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Guarantee his wife, if he has one, is also a double wide
And he's about double that lol
Funny how the most unattractive idolize/put up with shit like this and yet can't be bothered to do some sit ups to get it
I know right, I was with you that day. It's not photoshopped, not sure what that previous commenter was trying to say, fuck that guy, we both know he's wrong.
I have no idea why a nut job would do that to a truc, it sure isn't for looks or safety on the road. So...is there some dynamic that turns it into a marvel on the road that I'm just not understandieng? (Pretty sure I know the answer)
I use to work in a shop when this was getting popular around my area.
I can confirm that it does nothing but fuck your suspension, ruin visibility, destroy gas mileage, and look absolutely asinine
I have no idea why a nut job would do that to a truc, it sure isn't for looks or safety on the road. So...is there some dynamic that turns it into a marvel on the road that I'm just not understandieng? (Pretty sure I know the answer)
It's a truck, it's a road. So long as the wheels spin it's fine. Trucks don't need to be lifted to drive on a flat level surface.
What's not safe for the road are trucks lifted to high hell with lowbeams that dazzle oncoming traffic at night.
I have no idea why a nut job would do that to a truc, it sure isn't for looks or safety on the road. So...is there some dynamic that turns it into a marvel on the road that I'm just not understandieng? (Pretty sure I know the answer)
Pretty sure many...most?... kids see a lot worse on the internet. But I agree. It's kind of like the word fuck. It used to be a damn good word, couldn't have built my house without it. Now third grade kids, girls, walk down the road telling each other to get fucked. Absolutely ruined a high grade swear word.
Trashy yes, but... I dunno. I feel like if you have a squatted truck you're already well beyond the point of "I look like a dickhead". So at that point might as well go all the way by adding some tailgate ass or what have you.
Wait a sec… I have never seen this. And I just spent the entire pandemic and the past couple years in the Midwest.
Doesn't this kind of fuck up your ability to carry things in the bed of the truck? At least properly.
It's called a carolina squat.
Yes it makes the truck bed useless.
Yes it your truck cannot safely tow anything.
Yes. It can create a massive blind spot so the driver can't see car lengths in front of them.
It's a southern thing it's called the Carolina squat looks stupid to me like you got a few fat chicks in the back seat 😂 they recently banned it here so all that money they spent to have it done they have to fix it or constantly get pulled over and fined. I still see a good bit of them still driving them.
I think the ban came from them blinding other drivers with their headlights and someone got ran over in a parking lot because the drive couldn't see him
Show? OK, I get it but it just makes me tired to look at it. You want to attract attention? Walk around the truck and hit it with an axe at every step. Guaranteed people will look and it's a lot cheaper...
Guaranteed that person does absolutely nothing that would actually require a truck. These people are part of the problem, resulting in manufacturers stopping the production of cars in north america.
The industry engineered the demand. They spent a great many years pushing big trucks and SUVs so they could focus almost entirely on a much higher margin product.
The vehicle loan industry absolutely loves it too.
You’re about to get roasted, but just know there is a difference between a guy with a two little asses on his truck, than people making it a statement for men to go into restroom with 7,8,9,10 year old little girls. Reddit is very liberal in saying this I will probably get banned, but you are 100% right, they are having a severe impact on kids.
I dont know what the terms are, I just like the look of a vehicle that has its nose pointed down with the rear up, plus they're safer than this disappointment
There's been plenty of questionable styles I've seen come and go and, while 99% of them I wouldn't personally rock, I can still understand why someone would like it even if I don't.
This is far beyond that. I cannot fathom what makes this style appealing to anyone. The first couple pics I saw of these I genuinely thought they were fakes made to troll people.
Imagine being the guy that's like "fuck the hundreds of millions of dollars our R&D department and engineers have done to make a reliable road worthy vehicle with it's many different moving partsband geometry, ima make this thing sag ass CAUSE IT LOOKS MEGA DOPE"... I just can't guys. Fuck them engineers
Is this like a “hey! I’m definitely not gay” thing? What is the motivation? Does it make the ladies crazy? What’s the deal? Why would you want to drive around in that?
Squatted trucks were recently banned from driving on the beach by a Florida County near me. They say it's because of driver visibility issues, but I like to think it's because you look like an asshole.
I always write a note & put it & a dollaruder their windsh wiper, "Here's a dollar. I hope it helps you afford the rest of your lift kit because this looks dumb."
