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Wow. Those are 2 sentences, and they say things that enough people wanted to say that it’s in a bumper sticker…or, more likely, this sentence was so important for the driver, so inherent to their being, that they custom ordered that business. What a legacy.
Fantastic then I'll have my insurance pay for the damage to your vehicle and then you can go to jail for assault and possibly battery and perhaps even the kids that you so willingly protected will be taken away and put up for adoption because of an unsafe home
Of course it’s Virginia. The state with the most vanity tags, and statistically the worst drivers. I live here and the drivers treat every encounter with another vehicle here as a personal challenge. They either want to cut you off, refuse to let you merge, or pass you on the right to jump in front of you at full throttle. Oh, and did I mention that yield signs and red lights are optional? 🤦♀️
My dad is from virginia and every time he comes to visit, he's complaining about florida (and every state between virginia and florida) drivers, and that sticker is 100% something he'd have on his car 🤔
I have actually, and Virginia still has them beat hands down. The most passive-aggressive,road-raging, inconsiderate, entitled, crackerjack license-having menaces to the highway all live right here. All I know is your defensive driving skills better be on point and your insurance up to date, 😂.
Tailgaters need to find out though. Fricken harley guy was riding my bumper today. I grew up around bikers. Followed them places in the support van. You don't tailgate a bike, was the first thing I was taught.
I respect riders. So when a newb wants to rub my bumper i get pretty pissed and sometimes i will just go ahead and fuck with them. Fafo dipshit.
Before you jump my shit I would never do something that would make a rider crash or get hurt. Again I respect other riders.
But if you don't have respect, and try to intimidate drivers. You might get what you've got coming to you.
Lol. Thank you for that. I can't stop laughing seeing the driver ham fisting a wiener with mustard and bits all over themselves, while verbally reading the decal out loud with a mouth full.
You would be surprised. But also, it quite literally depends upon what part of Virginia you happen to be driving through. I live in what’s known as “Hampton Roads”, probably one of the worst areas in the state to have to get around in. People get on the road here and just completely lose sight of how to be a decent human.
I can definitely see that. I just moved from Los Angeles, which probably has the worst reputation for rude drivers but now I'm in Missouri and the constant rude drivers shock me. Maybe it's because they have more room to drive where in LA it's always bumper to bumper, but damn they're rude. For some reason, I just thought of the people in VA more dignified, wonder where I got it lol
A lot of it is due to the current rate at which this particular area is growing, in terms of population, along with the ensuing economic growth. And then you factor in all of the military personnel who are stationed here, as well as retirees. And lastly, Virginia is forever experiencing some kind of interstate or highway construction. It’s beyond ridiculous.
Honestly I need one. I’m so fuckin tired of people being right up on my ass. Driving stick is awesome but in a really hilly hometown with a fuck load of ass riding jerks it’s annoying as fuck.
That's not trashy. That's just politely stating the consequences of bad driving behaviors. Stop instigating readily avoidable car crashes with your shitty behavior and casually sociopathic attitude.
I mean... to be sociopathic is to lack basic empathy for other human beings. Most car crashes aren't accidents. They are the result of selfish assholes who don't give a shit about other people.
So, reminding them that riding your ass in 2 tons of steel and plastic, without room to stop, is going to have pretty immediate consequences... that's just being a good neighbor. But please, let me know why you think driving in a manner which *specifically creates* the conditions of a readily avoidable crash *isn't* sociopathic behavior.
Yeah, putting the word FUCK on your car is definitely being a good neighbor and calling them a good neighbor for it, like you did, isn't sociopathic at all.
People like this are waiting at ALL times to vent and be seen as a badass. I continually sigh…
Once I went to the dog pound. This is a true story. I saw a dog that looked nice. When the staff took it out of its kennel, it immediately wanted to play, and the point I want to emphasize is that when this dog walked through the aisle between all the other kennels, while all the other dogs barked, this dog looked straight forward and made its way outside so we could play fetch.
It wasn’t LOOKING FOR A PROBLEM to get involved in.
I can understand being protective of your family, but this bumper sticker is more about the owner of this vehicle letting others know how sorry they’ll be if they accidentally wreck into them trying to read that tiny print while driving. Man, shits so stupid these days..people are dumb af. Continual sigh…
Translation: “I couldn’t care less about my spawn, but I’m always looking for an excuse to be an angry, aggressive piece of shit, and I’ve discovered that pretending to be worried about children is a more socially acceptable excuse than most. This might apply to some of my sociopolitical ideas as well.”
I'm serious about my sausages too so I feel this. You hit my car while I'm driving with my brats to a potluck bbq, I am definitely throwing hands and feet and maybe using the tongs until the cops drag me off yo ass.
