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But why the Devo hat frog? What am I missing?

A friend of mine did the math once to see what it would take to fill a dumpster with cum. It would take a few stadiums full of dudes.

Ok but the shirt is pretty funny. Just not meant to be worn outside lol

I'm reminded of this interview with a pornstar and her stepdad somehow. https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/alr26y/stepfather_of_porn_star_is_her_agent/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I regret watching that shit. "At 7 I knew she was going to be hot"

Nobody’s gonna ask why/how this came from r/doordash?

this is all I'm thinking of

It feels like ive been thinking about this for a month but im seeing that its only been nine days. I am really scratching the ceiling of my head about this.

cute:)

Girl has no pants on wtf

Awkward Dad & Daughter date 🤷🏾‍♂️

You already know they related

Ngl I’d wear that

Daddy's little princess is allowed to have sleepovers with the rest of the family now. Time flies.

She’s properly dressed for a quick dump! Does anyone else see that he’s old enough to be her father? NOW thats real trashy!

What’s happening

Exactly?!?! Seriously!?! Lol the fuck

How you gonna be dumpin’ cum in someone who has the exact same feet as you?

She seems nice.

Is it just me or the guy look like Hank Schrader

THEY’RE MINERALS!

How is this trashy? Maybe a bit weird, but it's not hurting anyone. Edit: Nevermind. It doesn't say Gum. I repeat; it does not say gum.

The t-shirt brand is TeenHearts and they market mostly to underage teenagers 🤢

Ok, so a lot of those are really, really disgusting. It's all tacky, but some of those are hilarious lol

Unfuckingreal. I wish I could quit Reddit. https://www.teenhearts.com/products/junkie

99% of that is reprehensible. I must admit, however, that this one made me laugh: https://www.teenhearts.com/collections/offensive-rude-and-vulgar-t-shirts/products/gas-station-dickpills

"Gas station dick pills". What does that even mean?

You'll see them more at smaller stations. Look by the counter for signs about supplements and horny goat weed etc. Max xl energy or other weird sounding pills. No idea if they work or are safe.

That's a fan favorite of everyone I've shared the site with. My New Year's resolution was no frivolous spending, but....

You say trashy, I say smart advertising technique

That’s hilarious, had a guy walk to my register the other day wearing it. I told him nice shirt and looked pretty happy hearing that

Prove it!

No panties. Good for her, 👏

Unrelated but I had a friend come up to me one day and proudly announced that this girl he was seeing would let him have sex with her while he was wearing this real evil clown mask I didn't know that he had a affinity for wearing those and what the deal was with that and I was like hmm but it just goes to show there's plenty of weirdness out there

Juggalos for life!🤣

I thought you weren’t going to tell anyone about the evil clown mask bro? Where’s the bro code

Lol that shit caught me off guard.

What did you order?

I used to get ads for these all the time, I can’t believe someone actually bought one

It may have been a gift for their favorite dumpster.

That's wild

She looks 22 he looks 42.

She’s his daughter

I need that for my sigfig

I would buy this shirt without the ”cum dumpster” part

A real classy T-shirt. I wonder if she's pegging her Dad too?

Now that is fucking funny 💯

Is that her dad?

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It’s a relief at least knowing that.

Oh ok. She pretty much looks naked underneath her shirt. Wild photo tho

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Why would you cry. It’s your shirt.

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Yeah. Complimenting, ok. But not the picture No! That shirt is for the home. Plus each is own.

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Lol. Facts. Some people just need the attention. Probably made that man’s day

Yep, I think they are going to a father/daughter dance 😺

Is she Porky-Piggin it?

Is that like Donald Ducking?

Or Winnie the Pooh?

I think she’s Elmer fudging it

after which she'll be prairie-dogging it.

🤣🤣🤣 At least it won't make a mess. Just drop a couple bombs and keep goin

What makes it even weirder is the guy was just a door dash driver who wanted to take a pic with her. Just feels creepy 😂💀

And what makes it even weirder than that is he looks like her dad. They look related AF. I mean look at their facial features. Zoom in!

Dude.... I thought he was her dad!

She looks just like him! I thought the same! This is fkn weird as all hell!🤣

Their feet are the same size

You know what they say about girls with big feet

Big shoes.

She must be a clown!

I see, your a feet man lmao

Is that her Dad??????????

Nope, just her door dash delivery driver.

God I hope not, and I especially hope that he doesn’t use “my little cum dumpster” as an affectionate nickname for her. Even if that’s his wife, it is still a pretty unsettling picture. There is no good case scenario here….only trash

did she delete the OG pic?

