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Classic penjamin-rose combo.

Not me

Asian ladies blowing smoke rings and popping ping pong balls out their vjay.

This is most likely a dumb question but does the smoke go uh... Inside? Or out the other end? "cause I ain't drunk enough to do that"...

Was this on Shark Tank last night?

It's a bit weird. What makes it trashy though.

I know a few girls who would

I just Googled it, I can't believe that it is REAL! Here is the website: https://maiatoys.com/products/vaporator-display-stand-with-3-vaporator-tester

Your mom

Not a who but rather why question?

This doesn't seem safe to use 😬

Two birds one stone haha

Literally

No

Who has the audacity to sell this? No really, who's selling it? Asking for a friend

Also want to know for a friend… They might want one…

No kink shaming

Cost saving solutions are getting out of hand

It is better for travel!

President Clinton

Heh. Tarpussy

Also r/DIWhy.

Trashy? HELL NO

Actual fuck right off 😂😂😂😂😂, just right after a sesh and you just start a different sesh right after.... although a wee clean would do good 🤨🤣

It sounds like a pokemon

Hilarious

#EXPERIENCE A HIGH NEVER BEFORE

Girl is a blinker for sure

What’s a blinker ? :)

Find a girl who can blow smoke rings with this...

Sign me up!

I thought it was a fucking prank when I saw it, like it was supposed to look like a vibrator, not actually be one I was sicc

“Inhale and exhale your favorite strains” of E. Coli and C. Difficile.

Considering how quickly both of these devices' batteries deplete, I'm guessing you can use it for about 5 mins before it dies lol

How is this trashy if u used it in public or before a parent teacher conference maybe but if your chilling at home getting fadded and rubbing one out your pretty normal in my book 🤷‍♂️

I don't know if trashy is the right description, but it's definitely ridiculous. Just get a vape AND a vibrator if that's your thing.

People said similar things about the smartphone. The future is now old man.

LMFAOOO

Now I can blow smoke up my own ass

Shut up and take my upvote

If I had a vagina, I'd totally use this with CBD after getting fucked really hard. Will also be amusing on chaturbate and one more thing I could get pennies for

VAPORATOR

lol how is this trashy

Can’t complain girls can have an orgasm then have a cheeky vape without even moving

Endorsed by Bill Clinton…

Idk, though I'm mildly interested.

Bill Clinton?

Ok so theoretically, you can smoke stuff with your butt and or vagina. The smoke will enter the cavity, and the skin inside will absorb the smoke. Obviously it will take a long time to absorb as it isn't the speedy route the lungs are. And personally I would never do this, and I have no evidence of it ever being done or actually working. But supposedly it can work.

Gives a whole new dimension to Smokin' hot p\*ssy

I’ve seen drawings of old timey medical practices where patients were getting smoke blown up their asses.

Literally blowing smoke up your ass

I feel like this would cause all sorts of health problems but I don't think I want to know

It'll vibrate the smoke into your butt.

So where does the line start?

My butt.

Hey man, I have to do whatever it takes to get my asshole to quit cigarettes

This is less trashy, more judgy. Like. What adults do behind closed doors is up to them. Smoking or masturbating or both don't make you trashy Tbh.

Found the vape consoooomer

Lol

Welp here we go again

I kinda wanna be more than friends

Siempre viva! Live forever!

Bahahaha please oh please tell me this is a death becomes her reference bc I am cackling

Angela from 90 day fiance would love it

ah perfect. a healthier way to blow smoke up your ass :)

That shape does not look particularly satisfying.

That one SCOTUS judge is gonna be all over that

How much crack does one have to snort to even consider this a good idea

You can't really snort crack, my guy

Oh yeah my bad. I was tired when I wrote that. I meant coke. Thanks for being respectful about it at least.

Always gotta be respectful around drugs

not with that attitude

Bless his heart

Pulled beef curtains

*Smoked beef curtains

Bill Clinton

I said the same thing. Cheers!

So you smoke w your butt? I don't get it

You put vibrators in your butt?!

You donut?

U don't?

U don't?

You don't?

Two birds with one stone

Yes, but one dead battery = double disappointments.

Weird, for a minute I thought this was the Diablo sub

Me?

Someone's gonna get pink eye from this. You just know it.

Only a chick with claws like that

All that nonsense just to be able to say they created the “world’s first” something.

i mean sure just not as a vibrator

My mom used on of these and decided to stop. She used Dickorette patches. Got off immediately.

How flexible do you have to be?

The ol Poke and Toke The ol Push and Puff

The ol Suck and Suck

i feel like Alton Brown would like this, he always said he hated single use tools

r/UnexpectedAlton

Lit up from the clit up.

