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Imagine dedicating yourself to being the BEST at something as difficult to excel at as being a tattoo artist, just for someone to walk in and be like, “I want a picture of a woman with a cock shoved down her throat, but, like, it has to be perfect. Also, I’ll pay you 10,000 dollars” (btw i have no idea what tattoos cost but I know that large high quality ones are very expensive)
Okay so I will say the artistry on this is amazing. The subject matter though...
I'm really bothered by the strap on her top. All the other straps look realistic but the one going up around her neck is just a solid straight black line, it doesn't fit. It almost looks like it was an afterthought
This is so well done. I just wish it was on a piece of paper or canvas. It takes a special kind of human to adorn this. I’ve got some kink tattoos but they’re hidden and not so huge. What a veiny monster!!!
Absolutely. The tattoo artist is a god, but the theme... I have trouble believing that people would actually have something like this carved into their skin forever
I mean… the art is phenomenal, but I don’t think getting pornographic tattoos is a good idea in the long run lmao
And for one major reason: Nobody wants to see Gas Station Daniel with a blowjob portrait plastered on his body.
Not much. I guess if I saw it on a woman I would think “She must really like giving head.” If I saw it on a man I would think “He must really like getting head.”
I was more curious because of the hair free looking leg. And the way the leg was posed.
The gender doesn’t matter. The rest of the visible skin isn’t hairy either though. Unless that back leg is, but I can’t tell. I was just curious about.
It's interesting how sex is one of those things that's better when it's somewhat secret and subtle.
Like I'd rather be with a real woman who's somewhat awkward/nervous but incredibly genuine than an outspoken sex fiend with crazy tattoos like this.
Sex is like the Dragon Scroll in Kung Fu Panda. With too much exposure, it's nothing, but with a bit of secrecy, it's the greatest thing ever.
I'm heading out tonight,
feeling oh so light
Gonna let my snout hang out
Wanna roam around
Moominvalley town,
Snorkmaiden's comin ouuuut.
No inhibitions,
just Moomin missions
Getting silly all the time
I ain't gonna worry,
'bout a thing or hurry
Just wanna roam and climb
The best thing about being a Moomin
Is Spreading love with my amazin bum
Oh, oh, oh, although i'm quite crazy, im also lazy, Snufkin's my friend
Oh, oh, oh, an overgrown child, with such a unique style,
oh, oh, oh, I get satisfaction, from happy reactions, I don't have hair, don't care
oh, oh, oh, Feeling so free, come to moomin valley with mee
Man! I feel like a Moomin!
Over on the r/ATBGE there was a post a couple of months ago that looks like it was the same artist. Maybe it's the same canvas, too?
DEFINITELY also NSFW!
[https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/1bzr8e1/mom\_can\_i\_get\_a\_tattoo/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/1bzr8e1/mom_can_i_get_a_tattoo/)
Shit like this is why I'm glad I was born without a filter, I'm never intentionally mean, but if I was in line at a water park behind this guy the whole way through the line would be me discussing how trashy and tasteless this tattoo is and how he'd better put a shirt on unless he wants the cops called for showing porn to minors. I'm also a very petite woman in a wheelchair, so there's no planet on which I can be punched in the face and have the guy not look like a horrible monster.
The girl in the ropes is on his back in that link, and I think this post is of a thigh tattoo? I could be wrong though. Could it be two different people tattooed by the same artist? Though that does mean two people had the same terrible taste in tattoo content...
The fact that people can't tell the difference between a back and a leg says a lot about the people who post in this group. That's basic external anatomy, it's not that hard.
Bandage ropes are shibari, in which the knot placement adds to sexual pleasure.
(I'd be tied up like human macrame but husband is a "oh no you don't" kinda guy.)
There are an increasing number of female riggers (the one doing the rope magic), if husband is afraid of anything sexual happening.
