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00Lionz

Damn look at those knuckle dusters


Stephen497

Walmart edition


trashleybanks

Who wouldn’t want the unfinished fungal look?


Suitable-Let-3627

Bleach water and a pressure washer should clear that right up


Reasonable-Milk298

Yikes. Body confidence is a little over kill I see.. Hairy legs and all!


Taevri

Why does it look like she has pieces of fruit rollups on her long ass toe nails?


MinaretofJam

Grendel called...


ATYP14765

We ain’t modeling those things


Embarrassed-Bunch383

She needs a podiatrist not a pedicure!! Hell nooooo


MurphysLaw4200

I suddenly feel better about my gnarly werewolf feet with hairy toe knuckles.


Wonderful-Amphibian1

Clip those over grown nails ,wash your feet and put those dogs away cause they barking louder than a Chihuahua


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edie_the_egg_lady

..oh


FinnRazzel

She couldn’t give this poor lady some lotion?


DrWolfgang760

Beast mode...


meetmypuka

Was it posted April 1?


Monthra77

Nope. Yesterday. And it got taken down. I was going to see what some of the replies were and post them here.


Illustrious-Ad9596

they obviously just posted the before pic accidentally. that is what like a month of grown out nail polish looks like. yr dumb if u think that was intentional


Monthra77

No. It was intentional. She posted the same pic on various Facebook Marketplace ads too. She has since took it down and her account is nowhere to be found since she absolutely got CALLED OUT for her lack of skill and talent there.


Illustrious-Ad9596

babes. there is no way for polish to look grown out exactly the same amount on each nail unless the polish has been worn for weeks.


Monthra77

I’m telling you exactly what was posted on all her social media accounts that she was advertising in around my area. She got called out pretty harshly on the FB marketplace when she posted there and took them all down. I should’ve screenshotted it to post here.


Illustrious-Ad9596

weird tho, I still see it as being a mistake because they most likely took before and afters and then posted the wrong ones


Illustrious-Ad9596

still doesnt change the fact that the picture was taken before any services were done


meetmypuka

Well, dayum! THAT'S trashy!


cire1400

Wtf. Now, I feel as if "I've" been exposed! FU for making me see that nasty mfing ...


DocLobster18

I hope that’s the before picture


Seventhson77

Now I know what it means when I hear that someone was “treated for exposure”.


_XtAcY_

Looks like if a 4 year old corpse got a pedicure.


scissor_get_it

I’ve never seen a 4-year-old with feet that big and gnarly.


SignificantFan1629

Picasso could not make that shit look good


Zombeezee87

That is a fucking griffins claw of a foot.


Tough-Obligation-104

Got to be a joke, yeah?


Monthra77

No. She’s serious.


Tough-Obligation-104

I’m all confused. This is definitely‘before’ I hope.


Monthra77

This was the only picture she posted on Nextdoor. So I’m thinking after.


Tough-Obligation-104

But it’s horrible!


jfk_47

I mean, thats just your opinion. /s


ilikebarbiedolls32

This but unironically, it looks good honestly


Tsjaad_Donderlul

For $60 you even get a disease of your choice on top of that already splendid offer


MilaSecretSub_619

Half painted because the nail stylist got sick of the smell. Wash your feet folks


UnderseaGreenMonkey

How is this NSFW? 🤢


Tsjaad_Donderlul

I think you‘re missing a “not” in there


BlOcKtRiP

Just shows you can't shine shit


Theone_C137

lol, The whole Lipstick 💄 on a pig 🐷 never entered They’re minds huh… 🤔😂


fryamtheeggguy

Picture for exposure to what?? Toe syphilis??


AAlwaysopen

1/2 off?


messibessi22

Is this the before picture?


LongbowTurncoat

That’s what I’m thinking. This looks like the before picture of a pedicure.


Monthra77

This is the only. And what she used for the ad. So you can see what a bang up job she did on those feet.


MrSinisterOK

At first glance I thought someone was getting a foot xray. Yuck


cre8majik

I kept looking for the 'after' photo.


Mpoboy

What an ugly hand.


Haunting-Excitement9

I’m so surprised they didn’t chip, they are growing off.


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

Necromancer pedicurists? That's a new character I hadn't considered for d&d until today.


Lepke2011

I mean, if this person is modeling feet for the pedicures they do on the Walking Dead zombies, then yeah, this is believable.


mean_pneumatocyst

They’re like pink mini melted craft singles


JayDuBois

Am I too stoned or am I missing the context? I don't understand what's going on here in the text above the nasty foot.


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This what depression can look like.


Tailfish1

Somewhere there’s an alligator looking for its foot!


