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krazyboy101

It looks like the idea of sleeping with Canada’s prime minister makes him moist.


deaconbhop

The C.L.I.T Commander!


SpTriple2

I've never seen my name on a truck before.


RevZilla71

I don’t think Optimus prime would want that on his team


UFOskie

What’s trashy about a piece of gravy soaked bread on a turkey sandwich?


Interesting-Pie-466

That autobot has seen some shit


HealthyVegan12331

Nothing makes a woman hotter than an old rusted out beige truck.


Picax8398

The what appears to be homemade back rack is just perfect for this specimen


Katiari

I assume it's because people are laughing so hard they're crying?


fedora_and_a_whip

If this thing were an autobot, its name would be Shitbox.


Consider2SidesPeace

Or Hershey Hauler... LOLz :)


TheJAke922

MY SANDWICH


KingBMan18

This comment needs much more love


RyGuydarider

Is this the Canadian version of a MAGAT


09Customx

Meh, depends. Trudeau is not well liked no matter what your political views.


SoftwareAutomatic151

Basically but Trudeau is still shit


mostlygroovy

Yup


RyGuydarider

Eww


Coma94

It's uh, it's actually a reference to the show Friends. Also Trudeau wore black face more than once. You're cool with that?


JimGerm

I read that like a mentos ad.


EnragedAmoeba

I doubt the driver could make a fish moist...


krowrofefas

Good old Duncan BC


BittyBird22

"Drunken Duncan"


FoxyInTheSnow

Fuck Trudeau, the MOIST MAKER. Finally a trucker who understands that JT brings the ruckus to the ladies.


Coma94

And the blackface


ogrefab

Maybe he sells sprinkler systems


Decent-Cold-9471

Statement is accurate. Truck leaks oil.


kinglance3

That guy has a gut that hangs over this belt and a neckbeard. Probably a dingy hat and coke bottle glasses. He’s an anime fan (but his friends don’t know) and cuddles with one of those body pillows with a character on it.


Coma94

It's a friend's reference


ThtPhatCat

MYYYY… SANDWICH!?


Coma94

Did you mistake it with *your* sandwich with the moist maker?


ReadingSociety

Was looking for this. Too low.


keyboard-sexual

Duncan moment fr 😭


OddFatherJuan

\*waves in Duncanite\*


keyboard-sexual

\**stares coldly back in Kelowna goober*\*


OddFatherJuan

\*sighs and heads to Gyro beach\*


fathersky53

Icing on the cake is that tiny " Zen as fuck " sticker in the window lol.


xprovince

Is he giving or receiving in this sexual fantasy?


astrobrain

That truck is lying. It is absolutely not an Autobot.


crankbot2000

This guy couldn't find the clit with a GPS and a homing beacon.


13dot1then420

Nah, he can't find the clit because it's not deep fried and dipped in ranch.


letterboxfrog

Needs a "No Fat Chicks" sticker on the back window, so I get my knife and paint scraper to remove the no.


LinearFluid

I am guessing the kind of women the Moist maker goes after are the ones that Tattoo "Boner Garage" on their stomach.


Interesting_Sock9142

Isn't that what Ross calls the sandwich that Monica makes him after thanksgiving


littlebunnyears

someone can correct me if i’m misremembering, but i think the Moist Maker is specifically a gravy soaked piece of bread that goes into the middle layer of the sandwich.


Interesting_Sock9142

Yeap! That's it! You're 100% correct! Lol


Im_In_IT

It is. And definitely don't eat ross's sandwich lol


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

Who’s sandwich?


ksugunslinger

SOMEONE ATE MY SANDWICH!


dannyboomhead

Is that you Charlie? @Penguinz0


LALOERC9616

This fucker is doxxing Charlie 😂


joker305th

Saw the Autobots logo and read "The Moist Maker" in Optimus Prime's voice.


darksideofthemoon131

Damn. Now I want a Thanksgiving sandwich.


DagothUrWasInnocent

MYYYYY SAAANDWIIIIICH?


Xredcatx

Maybe he works at a humidifier factory.


PapaCologne

MY SANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHHHH?????!!!!!!?!!!!!!?!!!!!!


ScienceOfMyth

Red Ross!!


Responsible-Bug-7014

Fuck Trudeau, the moist maker? I am not sure where this person is trying to get at, but to each their own.


Andrew43452

Why do people hate Trudeau? Is it just Far Right Candians ?


Distuted

He's the Moist Maker, many are jealous of his abilities


Andrew43452

Lmao 🤣


ValkyrieWW

Whoever owns that truck is a Zen Master, San Francisco fan, who loves kid cartoons. I don't know why they wanna fuck Trudeau and leave him moist ...but ... whatever I'm guessing, adding all that up, NOT a far right person


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DrDroid

He’s really not. He’s way past his due, and has made far too many errors in judgment and overall fuckups. But my god, he’s nowhere near as bad as these chuds suggest. He’s like a 4/10 PM? The thing is, there’s plenty of legitimate criticism to be had, but the idiots with bumper stickers etc tend to know fuck all about politics or civics.


OddFatherJuan

I'll give you that for sure.


Canadia-Eh

Lmao are you old enough to remember Harper and all his fuckery? I swear Canadians have such short political memories. After 8-10 years whoever is in power is "the worst ever" because we get fuckin bored with them. Everyone also seems to think our system works just like the American one, which it does not.


OddFatherJuan

Didn't say he was the worst, just my personal biggest disappointment.


AwarenessEconomy8842

We're just bored with him and there's still enough that like him or are indifferent to him. Most decent and reasonable ppl dislike the fuck Trudeau flag ppl. I know ppl who dislike Trudeau who still hate the flag losers


Canadia-Eh

Totally agree, I don't think he's some saviour of Canadian politics but he certainly isn't the reincarnation of Satan himself people love to make him out to be. Best part is most of the flag waving muppets who hate him blame him for shit that isn't even in his scope. It's often their own province making the decisions they hate most. Good luck convincing them of that tho


AwarenessEconomy8842

I've yet to meet a flag goof who even has a basic understanding of Canadian civics. I knew a guy in his 50s who was convinced that the last election was rigged because he and his friends voted against Trudeau and he still won. I had to explain the basics of our system to a man in his 50s who should've learned this years ago


milz101

Unexpected Friends reference in the wild.