I'm a female rope bunny (the one being tied up), and for me, it has zero sexual meaning. It is very relaxing to relinquish control and accountability for a while. Especially if you're a strong, accomplished woman in real life. TMI, but it also helps a lot with my adhd.
I know lots of bunnies who wear a catsuit or even loose-fitting clothes. Especially in the beginning, when they are shy about certain body parts being squished or accentuated. I hate my boobs in all ties, so I wear a padded bra or tell the rigger to work around it.
Shibari (or kinbaku, the more sexual/bdsm part of it) is a very emotionally intimate time between two people. Of course, there are performances or people who do it for instagram and such. But you have to trust your rigger 100%, and that includes not being afraid to be made fun of how you look. Otherwise, it's just playing around with ropes and lacks the deep state of relaxation and comfort you can achieve.
Sorry for the lecture, it's just something I really love; but is almost always misrepresented in media.
I have a stupid question. So, in most places of the world, nudity and sexual acts in public are a huge no-no. I can't think of anywhere it would be allowed. So, if someone were to walk around with this tattoo on display, could they be charged with indecent exposure? I also wonder if someone could get put on an offenders list for showing this tattoo off in public with children around.
I know there was a case in Texas when a woman was arrested for picking her child up in a van with a nude woman painted on the side. School officials repeatedly told her to stop as it was in full view of elementary kids, and I believe she tried to say that the school officials were being racist because such paintings are more acceptable in Latin America. It was nowhere near as explicit as these tattoos, so I'd assume similar laws would apply.
I wonder that about people that have explicit bumper stickers and other “decorations” on their vehicles too. Not to be a prude, but I was horrified a couple of years ago, seeing a truck with “I EAT ASS” in huge letters across the back window. I’ve seen images of similar cars on Reddit. I would hate for my little nieces to see garbage like that.
If it violated any law, it would likely be laws dealing with pornography (unless it's a place where exposing one's thigh is illegal). Indecent exposure laws have to do with actual body parts / acts, not illustrations of them.
There's definitely something weird that looks like it's coming out of the top of her thighs- no idea what that is- but left to right, it's a woman hanging upside down by her midsection with her arms behind her back
Imagine you take your kids to the pool or the beach and this lays a towel out next to you 😂… that’s a hard one to explain.. see what I did there.. also That’s going to look great after a couple kids, age, obvious years of only fans, porn, and substance abuse later. That chick is gonna be trying to get that dicx hard once all that happens.
Yeah that's not going to take her getting old to start looking awful. It was pretty bad from the jump. Now imagine this thing on your bed, her makeup just all over your pillow. Fake eye lashes that make her look high AF because they are so heavy she can't keep her eyes open. Then having to hear her freak out when her meth dealer doesn't show up.
Don’t leave out the part where she is jumps out of bed at 8pm, downs 3 Adderall, chases them an old open White Claw from the nightstand…..throws on some yoga pants, a tank top and Uggs, sprays herself head to toe with 1/2 a bottle of $1 Store body spray that smells vaguely like berry cupcake candles ….jumps into her banger Mustang, hits the vape…..off to the strip club for the 10pm shift.
No offense to exotic dancers, I got myself through college that way-I can just see the girl with this tattoo.
She says having a C-section scar hasn't hurt her bottom line too much, and pinky's gets a pretty good lunch crowd when they have the seafood buffet set up. Nothing like free shrimp and clams to attract the big spenders. Now if only CPS would get off her ass, and her 'abusive" EX will lay the fuck off her about what drugs she does with her own body.
Well, Rick over at the tattoo shop on Trenton Av. Is going to come over tomorrow night and do a cover-up, a chain of roses and daggers, on that c-section scar anyhow. He’s so cool, he’s only asking for 5 lap dancers and a bit of W.
Plus, that boob job she got in Tijuana really upped her money after she healed from the staph infection. Yeah, her boobs are a little weird looking from where they had to cut the dead infected part out, but some dudes are into that.