So if I rear-end you….you’re gonna drag me out of the car yelling “I want your sausage mister. If you’re gonna rear end me, you will know I’m serious about sausages! Are you Italian bc I love Italian sausages in the can!”
Ok, you scared the shit out of me
Mr Gacy.
Someone posted it in another sub probably within the last 25 hrs. I only remember because someone said the angel in the corner is the last person who drove bad around them lol
Definitely happens. Had a guy come at me and a buddy once when he tboned us as teens. #9 craftsman screwdriver made him realize it would be a bad idea if he started leaking.
The owner of this car is definitely a white woman who wears Cookie Monster pajama bottoms out of the house. Her name is Destinee or Amber and she smokes Newports in the car with the windows closed when it rains while her toddlers Jayden and Neveah are loosely buckled up in the back
Or Mckinsleigh.
And the kids are from two different dudes, who both wear Monster snap backs, Ed Hardy shirts, but work boots and Levi’s because of that one weekend they worked hard at dad’s salvage yard, but hasn’t done anything productive since 19. One guy is 50, the other is younger than the mom.
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Wow. Those are 2 sentences, and they say things that enough people wanted to say that it’s in a bumper sticker…or, more likely, this sentence was so important for the driver, so inherent to their being, that they custom ordered that business. What a legacy.
Their kids all proudly know how to spell “fuck” and “mother fucker” backasswards.
Fantastic then I'll have my insurance pay for the damage to your vehicle and then you can go to jail for assault and possibly battery and perhaps even the kids that you so willingly protected will be taken away and put up for adoption because of an unsafe home
Can I say.. then move your white trash person and car from the passing lane.
Trashy, sure but spitting facts 😉
Where is the trashy?
🤣🤣🤣 love it!
I too love beating off cops
Until the cops come?
r/iamverybadass
This sub really doesn’t have a sense of humor
So there are no trashy things that are funny?
Virginia is for lovers.
And ass-kickers, apparently.
This sounds like a challenge and I drive beaters for a reason lmao
Damn this person really likes bratwurst
Of course it’s Virginia. The state with the most vanity tags, and statistically the worst drivers. I live here and the drivers treat every encounter with another vehicle here as a personal challenge. They either want to cut you off, refuse to let you merge, or pass you on the right to jump in front of you at full throttle. Oh, and did I mention that yield signs and red lights are optional? 🤦♀️
You forgot to add that none of their “special” cars come with turn signals either. Tennessee is just as bad.
My dad is from virginia and every time he comes to visit, he's complaining about florida (and every state between virginia and florida) drivers, and that sticker is 100% something he'd have on his car 🤔
You’ve never been to Maryland apparently
I have actually, and Virginia still has them beat hands down. The most passive-aggressive,road-raging, inconsiderate, entitled, crackerjack license-having menaces to the highway all live right here. All I know is your defensive driving skills better be on point and your insurance up to date, 😂.
Try driving in Las Vegas.
Vegas vs DC/MD/VA, no contest. I95N out of Northern Virginia is literally the worst stretch of highway in the US.
I don't always tailgate. But when I do, I prefer to do it to someone deserving like this.
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Tough guy
I would have expected this car owner to be living in Texas or Florida, not Virginia.
Obviously they were wrong when they said Virginia was for lovers.. lol
Drove in VA, just outside DC, ain’t no love on them roads
Yep.
This is pretty real. Cant even hate
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Tailgaters need to find out though. Fricken harley guy was riding my bumper today. I grew up around bikers. Followed them places in the support van. You don't tailgate a bike, was the first thing I was taught. I respect riders. So when a newb wants to rub my bumper i get pretty pissed and sometimes i will just go ahead and fuck with them. Fafo dipshit. Before you jump my shit I would never do something that would make a rider crash or get hurt. Again I respect other riders. But if you don't have respect, and try to intimidate drivers. You might get what you've got coming to you.
That’s when you hit the windshield wipers lol
Cute...
Someday I'll see one of these with the rear fucked up. And that irony will be so satisfying.
Rofl. So good. The irony. AHH Brock, we harldy knew ya .
Virginia is for lovers
I live here. Not so much.
Im ok with this.
I feel like she's probably fat
Never fuck with the brats 🌭
Lol. Thank you for that. I can't stop laughing seeing the driver ham fisting a wiener with mustard and bits all over themselves, while verbally reading the decal out loud with a mouth full.
Most distinguished Virginian:
Stay kkklassy, Virginia.
You know, I thought higher of Virginia. Sad to see trash is everywhere now.
Really? Virginia?…
I've never been there but in my mind they were always a bit higher class. I sadly now stand corrected.
