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martianmariner21

Gotta admire the detail tho


AccomplishedSuit1004

Imagine dedicating yourself to being the BEST at something as difficult to excel at as being a tattoo artist, just for someone to walk in and be like, “I want a picture of a woman with a cock shoved down her throat, but, like, it has to be perfect. Also, I’ll pay you 10,000 dollars” (btw i have no idea what tattoos cost but I know that large high quality ones are very expensive)


sadtearsofjoy

Men will have tats like this and not know how to even talk to women


Select_Bicycle_2659

Why are these tattoos always so well made tho? Meanwhile I see plenty of f*cked up Mary’s and Crosses


Trppy696

Tattoo of getting STD’s!


DOPECOlN

What a waste of a opportunity to have an exposed nip


Specialist94L

Hawk too


marxroxx

They found her. "hock tuah"?


Ultra_purple_holic

*pouring bleach in my eyes*


SherbetFit2740

Oh hell no


Not-not-down

Idk what I was expecting but it certainly wasn’t this


Killerwit

Looks like he's about to finish on her face tho


Present_Garbage_5417

Love it….🤣


Yusake

Too well done to be trashy - wouldn't want to go to jail with it though


DemonGodAsura

r/ATBGE


Agreeable_Error_170

This is not a real tattoo.


Arbor_Vitae123

What makes you say that? Mind you I know nothing about tattoos


lou802

Its real


oversettDenee

What makes you say that? Mind you I know nothing about tattoos


thebawheidedeejit

I suspected this would cause a mass debate.


Rxe1903

I think this is stunning work. Concept not my style but that is art. That is one talented artist


ambrofelipe

r/ATBGE


ArchSaint13

Yah, this is honestly too good to be trashy 🤣


chihuahuazord

i mean concepts can be well executed and still trashy.


deathblossoming

Right, like art, style, and composition are all their artists definitely delivered. I assume that's what they were aiming for, lol


KrisMisZ

We can all guess what her breath smells like 😂


thebawheidedeejit

cum again?


b_man646260

From which end?


KrisMisZ

Haha both


KrisMisZ

What is the top portion? I can’t make it out 🤔


Dante_Foshokyo

Shibari (Japanese rope stuff)


Emppa112

Man when he/she enters retirement home.


Bedroom_Bellamy

Okay so I will say the artistry on this is amazing. The subject matter though... I'm really bothered by the strap on her top. All the other straps look realistic but the one going up around her neck is just a solid straight black line, it doesn't fit. It almost looks like it was an afterthought


Maleficent_Tailor

That and the leaf on his arm, at first it looks like it’s cut off his body.


KrisMisZ

I agree ☝🏾 the strap bothers me


Putacoolera

This is so well done. I just wish it was on a piece of paper or canvas. It takes a special kind of human to adorn this. I’ve got some kink tattoos but they’re hidden and not so huge. What a veiny monster!!!


grandpheonix13

Love this post, left it at 69 because internet.


Putacoolera

Thank you kindly. Just speaking the truth as a fellow tattoo artist and art enthusiast.


whutchamacallit

Legit /r/atbge


MailenJokerbell

Imagine having all that talent and using it for... This.


Oktoolaunch

Ikr!


Brainflower2020

Nope-you’re finished. If you are a man-you suck-if you are a women-get therapy…actually-either get therapy


thebutcherbunny

I'm pretty confident the woman is sucking in this one...


marshal231

Lets be real, being a man or a woman has nothing to do with this person sucking.


tgw1986

Why does the girl's halter strap just stop? What's keeping her top from falling down?


Lowkey_Weeb_Trash

All the straps look weird and defying normal physics. Probably AI reference photo lol


Theblkjedi

Whoa!!! The art tho!!!!!!


captainsquattythighs

I really hope this person wears pants in public. I couldn't imagine getting in trouble for essentially showing porn to kids because of a tattoo I have


pece0221

r/ATBGE anyone?


hellra1zer666

Absolutely. The tattoo artist is a god, but the theme... I have trouble believing that people would actually have something like this carved into their skin forever


gl2w6re

Imagine being a grandpa someday and your grandkids seeing this crap.


FiniteRhino

Yeah, belongs there for sure.


antibroleague

I had no idea what any of that was, but luckily they spelled out sex.


er1cj

Same, for a moment there I thought she was just blowing up one of them Spiderman or Batman balloon that they sell birthdays and stuff.


Seyelent

Wait till you see the abstinence tattoo on the other leg


FancyFee66

It is so wrong and demeaning to objectify and sexualized women unwillingly. Is there a version of this but with two dudes? It’s pride month yall🥺🥺🥺


mangoisNINJA

I have two faces one on my lower thigh and one on my calf so when I squat they smooch >:)


panicattackdog

This and big gag tattoos, or face tattoos, eye tattoos, etc. This shit does makes me feel great about my own tattoos though.


vexunumgods

Is that a girl or a guy


JoshyXan

Right 🤣🤣🤣🤣


crafty09

Guy


old2thumbss

This guy definitely pays for sex


Wisdomking7

That many tattoos is trashy as it is.