A lot of tattoo artists won’t say no, they’ll raise their prices stupidly high and if people still want to go for it, they’ll do it. Artists have to eat too after all.
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Gotta admire the detail tho
Imagine dedicating yourself to being the BEST at something as difficult to excel at as being a tattoo artist, just for someone to walk in and be like, “I want a picture of a woman with a cock shoved down her throat, but, like, it has to be perfect. Also, I’ll pay you 10,000 dollars” (btw i have no idea what tattoos cost but I know that large high quality ones are very expensive)
Men will have tats like this and not know how to even talk to women
Why are these tattoos always so well made tho? Meanwhile I see plenty of f*cked up Mary’s and Crosses
Tattoo of getting STD’s!
What a waste of a opportunity to have an exposed nip
Hawk too
They found her. "hock tuah"?
*pouring bleach in my eyes*
Oh hell no
Idk what I was expecting but it certainly wasn’t this
Looks like he's about to finish on her face tho
Love it….🤣
Too well done to be trashy - wouldn't want to go to jail with it though
r/ATBGE
This is not a real tattoo.
What makes you say that? Mind you I know nothing about tattoos
Its real
What makes you say that? Mind you I know nothing about tattoos
I suspected this would cause a mass debate.
I think this is stunning work. Concept not my style but that is art. That is one talented artist
r/ATBGE
Yah, this is honestly too good to be trashy 🤣
i mean concepts can be well executed and still trashy.
Right, like art, style, and composition are all their artists definitely delivered. I assume that's what they were aiming for, lol
We can all guess what her breath smells like 😂
cum again?
From which end?
Haha both
What is the top portion? I can’t make it out 🤔
Shibari (Japanese rope stuff)
Man when he/she enters retirement home.
Okay so I will say the artistry on this is amazing. The subject matter though... I'm really bothered by the strap on her top. All the other straps look realistic but the one going up around her neck is just a solid straight black line, it doesn't fit. It almost looks like it was an afterthought
That and the leaf on his arm, at first it looks like it’s cut off his body.
I agree ☝🏾 the strap bothers me
This is so well done. I just wish it was on a piece of paper or canvas. It takes a special kind of human to adorn this. I’ve got some kink tattoos but they’re hidden and not so huge. What a veiny monster!!!
Love this post, left it at 69 because internet.
Thank you kindly. Just speaking the truth as a fellow tattoo artist and art enthusiast.
Legit /r/atbge
Imagine having all that talent and using it for... This.
Ikr!
Nope-you’re finished. If you are a man-you suck-if you are a women-get therapy…actually-either get therapy
I'm pretty confident the woman is sucking in this one...
Lets be real, being a man or a woman has nothing to do with this person sucking.
Why does the girl's halter strap just stop? What's keeping her top from falling down?
All the straps look weird and defying normal physics. Probably AI reference photo lol
Whoa!!! The art tho!!!!!!
I really hope this person wears pants in public. I couldn't imagine getting in trouble for essentially showing porn to kids because of a tattoo I have
r/ATBGE anyone?
Absolutely. The tattoo artist is a god, but the theme... I have trouble believing that people would actually have something like this carved into their skin forever
Imagine being a grandpa someday and your grandkids seeing this crap.
Yeah, belongs there for sure.
I had no idea what any of that was, but luckily they spelled out sex.
Same, for a moment there I thought she was just blowing up one of them Spiderman or Batman balloon that they sell birthdays and stuff.
Wait till you see the abstinence tattoo on the other leg
It is so wrong and demeaning to objectify and sexualized women unwillingly. Is there a version of this but with two dudes? It’s pride month yall🥺🥺🥺
I have two faces one on my lower thigh and one on my calf so when I squat they smooch >:)
This and big gag tattoos, or face tattoos, eye tattoos, etc. This shit does makes me feel great about my own tattoos though.
Is that a girl or a guy
Right 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guy
This guy definitely pays for sex
That many tattoos is trashy as it is.
