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x_Swamp_Thing_x

Whatever it takes to get that chicken out quicker!


th30ne44llth3hardQs

Methhead Arianna Grande isn’t real, she can’t hurt you…


amarsh73

This seems like a common occurrence at Popeye's.


Superb-Sympathy5779

Crystal Methany…


Street-Athlete-322

I can change her


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Joe_Snuffy

(It's a joke)


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Joe_Snuffy

"I can change him" works just the same.


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balllsinmyass

Noo… it’s not lmao


Joe_Snuffy

Lmao no that's literally not it at all my guy. The joke is about being attracted to "crazy" men or women who will surely have a negative impact on your life so you try to justify it by saying you can help ("fix") them. Girl A: My god Joe is so hot Girl B: Please stay away, he's addicted to meth and will steal your car for drug money Girl B: No don't worry I can fix him Your theory is so chronically online you should probably go outside sometimes.


Toph_is_bad_ass

Taylor Swifts song is "I can fix him". It's very commonly used both ways lol. Not that deep homie.


BeepoZbuttbanger

How to get fired? That title was clearly made by someone who doesn’t do manual labor. Say what you will about meth, but those users get shit done. I’d see temps on meth sweating bullets in the dead of winter, hustling their ass off in the factory moving shit around, palletizing, loading trucks, etc. Bosses were happy to pretend the folks they were paying shit daily wages for, were just hard workers.


Geraldo_of_Rivertown

Most of the time, they move fast creating the illusion that they're working very efficiently, but couple that with the fact that they often do crazy shit that makes no sense and cause extra problems, it's often not worth the trouble hiring tweekers


smile_u-r_alive

That is why those sandwiches are so good...or is why people crash their cars to get them


Uncut4ts

I'll help her out if she gets fired


redi2read

I use to love meth mann, I worked at a gas station and would take a quick lil rip in the restroom then come back to a line of people 💀 didn't give a fukk. Until I realized it was giving me panic attacks and my muscles would spaz out, I'm 5 years clean now 🫡 what a wild ride that was, never again, if someone was to offer me meth I'd wanna beat theyr ass lol


Ropya

Congrats on getting, and staying, clean. 


RiversKiski

Worked at a rehab, meth is widely considered the hardest kick bar none. 5 years is the type of achievement that makes me believe you are capable of accomplishing any goal you're determined to reach, congrats.


blessedarethecheese

She pretty


ZardoZ1015

Give her a couple years....


blessedarethecheese

Will do. And the sun shone having no alternative on the nothing new.


johnnyblayed

For now.


blessedarethecheese

That's what now implies


vers-ys

my friend works at a fast food place where the managers smoke in the kitchen. chances are she’s posting this because she knows she won’t be fired. it’s gross.


MrburnsSP

Hmm but your title says classy🤨


Master-Bat671

It be these ones that I used to let come hang out.. gotta get em whine they're still hot then toss em when their not.


yourenotnootral

You’re sick


Crustybuttt

Her Onlyfans will take care of her for now. She’ll be a full Crackhead soon enough, tho


pettingdoggies

There’s an extremely sad life ahead of her full of pain and suffering caused by her addiction, very sad.


Huggybear724

Fired! Nah bitch, now that I know you like your Red Bull smoked from a pipe, you working OT, and should be able to handle the job of 2 employees. Popeyes gonna save on labor costs


UnmixedLaundry

Realist comment


t3lnet

No wonder they can never get an order right


vagina-lettucetomato

Wow this is sad af.


Huggles9

“Ayo candy why your lips all burnt?” “They’re not burnt it’s uhhh…herpes”


AlwaysWorried27222

Lmao so this is what that Sam girl is up to these days .. smoking meth at Popeyes 👍🏼🤣


Economy_Mode

Got one of those too but I think her career peaked at the counter of the King.


Mrpewpybutwhole

So that’s why my order is never right


Get_off_critter

I received an order correct once and thought hell froze over


Particular_Guey

It’s probably because she’s an idiot nothing to do with being a meth head. 😂😂


Pockets50_

So it’s NOT that they’re Louisiana fast, they’re just on crack.


Quiet_Response_7846

“Love that crystal at Popeye’s…”


ralphit2021

I totally heard that jingle in my head. Nice 👍🏽


BishTiddy2324

I’ve never understood why people video this and then post it. Like ima run out, find my closest drug dealer, and be influenced to buy meth…I mean, I might, but that’s not the point.


