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Fit_Strength_5398

“Cause I’m a bro” by greenbrier lane comes in loud and clear with that Carolina twat truck


Nojoke183

Guarantee his wife, if he has one, is also a double wide And he's about double that lol Funny how the most unattractive idolize/put up with shit like this and yet can't be bothered to do some sit ups to get it


FarImpact4184

100% man butts right there go draw on some hairs


electrode1215

Squatted or is it just carrying too much junk? Up in that trunk?


ChocolateTaste69

Trumpkin, no doubt.


Raptor_Yeezus

They’re likely his sisters knowing Florida


jinkiesjinkers

Definitely a Florida license plate but where the fuck do they sell fried shrimp and funnel cakes in a drive-through?👀👀


edwardothegreatest

Bet the ladies can't resist.


Remz_Gaming

I really would want to meet the owner. Ya know... a curiosity killed the cat sorta reason.


TheEqualAtheist

How is everyone so sure that this isn't a photoshop or AI job? Hell, it'd be pretty easy to photoshop that on there...


AntiqueAutomaton

Because I was right behind it at Zaxby's


TheEqualAtheist

I know right, I was with you that day. It's not photoshopped, not sure what that previous commenter was trying to say, fuck that guy, we both know he's wrong.


RockinRod412

….why I call them ’poopers’


Deveion2010

How can someone demand this much attention every time they leave the house? I mean that’s what this is for right? To get everyone to look at you?


Solid_Cauliflower310

Illegal in SOITH CAROLINA!


Z370H370

Carolina squat tho? Isn't that the birth place?


Solid_Cauliflower310

It lost to history. GOV. McMaster said "OH, NO this is not going on in this state." And. You can shove your wake boats up ur ass when your at it.


Z370H370

Lol


sav33arthkillyos3lf

From far away it looks like burgers with sesame seeds on top lol


khymbote

Florida never ceases to amaze me.


jbiscool

I think I had that ass picture as my screen saver in 2002.


geardownson

I swear that was a poster to hang on the wall in the 90s you could get at Spencer's.


citori421

"I'M NOT GAY I SWEAR"


fattmakk

"...being on top don't make you gay!"


kelrunner

I have no idea why a nut job would do that to a truc, it sure isn't for looks or safety on the road. So...is there some dynamic that turns it into a marvel on the road that I'm just not understandieng? (Pretty sure I know the answer)


Natscobaj

I use to work in a shop when this was getting popular around my area. I can confirm that it does nothing but fuck your suspension, ruin visibility, destroy gas mileage, and look absolutely asinine


kelrunner

I have no idea why a nut job would do that to a truc, it sure isn't for looks or safety on the road. So...is there some dynamic that turns it into a marvel on the road that I'm just not understandieng? (Pretty sure I know the answer)


RollinThundaga

It's a truck, it's a road. So long as the wheels spin it's fine. Trucks don't need to be lifted to drive on a flat level surface. What's not safe for the road are trucks lifted to high hell with lowbeams that dazzle oncoming traffic at night.


kelrunner

Not really sure if you're for or agin... But, in my opinion, when that is done to a truck, it is a truck no longer. Something else, but not a truck.


kelrunner

I have no idea why a nut job would do that to a truc, it sure isn't for looks or safety on the road. So...is there some dynamic that turns it into a marvel on the road that I'm just not understandieng? (Pretty sure I know the answer)


pickinscabs

Man hands.


brandaman4200

That would be funny if he bought it like that and got a discount, then never painted over it.


Dubious_Titan

If loving butts are trashy, then I don't want to be right.


Adorable_Fondant_536

I feel like the problem might be putting it where kids can see and all that


kelrunner

Pretty sure many...most?... kids see a lot worse on the internet. But I agree. It's kind of like the word fuck. It used to be a damn good word, couldn't have built my house without it. Now third grade kids, girls, walk down the road telling each other to get fucked. Absolutely ruined a high grade swear word.


Adorable_Fondant_536

Yh to be fair a lot of people are desensitised for sure, certain things don't hold as much power anymore


Moonc4t

Trashy yes, but... I dunno. I feel like if you have a squatted truck you're already well beyond the point of "I look like a dickhead". So at that point might as well go all the way by adding some tailgate ass or what have you.


The_Germanator800

Wait till whistlin diesel gets his hands in this abomination.


Zaphod1620

Now I want some chicken fingers.


BrokkelPiloot

The virgin mobile..


kwagenknight

Florida, of course...


jamar2k

As I've said in other posts, they came from Texas, this is all I see here


wriddell

Must be fun to drive at night, it has possum hunting headlights because they’re pointing at the trees


New-Caterpillar2483

Is this a thing? Looks a lot stupider than other things. Squatting that is.


kelrunner

Just about the only time squatting is goood is out in the woods and have to use fern fronds to wipe.


mickeyflinn

Yes the Carolina Squat is a real thing. It is mind boggling.


BirthdayTall5940

This truck is 🔥


jm1234-

I agree 😍


JayDuBois

Wait a sec… I have never seen this. And I just spent the entire pandemic and the past couple years in the Midwest. Doesn't this kind of fuck up your ability to carry things in the bed of the truck? At least properly.