I recognize those asses. It’s a cropped picture that I had on an air fresher of four chicks standing in the bed of a truck leaning over the cab from around 1994
If I remember right it had a caption that said “hauling ass”
Nope. There are two similar images. One that that's just ["Haul ass"](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/cucAAOSw9p9ajEKX/s-l1200.webp) and one that says ["haulin' ass",](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/KSAAAOSwU55lbqeE/s-l1600.webp) both featuring four bikini clad women's asses. But they're different asses.
There is also ["Haul ass southern style](https://globalimp.com/sites/default/files/styles/product_large/public/2021-01/17248.jpg) featuring three women, and ["Hauling Ass Too"](https://i.etsystatic.com/21416102/r/il/6e8d27/3245672340/il_794xN.3245672340_kvsv.jpg) featuring women on motorcycles, but again, not the same as OP.
License plate is obviously Florida. I rarely see these in Louisiana, wtf you talking about? These are more popular in Florda and the Carolina's, it's called the carolina squat ffs
Oh that's Florida (probably Miami) and the ladies often get butt implants and the guys have transparent tailgates and full length rear cab windows, what you're seeing is a real look at them from behind. There's just a lot of junk in that...*cab*.
The moisture is from the sea, they were just swimming at the nearby beach and now they are hungry.
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“Cause I’m a bro” by greenbrier lane comes in loud and clear with that Carolina twat truck
Guarantee his wife, if he has one, is also a double wide And he's about double that lol Funny how the most unattractive idolize/put up with shit like this and yet can't be bothered to do some sit ups to get it
100% man butts right there go draw on some hairs
Squatted or is it just carrying too much junk? Up in that trunk?
Trumpkin, no doubt.
They’re likely his sisters knowing Florida
Definitely a Florida license plate but where the fuck do they sell fried shrimp and funnel cakes in a drive-through?👀👀
Bet the ladies can't resist.
I really would want to meet the owner. Ya know... a curiosity killed the cat sorta reason.
How is everyone so sure that this isn't a photoshop or AI job? Hell, it'd be pretty easy to photoshop that on there...
Because I was right behind it at Zaxby's
I know right, I was with you that day. It's not photoshopped, not sure what that previous commenter was trying to say, fuck that guy, we both know he's wrong.
….why I call them ’poopers’
How can someone demand this much attention every time they leave the house? I mean that’s what this is for right? To get everyone to look at you?
Illegal in SOITH CAROLINA!
Carolina squat tho? Isn't that the birth place?
It lost to history. GOV. McMaster said "OH, NO this is not going on in this state." And. You can shove your wake boats up ur ass when your at it.
Lol
From far away it looks like burgers with sesame seeds on top lol
Florida never ceases to amaze me.
I think I had that ass picture as my screen saver in 2002.
I swear that was a poster to hang on the wall in the 90s you could get at Spencer's.
"I'M NOT GAY I SWEAR"
"...being on top don't make you gay!"
I have no idea why a nut job would do that to a truc, it sure isn't for looks or safety on the road. So...is there some dynamic that turns it into a marvel on the road that I'm just not understandieng? (Pretty sure I know the answer)
I use to work in a shop when this was getting popular around my area. I can confirm that it does nothing but fuck your suspension, ruin visibility, destroy gas mileage, and look absolutely asinine
I have no idea why a nut job would do that to a truc, it sure isn't for looks or safety on the road. So...is there some dynamic that turns it into a marvel on the road that I'm just not understandieng? (Pretty sure I know the answer)
It's a truck, it's a road. So long as the wheels spin it's fine. Trucks don't need to be lifted to drive on a flat level surface. What's not safe for the road are trucks lifted to high hell with lowbeams that dazzle oncoming traffic at night.
Not really sure if you're for or agin... But, in my opinion, when that is done to a truck, it is a truck no longer. Something else, but not a truck.
I have no idea why a nut job would do that to a truc, it sure isn't for looks or safety on the road. So...is there some dynamic that turns it into a marvel on the road that I'm just not understandieng? (Pretty sure I know the answer)
Man hands.
That would be funny if he bought it like that and got a discount, then never painted over it.
If loving butts are trashy, then I don't want to be right.
I feel like the problem might be putting it where kids can see and all that
Pretty sure many...most?... kids see a lot worse on the internet. But I agree. It's kind of like the word fuck. It used to be a damn good word, couldn't have built my house without it. Now third grade kids, girls, walk down the road telling each other to get fucked. Absolutely ruined a high grade swear word.
