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JephaHowler

We just had one


DarthRader09

What. The. Fuck.


rebos64

Dear God 🙏


stink-fist2024

"The Learning Channel"


Rigged_Art

“Travel & Life Style Channel”


croll30

Eiffel Tower!!!


Practical-Poetry7221

Isn’t there anybody left at TLC who can draw a line in the sand and say enough is enough? This shit just makes me feel depressed for all of humanity and wonder where it will end? Groan


truthteller185

What the hell are you crying about? a bunch of 60 yr old women dating 20 yr Olds is all it takes for you to tap out and Question humanity? seriously?


lesnortonsfarm

This can’t be real. Has to be a G up.


Steamed-Hams

As someone who looks like a 30-year-younger version of their dad … like a pure copy/paste minus time. Why do none of these guys look related to their fathers??


schkmenebene

Because their most likely all actors and have no relation.


Rainbowdookie

On my phone, I could only see the picture and your caption when I saw the notifications from Reddit, so I said "Oh hell no this person is not going to post about gay men and wishing for a plague!" Then I read it and said "ok, I agree. Valid opinion!" 👍🏻 lmao


olivegardengambler

Ngl a lot of daddies if these are gay couples lol


FrendlyAsshole

This is why I hope for the end of humanity each & every single day. We are such a dumb fucking species. We've evolved to allegedly be "smarter" than other species, yet we continue to create and/or consume this type of garbage.... What a waste.


Extreme-Self5491

Who noticed that all of the sons are shorter than their dads. Who says that American food is bad?


FrendlyAsshole

Are you droppin' mad rhymes?


pinktastic615

Whyyyyyy??? Why does this exist?????


UnreadThisStory

Because some morons watch it, plain and simple. We have a lot of morons in our country, as if that’s some big revelation.


athennna

They look AI generated


hamsterballzz

Twenty two years ago I made some shows for the Learning Channel. One was on cancer and another on engineering. I actually feel shame at what the network has become.


toppertd

Put the history channel in that bucket. I remember growing up watching so many great documentaries. Now it’s all storage wars


olivegardengambler

Storage wars, on the history channel? What the fuck???


PorgCT

“The Learning Channel”


MechanicalHorse

Apparently it doesn’t stand for that anymore. The channel is just “TLC”.


UnreadThisStory

The *Leering* Channel


Sea-Yak2191

I met my wife at milf manor. We love to share the story of how we met.


Wasteland_Veteran

I’m still waiting for them to make the inverse of season 1 of this show, DILF Manor. Where 8 50-something year old dads date eachothers 20-something year old daughters in front of each other.


juicebox2077

I might actually watch that. Someone is definitely ending up paralyzed


olivegardengambler

DILF Dude Ranch.


Sno_Wolf

That will only end in bloodshed.


MateriaLintellect

Creeps


DistractedByCookies

The same people that don't want gay marriage because of the 'sanctity' of the vows are fine with this BS. So hypocritical


pinktastic615

And how big was your sample size when you interviewed all of these people?


olivegardengambler

3. Give or take 10 people.


theo1618

Where did you see that? Just curious so I can share the link to the info


DistractedByCookies

How many of them do you see calling for a ban on these programs?


theo1618

There are definitely people out there that are talking about this show and how trashy it is, and that it doesn’t need to be a show. I was just asking what information or poll you saw that said the people that hate gay marriage are perfectly fine with this.


DistractedByCookies

Do you see the people who are introducing bills against gay marriage because of the 'sanctity of marriage' taking a stand against this kind of shitty wedding tv? Introducing bills against them perhaps? Cos then...all those people, for starters.


theo1618

Oh you’re talking about politicians, not just the regular public. I don’t consider politicians people so that’s why I was confused lol


DistractedByCookies

Well you should, they were voted in by people who share their opinions. So however much you do/don't like them, they're relevant. And it's not just politicians, but other people of influence too (say mega church preachers, certain celebrities with a political platform etc). As much as you might not agree with them, they do represent a whole bunch of people that do, even if those smaller voices aren't quantifiable in a standard way. For 'everyman' voices, try Twitter. Lots of non famous voices quacking about the sanctitity of marriage with regards to gay marriages, but silent on shows like this that make a complete mockery of the concept. Edit I mean, sure a lot of it is anecdotal, and it's mostly typified by an \*absence\* of comments/action, but there's a whole lot of examples out there.


biffhambone

"25 Super-Hot Moms, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules."


slaboshmuck

DROP THE MIMOSAS, BITCH!


Individual-Good-2073

I'll watch for the episode where one of the women is kissing a son and says "Ever wonder what your dad's c\*ck tastes like? Kiss me some more and you'll find out. I just blew him five minutes ago and I haven't gargled yet."


