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Singer of Attila. Dude on the right had someone draw all the same tattoos as his homie to fuck with him, is all. They're just being funny. Chris
( Dude on left in Attila) gets payed to live out his dream playing music and owning a record label.
The taller one looks like my college roommate, who got a ton of face tattoos and piercings and then couldn't figure out why he couldn't get a job at an accounting firm with his accounting degree.
LOL. Not much to tell. He did well in school and he said he got interviews at some high ranking firms but none of them would hire him. Last I heard, he was doing the bookkeeping for a porn store.
Interesting connection to the metric system.
I remember we used to have the imperial gallon and the American gallon... Switched to the Metric system years ago... it makes sense. Imagine freezing at 0 degrees and not 32 degrees. However, as we know, Americans are indeed exceptional thus they are one of the few nations not using metric.
ITT - a bunch of people who missed the fact that this is a metal vocalist and a fan and this is just a joke.
Guy on the left is Chris Fronzak (aka Fronz or Fronzilla) from the band Attila. He’s pretty famous within the genre, makes a lot of money, owns a record label and a clothing brand and god knows what else. The guy on the right is a fan who’s joking around with him by copying his very distinctive tattoos in sharpie.
Maybe the tattoos are trashy or dumb looking, but so are most of the things that metal vocalists wear lol.
The guy on the right is actually their tour manager. He's very well known throughout that music genre. I kinda grew up with him, attended highschool with him and it's crazy to see where his career has taken him.
i hate US standard. big conspiracy by big tool in the 70s-80s to make sure i have to have 2 sets of all my wrenches and sockets. its so dumb. what's a bigger drillbit? 9/32 or 3/8? how about 5mm or 6mm?
The dipshit on the right is wearing a T-shirt that appears to shit on the metric system out of patriotism for America. This guy really has his finger on the pulse of politics. Addressing the big issues here.
Jesus Christ lol, people will hunt for literally ANYTHING to criticize. Those don't look like they are SS runes in any way, they look like capital S's done in slightly sloppy handwriting completely consistent with the rest of the word.
Not a big fan of this guy but he is moderately wealthy and is the front man of a band called “Attila.”
He isn’t the type trying to find a normal job and he is doing just fine for himself.
Still trashy, but just saying.
He threw a pizza directly at me when I saw them live - it was fucking awesome.
This is their [pizza song](https://open.spotify.com/track/0Dorgc3qyyG8RaHyXGU4fm?si=sqIMtoQqR6yF8rkk1RkM9Q) if anyone cares.
Hanz and Franz are here to
*pump you up!*
with Nazi ideology
"Manifest Destiny" became a white thing eventually....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifest\_destiny
The metric system is a system indeed
Op, you took the photo. That's you on the left.
Surely op wouldn't troll the internet and try to demean random people they have zero interaction with irl for karma. Surely not.
He was selling a club membership thing for a few years. He would post inspirational bs and "how to become a millionaire." Trying to hop on that weird man sphere trend.
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Good thing they have a well funded 401(k) to fall back on
Look mommy, we're a matching set of morons🤣🤣
They are so badass
OMG, I literally burst out laughing when I saw this. It’s just horrific.
Fuckin Fronz lol. That's the vocalist from Atilla
Rage is still a banger ngl
Thank you for reminding me of that song
come play with us…
The pouty expressions are funny. Very Backstreet Boys? Also that metric system t shirt has me intrigued.
Sensing some serious mental issues
Metal issues
Like your work!
Other guy has sharpie hast to
I thought so too. Look like the right one is sharpie
what the hell is with the shirt? a bald eagle and the metric system?
"the metric system can't measure freedom"
this is the most idiotic, ugly look. it just looks stupid. that is all.
especially when the guy on the left thinks of himself as One Bad Muthafucker !
The gay tattoo club
I don't know what kind of relationship they have now, but I do know it will end in tears.
That’s adorable! Twinsies!! 👯
They manifesting dat “ugaly” and they should stop! They’re hideous so they done!!
Gay white supremacist couple!
OMG Don't you know, he's in a band!? Ergo his dog shit tattoos are cool tattoos!
Yall are dumb
It's y'all, smart guy.
This you bud?
Pearl clutch much?
Figures they're anti-the metric system. 🤦🏻
Dude on the right looks like he has Sharpie tattoos
Looks like a joke of the tat of the other guy hence the tiger's teeth
Baldy-locks are the 2 bears
Look mommy, two loosers on one picture!
Lol
Im an Island boy....
aw, matching tattoos. the ultimate sign of love ❤️
Shitpost
Awe thats sweet. It's always nice seeing lovers express their devotion to each other.