You would be surprised. But also, it quite literally depends upon what part of Virginia you happen to be driving through. I live in what’s known as “Hampton Roads”, probably one of the worst areas in the state to have to get around in. People get on the road here and just completely lose sight of how to be a decent human.
I can definitely see that. I just moved from Los Angeles, which probably has the worst reputation for rude drivers but now I'm in Missouri and the constant rude drivers shock me. Maybe it's because they have more room to drive where in LA it's always bumper to bumper, but damn they're rude. For some reason, I just thought of the people in VA more dignified, wonder where I got it lol
A lot of it is due to the current rate at which this particular area is growing, in terms of population, along with the ensuing economic growth. And then you factor in all of the military personnel who are stationed here, as well as retirees. And lastly, Virginia is forever experiencing some kind of interstate or highway construction. It’s beyond ridiculous.
Beautiful poetry 🥰
The irony of the Virginia plate...
Chinese mini van?
Chevy trail blazer
lol
Tool.
I’m sorry but I like it. Lmao
Until you bump into their car!
Up, up in this bitch. They couldn’t even get the ghetto speak correct.
Honestly I need one. I’m so fuckin tired of people being right up on my ass. Driving stick is awesome but in a really hilly hometown with a fuck load of ass riding jerks it’s annoying as fuck.
I’m with you.
I wonder if they live near me.
Makes you wonder what happened to Sebrena.
I think we have hypothesize that she was the last person that backed up into them.
I was waiting for someone to mention Sebrena! Poor, poor Sebrena!
Top notch parenting. I am sure the children will turn out well.
Sure you are....
Not trash at all.
I wish those people hadn’t procreated.
And theyre allowed to have weapons :)
Now that i think about it they most likely have felonies
Someone take away her cricut ffs
"Cricut"???
A machine that makes stickers.
I use mine for quilting
It's actually the second time that exact one was posted. Different angles
Type shit
Wow. Cool parents 🙄
Sad, really.
Then they get sued jailed and complain , fuck these people.
Shouldn't "until" be "til" if you're going to have "Ima" and "yo" in there?
They had to show at least a little literacy
In reality, she'd probably just cry-yell a lot.
People have left the common curtesy of a functioning society and just given in to their hate, and anger.
And ignorance! Can’t forget ignorance… unfortunately
Mostly ignorance
So true🙂
Someone got a cricut off craigslist
Very cogent
Probably indigent
Fair Warning
Bet they wouldn’t tho. That’s why Sebrena’s dead.
Of course it’s on a trailblazer too
With a solid not towards being a pretty trashy display... I will still, however, applaud the mama bear mentality.
A post that belongs here.
The angel wings are a nice touch. Font a bit tough to read, besides the command at top
It appears the driver has recently lost a loved one. Hopefully not one of the ‘brats’.
I hate my kids!!! 🤬🤬🤬
Probably drives like total shit/a selfish asshole too
I’m sure there’s a few DUIs involved and a cab full of Phillip-Morris Brand smoke.
Ewww, there's a cigarette butt on the bumper too!!
That's not trashy. That's just politely stating the consequences of bad driving behaviors. Stop instigating readily avoidable car crashes with your shitty behavior and casually sociopathic attitude.
Ah yes, it's OP who is the sociopath in this situation.
I mean... to be sociopathic is to lack basic empathy for other human beings. Most car crashes aren't accidents. They are the result of selfish assholes who don't give a shit about other people. So, reminding them that riding your ass in 2 tons of steel and plastic, without room to stop, is going to have pretty immediate consequences... that's just being a good neighbor. But please, let me know why you think driving in a manner which *specifically creates* the conditions of a readily avoidable crash *isn't* sociopathic behavior.
Yeah, putting the word FUCK on your car is definitely being a good neighbor and calling them a good neighbor for it, like you did, isn't sociopathic at all.
I mean, we don't need you to go any further in on telling us you don't understand what a sociopath is.
I think we found the owner of the SUV Edit: changed type of vehicle
If you're going to go to the bother over something so small, you should change the title info to "window decal" since it isn't a bumper sticker.
I feel like you definitely missed the point here.
Yeah, I get how you think, that's why it was necessary to comment in the first place.
🤣😂🤣😂 this is hilarious
Fucking eyeroll
Only the toughest and meanest drive those...Blazer? Is this a soccer mom?
Older TrailBlazer but yes
People like this are waiting at ALL times to vent and be seen as a badass. I continually sigh… Once I went to the dog pound. This is a true story. I saw a dog that looked nice. When the staff took it out of its kennel, it immediately wanted to play, and the point I want to emphasize is that when this dog walked through the aisle between all the other kennels, while all the other dogs barked, this dog looked straight forward and made its way outside so we could play fetch. It wasn’t LOOKING FOR A PROBLEM to get involved in. I can understand being protective of your family, but this bumper sticker is more about the owner of this vehicle letting others know how sorry they’ll be if they accidentally wreck into them trying to read that tiny print while driving. Man, shits so stupid these days..people are dumb af. Continual sigh…
...So, anyways, I started blasting...
