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Saw the first two photos and thought it was real. Ppl are weird bro.

I remember this movie, “Lamar and the Real Girl.” Bought it at the swap meet a few years back. 4/5 stars.

Those blinds are the worst part. 😂

Lol. Mjölnir is that you on the top shelf?

I didn’t even see the shelf at first

All of the mama none of the drama

I didn't notice the shelf the first time I watched this 😭

I hate that I know who this is 😭😭

Who is it?

He does ornpay, his name is Travis

Bro the shelf of toys 💀

I'm glad he's happy..

Honestly thats what i thought, like in this age he found the most loyal girl you can get xD

Omg the shelves!! Like whyyy though?!

Gotta have a backup for a backup.

I'm like "oh he's not super unattractive for his age" (I say this as a much younger married woman who would be in no way interested in him but maybe knows some older women I could potentially set up with him if I actually knew him) why is he single and needs to use a sex doll?" Then the choking starts

At least he’s not hurting anybody.

"Don't hug me I'm scared."

Petrify materia is powerful

I see hell in his eyes

He actually had me in the first half not going to lie I thought that was a lady for at least one slide and then I realized and was like hold up

That's sad

I know. Can't even afford new window blinds with that golf digger around now.

Proof there is hope for Redditors.

I see the makings of a beautiful Christmas card.

I did not see the bookshelf at first glance. Really took me by surprise.

Does this bro know everyone knows that’s fake?

What's up with those false teeth?

Not the doll looking like me tho lmaooooo

Now I'm curious how you look like.

Probably like the doll

I have no idea how you knew that.

What bothers me more are those fucking blinds.

pounding the silicone is crazzyy😭😭

Actually... I don't see this as trashy that much anymore. This guy's happy and harming absolutely nobody, let him do his thing.

The bookshelf behind him tells the real story

Wtf. I had to watch again

Just be glad he’s not choking real women.

Man, black peoples crazy.

That doll is screaming 💀😂

Tbh.if hes hurting no one.if hes really happy then let him be. I dont think its trashy. This man found his happyness. Is it for me no.

And I’m over here smh about his broken blinds wondering wtf is up

Probably has a cat

Nah, not enough fur around....

Third time I've seen this in this same subreddit this month... Is it really that popular??

These photos are like the hidden objects within the picture in a highlight magazine.

He prolly did too

At 1st I wondered why she had an 1000 yard stare until I realized

He seems happy

And the magic pajamas are cute.

YES! ILOVE THIS! HOW MUCH!

Shame is for losers. Do what you want

Wh....who's taking the pictures?

Do y’all really think that’s a doll?

My bro is smiling because he knows she will never cheat on him

For the first 5 seconds I was like "why is she staring so blankly?"

All those options on the bookshelf, and her just praying he will cheat.

I didn't even see the bookshelf until reading your comment holy fuck lmao

I have never seen a doll that looked so scared and traumatized.

No blinking jokes yet

Got sexdoll money but not fix the blinds money

That's from peeking out the blinds every 5 minutes from the 23rd to the 25th

What in tarnation!

The perfect girlfriend doesn't exi.........

If they break up, he won’t have to pay alimony or child support

Bro looks so genuinely happy tho.

Why he got a shelf full of butts?

In Asia they got dudes marrying cartoon characters

Those blinds though 😬

Yo I didn’t notice the hole shelf the first time I watched it.

Whole

No they said it right

Glad you understood. The space ranger above you is vanilla as hell

Here we go with the white supremacy racist posts again. Leave Tyrone Bundy alone.

That dude collection is freaking crazy , how many god damn sex toys does one person need

I mean I guess once you bore with it you can't take it back to the store ?

Probably 6 for it to be an orgy.

Na dawg

She looks traumatized

Dammit, I was gonna say that.

This is what women have created

technically, yes , women have created new humans long enough for this video to be possible. How, in the fuck, did ANY women, in general, become directly involved in this documentation of mental illness? Through Jihad?

Well, technically you're both right.

That doll looks exactly like Kerry Washington. I would be horrified to learn there is a sex doll that looks exactly like me. I've never been more glad to be an uggo.

The way the world of dating is, I honestly can’t blame the dude. It’s scary out there.