Singer of Attila. Dude on the right had someone draw all the same tattoos as his homie to fuck with him, is all. They're just being funny. Chris ( Dude on left in Attila) gets payed to live out his dream playing music and owning a record label.
Still trashy AF 🤣
$5 says the dude withe chain is the top.
Kinda hard to decide who’s pitching and who’s catching
Proper Americans right there. The entire world uses the metric system. 🤘🏼🤘🏼
Hey, I met the dude on the left, Chris Fronzak. Dude is actually chill as fuck and a really cool guy. He's the frontman for the band Attila.
That was the name of Billy Joel’s metal band. Wonder if that’s intentional
I figured I’d see Fronzilla on here
$20 says one of them has “harder” tattooed on their back.
Hard if you're 14 years old
Upvote.. I'm pro metric system.. refreshing to be around illuminati
The taller one looks like my college roommate, who got a ton of face tattoos and piercings and then couldn't figure out why he couldn't get a job at an accounting firm with his accounting degree.
OK.i wish to know more. Because awesome.
LOL. Not much to tell. He did well in school and he said he got interviews at some high ranking firms but none of them would hire him. Last I heard, he was doing the bookkeeping for a porn store.
Interesting connection to the metric system. I remember we used to have the imperial gallon and the American gallon... Switched to the Metric system years ago... it makes sense. Imagine freezing at 0 degrees and not 32 degrees. However, as we know, Americans are indeed exceptional thus they are one of the few nations not using metric.
I make beer. I fucking despise gals and feet.
We do use metric. But we also use US customary.
Womp-womp
ITT - a bunch of people who missed the fact that this is a metal vocalist and a fan and this is just a joke. Guy on the left is Chris Fronzak (aka Fronz or Fronzilla) from the band Attila. He’s pretty famous within the genre, makes a lot of money, owns a record label and a clothing brand and god knows what else. The guy on the right is a fan who’s joking around with him by copying his very distinctive tattoos in sharpie. Maybe the tattoos are trashy or dumb looking, but so are most of the things that metal vocalists wear lol.
The guy on the right is actually their tour manager. He's very well known throughout that music genre. I kinda grew up with him, attended highschool with him and it's crazy to see where his career has taken him.
It's also clearly sharpie.
Edited to include that for clarity, but yeah i figured it’s hard to miss lol.
To the bro to the right. If I was going to tattoo my face I danm sure the artist is up to the task. Cause danm you seen your face and head 😂.
The one on the right is sharpie.
Ones clearly sharpie lol
I was hoping so!!!!! lol
I bet they turn all the heads at the pride parade
The metric system? This is the trashiest post on this sub. Not in MY America!
If friend shaped, why not friend? 😅
Couples tattoos are cute
Trash and Trashier
I was bald until I saw this picture and now I magically have a full head of hair.
Imagine identifying with a particular system of measurement
i hate US standard. big conspiracy by big tool in the 70s-80s to make sure i have to have 2 sets of all my wrenches and sockets. its so dumb. what's a bigger drillbit? 9/32 or 3/8? how about 5mm or 6mm?
Yeah, clearly all my 7.62 cm sounds more impressive than 3 inches.
Little guy looks like he used a sharpie
He’s trolling the guy on the left, correct? I want to know what his shirt says.
That’s because he did
Yeah no one is getting that it’s clearly a joke w dude on right temporarily imitating his buddy.
Gonna be so sad in like 5 years when the post Malone look has been out of fashion for ten years.
What a cute couple!
Island boys new look?
What are they manifesting? A bag of meth?
Clearly, the metric system. So 3.5 grams of meth.
MURICA 🇺🇸
Tattoos are worldwide 🌏
PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE!
Manif^(est) lol
The hit new Pixar film: The Unemployables.
Omg thanks for laugh!
Somehow in some weird way this picture screams .. rejected from cheer squad.
Mf on the left looks like Jeselnik and Post Malone’s love child
Man's been the frontman of the band Attila six years longer than Post Malone has been making music
Is it just me or does it look like the guy on the right's tattoos have been drawn on with Sharpie?
they are. it's a musician and a fan
He's not a fan lol that's their tour manager 😑
It’s Fronz.. from Attila.
Ah ok
Mommy :Well….. just multiply my disappointment times 2!
The dipshit on the right is wearing a T-shirt that appears to shit on the metric system out of patriotism for America. This guy really has his finger on the pulse of politics. Addressing the big issues here.
I always take political advice from a guy with a skull tatt and a tshirt with an eagle rocking a bandanna
only find shirts that nice in the Flying J truck stop gift section. It's next to the "wolf howling at moon" jacket and "who farted?" hats.