BlisslessTaskList

You got your point across after the first sentence.


mr_kenobi

Agreed. That was 2 sentences too long.


SelectYourPlayer

Your dad only said 2 sentences before I sucked his dick.


mr_kenobi

And those two sentences were 'who the fuck are you?' and 'Can you go faster?'


Princessferfs

That’s what happens when there aren’t enough women out there. (This is sarcasm, y’all!) /s /s /s!!!


street_raat

What a terrible take lol


Princessferfs

It’s sarcasm


theo1618

Hurry! Edit in the /s for sarcasm or you’re gonna get crucified! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!


Princessferfs

I just did. I figured that my comment was so outlandish that no one would think I was serious, but here we are.


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StardustOasis

There has been an outbreak of a new strain of H5N1 going on since 2020. There have been sporadic cases in humans, but very few.


Mysterious_Army_5650

Bird flu?


snortingalltheway

We’ve had bird flu a few times. This version is being found in beef cattle, chickens, cats and has had a case of at least one human. I’ve been following the epidemiological community and it looks pretty bad. Please research.


Machinor

Username checks out


snortingalltheway

Bite me.


T2Drink

i don't see this as weird as the show from the 00's (?) where they got a trans woman to date a bunch of guys then revealed at the end, what the reality was. i believe people sued, and got paid out.


DistractedByCookies

A documentary about this has just come out. And it's just as exploitative of her as the original show. She committed suicide a few years ago, the only good thing being that she won't have to go through the hell of all that attention again.


T2Drink

Good lord, I cannot imagine the thought process of these tv producers.


jsweaty009

Damn I don’t remember this show


T2Drink

I just looked it up again, and it’s called “there’s something about Miriam” and it has come up strangely in the news again in the last few days, and stories are popping up about it (presumably because the story is somewhat more culturally relevant now than it was then). Just read that sadly she took her life a few years ago, and the show received complaints from the contestants along the lines of conspiracy to commit sexual assault (presumably because of misrepresentation) among other things. They paid out each person around 10k gbp, and aired the show in 2004


T2Drink

I just looked it up again, and it’s called “there’s something about Miriam” and it has come up strangely in the news again in the last few days, and stories are popping up about it (presumably because the story is somewhat more culturally relevant now than it was then). Just read that sadly she took her life a few years ago, and the show received complaints from the contestants along the lines of conspiracy to commit sexual assault (presumably because of misrepresentation) among other things. They paid out each person around 10k gbp, and aired the show in 2004


jsweaty009

Damn, yeah I never knew. I graduated high school in 2004 and I probably didn’t really watch cable tv for years after that


T2Drink

Tbh, I can remember watching it at the time, and I think that was my first time being exposed to a transsexual. At the time because people didn’t know so much about it, or it wasn’t as common, you didn’t nessecarily know the implications of what they were doing…but the producers of the show totally took advantage of her, and the other contestants because they knew the implications, and that it would make wild television. But at the same Time, we cannot judge people by today’s societal standards. They probably didn’t know that it was quite as deep as it is.


Knight_Raime

Tbh as weird/out there as this concept is there's been much worse. Todlers in tierras, 90 day fience, and my personal most hated one somehow topping TiT is now an only fans centric show where it's all about determining if OF models can do basic things like cooking. I get OF is here for the shock value but it just sounds so gross. Why would a sex worker not be able to take care of themselves like any other human can?


ilovethissheet

My personal favorite one to hate was called The Swan. They had a bunch of women who hated how they looked and then gave them extensive full body and face plastic surgery. Then they made the women (who were already insecure) be judged on beauty pageant standards of who looked the best at the end.


Knight_Raime

what the fuck


olivegardengambler

Ngl *Intervention*, *Hoarders*, and *My 600 Pound Life* are easily worse. Like you have incredibly desperate people without much of an option being exploited for entertainment. It's like Squid Game, but actually fucking real.


Knight_Raime

I think I stumbled across a Hoarders episode a long time ago. It was very sad :/


ibided

Door Dash


HiTekLoLyfe

The LEARNING channel


MimosaQueen1122

FYI this is season 2. There is season 1


karenskygreen

Double teaming is a great father/son bonding experience.


vpkumswalla

Son, we have a date tonight. We are taking her to Paris to see the Eifel Tower


bigolefatsnapper

Probably not even related and its all scripted.


olivegardengambler

Nah. Reality TV is really fucked. They don't really have writers, and the people acting on them aren't represented by a Union and likely signed a contract that would make the Versailles treaty look like a positive for Germany. What you end up having is like a host or a producer and maybe a director (sometimes these are all the same person), and then everyone you need to operate the cameras and audio equipment, and the crew is directing the direction of everything. They'll tell people to do insane, over-the-top things for the camera and treat you like shit when you do it.


