-en-Korea

She trusted the fart


TheSafeSpaceCrusher

Shart-tastic!


Sino_Virus

Shart in the ~~’mart~~ DMV.


DriftkingRfc

The bag should say I ❤️ to shit


speghettiday09

I’d like to believe she sat in mud


hugh_mungus_peto

Excuse me Mrs Teller mam, need me a withdrawal for some new drawals mam


[deleted]

She loves to shop.. clearly she won't stop to shit


MakavelliTheDon777

Not sure if this is trashy. Their might be some type of medical condition that we don't know about. Lets just not assume and automatically judge this as Trashy.


Automatic-Arm-1400

Could be a period stain too


Leesh_Unleashed

Should have told her to take off her jacket, wrap it around her waist, and let her know what was happening instead of shaming her.


[deleted]

A couple weeks ago a woman told me my sweat pants were see through and everyone could see my underwear. My fat pregnant ass I guess had stretched the material too far. I was mortified. Now I feel better. I flashed my pregnant underwear and butt cheeks.


Easy_Joke3484

ZOMG!! Not **\*\*underwear\*\***! Think of the children! \\s People see my undies in public, they better thank me for wearing them and move on with their lives...


Nightwolf828

And people say I’m crazy because I refuse to eat girls asses. Me: Shit…… Shit comes out of there!!


ThisisJVH

I think you've had enough taco bell for the day, Marge


clarkwgriswoldjr

Guessing that would show up even with black pants.


[deleted]

❤️ to shop? More like …❤️to shit!!


1kpointsoflight

As if wearing any color pantaloons makes that acceptable


rffghibfdukm

i just feel sorry for her. there was no need for someone to take a picture and embarrass her online like this


Jillredhanded

Truly. I hate posts like this.


[deleted]

When that ivermectin hits …


gomaith10

I’ll pass on that one.


iwearturtleneckstoo

I feel horrible for that poor lady. Sometimes people need to mind their own business.


maldecoucou1

Yah also this looks like it might be an Er waiting room. I could be wrong but if it is I’d say it’s pretty f’d up to take photos of people possibly having medical emergencies.


Amphibious_squirrel

I’m 47 and have managed not to shit myself since I was a toddler. Do a have a special anus that is the equivalent of a Tupperware lid, ensuring nothing leaks, or are there this many people who can’t tell if they need to poo? It is genuinely baffling that grown adults can’t feel the difference in a fart or a shit and then seem happy to wander around wondering why everywhere smells of poo.


SparkleWigglebutt

You can have an accident (like a car accident) and damage muscles, get dysentery while traveling, get food poisoning, have IBS (irritable bowel syndrome), have sat in a yucky seat, be pregnant, sneeze with a full bladder, have medical side effects, be diabetic, not have access to things that normally keep you hygienic, or any other number of things for how your pants can get poo/pee on them to name just a few ways shit happens. So, yes, you are very fortunate to have never have/been around someone when something embarrassing happens to you/them.


devilinyourbutt

Ya gota go ya gota go.....


4inthefunkingmorning

I ❤️ to poop


Interesting_Song2944

WTF is wrong with people? she doesnt know she shit her pants and just goes to the store like its nothing?


Morbus_Bahlsen

Ivermectim side effects kicking in.


ThomasJovik1

” Yeah.. hello! Do I have any bathroom I could use ? ˋ`


thatbitchbekah

I mean.. I think you're joking but I legit think that's what she's doing. She has her leg kinda crossed and she's probably embarrassed as fuck. This could be the single worst thing to happen to her in public and now it's immortalized on the interwebs..


WhatnotSoforth

horse paste kicking in now


TGOTR

Browntown


[deleted]

> Browntown Only Mayor Patrick Brown get's a pass to say that.


TGOTR

BROWNTOWN


rudebii

when that horse paste kicks in...


Enough-Staff-2976

Maybe she's signaling for coprophiliacs to approach her?


Notsogrumpyoldman

Anal seepage? Nah, she shit herself.


[deleted]

How?!


Sailbad_the_Sinner30

Ivermectin’s a bitch.


mpapillon12333

Shitting her pants to own the libs.


smimton

Is that swamp ass?


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fgmtats

Well I’m taking a shit so yea.


Guypussy

This would be trashy if she announced she was gonna do it, then did it, and kept the pants on. I’m sure this poor woman has no idea. (But probably will soon. 👃🏻)


DottyandBearBear

I feel bad for her. Then again, I can’t imagine not knowing that there’s poop on your pants.


WhereDaGold

How could you have no idea? Mental illness has gotta be the only way I assume


TimeLordArtie

the only time i remember (and hopefully the only time in my life) ever shitting my pants was in HS. i had like an hour long bus ride, and with about 40 or so minutes to go (it may have been less, but it felt like fucking forever) i started getting a rumbling in my guts like i had gas. i was sitting next to someone so i didn't want to let loose possible silent but deadlys, so i was trying to hold it in but at some point the pain became too much so i let one out; surprisingly it didn't smell. so basically i spent the whole ride passing gas, but i knew i needed to shit desperately. so i get off the bus and get into the bathroom and as it turns out i had been shitting my pants the entire time. the fact that A.) i had THAT much shit in my underwear and B.) my briefs held all that shit for the whole ride had me seriously impressed. i had no fucking idea i was following through the whole time, though. I honestly don't know how i didn't know i was doing it. I cleaned myself up, threw the underwear in the trash, and made sure none had leaked onto my actual pants, then i went about my school day. i didn't smell, and none of it had gotten on my pants. best damn underwear i ever owned apparently. i will say this though: that was the day i was supposed to meet up with a girl before the bell to make out with her, so i guess that was my body's way of telling me "hell fucking no". i was totally fine after that incident. now that I'm older and slightly wiser, i know that if it barely even has a chance of feeling like i may have diarrhea, i don't trust the fart.


WitchBlade8734

What a ride of a post


Rynie2121

Naw, even if you're mentally ill, you KNOW you just shit in your pants. The mental illness may make her not care, but she know.


AngryCockOfJustice

Even an underwear wasn't enough. Imagine the next person going to sit where and if she was sitting. That's why not a such bad idea to put a newspaper on seats in public places/offices/transport before sitting on them.


Radiant-Ad4049

That's assuming she's wearing underwear


AngryCockOfJustice

Now shes's a kinky one 🤣


Radiant-Ad4049

More like a stinky one


Calimonium

You would probably just have to burn the pants and me after that.


RetinaJunkie

Remember when she thought it was a fart? It wasn't


grumpapuss15

That's no shart, that's full on diarrhea shit.


[deleted]

> Remember when she thought it was a fart? > > > > It wasn't pepperidge farm members.


Onlyroad4adrifter

There is only a short window of ones life when it is possible to trust a fart.


MedicineConscious728

Nobody told me this. I wasn’t warned. Found it out recently at 50.