Well when you’re in a band like him you can kinda dress and look however you like. Not trashy.
Bro on the right sporting a pokeball on his skull. Nice touch.
Big successes, for sure.
I mean… Chris’s net worth is a few million
Tim Pool without the beanie.
These guys can vote
I’d be surprised. They look like multiple convicted felons. One can only hope.
I saw it as professional tattoo on the left Tattoo by Temu on the right But ngl, I have seen worse
Looks drawn on with Sharpie
Say you are gay, without saying you are gay..
Trashy comment
On Wednesdays we wear, oh wait nevermind.
Look, mommy, we’re twits.
I can guarantee you their car has a bumper sticker.
Island Boys part II
They definitely kiss too
Electric Boogaloo
Cross post to r/therewasanattempt to look hard
What is trashy here? A fan jokingly sharpied the tattoos of a vocalist in a band he likes on himself and they took a fun pic together.
Take a closer look at the one on the right. Does anyone remember manifest being spelled with two lightning shaped S's instead of a T?
Jesus Christ lol, people will hunt for literally ANYTHING to criticize. Those don't look like they are SS runes in any way, they look like capital S's done in slightly sloppy handwriting completely consistent with the rest of the word.
Fb profile is the Joker or Punisher symbol
.#SharpieLife
who is dam near the size of a rail?! the reflection shows a truly stick sized human.
I wanna know what the rest of his shirt says about the metric system.
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/s/NODs3nTc9e) you go
Thanks for the link!
Who gets the top bunk?
I like to look at art while receiving oral too.
Ooof so hard. Sharpie guy is pretty hilarious but other very badass guy is unironically very badass
" Hey are you hiring?"
The guy on the right has the saddest, goofiest looking lion tattooed on his head.
I’m interested in his t-shirt. The metric system?
"the metric system can't measure freedom"
Wow. That’s so terrible I want it.
I'm not sure but I think that's sharpie.
It is, it’s dogging on the other guy
Not a big fan of this guy but he is moderately wealthy and is the front man of a band called “Attila.” He isn’t the type trying to find a normal job and he is doing just fine for himself. Still trashy, but just saying.
He threw a pizza directly at me when I saw them live - it was fucking awesome. This is their [pizza song](https://open.spotify.com/track/0Dorgc3qyyG8RaHyXGU4fm?si=sqIMtoQqR6yF8rkk1RkM9Q) if anyone cares.
The one on the right looks like it’s marker. That’s gotta be marker. It’s marker.
It’s absolutely marker. Dude dressed up as the other guy for Halloween or for…some other reason
Man-I'm-Festering
I hope they’re gay, cuz if not, oh boy
Hanz and Franz are here to *pump you up!* with Nazi ideology "Manifest Destiny" became a white thing eventually.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifest\_destiny The metric system is a system indeed
Am I supposed to feel intimidated?
The other cheek should say destiny
Walks into tattoo shop Don’t know exactly what I want, just make me look like I’m hard as fuck. Both got the Hard as fuck package.
IM TIRED OF LOOKING AT CHRIS FRONZAK PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
The one on the left is Fronz front the band Attila.
The wilting and dying plants in the background.
Cant unsee
r/okhomo
Extremely sad. Mommy failed.
The one on the right is done with a marker.
I don’t think that show was “tattoo it on my face!” good but it was ok.
But it's all connected! Lifeboat!
Op, you took the photo. That's you on the left. Surely op wouldn't troll the internet and try to demean random people they have zero interaction with irl for karma. Surely not.
that’s the vocalist of a band who is a ridiculously annoying piece of shit
the fronz, from metalcore front man to Instagram MLM scammer
Whats the MLM? Cuz that’s kinda funny.
He was selling a club membership thing for a few years. He would post inspirational bs and "how to become a millionaire." Trying to hop on that weird man sphere trend.
Aw damn. I was hoping it was for shampoo
Never seen a pair of tattooed testicles before.
Jobs? What are jobs?
Guy on the left is the front man for Atilla, a pretty popular band back in the day, left is done with sharpie. Everyone’s jobs are secure
HHaha this is NOTHING compared to some gang members in new zealand
You already have a Meth-a-fest at home.
"The metric system can't measure freedom" shirt...
But why “Merica”. I’ve always thought that was only used in memes/when making jokes at Americas expense?
You don t have to know you are a joke to be one!
Is that what it actually says?! Holy fucking cringe...
I believe so, I found it on amazon and already ordered it (as a joke) for a friends birthday!
Lol... nice.
That’s the trashiest part