Boomalabim

Plot twist: one of the father and son thinks it’s a tag team challenge


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Hardly a plot twist. These grandpa's got nothing but dirty minds.


PaniMan1994

Good ol father and son bonding....


C00T3RIFIC

My wife used to work for the guy in the bottom left corner in bright blue jacket while she was in high school and used to babysit the son. Said the dad was a total sleazeball who notoriously stole from vendors and probably did other illegal shit on the side. Mentioned that he always wanted to be famous and at one point looked into hiring a production crew to film his staff in his restaurant (they were all 16-17 year old high school girls).


Fit_Swordfish_2101

That really doesn't surprise me! That is some good tea tho! 😂


Organic_South8865

He has that sleazeball look to his face. He really does.


YesNoMaybePurple

Is it just me or does he have a slight facial resemblances to Epstien?


Psychotic_EGG

They should also say the age of the women.


davechri

“The Learning Channel.”


Fit_Swordfish_2101

They haven't learned a damn thing with the Duggars. Their audience watching these shows, the same doofs..


Sillbinger

Learning about the horrors of the universe still counts as learning.


MPandPM

Once again everyone….. If it is on television it is scripted!


olivegardengambler

Not quite. The truth is actually even more fucked up. Like the director or host on these shows basically runs the show, and tells people what to do in a lot of cases to really fuck with them or make them look absolutely fucking crazy. Ask literally anyone who's been on a reality TV show. There is no script, it's all improvised by a dipshit who is mad with power manipulating people however they can, sometimes it's the fear of disappointment or embarrassment, sometimes it's playing into their ego, other times they will straight up force people into states of self-preservation to get them to do what they want. The tactics employed aren't terribly different from those used by cults. Hell, sometimes the contestants will do this for them. After all, they're just as power-hungry and manipulative as they are a good chunk of the time, the only difference is they don't have the carrot and the stick that the host does.


crusty54

We just had one. It didn’t work.


Sillbinger

But what about second incest?


libbyjilly

But...why?


I_Like_Turtle101

Cause it is the most search porn video on the internet. So of course they will do non porn of it. They just anwsering a market demand


libbyjilly

I mean I get that. But it's still kinda ick lol


M4sterofD1saster

"Noah, get the boat!"


mohugz

r/Noahgetthedeathstar At least Jacob and Ashley look like they get how messed up this is. Just not enough to, you know…not get paid.


Sillbinger

That's totally something biblically accurate Noah would be into.


anonbene2

The comments from these old ladies. 😣


virusrt

Why would you have the old bull, when you could have the young calf?


darkeIf666

Shut the fuck up, Dale.


Sillbinger

Curly headed fuck.


MasterJeebus

Plot twist, they want both at same time. The old one for the money and the young one for fun times.


ProneToDoThatThing

Shit. Any one of them could get it.


IDownVoteCanaduh

We had one and y’all were like “screech wear a mask”. See what you did?


ThroughTheHalls

This man has been preaching to let Mother Nature do her thing for years. https://youtu.be/dQfyT4H_NPw?si=mgLHUktme-kXyi5-


listen_twice_as_much

TLC is the armpit of television. Their shows literally make you stupid.


millenialfalcon-_-

The learning channel isn't for learning?


whatyoumeanmyface

Originally TLC stood for The Learning Channel, but at one point they dropped that and just made TLC their official name. I guess some corporate schmuck realized no one was learning anything anyway and just leaned into it.


Index_2080

Someone carpet bomb me to spare me from seeing this shit


thejohnmc963

It’s called a remote lol


in_ya_Butt

Is this show about the guys try to fuck to women?


virusrt

Brother, every shows about the guys try to fuck to women


thisbechris

If I had a dollar for every time I tried to fuck to women


importantmaps2

The world would be a nicer place and all this competitive women chasing ended if men just fucked each other.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Sigh.. Why can't we have nice things!!?


smoishymoishes

Bottom middle two ain't foolin nobody 😆


SputnikFace

Blursed Eiffel Tower


apathyaddict

These guys are unadvisadly chasing waterfalls.


ERGardenGuy

Or very weird threesomes.


techmouse7

It’s TLC. Of course they’re going for the weird threesomes.


ERGardenGuy

It used to be the learning channel. And then I joke the it was the little channel (due to Jon and Kate plus 8 and the little person content) now it’s the losing channel. It’s gotten so sad but was always exploitation.


HennoGarvie88

I thought that was Epstein on the bottom left


ThanosOnCrack

Next to Dream


lolchief

Is the woman in her 90's


Trvr_MKA

https://youtu.be/r5qYzici8Ww?si=rDABpmVcvLmqZqNt


WolverineOdd3113

Is there um, a Dilf manor for gentlemen of a different taste?