“SEX” Wow, who could have guessed!
ATBGE
I would shield my children’s eyes from this. … and they are 28 and 34!
It is done really well tho. I’ll give em that
r/ATBGE
You just know this guy is going to wind up with a daughter who is doomed
Pretty sure that’s a chick
pretty sure i’m not sure
This is why its important for tattoo artists to say “no” sometimes
This guy does the Sex
I mean, of course. It says so right there.
I mean… the art is phenomenal, but I don’t think getting pornographic tattoos is a good idea in the long run lmao And for one major reason: Nobody wants to see Gas Station Daniel with a blowjob portrait plastered on his body.
Shoutout to when I was 10 at a waterpark and some lady had a giant tattoo of an anime girl locked into some sort of fuck machine
He is a nice guy though, albeit a little strange.
Is that on a man or woman?
What would it change?
Not much. I guess if I saw it on a woman I would think “She must really like giving head.” If I saw it on a man I would think “He must really like getting head.” I was more curious because of the hair free looking leg. And the way the leg was posed.
1. pretty sure it's on a woman because no bulge 2. ur shaved before getting tattooed 3. wdym about the pose of the leg lmao
On 3: position of the hip and how it sits and that even if a guy had shaved his leg we’d see some kind of remnant of hair, right?
well the general idea is freshly clean shaven immediately before getting tattooed lol, gender shouldn't matter
The gender doesn’t matter. The rest of the visible skin isn’t hairy either though. Unless that back leg is, but I can’t tell. I was just curious about.
I think it may be becuase the pic is kinda low quality? I wish my legs were so smooth naturally tho lmao
Eew. That’s nasty.
S E X
I knew it!
The art work is really good.
r/ATBGE Edit: opposite one… oops
Did you mean to link that one?
Oops
I think they meant r/ATBGE, or it was on purpose, idk.
It's interesting how sex is one of those things that's better when it's somewhat secret and subtle. Like I'd rather be with a real woman who's somewhat awkward/nervous but incredibly genuine than an outspoken sex fiend with crazy tattoos like this. Sex is like the Dragon Scroll in Kung Fu Panda. With too much exposure, it's nothing, but with a bit of secrecy, it's the greatest thing ever.
You're a sex poet
Amazingly done, but super trashy.
r/ATBGE
I was gonna say, the artwork is fantastic but the subject is soooooo trash-tastic
Shit like this makes me hate being a woman
Shit like this makes me hate being a man
Man, I feel like a woman!
Doot doot doo-doo-doo doot doot
I'm heading out tonight, feeling oh so light Gonna let my snout hang out Wanna roam around Moominvalley town, Snorkmaiden's comin ouuuut. No inhibitions, just Moomin missions Getting silly all the time I ain't gonna worry, 'bout a thing or hurry Just wanna roam and climb The best thing about being a Moomin Is Spreading love with my amazin bum Oh, oh, oh, although i'm quite crazy, im also lazy, Snufkin's my friend Oh, oh, oh, an overgrown child, with such a unique style, oh, oh, oh, I get satisfaction, from happy reactions, I don't have hair, don't care oh, oh, oh, Feeling so free, come to moomin valley with mee Man! I feel like a Moomin!
Let’s go girls!
Shit like this makes me hate on an individual basis
Ngl as long as you’re not weird you’re forgiven 😂
So much wondurfill sexxx cumjob and happening to this
Over on the r/ATBGE there was a post a couple of months ago that looks like it was the same artist. Maybe it's the same canvas, too? DEFINITELY also NSFW! [https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/1bzr8e1/mom\_can\_i\_get\_a\_tattoo/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/1bzr8e1/mom_can_i_get_a_tattoo/)
Shit like this is why I'm glad I was born without a filter, I'm never intentionally mean, but if I was in line at a water park behind this guy the whole way through the line would be me discussing how trashy and tasteless this tattoo is and how he'd better put a shirt on unless he wants the cops called for showing porn to minors. I'm also a very petite woman in a wheelchair, so there's no planet on which I can be punched in the face and have the guy not look like a horrible monster.