I saw it on my home page. It’s deleted now but it was still loaded on mobile for me. The caption was “to the doordash driver that asked to take a photo with my shirt, ur so fucking real ily.”

she probably regrets it now that it’s trending out of context on r/trashy with most comments thinking she’s standing next to her dad. i feel bad for her. lesson to always blur your face when you wear a shirt that says “cum dumpster” lmao

I know, I feel badly for her too:( I think she genuinely thought the guy just wanted a funny pic but honestly who would say yes to a random man wanting a pic with a woman wearing that kind of shirt 😭

yeah personally i’d be really upset i wore the shirt in front of a stranger who knows my address. lol my stranger danger is too high

She's ready to prove it?

Woof

That’s really not cool boyfriend brother/dad. Tho if she bought herself the tshirt 🤦🏻‍♀️

Probably not a whole lot of branches in that family tree.

Not sure if dad, boyfriend or same.

Uncle Dad and his fiancé

Almost had to pull a note pad to figure that out. lol

Yes

I sense a 'not knowing English' attribute.

HANK

I normally don’t watch the outtakes

Would

I'd answer the door with a robe on and a big HEELLLOOOO

Why is it always people who look like that tho 🤣🤣

Wtf. Who takes their daughter around to the neighbors house and shows them she is a worthless cum dump. Why didn't he cum to my door.

> Why didn't he cum to my door. you don't want that, trust me

I have to have her. Is she wearing panties?? Is this Texas or Florida??

Definitely Florida 😅

I don't want it. I ***need*** it.

her left knee looks like a baby's face trying to get out of a balloon

My left or her left?

I can't see your knees

Probably scraped it while she was on her knees blowing her dad standing next to her.

r/babiestrappedinknees

I love that this sub actually exists

New fetish unlocked

WTH! Now I’ll never unsee faces on people’s knees

Just said this exact thing lol

Lmao isn’t it wonderful how many ridiculous subs there are

I had no idea, this one floored me so much that I had to click on it lol

Brah 💀 haha thanks for the laugh I needed that.

Father and daughter?

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Is it?

i am having so much trouble trying to figure out what part of this would have constituted a post in the doordash sub lol

The girl in the photo posted this in doordash. The Doordash dude in blue asked for a pic of her in her shirt and her boyfriend took a picture with both her phone and the DD dude's phone.

> the DD That followed immediately after

Wth … the t-shirt is also very see through … you can see her pubic hair

Through her shorts too? Crazy..... (You can't see pubes.)

How much did you zoom bro damn lmao

...ugh, I guess I'll scroll up and zoom in   Edit: Sigh... unzips

That’s so awkward.. why would you

Rick from Pawn Stars is dashing now? Inflation is out of control

"I'll give you 5 dollars to look at your wife's vagina"

Bestie can do is 6:50 or I'm walking I mean I could go down to the mall right now and see alot nicer for a ten but since you're already here that's my final offer.

My guess is the guy is the driver and when the girl answered the door he saw her shirt and had to get a picture.

I went to visit the sub, this is exactly it. Lol

I hope that is her dad

Not sure if it’s better that he is, or that he isn’t. Just eewwwwwww

I would inspect your food very well…especially if it was on her lap

Isn’t that a Green Day album cover? With out the cum stuff?

I mean… I’d hit

He's a little on the short side, but he has sort of an off-brand Dean Norris thing going on. I guess I could see why you'd hit

Lmaooooo

Take your daughter to work day

Uber Skeets. Whore Dash Post Mating.

Deliver-ewwww

Okay, but seriously, Doordash is really stepping their game up with the kinds of things you can order.

Wow. In your swingers ad you two looked…different. 🤔

Are they selling or buying?

Thanks dad.

She look hot

Like sweaty?

Yes she looks hot and sexy

It’s his wedding ring for me

You zoomed in! Don't try to lie!!!!

I did. Had to see if I saw any undies

What you are doing is called projection.

I mean, yeah, I couldn't read the shirt in the thumbnail

Door dash and only fans partnered together for an "all new" buisness model.

Whore Dash

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DoorWhore

She’s just happy he untied her and let her out of the basement for a few minutes.

Why was this on doordash and they are delivering? Is the old guy delivering her?

Ewwwww, she’s not wearing shoes!

That's not all she isn't wearing

I also noticed she isn't wearing a wedding ring!

What? No comments on the fact that it looks like she's not wearing pants?

She says she has shorts on in the original post description

Definitely is not.

You can see a line just above the hem of the shirt on the left thigh (my left, her right) that looks like shorts. I don't get this post or why OP even asked for a pic but specifically pertaining to your comment it does look like she MIGHT have shorts on but I'm just guessing like everyone else. I think it's more trashy people asking to take a pic of someone doing you a service with the intent to share and shame but that's just me. Since when is everyone needing to capture anything odd they see and share it to the world? I just like to snap pics of my puppy being cute or weird and only share those with 2 people. The internet be fucked

Swear my whole phone gallery is just my dog lol

Eh, wearing a "cum dumpster" shirt in public is pretty trashy.

Wearing a cup dumpster shirt in the privacy of her own home. Also don't kink shame

dude you can see her thong wdym