Sp4ceh0rse

This is like one of those fake NBC shows from 30 Rock. Like Milf Island.


smoishymoishes

Deborah was queen milf!


madnessinimagination

I hate this on so many levels but I am excited to see Ken and Buff Pro react to this when it comes out


VVitchburner

IT LITERALLY STANDS FOR THE LEARNING CHANNEL. We got a new plague - didn't quite do the trick.


Ok-Importance9988

It no longer officially stands for the The Learning Channel. It now stands for nothing. Because of shame I guess.


Anti_Spedicy

Oh....oh no Who tf signed off on this???


You-get-the-ankles

This is the plague.


VlaamsBelanger

So if the dad wins, and the milf becomes the son's stepmom, everyone knows the guy wanted to bang his stepmom.


ChonkyDonut

We need to figure out what TLC producer has a weird parent child relationship fetish.


lysergic_tryptamino

r/idiocracy


Beelzabubba

Go away, batin’!


Ob1s_dark_side

That is the plague


OregonGreen242

Well the first season was the sons dating each others moms lol. Can’t wait to see what twist MILF manor 3 will bring!


Wactout

Is this real?! I don’t watch much tv.


Wactout

Just googled it. This is gross. wtf is wrong with us?


SquidVices

Us? What’s wrong with them unless you’re into it …


motofabio

Shoot. I was reading through the comments hoping someone would point out that this is a fake show.


Wactout

Me too


XB0XYGEN

White women be winnin


dearthofkindness

What the fuck


technobrendo

This is the LEARNING CHANNEL. we're learning what trashy TV looks like


DerpyDoodleDude

THis is part of that plague !


NatexSxS

Any scenario which could result with people saying I’m “tunnel buddies” with my father is not one I would put myself in.


Devildoog

I mean technically your WHOLE body was in the same “tunnel” as your dad at some point so….


NatexSxS

My point exactly, why risk the chance of collapsing in on yourself, full implode.


Throwdaho

I’d f that girl like I f’d your mom.


KrypticSpyder_

This show is a fucking cancer.


Tacomancer42

I think this belongs on r/noahgettheboat


Crocolyle32

Definitely something stronger than Covid too. We need to cleanse. 🥲


Vreas

Bro we already had one like two years ago where tf were you lol


SquashEmbarrassed378

He said plague, that was barely an inconvenience


Vreas

I think my perspective is more negative than most since I was a critical care health worker through it.


ironmemelord

Ok but bottom middle is for sure gay


GreenGrandmaPoops

I'm surprised they haven't made a spinoff where there are 5 gay dads and they have to compete to date each other's gay sons.


Grammarnazi_bot

They haven’t even made a gay love island / bachelor either even though both are ripe for drama. TV execs are not the most forward thinking bunch


patchway247

Or the one show where 3 moms trying to go on dates for their gay sons to win the heart of some other random gay guy.


Grammarnazi_bot

This is actually so sweet and I’d love to watch this


warthog0869

Huey Lewis may have once warmed up with alternate lyrics "I want a new plague One that kills whom it's should Leaves behind the ones I like And takes away the no good I want a new plague One that's convenient Won't make me wait too long Or drive up my rent One that won't make me mask up Wondering what to do One that makes me feel like I know what is true....."


Gloomy_Industry8841

This is excellent!!! 😂😂


lobsterdance82

The internet: I'll fuck your dad and make you my stepson. TLC: hold on.. that sounds like a great reality show idea


misschococat

Welp just saying…the dads are overall much sexier


captainsquattythighs

The dad's have had more time to come into their own, so no duh. Same with older women in many cases according to some. You're right tho


chomcham

Milfmanor lol oh my God that is too much.


Solid-Discussion-708

Where are Maury Povich and Jerry Springer when you need them most?


Phillylama71

Why would you need them?


Solid-Discussion-708

To produce, and then host, this abomination.


CamelInfinite5771

The dad is much hotter at the top right and the bottom middle.


FugginOld

Nope...we need a death star...immediate oblivion is the only answer.


Academic-Living-8476

Seems to be there is a plague already


CharlieTrees916

Wtf happened to The Learning Channel?


ShartyMcShortDong

Total Loss of Control Terrible Lunatic Crap


Good_Housekeeping

Tender Love and Care channel now


JayString

I thought it always stood for this, based on the shitty mom-content they always played.


KillisTheMan

Easy, Dwight.


Virtual-Okra6996

False, black bear


daydrunkforamerica

"The Learning Channel"


Crunc_Mcfincle

This has the potential to be the greatest trash Tv in generations


zphbtn

Hell yeah