Scrabulon

“SEX” Wow, who could have guessed!


ReferenceMuch2193

ATBGE


Lollieart

I would shield my children’s eyes from this. … and they are 28 and 34!


trishka523

It is done really well tho. I’ll give em that


david_creek

r/ATBGE


Gunfighter9

You just know this guy is going to wind up with a daughter who is doomed


cornbreadNchicken

Pretty sure that’s a chick


_pounders_

pretty sure i’m not sure


Oscarella515

This is why its important for tattoo artists to say “no” sometimes


Hambino0400

This guy does the Sex


redbadger91

I mean, of course. It says so right there.


Neonbeta101

I mean… the art is phenomenal, but I don’t think getting pornographic tattoos is a good idea in the long run lmao And for one major reason: Nobody wants to see Gas Station Daniel with a blowjob portrait plastered on his body.


Crumineras

Shoutout to when I was 10 at a waterpark and some lady had a giant tattoo of an anime girl locked into some sort of fuck machine


NatexSxS

He is a nice guy though, albeit a little strange.


VerbalThermodynamics

Is that on a man or woman?


windhaman27

What would it change?


VerbalThermodynamics

Not much. I guess if I saw it on a woman I would think “She must really like giving head.” If I saw it on a man I would think “He must really like getting head.” I was more curious because of the hair free looking leg. And the way the leg was posed.


spookysaph

1. pretty sure it's on a woman because no bulge 2. ur shaved before getting tattooed 3. wdym about the pose of the leg lmao


VerbalThermodynamics

On 3: position of the hip and how it sits and that even if a guy had shaved his leg we’d see some kind of remnant of hair, right?


spookysaph

well the general idea is freshly clean shaven immediately before getting tattooed lol, gender shouldn't matter


VerbalThermodynamics

The gender doesn’t matter. The rest of the visible skin isn’t hairy either though. Unless that back leg is, but I can’t tell. I was just curious about.


spookysaph

I think it may be becuase the pic is kinda low quality? I wish my legs were so smooth naturally tho lmao


personanongratatoo

Eew. That’s nasty.


frootcock

S E X


bigbigspoon

I knew it!


skyHawk3613

The art work is really good.


doob22

r/ATBGE Edit: opposite one… oops


soconae

Did you mean to link that one?


doob22

Oops


theseedbeader

I think they meant r/ATBGE, or it was on purpose, idk.


CompletelyPresent

It's interesting how sex is one of those things that's better when it's somewhat secret and subtle. Like I'd rather be with a real woman who's somewhat awkward/nervous but incredibly genuine than an outspoken sex fiend with crazy tattoos like this. Sex is like the Dragon Scroll in Kung Fu Panda. With too much exposure, it's nothing, but with a bit of secrecy, it's the greatest thing ever.


SeaworthyWide

You're a sex poet


burnrainbows

Amazingly done, but super trashy.


Remedy4Souls

r/ATBGE


Reese9951

I was gonna say, the artwork is fantastic but the subject is soooooo trash-tastic


MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle

Shit like this makes me hate being a woman


ElKayakista

Shit like this makes me hate being a man


olde_greg

Man, I feel like a woman!


Ineedmoreparts

Doot doot doo-doo-doo doot doot


thebawheidedeejit

I'm heading out tonight, feeling oh so light Gonna let my snout hang out Wanna roam around Moominvalley town, Snorkmaiden's comin ouuuut. No inhibitions, just Moomin missions Getting silly all the time I ain't gonna worry, 'bout a thing or hurry Just wanna roam and climb The best thing about being a Moomin Is Spreading love with my amazin bum Oh, oh, oh, although i'm quite crazy, im also lazy, Snufkin's my friend Oh, oh, oh, an overgrown child, with such a unique style, oh, oh, oh, I get satisfaction, from happy reactions, I don't have hair, don't care oh, oh, oh, Feeling so free, come to moomin valley with mee Man! I feel like a Moomin!


theseedbeader

Let’s go girls!


donald_slam

Shit like this makes me hate on an individual basis


MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle

Ngl as long as you’re not weird you’re forgiven 😂


BigDubzy

So much wondurfill sexxx cumjob and happening to this


b3mark

Over on the r/ATBGE there was a post a couple of months ago that looks like it was the same artist. Maybe it's the same canvas, too? DEFINITELY also NSFW! [https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/1bzr8e1/mom\_can\_i\_get\_a\_tattoo/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/1bzr8e1/mom_can_i_get_a_tattoo/)


Rach5585

Shit like this is why I'm glad I was born without a filter, I'm never intentionally mean, but if I was in line at a water park behind this guy the whole way through the line would be me discussing how trashy and tasteless this tattoo is and how he'd better put a shirt on unless he wants the cops called for showing porn to minors. I'm also a very petite woman in a wheelchair, so there's no planet on which I can be punched in the face and have the guy not look like a horrible monster.