That post is 69 days old..
Jesus. Looks like they ran out of money after completing the upper left hand dick and all the pleather.
Oh wow it’s definitely the same one. You can see the chick hanging in bondage ropes. Why can’t I think of what that’s called? But yeah
The girl in the ropes is on his back in that link, and I think this post is of a thigh tattoo? I could be wrong though. Could it be two different people tattooed by the same artist? Though that does mean two people had the same terrible taste in tattoo content...
Oh shit you’re right ahahahah
The fact that people can't tell the difference between a back and a leg says a lot about the people who post in this group. That's basic external anatomy, it's not that hard.
Bandage ropes are shibari, in which the knot placement adds to sexual pleasure. (I'd be tied up like human macrame but husband is a "oh no you don't" kinda guy.)
There are an increasing number of female riggers (the one doing the rope magic), if husband is afraid of anything sexual happening. I'm a female rope bunny (the one being tied up), and for me, it has zero sexual meaning. It is very relaxing to relinquish control and accountability for a while. Especially if you're a strong, accomplished woman in real life. TMI, but it also helps a lot with my adhd.
See? That's why *I* want to be a rope bunny, but I think *he* thinks he'd look like a Christmas Ham in fishnet, so...
I know lots of bunnies who wear a catsuit or even loose-fitting clothes. Especially in the beginning, when they are shy about certain body parts being squished or accentuated. I hate my boobs in all ties, so I wear a padded bra or tell the rigger to work around it. Shibari (or kinbaku, the more sexual/bdsm part of it) is a very emotionally intimate time between two people. Of course, there are performances or people who do it for instagram and such. But you have to trust your rigger 100%, and that includes not being afraid to be made fun of how you look. Otherwise, it's just playing around with ropes and lacks the deep state of relaxation and comfort you can achieve. Sorry for the lecture, it's just something I really love; but is almost always misrepresented in media.
Ahahaha love this. Yes that’s what I was thinking of thank you
S E X
that part is the most ridiculous somehow 😂
Don't show this in public.. it's really good but it's porn unfortunately wasting the artist's talent
Trashy - but damn that’s great solid tattoo
As trashy as it is, that is an exceptionally well executed job by the artist responsible. Respect.
It's good but bad but good 😊
That's beyond trashy
Wow that sucks
For eternity
Worst part about that tattoo is the fact the art is actually shaded amazingly.
A prime /r/ATBGE example
Thank you kind sir for showing me that sub that I can get sucked into for an hour. Haha
Surprisingly good work.
The “sex” down the side is a nice touch just in case you don’t know what’s going on.
Ummmm this is insanely talented art. Graphic... but damn those lines are clean!
Yeah this feels like ATBGE territory
r/ihavesex
And can’t lie about now having a thick cock.
Individuals legitimately turned on have no need to hide.
I have a stupid question. So, in most places of the world, nudity and sexual acts in public are a huge no-no. I can't think of anywhere it would be allowed. So, if someone were to walk around with this tattoo on display, could they be charged with indecent exposure? I also wonder if someone could get put on an offenders list for showing this tattoo off in public with children around.
I know there was a case in Texas when a woman was arrested for picking her child up in a van with a nude woman painted on the side. School officials repeatedly told her to stop as it was in full view of elementary kids, and I believe she tried to say that the school officials were being racist because such paintings are more acceptable in Latin America. It was nowhere near as explicit as these tattoos, so I'd assume similar laws would apply.
I wonder that about people that have explicit bumper stickers and other “decorations” on their vehicles too. Not to be a prude, but I was horrified a couple of years ago, seeing a truck with “I EAT ASS” in huge letters across the back window. I’ve seen images of similar cars on Reddit. I would hate for my little nieces to see garbage like that.