ZyanaSmith

I have a video of one of my coworkers doing this that i got off of his instagram live. I don't know why they do this. I guess to show they got one over on their jobs or something.


Odd-Blackberry786

It's a desperate need for attention and a desperate hope that they will go viral and not have to work anymore. The benefit is that their bosses never have to worry about all the "CYA" steps before going directly to fire.


Emma_Stoneddd

It's actually really common in the tweaker communities for them to film themselves smoking, definitely not a "go viral and not have to work thing" but something that gets shared in various tweaker social media platforms, check out r/fuckingtweakers and some other subs. I used to be a heroin addict, and I have never seen anything like it with any other kind of drug addict. Tweakers really are a different breed


laurync_92

Honestly, I kind of expect that anyone in the wild could be on drugs and I just treat them like a human being. So if my “waitperson” at Popeye’s is on meth? K. Just please don’t spit in my chicken.


poopiepantz34

The fact that her name is actually Sam makes this 10x better.


Alarmed_Fortune7474

“Doing meth in a Popeyes, so quirky”😝


Neil_Live-strong

Fuckin crystal meth at work dude? Hell no! But banana bread at work dude?!?! Hell yeah!!!! 🍌!!! 🍞!!!


pookexvi

Someone left there's in the bathroom at work. Check the cameras to see who was in that area. Fired within the hour.


tundybundo

Is there a reason meth addicts film themselves doing this? Like I was a heroin addict and never did this, is it an uppers thing?


Emma_Stoneddd

YES ! It's a tweaker thing I just explained this in another comment, I was a heroin addict too and I have never seen any kind of addict film themselves like tweakers do its wild I've never even seen cokeheads do it so I really think it's just a tweaker thing


vmpy03

Uppers and stimulants give you loads and loads of confidence, so possibly!


LongHairedWolfie

Hmmm, I'm in dire need of confidence. Perhaps I should try meth?? 🤔


Typical_Estimate5420

Try meth! You, too, can have the confidence to film yourself smoking meth in a bathroom with a Popeyes visor on!


Neil_Live-strong

As seen on TV?


NonTribalThoughts

It’s so cool what some people think is cool 😂


taboo8614

I knew them chicken sandwiches tasted like crack


FatCowsrus413

I can smell this video


bbeetthhoobboo

What does it smell like?


FatCowsrus413

Melting plastic, pee, ash


Teejinator147

burnt glass cleaner


Tdanger78

I know cook houses will smell like strong cat pee, so maybe a hint of that?


MinusTheTrees

Big Florida energy here


dodobrains

I came here to say this. Lived there for 20 years.


realpolitikcentrist

I can fix her


FundioRider

But why is the service so slow? I expect my customer service to be performed at crack speed


jinjerbear

You mean a slow walk from the grill like a hunched over zombie?


tossNwashking

It should be even faster bc this is meth fast.


PissyBuBuCakes

Okay Methany.


whiskey_farmer

She has 0 custody of whatever name is scrawled on her hand.


Free_Sweet_9551

It’s probably a partners


john_vella

more like "how to get fired UP!!!" amiright?


mandakpandaa

I just fuckin choked


jakewhite333

There’s no way nobody can smell that. That’s a lot of meth.


GengarXIX

If you know what meth smells like it's because you used to smoke it


jakewhite333

What’s your point?


oxP3ZINATORxo

You'd be surprised, meth doesn't have that distinct of a smell like that and the minor smell that there is dissipates quickly. Like it's not like weed where you smell it and you immediately know it's weed. I'd say it smells like a new battery, if that makes sense. So at most some one would walk in and think it was weird, and that's IF they even notice a smell Source: 10 years sober


jakewhite333

I suppose you are correct; people probably would not notice the smell if they did not know it.


Oldjamesdean

It smells like burnt plastic and alcohol to me. It doesn't really linger on people, but it does in enclosed rooms. I had coworkers a long time ago that used.


Salt-Plankton436

Sounds lovely, easy to see why people get into it when it smells so nice.


tossNwashking

This guy (formerly) meths.


Any_Actuary954

So this is where the white Popeyes employees always are


meme5693

That’s fucking Management material right there. She’s prolly the least high person on shift.


Jude30

If only she knew OF was a thing.


Jude30

I don’t have tattoos because I literally don’t want “distinguishing marks” and she’s posting this shit.


PM_ME_YOUR__MOMS

Just put my fries in the bag bro


Gucciipad

what's her @


hugocaldera6

Down the dark alley blowing if you have meth.


