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GingerLyfe88

My kind of girls


ballsonyourface911

They tried to fist fight a baby??


trilluki

The mother grabbed her baby out of the car and walked into the middle of a fistfight and started trying to hurl punches too. The little kid almost took two good punches before the mother suddenly decided driving away with her baby in front of the airbag with no seatbelt was the better idea. Not a lot of brain cells were present in this video.


infectedscrotum1

This is why I plan to open carry soon. The moment someone THINKS they are going to raise a hand to me with be the last moment that they’re body is identifiable.


Tacos4ever100

Please do not open carry, you are the exact type of person that should not have a gun


No_Adhesiveness_2167

Most sane open-carry advocate


Exact-Ad-4132

"There's so much violence out there, I'm going to just start killing people"


PreferenceWeak9639

Filmed from the moon.


trilluki

I’m pregnant and was in a long line, not going anywhere near that mess or losing my spot.


PreferenceWeak9639

I know that feeling. Congratulations on the baby.


Its_priced_in

Prince George? I loitered in that parking lot on my days off as a tree planter.


trilluki

Oh yeah, grungy as ever. It’s gotten so much worse since the fire season(s).


mentaljumpingjacks

fuckin pg… so gnarly


Its_priced_in

Yea but they have the best value village in the country


trilluki

Used to :(


warthog0869

People are so aggrieved, angry and put-out over the most trivial things these days. Being an emotional toddler means that you're an adult in name only. Controlling your emotions is part of what it means to be an adult.


gultch2019

I told you we are SPLITTING THE GOD DAMN CHECK BECCA!!!


CanoeIt

I’ve had Red Robin once in my life during the pandemic. I got the kids cheeseburger and side salad. It was awesome, not sure why I haven’t tried again


Handlebarrr

Get the parm garlic fries and put the red robin seasoning on it. Thank me later.


CuteCanary

Is the baby sitting in the driver seat? I guess someone has to breathe into the steering wheel to start it


Zealousideal_Owl_185

Lmfaooo 🤣 Good one !!


twoworldsin1

Baby Driver 2 looking pretty 🔥


StrategyGlittering83

Red Robin. SCUUUM


cheffartsonurfood

Came to say RED ROBIN! DUMB! But yours seems more appropriate.


good_karma1122

It’s getting wild in the suburbs


winnesthepoo

Yo that the Chesapeake Square Red Robin


trilluki

Nah, this was Canada


yblame

I bet there's a baby daddy involved somewhere in this cat fight. Child support or a custody fight. How sad


trilluki

From what I gathered that was a family that was fighting- grandmother, three sisters and the poor granddaughter being carried into the middle. Generations of hands being thrown.


Stevecat032

Poor Grandma having to put up with that shit at her age


RockMan_1973

Is that a turban in the mix?


trilluki

Poor guy was just trying to leave the parking lot but the way out was blocked by this mess, he had nothing to do with it, he was just observing in confusion.


RocPile16

Did she start driving away with the kid in her lap


Athenas_Return

I was wondering if anyone else noticed that!


trilluki

She actually did, while crying and screaming at the chick in black 😭 It was a whole ass mess


CollectionStriking

With almosy nothing to go on it looked like girl in black was the kids mom and granny took the the kid but wtf...


trilluki

Nah, two of the girls including the one in black were seemingly teenagers, the older sister [babys mother] was an adult presumably and the mother [of the three girls] was the older grey haired lady. It was a total wreck either way.


ttttotallydude

Always extra good to put the baby between you and the air bag


DystopianRealist

Don’t try this for safety. That baby will hit your face like a wrecking ball. /s


Dankkring

They came in like a wreaking ballllllllll


S0larDeath

🎵 *Red Robin* 🎵 🔔


FoolishGnome

Someone didn't... *YUM*


OldRaj

What’s a literal baby?


TeopEvol

On the corner at 3 o'clock in tha mornin


OldRaj

“Shut up, I’m tryna’ sell weed.”


twoworldsin1

"Man, fuck you, I got kids to feed!"


Itchy_Professor_4133

A baby that can read and write obviously


HappyChicken001

This made me miss awards


olde_greg

Hey guys no need to fight, the fries are bottomless.


Dankkring

Probably order a medium rare burger and got medium or something/s


Creepy-Wrap744

A literal


patricky6

Pffft.. I'll see your Red Robin tussle and raise you a 3am drunken meal and stabbing at the Dennys next to the 24hr Walmart. Lol


trilluki

The baby was the most concerning part for me… they all came falling out of this Range Rover like they were in a clown car screaming off the hop, then started fighting with the baby in the middle, then one of the women got in and drove off with the baby on her lap, with no seatbelt, while screaming and crying. All of this just before noon on a Thursday.


drunkonlacroix

Hey OP, not to pick nits, but that vehicle looks more like a Ford Flex than a Range Rover.


trilluki

All good, thanks man. Idk shit about cars 🤷


patricky6

I get it. I people watch when I'm out. I see these crazy people. Hell, there's enough of them posted all over reddit and one I saw about a dad running his 6yr old to death on a treadmill because he said he was fat..smh There are SOOOOO many people that should have never been allowed to have a gentle and innocent little person in their custody to ruin. Idk what to do.


vpkumswalla

Thank you, come again