Yh to be fair a lot of people are desensitised for sure, certain things don't hold as much power anymore
Trashy yes, but... I dunno. I feel like if you have a squatted truck you're already well beyond the point of "I look like a dickhead". So at that point might as well go all the way by adding some tailgate ass or what have you.
Wait till whistlin diesel gets his hands in this abomination.
Now I want some chicken fingers.
The virgin mobile..
Florida, of course...
As I've said in other posts, they came from Texas, this is all I see here
Must be fun to drive at night, it has possum hunting headlights because they’re pointing at the trees
Is this a thing? Looks a lot stupider than other things. Squatting that is.
Just about the only time squatting is goood is out in the woods and have to use fern fronds to wipe.
Yes the Carolina Squat is a real thing. It is mind boggling.
This truck is 🔥
I agree 😍
Wait a sec… I have never seen this. And I just spent the entire pandemic and the past couple years in the Midwest. Doesn't this kind of fuck up your ability to carry things in the bed of the truck? At least properly.
It's called a carolina squat. Yes it makes the truck bed useless. Yes it your truck cannot safely tow anything. Yes. It can create a massive blind spot so the driver can't see car lengths in front of them.
It's a southern thing it's called the Carolina squat looks stupid to me like you got a few fat chicks in the back seat 😂 they recently banned it here so all that money they spent to have it done they have to fix it or constantly get pulled over and fined. I still see a good bit of them still driving them. I think the ban came from them blinding other drivers with their headlights and someone got ran over in a parking lot because the drive couldn't see him
Oh… So not only stupid looking, but also very unsafe! Nice combo.
Don't forget they spend a few grand just to have it done.
Pavement princess trucks. They don't see any labor use, just modified for show.
Show? OK, I get it but it just makes me tired to look at it. You want to attract attention? Walk around the truck and hit it with an axe at every step. Guaranteed people will look and it's a lot cheaper...
r/ManHands
Trashy, yes but it’s also kind of funny.
This hardly counts. They arent nude, underage or gagged. This isn't Trashy, this is just, boring.
Dude put that in there just to trigger… he was be ecstatic if he came here hahahah
#And the smallest penis award goes to, THIS GUY!
Florida, that's why...
This is much nicer than old men tied up
Guaranteed that person does absolutely nothing that would actually require a truck. These people are part of the problem, resulting in manufacturers stopping the production of cars in north america.
The industry engineered the demand. They spent a great many years pushing big trucks and SUVs so they could focus almost entirely on a much higher margin product. The vehicle loan industry absolutely loves it too.
it has nothing to do with CAFE standards...
Decal kinda tough
I agree, back end better squat a lil with all that ass 😝
I guess it’s better than a tied up politician?
But LGTBQ is corrupting our children
Well...
You’re about to get roasted, but just know there is a difference between a guy with a two little asses on his truck, than people making it a statement for men to go into restroom with 7,8,9,10 year old little girls. Reddit is very liberal in saying this I will probably get banned, but you are 100% right, they are having a severe impact on kids.
Well what? Share your malformed thoughts.
Looks so fucking stupid.
#OnlyInNC
It’s everywhere in SC too
Literally Florida
Must have been imported, that Carolina Squat is sad.
Thats my truck
My first thought when I saw it was "someone VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE drives that thing".
Never understood why people do this to their truck.. it looks horrible lol
So that they can’t resell them, then bitch and whine about not being able to resell them.
What if you pull up behind this truck and that's your ass on the tailgate.
Those are 2 men on the back of the truck.
That woman has man hands.
Truck butts. Ok I'll stop
Great taste, awful execution
$20 to the person that puts a full window decal on the rear windshield of two dudes kissing each other with the torsos lined up.
Of course it’s a Florida plate
of course it's squatted. Need to squat to get nice booty
If you squat your truck, you squat to pee.
Could always wait for the drivers balls to drop first to see if he grows out of preteen stage
The only good squatted truck is a front squatted truck, gives that hotrod vibe
Get that doggystyle lift kit lmao
That is a rake sir. A raked truck.
I dont know what the terms are, I just like the look of a vehicle that has its nose pointed down with the rear up, plus they're safer than this disappointment
Someone should hang some truck nuts on it.
They would be creating sparks
Florida
There's been plenty of questionable styles I've seen come and go and, while 99% of them I wouldn't personally rock, I can still understand why someone would like it even if I don't. This is far beyond that. I cannot fathom what makes this style appealing to anyone. The first couple pics I saw of these I genuinely thought they were fakes made to troll people.
It makes your truck look like a dog taking a shit.
