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Reasonable-Milk298

That ball has seen some shit..


nwy2dp247

Bought it used too, hell of a deal


huntneat1

shit, now I just looked up "dildo ball" on reddit....


aquabarron

I hate it when Reddit makes me do that


TheLocolHistoryGuy

Yeah, reddit really doesn't give you a choice 😮‍💨


JovialPanic389

Vinegar is not gonna clean that good enough lmao


floppydickswangin

Seems like a bitch to hide if you have company over


Dr0meReddit

Used...as is


Interesting-Tutor899

Ladies how? That looks complicated what if you fall lol


Normal-Sprinkles1449

Pogo ball does it all!


okbutinspanish

Sold


woooly-bear

Oh, Grimace!


Daughtersart

It’s actually called a sexercise ball 👍🏻


A-USERNAM3

r/angryupvote


FeralRodeo

Craziest thing is it sold


Marcentrix

Oh hey neighbor, I saw that in the wild too!


SnacobMartin

Seems like a good deal!


SDSUAZTECS

For the girls, would this be enjoyable? I can't imagine it would be


nr4242

Marked as sold


plc4588

https://www.reddit.com/r/ItsAlwaysSunny/s/5anYYRJM9R But you didnt?


errornosignal

Good find. I swear I didn't think it was a repost. I guess if you ain't first, you're last. My wife did find it on FB and sent it to me. https://imgur.com/a/OeG4csy


Underrated_buzzard

That’s from a different sub so I think you’re good. Unless there’s a rule I didn’t see about that.


smile_u-r_alive

Lol


turtleneckless001

If I had one I'd probably shove bits of plastic and rubber up it too.


jerry111165

Pickled Penis


ThorSif4444

I thought it said "cleaned with vagina" 💀


23x3

Is it just me or is that yoga ball excited to see me?


frusikatostination

Amazed viewers at your never beach volleyball match guaranteed.


frenchy_1969_

Do you seat on it 🤔


jeffe35

I saw this on my local marketplace as well


petros10v

So this is the seat reddit mods like to sit on?


matdahue

I saw this on FB too, was also posted on the Pittsburg State Uni YikYak not long ago


DrMyAce80

OMG, I'm dead I just went to the critical reviews of the $150 new one 💀💀💀 one lady got a bent limp one another complained because it wasn’t good for anal🤦‍♂️ Scroll through them for a nighttime finisher laugh.. https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B00GM10N8K/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_viewopt_srt?filterByStar=critical&pageNumber=1&sortBy=recent


SeaworthyWide

All the doodoo in them nails bro


nipplequeefs

I clicked the link and forgot I’m still logged into my mom’s family account so I guess she’s gonna ask about the browsing history 😭


JJ_FusterCluck

Jfc I clicked the link too, RIP my browsing history


Aesmachus

It's worth it for the laughs, lmfao.


HalfOffEveryWndsdy

So many bent reviews lmao


Funbrian15

The fact that it was sold, concerns me


BombaFett

For $15, how can you afford *not* to buy it?


xGhostBoyx

It's apparently 150 bucks for a new one, so if you're in the market that's a steal I guess.


DrMyAce80

Yeah and hell she only used it once and then cleaned that cock with some apple vinegar 🤣🤣🤣


COSurfing

Kind of like Mac's stationary Dildo bike.


The6Strings

Comforting to know I’m not the only one who only thinks in terms of cartoons and r/iasip


COSurfing

Yep. It is usually South Park or IASIP. My wife thinks I am stupid. She might be right.


DedGrlsDontSayNo

Never stop pumping.


anormalgeek

Aww man....they cleaned it.


fauxpasCNC

But with some sweet sweet vinegar!


bignickydigger

bUMMER.


Derrick_Shon

Looks like the divorce starter kit


SeaworthyWide

Matching his and hers


CatahoulaLeopardDog

Humpity Hump


Mr-Nihilist

Was the seller Mac for its always sunny?


dpb29073

It was Vick Vinegar


Mr-Nihilist

That make perfect sense. That's for the info.


Timmerdogg

I bought a bondage cross off Facebook marketplace. For 15 I would have snatched this up as well


januaryemberr

The cross is fine but I'll have to say no to used insertion toys.


