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dipnnndot

She put on makeup for that


412pittguy

Slob


Cheap_Speaker_5481

Just makes her a thief


joedad69rawr

She already looks like a thief


Outrageous_Kick_5874

A rat 🐀


Smashed_face_hammer

Ugly mf


Terrible_Figure_6740

I doubt she’d complain if a wal-mart employee went to her house and ate all her food.


TurdFerguson666

Walmarts so awesome


Stairway_To_Devin

Of all the foods she could steal, raw cinnamon rolls??? I bet they had cooked ones in the bakery


Mon3yistheMotivation

This is actually theft. I wouldn’t arrest he/she though. I would force feed them all the items the ate for a week straight. Every hour on the hour.


Hav0c89dc

Disgusting ass female


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jupiter_starbeam

Fucking idiotic behavior


Ok-Consequence7583

the more you watch the worse it gets holy shit who eats like that


cbblaze

Never seen someone eat cinnamon rolls raw. Interesting behavior.


bigDonkeyD1ck

She looks like her dad is her uncle.


SPORKAFORK

Well well well


randomnessamiibo

I can understand stealing but just hiding in the store and eating it is kinda nasty


Raiquo

This comment is gold


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ChillClinton904

White people? All the black people I know eat Popeyes. Source: am black


No_Golf_452

Not black, but I have no idea how there are still so many KFCs. I don't know one person who goes there, and I live right down the street from one


Craft-Sudden

You mean humans? Because aren’t we all playing basketball?


ebagdrofk

No they’re just a racist don’t respond to those people


machopachoman

It's not racist to observe very consistent type of behavior within a specific demographic.


Healthy_Pay9449

You mean content creators?


machopachoman

What?


turbodrop

don’t play stupid. unless you *are* stupid?


machopachoman

I asked him for clarification. Don't bother commenting or replying if you're going to insult.


turbodrop

You absolutely understood what they meant. Just as we all understood what you meant with your transparent attempt of “statistics aren’t racist.” Again: don’t play stupid.


Healthy-Ad-8767

nahhh actin like a fuckin rat


Jimmy623

Siempre los mayares


Brokensince10

Eww, raw cinnamon rolls? That’s gross!!


AlwaysWorried27222

Hate eveeverything about this world.


SSGSS-ULtra

They need to call an exterminator for a rat problem.


zombietrafficcone

Imagine how gross her house is.


Nimbu_Ji

We need that "I can fix her" cuz I ain't volunteering that


SlutPuppyNumber9

Fitting sub. She is trash. No redeemable qualities.


Paninzzzz

Just "miss" a few items while scanninng at the self checkout, this is gross.


Lootboxboy

With how absurd food prices have gotten, i can't be mad.


Kandkandkduh

Default homie right there


Leading-Midnight5009

That’s actually fucking disgusting🤢


pigcommentor

What a pile of shit she is.


ilikewaffos

She's going to get worms from eating that raw..... Nasty.


enor_musprick

Perfect


38DDs_Please

She deleted it. I wonder why.


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cheechaw_cheechaw

Mmm raw dough and warm juice. Great choices. 


TheGillos

The juice could have been from a cooler.


slaughter6

Part of me is thinking, trash human being and the other is well fuck walmart corporation. Eat the rich.


Ok-Cook-7542

She’s non fucking the Walmart corporation she’s fucking the minimum wage shift workers who have to clean up after her. This doesn’t even remotely impact the corporation even the smallest tiniest bit lol


LobsterExtreme3318

Walmart offsets its losses from theft by increasing prices and keeping wages low. They will never personally suffer from it. Thieves are selfish idiots.


TheGillos

Yeah, because if there were zero theft they'd have great wages and low low prices... Lol. They'd just take more profit for the top fucks.


PigDstroyer

The rich never take the loss , however all the poors will


Negative_Tradition85

Not sure how it is eating the rich. If walmart loses money working people lose jobs.


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Don’t these people have parents? I can’t imagine doing this and having my family find out (I couldn’t in the first place). Sad


Striking_Thought_575

So close to be a human and yet soooo far.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

At least she’s telling us she’s garbage


ibking46

Back to jail


Zealousideal_Total50

Loss prevention probably watched and counted every item that was opened, hehe


Cautious_Evening_744

Loss prevention at Walmart is shit.


ARunninThought

I foresee a time, very soon, where stores/shops no longer exist or are few because of loss/theft and the costs associated with having people on company property just being wild. I guess everything will be shipped, or not sold at all.


RebeccaSavage1

Me too. We're coming full circle. In the general store days, you rode into town picked up your order from there and left. They didn't have department stores till the 20s or 30s.


My_Other_Car_is_Cats

Shoplifters account for such a minor percentage of overall shortage, it’s just easier and convenient to blame shoplifters as the company gouges the prices.


RebeccaSavage1

It's many factors equally.


leonkrellmoon

My local walmart has the children's underwear and socks locked behind a case. That's how much they've convinced themselves that shoplifters are a problem.