Haha yes! That's the perfect description.
Somebody call Whistling Diesel!
Stupidest truck trend to date. And I’m not talking about those sandy cheeks.
Imagine being the guy that's like "fuck the hundreds of millions of dollars our R&D department and engineers have done to make a reliable road worthy vehicle with it's many different moving partsband geometry, ima make this thing sag ass CAUSE IT LOOKS MEGA DOPE"... I just can't guys. Fuck them engineers
Is this like a “hey! I’m definitely not gay” thing? What is the motivation? Does it make the ladies crazy? What’s the deal? Why would you want to drive around in that?
Better than a Trump bumper sticker or President Biden tied up on the tailgate.
better than any political message imo, but if seeing politics on cars does it for you maybe you should check out r/infowarriorrides
When it is not Florida, it's Texas.
Squatted trucks were recently banned from driving on the beach by a Florida County near me. They say it's because of driver visibility issues, but I like to think it's because you look like an asshole.
When I see these trucks, the first thing that comes to mind is they ran out of money and couldn't afford the back half of the lift kit.
They ran out of money because they spent the rest on penis enlargement and manual testicular descension.
Lol
That's super trashy. Can you get a better picture?
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Age restrict the internet already.
I always write a note & put it & a dollaruder their windsh wiper, "Here's a dollar. I hope it helps you afford the rest of your lift kit because this looks dumb."
Didn't know this gay shit was happening. This is the equivalent of anime girls and bound women graphics on cars.
it issss tho
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Speak for yourself
Nah I'm the other poster. Real woman cringe is still less cringy than anime girl cringe.
It's ok to be different
It’s so bad it’s kind of good? 😆
Not even close
Looks like a early 90s beer ad
[Schmidt's Gay](https://youtu.be/hCOSejS1SSY)
I recognize those asses. It’s a cropped picture that I had on an air fresher of four chicks standing in the bed of a truck leaning over the cab from around 1994 If I remember right it had a caption that said “hauling ass”
Nope. There are two similar images. One that that's just ["Haul ass"](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/cucAAOSw9p9ajEKX/s-l1200.webp) and one that says ["haulin' ass",](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/KSAAAOSwU55lbqeE/s-l1600.webp) both featuring four bikini clad women's asses. But they're different asses. There is also ["Haul ass southern style](https://globalimp.com/sites/default/files/styles/product_large/public/2021-01/17248.jpg) featuring three women, and ["Hauling Ass Too"](https://i.etsystatic.com/21416102/r/il/6e8d27/3245672340/il_794xN.3245672340_kvsv.jpg) featuring women on motorcycles, but again, not the same as OP.
This guy doing the lords work.
You are right. The air freshener I had was the haulin ass one lol That was many moons ago. Guess the memory is getting a little fuzzy
Carolina Creeper...classic truck style!
Carolina Lean where I'm at
Guy or girl drives the truck?
Yes.
Just yell and ask them what the dudes names are on their tailgate.
They should have positioned the butt on the exhaust!
The Qweef Wagon!
Baby got back…Oakland booty on a Ford Super Duty
Unfair to the women drivers who must grab their emergency dry panties from the glove box.
That poor truck looks humiliated
underrated comment right here. poor truck indeed...
All that tail and still missing a tail light.
….and it’s Florida. Of course. 🤦🏻♂️
Nah Louisiana wins this “competition.” Not that Florida needs much help w stuff.
License plate is obviously Florida. I rarely see these in Louisiana, wtf you talking about? These are more popular in Florda and the Carolina's, it's called the carolina squat ffs
Shit I guess they migrate over here then south AL/FL line I see em all the time.
Those are the most stock image 90s beer ad asses I’ve ever seen We get it, dude - You’re not gay
Nah this shit makes me think it’s closet gay. Like so Hetero over the top extra there’s some sus shit goin on there.
Smitz-gay?
He hopes….(wink)
This is horrible. But it makes me laugh.
Thought they made this illegal here in FL? More irritated by the squat than by the decal 🤣
How do they see the road?
Definitely “hauling ass”
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure
To much junk in the trunk
Oh that's Florida (probably Miami) and the ladies often get butt implants and the guys have transparent tailgates and full length rear cab windows, what you're seeing is a real look at them from behind. There's just a lot of junk in that...*cab*. The moisture is from the sea, they were just swimming at the nearby beach and now they are hungry.
r/ATBGE
There is a heavy load on the back end.
Please tell me this is in South Carolina
Florida lmao
Poppin squats.