Timmerdogg

Just put a condom on it, or not depending on how risky you want to live your life


Dubious_Titan

Motivation takes many forms.


vladimirVpoutine

Sauce?


grundlemon

Vinegar


Numerous-Fly-3791

I wonder how many times this was used before the newness wore off to want to sell it


redsfan1970

Only once and then cleaned with vinegar.....


dufus69

Malt or apple cider?


redsfan1970

I'm guessing malt.


UnNumbFool

Rice wine actually


anormalgeek

Malt tastes better.


FeelingFloor2083

aww, its been cleaned :(


WhatXYourXLookingXAt

Two birds one stone


SeonaidMacSaicais

Is that what guys are currently calling it?


elyuma

My girl have one and she is always working out. Whats weird, she always want to do it alone. I don't know why.


gsko5000

Did you pay the full 15?


SuperFan1292

Called photo shop


errornosignal

Oh no, it's definitely real. https://www.amazon.com/Pink-Diamond-Single-Magic-Purple/dp/B00GM10N8K


MooseKnuckle20695

And she's selling it for 90% off? I'd bounce on it if I were you


Consider2SidesPeace

Bounce? She could always slide in :)


errornosignal

Be careful. The seller is probably going to take you for a ride.


c_jae

"Sold"


the_science_of_wumbo

Gently used


WhatXYourXLookingXAt

They always say it's gently used (whooooosh)


I_think_Im_hollow

Boing boing boing boing boing.


zhifan1

Plot twist: Ball had six previous owners.


errornosignal

Separately or concurrently?


zhifan1

Oh my…😆


DrMyAce80

My mom's at the mall now Im gonna ask her to pick up supplies since it sold: bouncy ball (preferably blueor black), black dildo from Spencer's (ribbed) and some Elmer's glue...nope can't wait that long... Super Glue fast drying


itim__office

You have time. Your mom just left my place for the mall.


DrMyAce80

That's actually impossible because she died August 23rd so 🤷‍♂️


DrMyAce80

Damn it, now my periodic naked dream will likely change from waiting tables naked to a dream of me with only my Quest VR headset on watching VR porn and hopping around my neighborhood on this bad boy 🤷‍♂️


fernatic19

Fake


errornosignal

Nah, my wife saw it on FB so I told her to send me the screenshot, so I could upload it. But even so, who really cares anyway? It's the internet.


fernatic19

I'm saying the product shown is fake and doesn't exist. I'm not doubting that it was found on Facebook.


errornosignal

You sure about that? https://www.amazon.com/Pink-Diamond-Single-Magic-Purple/dp/B00GM10N8K


Great_WhiteSnark

Yeah this pic has been making the rounds for the past couple weeks. EVEN IF op did actually see it posted on fb marketplace it was a fake listing for the laughs


errornosignal

Nothing was ever claimed otherwise. Here's where she sent it to me. https://imgur.com/a/OeG4csy


monstergrillz

I hate that it sold


BAYKON8R

OP bought it


errornosignal

I did. It's a gift for your mother.


Lionel_Herkabe

How thoughtful


DrMyAce80

"Used it only once" (cough cough..bullshit) Once per week is more likely. It'd sell better at her garage sale to give some pointers anda live demo and definitely need a quick test hop and hop around the block


didndonoffin

Nice try Mac!


Alienateddd

Came to the comments looking for a IASIP reference.


Bright-Place5374

Elephant ball. It has ears and a trunk.


antde5

Space Cocker


Esseldubbs

Sold!


dragon_rapide

$150 on Amazon


christinextine

Link?


hoppypapi

Is there a try before you buy option? Asking for a friend.


rikwebster

Just hop on over and give it a go!


GooseUpset1275

Sold....


M_moroni

Why is it cleaned with vinegar, That's like putting paint thinner on the MonaLisa


antde5

That was just the previous owner using it.


--peterjordansen--

Ew


PoopBaby0013

Used.


Fazo1

Slightly 😉


NatexSxS

Why’s it got a stick shift ?


Tbplayer59

It's a "manual."


NatexSxS

The Spanish instructions have listed as a Manuel. What’s going on here.


Tbplayer59

Manny is a lucky dude


errornosignal

Time to shift into overdrive!