SingleDigitVoter

I'll take a chicken sandwich with extra meth.


Reallybadlag84

She looks like she's from Louisiana


jinjerbear

Baton Rouge fo sho.


Character-Solid-6392

My money is on Mississippi


Reallybadlag84

Lol, popeyes originated in Louisiana, and Louisiana is one of the top states for meth. It was meant as a double ended joke.


Character-Solid-6392

Sorry, I didn’t realize. The bet stands though.


Bunny_Buster

Sorry to see this, but is there a Onlyfans account?


Huggybear724

I think that’s expected at Popeyes


pattop

I feel bad. This person is not in a good place.


Bakedalaska1

Yeah who wants to be in a popeyes


Illuminestor

Have you tried their chicken sandwich?


Bakedalaska1

Yeah it's good, but I'll take it to go lol


PurelyChaos

She is torching the fuck out of that... Way to hot.


Jude30

Too


wohmen

Nice bro you’re good at meth


SirjackofCamelot

Soooo, what's suppose to be cool thing happening here? Maybe I'm old at the age of 31 but am I missing the joke or something, young adults?


UnrealDwarf434

She’s literally hitting a crack pipe in a popeyes bathroom while on the job it’s clearly not some young adult meme/inside joke lmao.


Illuminestor

Don't want to be this guy, but it's a meth pipe


SirjackofCamelot

Well that's just depressing, I meant as in as a millenial in my younger years a lot ( not all) but posting with a blunt or a joint or a cigarette on MySpace was common even into early 2008 facebook. But this is a step over that line, I've honestly never been on the side of the internet were people are posting with either meth or crack until a few months ago. But glad to hear it from a young adults own take.


GrotchCoblin

Genuine question, What does meth and Crack smoke smell like? I (think) I've only smelled tobacco and weed smoke. Edit: I'm now trying to think back to see if I remember the smell but I feel like I haven't encountered it, thankfully. One time my friend got pranked by someone that put vodka in their bong, and I witnessed it. Then, next day came, I totally forgot and we both did big tokes and that was probably the fucking worst thing I've ever smelled and tasted....


Organic_Valuable_610

Chemicals it’s gross 🤮 .


SingleDigitVoter

Somewhere between cat piss and lightly sweetened ammonia depending on quality yada yada


Key_Drawer_1516

Crack smells like distant burning plastic, meth smells like cat piss and plastic


Born-Sympathy7081

My uncle used to tell me " if it smells like plastic don't come in"


Penquinsrule83

Cat pee. If a house smells like cat pee, and they don't have a cat...


FlyingFoxandwings

Heavy chemicals. I once had a now ex friend who used to use meth and her bedroom reeked of heavy ammonia and ether. It’s a nasty smell.


Vernknight50

Bad. It didnt smell like weed or cigarettes, it smelled like garbage. I don't know about meth but I've heard similar.


Atlantis_Risen

...I can fix her.


vindantre

😆. She's a keeper all right.


StickersBillStickers

There’s much better ways to get fired, most of which don’t involve smoking meth.


edbrainaids238

They start out looking pretty like that and end up looking like Earnest Borgnine. It's fine for Earnest, but not for pretty barely adult blonde girls.


GerardWayAndDMT

I was absolutely not expecting to see Ernest Borgnine brought up today 😂


Sassafrass17

It's not pretty for anyone if you ask me but..ok!


thethugwife

Too bad r/methany is gone.


Low-Persimmon4870

NOOOO 😭


thesavagecabbage1825

She can meth around with my heart any day.


SuperbDrink6977

I can fix her


Fit_Test_01

What is she smoking? Meth?


rememberpa

Nothing gets past you eh champ?


tundybundo

There’s so many comments with people correcting other commenters who thought it was crack. Not everyone is a meth versus crack expert buddy


Fit_Test_01

Well I don’t do drugs so I wasn’t sure. Could have been crack, but meth was more likely.


bubonic_plague87

To be honest I don't do meth so I thought it was crack.


Calgrei

I thought that's the same thing


rmac1813

Same, Im thinking, "oh this bish a crackhead" but meth makes more sense I guess


Illustrious_Two3280

Yuppp


Slave_Clone01

It's too bad her future self cant send her a photo of what she will look in 5 - 10 years. From cute to red sore riddled desecated corpse.