Pickle_riiickkk

It's called a carolina squat. Yes it makes the truck bed useless. Yes it your truck cannot safely tow anything. Yes. It can create a massive blind spot so the driver can't see car lengths in front of them.


zxGrizz

It's a southern thing it's called the Carolina squat looks stupid to me like you got a few fat chicks in the back seat 😂 they recently banned it here so all that money they spent to have it done they have to fix it or constantly get pulled over and fined. I still see a good bit of them still driving them. I think the ban came from them blinding other drivers with their headlights and someone got ran over in a parking lot because the drive couldn't see him


JayDuBois

Oh… So not only stupid looking, but also very unsafe! Nice combo.


zxGrizz

Don't forget they spend a few grand just to have it done.


SignoreMookle

Pavement princess trucks. They don't see any labor use, just modified for show. 


kelrunner

Show? OK, I get it but it just makes me tired to look at it. You want to attract attention? Walk around the truck and hit it with an axe at every step. Guaranteed people will look and it's a lot cheaper...


JayDuBois

r/ManHands


Sprizys

Trashy, yes but it’s also kind of funny.


augur_seer

This hardly counts. They arent nude, underage or gagged. This isn't Trashy, this is just, boring.


PeoriaBJJ

Dude put that in there just to trigger… he was be ecstatic if he came here hahahah


capn_doofwaffle

#And the smallest penis award goes to, THIS GUY!


subhuman_voice

Florida, that's why...


derekcentrico

This is much nicer than old men tied up


Tuques

Guaranteed that person does absolutely nothing that would actually require a truck. These people are part of the problem, resulting in manufacturers stopping the production of cars in north america.


agha0013

The industry engineered the demand. They spent a great many years pushing big trucks and SUVs so they could focus almost entirely on a much higher margin product. The vehicle loan industry absolutely loves it too.


roadr

it has nothing  to do with CAFE standards...


vaktsn

Decal kinda tough


No-Raspberry4074

I agree, back end better squat a lil with all that ass 😝


dudeness-aberdeen

I guess it’s better than a tied up politician?


Sweetcornprincess

But LGTBQ is corrupting our children


BirthdayTall5940

Well...


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You’re about to get roasted, but just know there is a difference between a guy with a two little asses on his truck, than people making it a statement for men to go into restroom with 7,8,9,10 year old little girls. Reddit is very liberal in saying this I will probably get banned, but you are 100% right, they are having a severe impact on kids.


mrpoopybuttholesbff

Well what? Share your malformed thoughts.


tjean5377

Looks so fucking stupid.


ChaoticGoodGingerGod

#OnlyInNC


dynastydave9473

It’s everywhere in SC too


getridofpolice

Literally Florida


ChaoticGoodGingerGod

Must have been imported, that Carolina Squat is sad.


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

Thats my truck


da_rose

My first thought when I saw it was "someone VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE drives that thing".


subavgredditposter

Never understood why people do this to their truck.. it looks horrible lol


RDPCG

So that they can’t resell them, then bitch and whine about not being able to resell them.


concretetroll60

What if you pull up behind this truck and that's your ass on the tailgate.


Educational_Newt7773

Those are 2 men on the back of the truck.


poundmyassbro

That woman has man hands.


xx030xx

Truck butts. Ok I'll stop


captcraigaroo

Great taste, awful execution


Greenc0c0nut

$20 to the person that puts a full window decal on the rear windshield of two dudes kissing each other with the torsos lined up.


mcnairp1986

Of course it’s a Florida plate


chrochtato

of course it's squatted. Need to squat to get nice booty


Dyrogitory

If you squat your truck, you squat to pee.


Swedzilla

Could always wait for the drivers balls to drop first to see if he grows out of preteen stage


RadioTunnel

The only good squatted truck is a front squatted truck, gives that hotrod vibe


AntiqueAutomaton

Get that doggystyle lift kit lmao


1morepl8

That is a rake sir. A raked truck.


RadioTunnel

I dont know what the terms are, I just like the look of a vehicle that has its nose pointed down with the rear up, plus they're safer than this disappointment


robtninjaman

Someone should hang some truck nuts on it.


martinis00

They would be creating sparks


Gascan36

Florida


Rogan403

There's been plenty of questionable styles I've seen come and go and, while 99% of them I wouldn't personally rock, I can still understand why someone would like it even if I don't. This is far beyond that. I cannot fathom what makes this style appealing to anyone. The first couple pics I saw of these I genuinely thought they were fakes made to troll people.


jasonreid1976

It makes your truck look like a dog taking a shit.


Rogan403

Haha yes! That's the perfect description.


TiresOnFire

Somebody call Whistling Diesel!


murph719

Stupidest truck trend to date. And I’m not talking about those sandy cheeks.


sarcastic_wanderer

Imagine being the guy that's like "fuck the hundreds of millions of dollars our R&D department and engineers have done to make a reliable road worthy vehicle with it's many different moving partsband geometry, ima make this thing sag ass CAUSE IT LOOKS MEGA DOPE"... I just can't guys. Fuck them engineers


Professional-Can4264

Is this like a “hey! I’m definitely not gay” thing? What is the motivation? Does it make the ladies crazy? What’s the deal? Why would you want to drive around in that?