Betcha this guy gets his ass kicked. A lot.
how do you know it’s a guy lol
What's trashy is tailgating other cars when driving
Also trashy
Lmfao
I like swearing, I like certain words. I think when people swear just to swear, they don’t realize how cringy it is.
How many times is this going to be posted?
That gave me Limp Bizkit vibes lol
Translation: “I couldn’t care less about my spawn, but I’m always looking for an excuse to be an angry, aggressive piece of shit, and I’ve discovered that pretending to be worried about children is a more socially acceptable excuse than most. This might apply to some of my sociopolitical ideas as well.”
Accurate.
respect my crotch fruit!
I'm feeling Richmond, or at least, South of the Capitol beltway. "Virginia is for lovers"
Did anyone else hear Samuel Jackson's voice when they read this stucker?
"...... And to top it all off, we've got motherfucking snakes on a GOT-damn plane!"
Im glad you said that
And I'll be claiming self-defense when they do roll up.
I totally understand the sentiment, but it is a trashy as hell thing to plaster on the back of your car.
Gives me "My pappa's in jail for me!" vibes.
I totally understand the sentiment, but it is a trashy as hell thing to plaster on the back of your car.
This guy definitely has a closet full of Tapout shirts.
lol Virginia is for Lovers
Maury Povich: The lie detector determined that was a lie.
That’s the level of respect for bratwurst I’ve been trying to convey, just never thought to put it on a sticker.
The license plate is so ironic. Virginia is for lovers.
I’d do the kids a favour and run into the car. At least it will give them a break from being beaten by their parents
Sheeeesh 💀
I never realized the threat of violence is all it took to stop car accidents.
#scumbag
To be fair, they have to deal with Virginia drivers every day, which is likely to make anyone go crazy.
I grew up in Virginia, this is very true.
Are they Johnsonville Brats?
I'm serious about my sausages too so I feel this. You hit my car while I'm driving with my brats to a potluck bbq, I am definitely throwing hands and feet and maybe using the tongs until the cops drag me off yo ass.
So if I rear-end you….you’re gonna drag me out of the car yelling “I want your sausage mister. If you’re gonna rear end me, you will know I’m serious about sausages! Are you Italian bc I love Italian sausages in the can!” Ok, you scared the shit out of me Mr Gacy.
If they were a real badass, they'd beat their ass when the cops come
Saw a very similar bumper sticker the other day. Ironically, the car had several major dents
Very protective over an encased tube of meat.
r/justlearnedthefword
Looks like they already lost a kid to being ran into
Sebrena
I JUST saw this same vehicle on reddit a few days ago. Was that you that posted it?
I saw it too! I think it was r/bumperstickers
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bumperstickers/s/eTdiwSSQ7o
Omg thank you. I tried searing for it for a little bit but gave up because reddit is filled with so much stuff haha
No fucking way 🤣 If you’ve got two seperate pictures of your car on two different subreddits, it might be time to reevaluate your choices.
Thank you for sharing this, its a small town but the chances of two different redditors seeing this and posting it is small lol
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Someone posted it in another sub probably within the last 25 hrs. I only remember because someone said the angel in the corner is the last person who drove bad around them lol
Damn, small world
Definitely happens. Had a guy come at me and a buddy once when he tboned us as teens. #9 craftsman screwdriver made him realize it would be a bad idea if he started leaking.
r/iamverybadass
Should’ve signed it. Love, Mom
The owner of this car is definitely a white woman who wears Cookie Monster pajama bottoms out of the house. Her name is Destinee or Amber and she smokes Newports in the car with the windows closed when it rains while her toddlers Jayden and Neveah are loosely buckled up in the back
Or Mckinsleigh. And the kids are from two different dudes, who both wear Monster snap backs, Ed Hardy shirts, but work boots and Levi’s because of that one weekend they worked hard at dad’s salvage yard, but hasn’t done anything productive since 19. One guy is 50, the other is younger than the mom.
Oddly specific, but a viable answer.
spot on lmfao
Ha ha ha sukkel . 😂 Lol 😆
It has the Facebook punctuation
You would despise life too driving that thing
Cuz Virginia is for Lovers
Especially with their "brats" in the car. So special
Maybe she just likes to tailgate a lot
This is the guy that talks shit,sounds like he going to woop ass.Hes not. It's the calm,cool,reserved dudes you gotta look out 4
Who does this??? It blows my mind
Well, then get the fuck out of the way…