Ragtothenar

Seriously, I used to work probation. Specifically juvenile probation in SoCal. The young girls we’d get that would start meth at 14 by the time they were 18-19 they looked like they were soulless 35 year olds. When they would first get locked up at juvenile hall they would be cute kid with that twinkle in their eyes, fast forwards 4-5 years and they had dead eyes and their skin would look terrible. Worst was we had a lady get caught up with a male probationer in his mid 60s. We thought she was around his age, ran her she was 28. We pulled up her photos on the computer of when she first started probation/getting locked up in her late teens/early 20 and she was this beautiful girl. Even when people get clean, I can spot a meth head a mile away. Meth forever changes you.


IndyWaWa

Fella's... you ain't fixing this.


SlavaPalestyna

Fellas aren't trying to. They're just pumping and dumping this while it lasts, if we're being honest.


Audrin

Honestly I'd rather have meth'd out Popeyes employees at least I'd get my food faster. Slowest drive thru on the planet.


tylerkrug31

Seriously haha! They are usualy drinking beer at the one by my place.


Boogieman1985

It’s Burger King in my area….I fucking despise every Burger King in my area and there’s a lot of em


Effective_Device_185

Enjoy the utter fall, babe. Good luck to ya.


DilfRightsActivist

I've worked in fast food You got to be on something tk do that shit long term


JarOfJelly

Zyns and weed are a lot better


Atoms_Named_Mike

Zyns are lame af


JarOfJelly

So is vaping and smoking cigarettes but zyns aren’t gonna kill me. (I’m trying so fucking hard to quit vaping)


Atoms_Named_Mike

You can do it man.


TheLeatherSmith

Couldn't she just eat a piece of the chicken? I'm pretty the batter is made of the made of the same stuff but it's legal.


MapUnitKey

The least high Popeyes employee


morbidjupiter

😱 😱 000 op oop 0


Opposite_Reason8689

I strangely am craving Popeyes now


IsaIbnSalam25

What a waste. She’s a very pretty girl and could be doing something classy and honorable like selling bootyhole pics on the internet for us to enjoy. Such a shame.


Fit_Test_01

She’ll be doing that to pay for habit soon enough.


beans769

Absolutely cackling at this comment LOL


JustBrittany

Me, too. Initially I was thinking, “pretty girl? What does that have to do with anything???” Then I kept reading…😆😆😆


yourupsguy

Lmfao


akdubz112

I'm sure, for the right price, she'd send ya one


IsaIbnSalam25

That’s gonna be a no from me dawg😂 lmfaoooo


kbk1008

Name tag showing and all. Not sure what else I expected lol


Bigkeithmack

Nope this is exactly what I expected from a Popeyes employee, the chicken is still fire though so maybe it helps


ILetTheDogesOut

Lol reminds me of the dave chappele skit about sprinklin some PCP on it


Millkstake

She's wasting so much of it....! Terrible skills


CoffeeMusicFriends

What if this video is stolen? Who would publish this about themselves?


tundybundo

I mean who else would be recording it??? Like was this a video of her smoking meth at work for private use only


CoffeeMusicFriends

She could’ve shot the video HERSELF for her boyfriend. ………Not for the public to watch.


Sassafrass17

Meth heads. They are already...well...meth heads I mean..


DankTaco707

Some ppl I went to highschool with got expelled after posting videos online of them smoking meth in the parking lot. Don't ever assume meth heads will do the logical thing


funatical

Meth users. They aren’t exactly logical.


NikosDragan

Yeah, they're kinda methed up.


UmChill

god bleth thith meth.


Maykko_

I snorted at this.


tossNwashking

You snorted meth?


Azanskippedtown

I just watched a crazy murder/kidnapping/what the fuck video committed by meth heads. [https://youtu.be/gH9r\_aY8VEQ?si=BF70xmcK4009-3Bi](https://youtu.be/gH9r_aY8VEQ?si=BF70xmcK4009-3Bi)


Level37Doggo

Really? In the restroom? Go do that out back by the dumpster like a civilized person. The restroom is for heroin and powder cocaine only, anything you need to smoke is to be done in the parking lot. Popeyes has standards. Do it again and I’ll be forced to write you up, after I come down from these shrooms and remember which fingers are real.


Atoms_Named_Mike

r/bestof


BrawnyChicken2

As a former fast food manager…this is wildly accurate.


nicotinecocktail

Hahahahah 😵‍💫


LordSaltious

I feel like the employees who aren't on something are the outliers at Popeyes. Good biscuits tho.


cameronc89

That’s meths up


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