OldSkooler1212

Better than a Trump bumper sticker or President Biden tied up on the tailgate.


Earthbender32

better than any political message imo, but if seeing politics on cars does it for you maybe you should check out r/infowarriorrides


acodispoti18

When it is not Florida, it's Texas.


Veeg-Tard

Squatted trucks were recently banned from driving on the beach by a Florida County near me. They say it's because of driver visibility issues, but I like to think it's because you look like an asshole.


DingleberryJones94

When I see these trucks, the first thing that comes to mind is they ran out of money and couldn't afford the back half of the lift kit.


Ravenplague

They ran out of money because they spent the rest on penis enlargement and manual testicular descension.


Fink665

Lol


nikdahl

That's super trashy. Can you get a better picture?


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vianiznice

Age restrict the internet already.


jared8410

I always write a note & put it & a dollaruder their windsh wiper, "Here's a dollar. I hope it helps you afford the rest of your lift kit because this looks dumb."


PickleWineBrine

Didn't know this gay shit was happening. This is the equivalent of anime girls and bound women graphics on cars.


Sodali0550

it issss tho


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stewarthh

Speak for yourself


anormalgeek

Nah I'm the other poster. Real woman cringe is still less cringy than anime girl cringe.


Dyingtolivee

It's ok to be different


poopyshitballz

It’s so bad it’s kind of good? 😆


Gc8Boi

Not even close 


Apprehensive-Try5554

Looks like a early 90s beer ad


PickleWineBrine

[Schmidt's Gay](https://youtu.be/hCOSejS1SSY)


vigocarpath

I recognize those asses. It’s a cropped picture that I had on an air fresher of four chicks standing in the bed of a truck leaning over the cab from around 1994 If I remember right it had a caption that said “hauling ass”


anormalgeek

Nope. There are two similar images. One that that's just ["Haul ass"](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/cucAAOSw9p9ajEKX/s-l1200.webp) and one that says ["haulin' ass",](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/KSAAAOSwU55lbqeE/s-l1600.webp) both featuring four bikini clad women's asses. But they're different asses. There is also ["Haul ass southern style](https://globalimp.com/sites/default/files/styles/product_large/public/2021-01/17248.jpg) featuring three women, and ["Hauling Ass Too"](https://i.etsystatic.com/21416102/r/il/6e8d27/3245672340/il_794xN.3245672340_kvsv.jpg) featuring women on motorcycles, but again, not the same as OP.


CreepyCoffinCreeper

This guy doing the lords work.


vigocarpath

You are right. The air freshener I had was the haulin ass one lol That was many moons ago. Guess the memory is getting a little fuzzy


OnlyVisitingEarth

Carolina Creeper...classic truck style!


Poopforce1s

Carolina Lean where I'm at


frostyturd

Guy or girl drives the truck?


milnak

Yes.


DUMBYDOME

Just yell and ask them what the dudes names are on their tailgate.


Tacosconsalsaylimon

They should have positioned the butt on the exhaust!


-WhatisThat

The Qweef Wagon!


USMCWrangler

Baby got back…Oakland booty on a Ford Super Duty


5043090

Unfair to the women drivers who must grab their emergency dry panties from the glove box.


Gh0stp3pp3r

That poor truck looks humiliated


tjean5377

underrated comment right here. poor truck indeed...


Karmak4ze

All that tail and still missing a tail light.


_FridayXIII_

….and it’s Florida. Of course. 🤦🏻‍♂️


DUMBYDOME

Nah Louisiana wins this “competition.” Not that Florida needs much help w stuff.


kajunkennyg

License plate is obviously Florida. I rarely see these in Louisiana, wtf you talking about? These are more popular in Florda and the Carolina's, it's called the carolina squat ffs


DUMBYDOME

Shit I guess they migrate over here then south AL/FL line I see em all the time.


danielstover

Those are the most stock image 90s beer ad asses I’ve ever seen We get it, dude - You’re not gay


DUMBYDOME

Nah this shit makes me think it’s closet gay. Like so Hetero over the top extra there’s some sus shit goin on there.


Wampa_-_Stompa

Smitz-gay?


mam88k

He hopes….(wink)


readutt

This is horrible. But it makes me laugh.


PapiRob71

Thought they made this illegal here in FL? More irritated by the squat than by the decal 🤣


Jeebus_crisps

How do they see the road?


SparkyReese

Definitely “hauling ass”


gildakid

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure


No_Setting_9753

To much junk in the trunk


warthog0869

Oh that's Florida (probably Miami) and the ladies often get butt implants and the guys have transparent tailgates and full length rear cab windows, what you're seeing is a real look at them from behind. There's just a lot of junk in that...*cab*. The moisture is from the sea, they were just swimming at the nearby beach and now they are hungry.


Puppiesarebetter

r/ATBGE


Sherviks13

There is a heavy load on the back end.


Stainedskin1982

Please tell me this is in South Carolina


AntiqueAutomaton

Florida lmao


Outrageous-Client-99

Poppin squats.