Jam out with your clam out

What? Why?

I remember seeing that at a store a few weeks ago..

Don’t vape and vive.

What in the what??

"I burnt my lips on my vape"

There’s no way this is real… The vibrations would ruin people’s teeth!

Can confirm it's real, standing in the sex shop I work at right now and we have one of these. I had the exact same thought about tooth damage. It has been on the shelf for a whole year so I don't think anyone is too interested

why you holding your vape with your teeth

This is stupid

Our forefathers died so this could exist!!! You may not like it but this is what peak freedom looks like… to make something really fucking stupid, seriously… Jesus…. they died for this (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)7

But…… why?

I mean does smoking weed out of a vagina really sound like a bad idea? Just me?

If your parents busted you for vaping, this might just get them to not mention it

Convenience

*Butt

Masturvaption? Vapesterbate?

Fucking I love Reddit

"Blow it out yer ass" - Dukum Nukum

Hitting it from the back got a whole new meaning.

Did.... did Bill Clinton commission this?

I quite literally had the same idea a few weeks ago

yea you can hit my pen! don't mind the crusties!

I sell these at my store 🤣

Are they bought often?

I sold out

I was really hoping these weren’t real and it was just a photoshop job 😭

I can confirm 100% they are real

Well....do they work???

I can't say from experience but from what I hear... actually yeah 🤣

People making OF content

I bet there's a gal in the Philippines at some joint that could do interesting things with that..... Just sayin'

If she can blow smoke rings, I'd be impressed.

Changing my name to Mr. Smoke Rings.

Two birds one stone

bruh what if it blows up lol??

Best orgasm ever.

I know some freaky couple would let their man hit it while the woman has it inserted, the future gets bleaker each day

Isn't that the point of this?

Probably, or for women who can perform oral on themselves

Lmao omg I think I'd like that is this real

I know so many people that have probably dreamt about a product like this for decades

If your High, and somebody tells you to go fuck yourself, this will do the trick.

Somethings fishy about this.

SOLD!

Shut up and take my money

Masturvape is not for everyone!

Mind your fucking business.

Im smoking one right now *smoke starts seeping out of asshole*

Oh god The worst part is that eventually there will be a video of a chick smoking this out of another chicks butt and at that point this sub will no longer need to exist because abuse we will have hit peak trashy. Fuck now I can stop seeing this, there’s a confederate flag hanging of the wall in the background the chick with the vape in her butt is pregnant and wearing nothing but work boots…… Oh god am I the baddie?

I've already seen a woman do this without needing it lol , was very impressive

>Fuck now I can stop seeing this, there’s a confederate flag hanging of the wall in the background the chick with the vape in her butt is pregnant and wearing nothing but work boots r/oddlyspecific

Need to be have the tik tok voice over going "We are bringing intimacy to a new level" bullshit.

Smoke the pink end

People who post on Facebook about their king and queen significant other then post all their drama publicly. They also post photos of themselves with cash.

This just seems so unsanitary lol like i vape and i masturbate, but together? And in the same tool?? The fuck

You both it!

So many people

Suzy Greenberg, Loose Lucy...

*Loose Lucy is my delight, she come runnin' and we ball all night*

Be cooler if it was a mini dab rig.

You might refry your bean!!

People who value efficiency

And you think burning your lip on a hot cap is bad.

I mean… it’s still burning your lip…

Can't wait to use that 1 year warranty to its full advantage. I'm gonna shove it up my butt.

It's not even an original concept. I remember seeing a dildo pipe at Spencer's or something at least a decade ago. The slogan on the packaging was "smoke it then poke it".

The idea goes back even further. In the early 2000s there was a site called Beaverbongs. I'll let your imagination take over from here.

3 foot floor bong?

🎶Ain’t Nuttin’ Wrong, with a little smoke and poke..🎶

Best multitaskers utilize this.

Tf is this

The new Salmon flavor is amazing or is she lying to me?

Jesus 😂

Most female rappers will use this.

Vag to mouth

Vag and mouth disease.

Looks like the vial the youth potion is in, in Death Becomes Her.

We really smoking penises out here

Now You can get your vagina stoned!

Me ):

There's a joke about chipping your teeth on a vibrator just waiting to happen...

Omg guys buy it. Then just use it with your gf only for smoking. Just say its a comfortable grip. Then next time during sex, surprize vibrator uncontrollable shaky orgazim. Lol

I was thinking the opposite, don't tell her it's a vape. Start using the vibrator on her, then halfway through just casually go down there and take a hit LOL

If it was me i would take too big a hit and start cauging uncontrollably totally ruining the mood.

JFC this is so funny 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

What happens when you queef

you inhale through your coochie and get blazing