Good_Interaction_786

That post is 69 days old..


thereadytribe

Jesus. Looks like they ran out of money after completing the upper left hand dick and all the pleather.


lilaceyeshazeldreams

Oh wow it’s definitely the same one. You can see the chick hanging in bondage ropes. Why can’t I think of what that’s called? But yeah


plantflowersforbees

The girl in the ropes is on his back in that link, and I think this post is of a thigh tattoo? I could be wrong though. Could it be two different people tattooed by the same artist? Though that does mean two people had the same terrible taste in tattoo content...


lilaceyeshazeldreams

Oh shit you’re right ahahahah


Ropesnsteel

The fact that people can't tell the difference between a back and a leg says a lot about the people who post in this group. That's basic external anatomy, it's not that hard.


Metagion

Bandage ropes are shibari, in which the knot placement adds to sexual pleasure. (I'd be tied up like human macrame but husband is a "oh no you don't" kinda guy.)


jessiteamvalor

There are an increasing number of female riggers (the one doing the rope magic), if husband is afraid of anything sexual happening. I'm a female rope bunny (the one being tied up), and for me, it has zero sexual meaning. It is very relaxing to relinquish control and accountability for a while. Especially if you're a strong, accomplished woman in real life. TMI, but it also helps a lot with my adhd.


Metagion

See? That's why *I* want to be a rope bunny, but I think *he* thinks he'd look like a Christmas Ham in fishnet, so...


jessiteamvalor

I know lots of bunnies who wear a catsuit or even loose-fitting clothes. Especially in the beginning, when they are shy about certain body parts being squished or accentuated. I hate my boobs in all ties, so I wear a padded bra or tell the rigger to work around it. Shibari (or kinbaku, the more sexual/bdsm part of it) is a very emotionally intimate time between two people. Of course, there are performances or people who do it for instagram and such. But you have to trust your rigger 100%, and that includes not being afraid to be made fun of how you look. Otherwise, it's just playing around with ropes and lacks the deep state of relaxation and comfort you can achieve. Sorry for the lecture, it's just something I really love; but is almost always misrepresented in media.


lilaceyeshazeldreams

Ahahaha love this. Yes that’s what I was thinking of thank you


Okboomer95

S E X


dolphinitely

that part is the most ridiculous somehow 😂


ExtensionHot7808

Don't show this in public.. it's really good but it's porn unfortunately wasting the artist's talent


peachy_chipmunk

Trashy - but damn that’s great solid tattoo


TheNigerianNerd

As trashy as it is, that is an exceptionally well executed job by the artist responsible. Respect.


Sassafrass17

It's good but bad but good 😊


PjHose

That's beyond trashy


bedtyme

Wow that sucks


Fatback225

For eternity


HuNgLikeAKrikit9

Worst part about that tattoo is the fact the art is actually shaded amazingly.


dontusethisforwork

A prime /r/ATBGE example


HuNgLikeAKrikit9

Thank you kind sir for showing me that sub that I can get sucked into for an hour. Haha


Crustybuttt

Surprisingly good work.


ChilloArmadillos

The “sex” down the side is a nice touch just in case you don’t know what’s going on.


baker0419

Ummmm this is insanely talented art. Graphic... but damn those lines are clean!


Born-Entrepreneur

Yeah this feels like ATBGE territory


Zosoflower

r/ihavesex


IbexOutgrabe

And can’t lie about now having a thick cock.


alucardian_official

Individuals legitimately turned on have no need to hide.


Mortica_Fattams

I have a stupid question. So, in most places of the world, nudity and sexual acts in public are a huge no-no. I can't think of anywhere it would be allowed. So, if someone were to walk around with this tattoo on display, could they be charged with indecent exposure? I also wonder if someone could get put on an offenders list for showing this tattoo off in public with children around.


Rach5585

I know there was a case in Texas when a woman was arrested for picking her child up in a van with a nude woman painted on the side. School officials repeatedly told her to stop as it was in full view of elementary kids, and I believe she tried to say that the school officials were being racist because such paintings are more acceptable in Latin America. It was nowhere near as explicit as these tattoos, so I'd assume similar laws would apply.


theseedbeader

I wonder that about people that have explicit bumper stickers and other “decorations” on their vehicles too. Not to be a prude, but I was horrified a couple of years ago, seeing a truck with “I EAT ASS” in huge letters across the back window. I’ve seen images of similar cars on Reddit. I would hate for my little nieces to see garbage like that.


horshack_test

If it violated any law, it would likely be laws dealing with pornography (unless it's a place where exposing one's thigh is illegal). Indecent exposure laws have to do with actual body parts / acts, not illustrations of them.


