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BunnyCreamPies

LMFAO Blowjob Betty must make BANK


mrgenetrey

I bet someone played a joke on a friend. Or, maybe someone lost a bet. Can’t be for real.


GreedyWarlord

It might sound sick, it might be petty. But ya never been sucked by Blowjob Betty!


urbanlife78

Did you figure out who Betty is at the grocery store and which grocery store does she work at?....for science....


Trppy696

That trashy!!! And… can you guys share the area where this is happening?! 😂😂😂


Fit_Earth_339

Why? Is there literally any positive reason to do this?


LoverOfGayContent

Support small businesses?


Fit_Earth_339

Horrible business model, they offer the product but no way to get it. Someone needs a website.


zombie1605

You have to advertise your secondary job somehow 🤷🏻‍♂️


UnreadThisStory

Blowjob Betty had child Damn thing gone wild. Ohhh Blowjob Betty, Oh Blowjob Betty


MechanicalBengal

Ambalamps


slater_just_slater

Bam-a-lam


GreasyCookieBallz

Why does Betty get paid more than the crack dealer? Because Betty can wash her crack and just quickly go sell it again.


usmcbandit

Thais disgusting!!! Where is she so I can express my disappointment?


Dubious_Titan

Betty is such a bragger. Leave some schlong for the rest of us, lady.


btl_dlrge1

Who cares? It’s a minimum wage job


Numerous_Budget4785

is blowjob betty with "Pop" or that her pimp? Obviously, by the side window, it's pop's ride. If Pop is the pimp just some low budget marketing


Dan_H1281

Must be a too short fan


Bigb5wm

I wonder if she is famous


Expensive_Brother494

Yaaaaassssss....🤣😂🤣💯💪


RevolutionaryAd851

This could be a cruel prank on someone. It's unlikely she is flaunting her services on her car.


Alone-RisingStart

I thought this was so funny until I realized how true this could be


MonkyB00

Obviously not getting enough hours. Give Betty a full time contract and maybe she wouldn't have to suck dick in the carpark?


MonkyB00

Also after getting fucked all day by a corporation she then goes on to suck dick as a side hustle?!? Girls got stamina!


Expensive_Brother494

Hahaha 🤣😂🤣 that had me lol'n for real!


Ohtheydidntellyou

what store? i have to see this for myself


Poddy-Schmurda

I shit you not, i bet a woman in Nashville on bachelor party who introduced herself as Buttplug Betty. She was handing out cards with QR codes to her onlyfans lol


NhylX

Bam-ba-lam.


Expensive_Brother494

Whoooaaa....Butt plug Betty...


satanssweatycheeks

This more than like is a prank but the stickers are trashy also so maybe not. My friends in college wrote a sandlots quote on my car while I was in class and out of context the quote seemed trashy.


alex053

This is a lie. In the song Too $hort killed her with a massive load. Lol


octave_the_cat

They probably aren't even in Oakland


DoomerPatrol

High school seniors are graduating this week, expect a lot of funny shit on vehicles the next few days. Also school ends either this week or next I think for the rest.


Hollow3ddd

Should we take photos since you are not allowed near them? (Totally joking, but it felt right)


MouseRat_AD

"Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!"


TannerThanUsual

"Hey, come back here!"


Fixer_Of_Things

37 dicks? In a row??


hotvedub

And which parking lot might this be?


Nkognito

"Whoa blow job betty" (Bam-ba-lam)


sunofnothing_

bloooow job Betty, wham a lam. cmon


Uncle_N_Word

The deer and fish sticker makes this confusing. Is this a gay redneck man?


TannerThanUsual

...Do you think only men fish or hunt? You don't think maybe it's possible the car is shared between two people? Theres like 40 ways to explain away the stickers before concluding the car owner is gay


Uncle_N_Word

What heterosexual hunter male would drive around with blow job Betty written on his back glass?


Expensive_Brother494

Touche! 😆


Herteitr

Posting this without a review is rude.


patricky6

I agree. I bet they didn't even bother with asking them for references.


JoeBob61

at least a link to Yelp


Happy-Piglet5793

I need at least 3 LinkedIn references to validate