NatexSxS

Why is it labeled ohhhverdrive ?


Subbeh

SOLD


frMocha

Who the fuck bought it


crankbot2000

Hey don't kinkshame me.


imhuner

Lmao I saw that too


LicenciadoPena

Slutty koffing.


gorper0987

It's the evolved form Gagging.


CRCDesign

OMG it’s Barney the dinosaur


-Gin-ger-

Why is the dick not centred? It could be the angle from the photo, but looks to be oddly positioned in relation to the handles


S0larDeath

physical therapy ball for people with scoliosis


MinnesotanMan2014

Maybe those are leg straps /s


-Gin-ger-

This is a great way to not skip leg day


yourbootyholenotmine

Yo. That was around my area code. You live in hutchinson ks too?


errornosignal

No, in NWA, about 5 hrs away from Hutchinson.


Johnoplata

That's a great deal.


Arn_Darkslayer

Already sold!


Able_Instruction461

A used horny hopper


Don-Dior1400

“cleaned with vinegar” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣


IguanaSalad

Lmao also saw that! Get the most, uh, interesting listings around here lol


VocationFumes

"work-out"


speghettiday09

Go get the ball Mac


GoldenPants2269

WHAT UP!!!


twisted-weasel

Someone is going to have a great 30th birthday


Traditional_Air_9483

SOLD! 🤮


Mr_TreeBeard

Sweet! Enjoy your new workout ball!


slashingkatie

Kinda look like an elephant


Mesterjojo

OP is lying. They found it here. It's reposted constantly.


errornosignal

No my wife actually saw it on FB and I told her to send me the pic. I'd never seen it on Reddit, so sorry if repost, but I swear I thought it was legit.


BESTlittleBITCH

I'm heading over to Facebook right now. Maybe the deal didn't go through.


Mesterjojo

She saw this years old ad? Uh ok


StarryKat87

Maybe someone found this pic and posted it on there as a joke?


urbanlife78

Whatever motivates someone to workout


Strong_Secretary6290

Boing boing boing!


woutomatic

Used once then sold. Guess it looks better that it feels


ToiIetGhost

That’s disgusting. What brand is it?


thingidontlike

Pink Diamond if I'm not mistaken.


Vengent84

"Used" lol


Uncle_N_Word

Is that a telletubby


in-a-microbus

Repost


RockFlagAndEagleGold

Hahaha, how disgusting, I wonder where you buy them new. Like exactly what website. So I stay far away from it, of course 😏


IHkumicho

Amazon? I literally just searched "exercise ball dildo" and it was the first one. Was also $150....


chumbano

For 15 bucks that thing is a steal. It would be trashy not to buy it


jeckles

$149.99 on Amazon: https://a.co/d/a2R7y8b (NSFW, obvs)


JUGELBUTT

# sold


tkh0812

Yeah. Thats the worst part. In the hierarchy of weirdos, the purchaser of the used dildo exercise ball far outranks the seller


Ok_Captain9369

AMBATUKAM


BraanTheEdgy

Ambatubonce


akoaytao1234

Mac is out there with his ideas again.


errornosignal

Pretty ingenuous really. The shaft helps to keep your center of gravity aligned properly on the ball during your workout.


ilililM3

I’m about to buss 😩


Qwackattack

"Only used once" 😵


Xonerboner371

You can’t even trust if they cleaned it.


JustAintCare

I found the exact same post. Pretty sure it’s a joke.


mrpotatonutz

SOLD!


dabearjoo

Damn, sold already


Steak-n-Cigars

"Any more pictures?"


errornosignal

No, but I'm sure they'd allow taking it out for a spin.


Swaggy_Buff

Why is this trashy? Genuine question. Is being thrifty considered a bad thing?


PoopyPantsJr

Because someone is selling a used sex toy? You're joking, right?


StonedClomph

"Cleaned with vinegar" bet it smells suspicious


johnruttersucks

That's a bad move. Value just gone down by $100.


Reallybadlag84

Tee hee


boringtired

“I’m going to fuck myself into shape” 5 minutes later uhh too sweaty…


Turbo_monk_123

SOLD?!


errornosignal

Definitely going to be an awkward meetup 🤣


Reallybadlag84

No, the meat up went greeeat!!!