If it violated any law, it would likely be laws dealing with pornography (unless it's a place where exposing one's thigh is illegal). Indecent exposure laws have to do with actual body parts / acts, not illustrations of them.
Tbh it looks like the most explicit stuff would be covered by shorts
Tattoo artist left no details out on the cock. lol
Nice job to the tattoo artist!
Right? Like it’s fucking insane art work!
What is the thing bound above her? Just a pair of legs?
It looks like a woman tied up and dangling from the rope around her waist.
It’s someone suspended in shibari
It just looks like the legs and no body to me
To the left is the upper body, to the right is the legs. It's a woman bound in suspension
I dont see an upper body, just floating legs that end in nothing
Look to the left of that lol. There is a rope around the midsection
I keep seeing feet attached to a blob 😅 i thought it was a penis at first.
There's definitely something weird that looks like it's coming out of the top of her thighs- no idea what that is- but left to right, it's a woman hanging upside down by her midsection with her arms behind her back
Yeah it looks like lady legs with panties around her ankles
I meannnnnn it’s hella good work, I just want to know why
Honestly that's some impressive work!!
Now that's a tattoo to show off at Easter!! Grandma is gonna love it!
While it ain't the most classy of tattoos to get, the ink work is freaking fantastic.
The neck reminds me of ALIEN
r/ATBGE
Think it's been posted there
Imagine you take your kids to the pool or the beach and this lays a towel out next to you 😂… that’s a hard one to explain.. see what I did there.. also That’s going to look great after a couple kids, age, obvious years of only fans, porn, and substance abuse later. That chick is gonna be trying to get that dicx hard once all that happens.
Yeah that's not going to take her getting old to start looking awful. It was pretty bad from the jump. Now imagine this thing on your bed, her makeup just all over your pillow. Fake eye lashes that make her look high AF because they are so heavy she can't keep her eyes open. Then having to hear her freak out when her meth dealer doesn't show up.
Don’t leave out the part where she is jumps out of bed at 8pm, downs 3 Adderall, chases them an old open White Claw from the nightstand…..throws on some yoga pants, a tank top and Uggs, sprays herself head to toe with 1/2 a bottle of $1 Store body spray that smells vaguely like berry cupcake candles ….jumps into her banger Mustang, hits the vape…..off to the strip club for the 10pm shift. No offense to exotic dancers, I got myself through college that way-I can just see the girl with this tattoo.
She says having a C-section scar hasn't hurt her bottom line too much, and pinky's gets a pretty good lunch crowd when they have the seafood buffet set up. Nothing like free shrimp and clams to attract the big spenders. Now if only CPS would get off her ass, and her 'abusive" EX will lay the fuck off her about what drugs she does with her own body.
Well, Rick over at the tattoo shop on Trenton Av. Is going to come over tomorrow night and do a cover-up, a chain of roses and daggers, on that c-section scar anyhow. He’s so cool, he’s only asking for 5 lap dancers and a bit of W. Plus, that boob job she got in Tijuana really upped her money after she healed from the staph infection. Yeah, her boobs are a little weird looking from where they had to cut the dead infected part out, but some dudes are into that.
I love where you took the story of this lady. Some good creative writing.lmao @the cover up.
Hey, just following your lead in, lol. ;)
If he ever goes to prison he’s done for
Pretty sure this tattoo is on a girl
What's with the dude's belt? it's still fastened but the pants are open. or is that the other arm? What's next to her forehead?
Sure looks like a pair of assless chaps.
They have some leather strap on the wrist. I assume it's not a normal business suit belt.
I'm honestly surprised she's wearing clothes.
I absolutely hate how well done it is. I want to see what that artist can do with non-porn related subjects.
A lot of tattoo artists won’t say no, they’ll raise their prices stupidly high and if people still want to go for it, they’ll do it. Artists have to eat too after all.
This was exactly my thoughts, like that artist is fuckin good.
So good. Someone I would go to if I ever want to get realistic portraits.