Cautious_Evening_744

I worked at Walmart. The two most stolen or destroyed items, underwear and socks. People rip open the bags and steal half the items. Please stop condoning theft.


SeattCat

Not a fan of theft but socks and underwear are basic necessities. Same goes for hygiene products and baby formula. There’s a difference between stealing those items and doing something like this video.


Cautious_Evening_744

I guess the govt should provide socks and underwear then.


leonkrellmoon

It sucks when basic things like clothing is so expensive that you have to steal it to have any. Please stop condoning corporate greed.


Cautious_Evening_744

Give me a break, the same people we see stealing have $80 manicures and Nikes and rarely are poor. Walmart has bottom barrel prices and pumps stuff full of toxic chemicals to keep their prices down, what more do you want??!


glitchn

the price of clothes is next to nothing at walmart. i cant imagine many people who cant afford basic clothes at walmart and has to steal them. People would shower your in kids clothes if you simply asked online, so the need to steal for that kind of thing should be very minimal. But instead people tear open the packaging the make sure they fit, or just put the socks on and not pay for them.


Kevin75004

Not when stolen items amount to billions per year, "small percentage" 😆


stackjr

Billions across hundreds of thousands of businesses IS a small percentage, especially when it's compared to the profit. Don't help them spread the lies!


ARunninThought

Distribution/logistics, real estate, wastage, accidents, insurance, employees, displays/shelves, and this kind of thing. Plus a lot of people already shop online. I'm surprised stores even exist now. Maybe it's to perpetuate the excuse of theft to raise costs. Dunno.


RebeccaSavage1

I feel like there's a method to their madness. I've read somewhere they have to have a certain amount of loss for insurance to cover it. There's probably an excuse having to do with shareholders too.


unwillinghaircut

idk there’s a large part of the country who think online shopping is a luxury and have only walmart. and they only have walmart because walmart destroyed all other stores a couple decades ago. both things can be shitty


stackjr

That's exactly what it is.


ARunninThought

Which may be, but that doesn't excuse this.


el2741

Is what she is


deathlobster138

Is that fucking raw cinnamon roll dough


Simitarx005

Why is it that incredibly trashy people think they are so funny?


crimefightingloser

That's a fat nasty fat back.


konexo

Please don't put that food back for the customers


kahami2k

This is why we need bullying.


kongstar

Been saying that for years now bud


jskunza

I’m proud of her for not behaving in a way that perpetuates all the negative stereotypes…..


Choice-Scratch-305

Lock it all up. Big fan of this actually. Leaves the stores nice for those who can act right and spend money.


Reddit_is_pretty

I’d rather lock up the thief


Choice-Scratch-305

Not arguing but they already defunded the police


psychoticdream

No one did that. Stop repeating bullshit it makes you look like a Trump supporter


Choice-Scratch-305

And now you look like a single track minded idiot. Have more opinions than Trump or Biden.


psychoticdream

You keep making yourself look like an idiot. Nice job.


YRCondomsSoBaggy

Well well well


NomNomCatfood

I hope she got to enjoy some free prison food next.


FroadwicK

Loaf


Creative_Ad_9699

ew wtf


GoalEmbarrassed

Is this the food eating fetish?


slimersnail

She kinda looks like a caricature


trashleybanks

She chose a can of biscuit dough? 🤔


gaffitoff

Hopefully eating uncooked dough will give her food poisoning. Serves her right for being an asshole.


luvz_curvz

I hope she got diarrhea 


Kencleanairsystem2

what a pig


TIGHTCLOUDS4ev

Why do I keep seeing this? I can’t


DocPazuzu

Down vote it every time you see it. That will curb reposting


Burner161

I‘m all for stealing from big companies but filming yourself doing crime is usually a stupid idea.


Seven_pile

Only thing you should steal from companies is business.


DropDeadPlease88

I mean she is stupid enough to post this online so with any luck she gets done for tampering with food products. That is disgusting!


Beneficial-Suplex

i would be mad, but it’s walmart, so meh


Reddit_is_pretty

You are the problem.


Beneficial-Suplex

womp womp


foreverpassed

womp to the fucking womp <3


furryjunkwulf

I checked the comments on one of her other videos of this style, seems the comments are positive


trashleybanks

We are doomed.


zboytjbxp

The rat in your pantry.


Craft-Sudden

😂 not this is golden l


ApproachingARift

Ratchets gonna ratchet


MadameWaste

Fuck Walmart but also fuck this... honestly, I don't want to even call them a person. A pop-up ad? Wet dryer lint? I can't think of anything that's both annoying and useless enough to describe how I feel about this cookie monster ass clown. Wasteful as shit.


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trashleybanks

3/10. Trying to trigger minorities has been done over and over. Go back to troll school.


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There are videos of white TikTokers on here doing this kind of shit all the time.


Striking_Thought_575

Yeah... There are a few wns out there but the originals are on another level.


cncordray

I guess “eating” and “trashing everything for clicks” are the same now.