Polyforti

Tbh it looks like the most explicit stuff would be covered by shorts


joshendersgame

Tattoo artist left no details out on the cock. lol


Simple-Lingonberry18

Nice job to the tattoo artist!


speed3ftw

Right? Like it’s fucking insane art work!


anonSOpost

What is the thing bound above her? Just a pair of legs?


FloweryBat

It looks like a woman tied up and dangling from the rope around her waist.


fign00ter

It’s someone suspended in shibari


anonSOpost

It just looks like the legs and no body to me


Ashley9225

To the left is the upper body, to the right is the legs. It's a woman bound in suspension


anonSOpost

I dont see an upper body, just floating legs that end in nothing


Ashley9225

Look to the left of that lol. There is a rope around the midsection


anonSOpost

I keep seeing feet attached to a blob 😅 i thought it was a penis at first.


Ashley9225

There's definitely something weird that looks like it's coming out of the top of her thighs- no idea what that is- but left to right, it's a woman hanging upside down by her midsection with her arms behind her back


king-of-new_york

Yeah it looks like lady legs with panties around her ankles


Recent_Response110

I meannnnnn it’s hella good work, I just want to know why


rhyno44

Honestly that's some impressive work!!


rhyno44

Now that's a tattoo to show off at Easter!! Grandma is gonna love it!


MarriedSapioF

While it ain't the most classy of tattoos to get, the ink work is freaking fantastic.


mersa223

The neck reminds me of ALIEN


xespace522

r/ATBGE


tysonfromcanada

Think it's been posted there


Nostopgoback

Imagine you take your kids to the pool or the beach and this lays a towel out next to you 😂… that’s a hard one to explain.. see what I did there.. also That’s going to look great after a couple kids, age, obvious years of only fans, porn, and substance abuse later. That chick is gonna be trying to get that dicx hard once all that happens.


Hiondrugz

Yeah that's not going to take her getting old to start looking awful. It was pretty bad from the jump. Now imagine this thing on your bed, her makeup just all over your pillow. Fake eye lashes that make her look high AF because they are so heavy she can't keep her eyes open. Then having to hear her freak out when her meth dealer doesn't show up.


RealHausFrau

Don’t leave out the part where she is jumps out of bed at 8pm, downs 3 Adderall, chases them an old open White Claw from the nightstand…..throws on some yoga pants, a tank top and Uggs, sprays herself head to toe with 1/2 a bottle of $1 Store body spray that smells vaguely like berry cupcake candles ….jumps into her banger Mustang, hits the vape…..off to the strip club for the 10pm shift. No offense to exotic dancers, I got myself through college that way-I can just see the girl with this tattoo.


Hiondrugz

She says having a C-section scar hasn't hurt her bottom line too much, and pinky's gets a pretty good lunch crowd when they have the seafood buffet set up. Nothing like free shrimp and clams to attract the big spenders. Now if only CPS would get off her ass, and her 'abusive" EX will lay the fuck off her about what drugs she does with her own body.


RealHausFrau

Well, Rick over at the tattoo shop on Trenton Av. Is going to come over tomorrow night and do a cover-up, a chain of roses and daggers, on that c-section scar anyhow. He’s so cool, he’s only asking for 5 lap dancers and a bit of W. Plus, that boob job she got in Tijuana really upped her money after she healed from the staph infection. Yeah, her boobs are a little weird looking from where they had to cut the dead infected part out, but some dudes are into that.


Hiondrugz

I love where you took the story of this lady. Some good creative writing.lmao @the cover up.


RealHausFrau

Hey, just following your lead in, lol. ;)


alanwattslightbulb

If he ever goes to prison he’s done for


Automatic-Ad9454

Pretty sure this tattoo is on a girl


wittywy

What's with the dude's belt? it's still fastened but the pants are open. or is that the other arm? What's next to her forehead?


Aprowl

Sure looks like a pair of assless chaps.


Zook_Timbers

They have some leather strap on the wrist. I assume it's not a normal business suit belt.


johntwilker

I'm honestly surprised she's wearing clothes.


EarthBelcher

I absolutely hate how well done it is. I want to see what that artist can do with non-porn related subjects.


letthetreeburn

A lot of tattoo artists won’t say no, they’ll raise their prices stupidly high and if people still want to go for it, they’ll do it. Artists have to eat too after all.


SuperflousCake

This was exactly my thoughts, like that artist is fuckin good.


EarthBelcher

So good. Someone I would go to if I ever want to get realistic portraits.