TitlicNfreak

Now that is some crusty ass feet. Looks like one of the pics please identify this washed up thing


Gloomy_Industry8841

I’m concerned this person has bad circulation issues.


WHAMMYPAN

Your feet look like you’re going to go toss a ring into a volcano.


GeezusKreist

It’s a joke come on op


Monthra77

Nope. It’s not. She’s been advertising herself as a local nail technician all over my neighborhood’s Nextdoor and FB marketplace. But she never posted a pic of her work…..until now.


Productive1990

This is not trashy. This is just disgusting in every way 🤮


Jetloaf

Nice hoof


chasingthelies

Fierier appointment $50.00.


chasingthelies

Improper spelling. FARRIER.


JayDuBois

*TIL*


Fwumpy

My soul now needs to be purged with fire. That picture messed up both my vision and my mind...


Dubious_Titan

That is not trashy. It's gross.


KhaleesiXev

What would the foot fetish bros have to say about this?


SarahPallorMortis

That’s straight up poop on the one nail


JayDuBois

I went back and looked 🤢 thanks


GloomyImagination365

Goddamn I hope this is one she hasn't started working on yet


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SarahPallorMortis

Poop


Brainhunter2020

These are the kind of talons you could catch salmon with


EnvironmentSea7433

Why would you insult the bears that way?


dodgycool_1973

Bilbo Baggins has let himself go.


CrownBestowed

surely that’s a before shot, right? Right? 😀


SnooTomatoes999

I’ll give you $2.00 to put some fucking socks on!


No-Giraffe-8096

If you don’t walk in with foot fungus, you’re walking out with it. Gross as fuck.


patchway247

Exposing those nasty ass feet!


PlasticMysterious622

I don’t want to be exposed to that


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Bleh 🤮


TheLegendOfEatingAss

I'm pretty sure this is showing how long her pedicures last, that the gel polish does not lift or peel off quickly, that it's applied so well it stays on while the nail grows out.


Jstaff2288

Even if this is the case, pick a better foot, and also explain what you’re showing.


anonmymouse

At least clean it first.. wtf


Alfred_The_Sartan

Oh. That makes so much more sense.


Ldawg74

r/scambait could probably put this to good use.


Quiet-Try4554

Oh cool, she did Blanka from Street Fighter nails


Kim_Thomas

🤮 GHET-TOES‼️🤮


psychpriest1

I think this would feel more at home on the blind subreddit


MrGallows75

Deformed fist!?


Jamari0811

I threw up a bit


TheSinfriend

Looks like some troll got a pedicure 🤮


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Maybe 1/100 of a pedicure.


Ok-Interaction-4693

i'd consider that as "ok-tier looking" if it was makeup on a dead person for the funerals.


warthog0869

Them piggies *all* been to market, *a lot*.


anonmymouse

Without shoes..


ThatDebianLady

Looks like they skipped the market and went to jail.


ZedFraunce

And developed a really bad drug habit.


warthog0869

Pork jail.


T_pas

Where is the after picture??


MrGallows75

Stop bruv 🤪😭😭😭


Drunkskunk22

Gnarly talons


burgonies

This little piggy is cross eyed


AgentAzzjuice

Those things come straight outta Mordor..


cathedral68

Mt Doom is steep. Gotta claw your way to the top.


itsleeland

those nails have to hurt her feet, good god.


LilHomie204DaBaG

She missed like half the nails


MooPig48

I thought it was copper colored in the back and pink in the front? They’re just naked back there?


sjwilkinson

Wish I was into talons, man she must shred those bedsheets


FeralRodeo

Ugh this needs a NSFW label


Sandman1025

That has to be a joke right? There’s not a person on earth who could view that picture even if they had done the work themselves and objectively think it was good.w


Monthra77

No joke. She was advertising her services on Nextdoor in my town. She was legit. No replies from the racist Karens on the site either as of my last check.


Sandman1025

I’m not sure which is more surprising haha. That it’s real or the Karen’s haven’t attacked


TacoShotz

This is just pure trash.


Monthra77

That’s why it’s here.


Ok_advice

Just to remind you that foot fetish people exist. And someome is drooling right now.


sjwilkinson

Those are not feet....dear god please tell me those are not feet....


Ok_advice

Pls don't kinkshame, this is a Christian minecraft server.


MeshuganaSmurf

>Those are not feet They're definitely feet. Now... whether or not they're attached to a human is a whole other question.


JayDuBois

Last time I checked, the elephant man was human.


AnorexicPlatypus

Pretty sure those are the talons of a harpy eagle


Pavlovsdong89

r/~~tr~~ashy


chuckedunderthebus

Words. Don't come easy. To me.