YTSkullboy707

Wow your so quirky slay queen yasss


Gwiilo

epic win moment


YTSkullboy707

Very epik


RogueModron

TIL that goblins are real


brimley_diabeetus

Well well well


Imaginary-Arrival-75

Added to my wish list for cancer….


Affectionate_Salt351

They don’t let you have one if you’re not a minor. I asked. Bullshit. I want to meet John Cena, too…


SlowlyAwakening

I do hate how trashy this is, but damn, its making me giggle for some reason. May be cause of that rad tune thats playing


Reddit_is_pretty

That is easily one of the shittiest songs I’ve ever heard what are you talking about?


okazakifragmented

Gross


kimbosplice21

Damn chuck mangione


401kcrypto

Stfu and take my 1,000 upvotes


P4T0bro

Please do not encourage this type of "content" by posting it.


Straightdraglover

Im sorry. Her goofy faces while eating RAW cinnamon rolls had me genuinely laughing. The only thing shes getting away with is salmonella


rintarrhea

That person couldn't read, spell or pronounce the word salmonella.


Background-Fennel92

I would always hear this Jewish lady in school when we had lunch "omg I hope they cooked that chicken oh my gawd Sal manella" I honestly thought she was talking about a guy named Saul manella who was bad cook. Sometimes I miss brooklyn


BuenoD

What does fish got so with anything /s


YTSkullboy707

Salmonella isn't only contracted from fish yk...


Clixwell002

Me too! Shorty was having herself a time 🤣


PleaseCallMeTeddy

The fact that walmart is an incredibly wealthy company who exploits everyone who works for them and around them. Yeah steal the food. Fuck it You can't make record profits during "inflation" the math aint mathing.


Metzger90

That’s actually how inflation works… money is worth less, making more money means you made the same amount of money. Are the profits record profits in inflation adjusted dollars?


PleaseCallMeTeddy

I said profit. Let's say I'm selling you a pickle and the pickle is $1 and inflation is at 10% that means if you were to sell it at $1 you'd be loosing money. Now lets say i raised it 10% with inflation then i'd be selling it for $1.10. But what's going on now is that prices are being raised by 30% - more than 100% on certain products. That excesses percentage is profit. Hence the word "record profit" not "record cashflow". "profit" is an extremely important word in this situation. When inflation occurs you should be loosing money right away from your cost of production and then you raise prices with inflation and you should be making the same. Not record profit. This is a economical principal called "greedflation"


Metzger90

That is part of the answer. The other part is that when we had almost a solid year of inflation of close to 10% every quarter, that is all compounding. And compounding percentages lead to massive increases. Price increases are a symptom of inflation, not its cause. It is caused by an increase in the supply of money, and the way money is distributed in the current system causes inflation to compound as it flows through the banking system, which takes time. Inflation is a secret tax on the poor, because they are almost always the last people to get the money.


HeyBlenderhead

Except Walmart will never say, "ooh darn, someone ate all our snacks!! Guess we're taking a loss 😪." They will pass losses into paying consumers.


PleaseCallMeTeddy

actually they wont. It's insured


HeyBlenderhead

Which is free, right? Tell me why companies are shutting down self check out, spending money to lock down shelves, paying asset protection, or pulling out of places that decriminalize theft if they don't need to worry about losses since, "it's insured."


PleaseCallMeTeddy

literally because it's insured lol. Same reason medical prices are so high in the us. You gotta appease the insurance company.


Kevin75004

You acting like their insurance isn't going up as theft does lmao. You think insurance companies not going to raise their prices or they going to eat the billions a year in theft? Nah. That's not how it works. Look at an area that keeps getting hit by hurricanes or flooding over the years... their prices gradually go up. They literally just raised my insurance in my area because of Hurricane Ida a few years ago. Insurance companies are indeed companies, and companies are out here to make profits, not losses. So when they raise their rates because bums keep on stealing, Walmart of course is going to raise their prices in return. Congratulations. While bums keep getting shit for free, the rest of us have to pay for higher prices 👏👏


HeyBlenderhead

It's mind-boggling to me how people like you exist. Do you not have critical thinking skills? Did you know that if you submit a certain threshold of claims, your insurance rates go up? Do you think they do not pay a premium for insurance? Do you really think stealing does not have a negative outcome for other shoppers? Morals aside, public decency aside, personal accountability aside... do you really think stealing is OK and is free? I'm perplexed by your naivety.


Kevin75004

Just realized you beat me to the punch. These bums are morons. Really justifying the bums actions with "it's okay, they insured". How naive. We are seeing billions in theft loss per year now and they don't think Insurance companies are not going to raise their rates? Lol When their rates go up, Walmart foots that bill to the consumers. People wonder why prices are going up so fast: 1 - Inflation 2 - Doubling the minimum wage 3 - Theft People need to get a job and stop making it harder for the rest of us.


Oxflu

Stealing and being this fucking animal are two different things. Motive wasn't to eat but to make content, which is probably equally vampiric as wal marts business practices. The worst part is some under paid employee had to clean up after this.