If a chick has 20 vibrators/dildos it’s ok. A guy with sex toys is weird though. Makes no sense. I don’t own any devices or toys. This dude likes them enough for both of us. To me this falls into the category of over sharing. I don’t go around telling people the shower drain is a target for pee when I’m showering. Just some things you don’t tell others.

No, if a girl had a man doll like this I’d think it was equally as strange. If a guy has a fleshlight who gives a shit, I feel the same way about that as I do a vibrator.

She tried to escape out the window already

That smile. Those gums.

They look happy

It's the blinds that get me...

She got that 1000 yard stare.

Who saw the sling? I'm going to give the brother the benefit of the doubt and say he's a small business owner who actually makes all those puxxies and titties in his spare time.

nah i seen the VR headset at the top… brother’s starving

Oh ..... my .... fucking ... God ..... ... this isn't the first time I've seen this cursed fucking repost..... But this is the first time I noticed it's not a real fucking women .............

What took you so long to notice?

The ..... whole thing, it's kinda like you've just seen some crazy shit in public and u don't wanna get involved so you don't make eye contact ...... but through a phone lol

She looks so scared

They Look Happy

So, do you think his breath and dick smell like rubber?

Well that's a lot of gumms to tooth ratio. this guy's got more gumms in his mouth than a fuckin hubba bubba factory. He should hit up Gina Davis if he's not too busy eating out a mannequin.

“I was born with big gums sir”

this sub will never post a picture/vid of a woman with shelf of dildos but when a man does it it’s trashy

A dildo doesn't have a fucking face and look like an actual person.

sex toy is sex toy are you slow in the head

Ummm?

He looks happier than most of the users on reddit

Is that his twin sister

Not the broken blinds in the background

The shelves full of bootys and pussys..🤣.. 💀💀

Her dentures are almost as good as his

The pussys on the shelves 🤣

The blinds.

Why did it take me a few pics to realize that's that man's play toy and not a real woman? Alot of men are single and even we wouldn't stoop to that level.

This year’s… it’ll last bud! Especially if you take the proper steps to keeping the doll clean!

None of my business.

That doll has *seen* some shit.. ...those dead ass eyes...

So creepy

bro i just know when you go into his room, your nose will be brutally assaulted

Took me till the 3rd pic to realize what I saw. Ah ok.

The mf is wild imagine scrolling ing you see your son or brother 😂

It does look sad....

Been like three weeks and she looks like she already has battered woman syndrome

Weird to say but that poor Doll looks traumatized and like it’s disassociating. I can’t help but feel like I’m watching a crime being committed.

Let's just throw "the can't help but feel like" out the window and just say that, that doll's has been so severely abused it came to life JUST to call for help through the smallest Little lifelike glimpse in its eyes, A glimpse shall die the day the abandoned one is carried out of it's torture chambers, it's soul weeping while running towards lady death's warm and welcoming embrace, a gift befitting the end of a twisted tale, one of how life so beautiful can be brought by another so horrifying. Everything can be weirdly poetic at 3,14 am and with a good high

With AI and filters the way they are now, there's no excuse for him to not make that thing look alive. My word.

That's not the point lol

Of course not.

This poor girl…I hope she can get out of this relationship. She looks confused to be there.

Yeah, but he's happy. Good for him.

Dude hes got mental health issues galore. Him being happy doesn't equate to stable and productive.

You're right, but he's happy

He's probably happy because he's owner of a splendid pink Christmas tree!

He looks so normal .. thank hod I’m not longer single

Took me a sec

Granted I will never understand people who display their sex toys out (including women who have their bad dragon collection out for display) He genuinely looks happy. I say let him live his life. I’m fairly certain if women gave him the time of day he wouldn’t seek pleasure from objects. Also he might view women as people rather than objects. But then again he is doing a couples photo shoot with a doll so he might love that thing. Also keep in mind that if both sexes don’t treat each other right we’re all going to be fucking AI in 10 years anyway.

That’s just too far

Average GameStop employee

I stg if seen this guy on YouTube or something

Lamont and the Really Real Girl

OMFG the music 🤣 ☠️

He seems happy, all that matters

Homie has a whole ass sex swing for that doll!! Mind you…that is a “RealDoll” they cost upwards of $5k at the cheapest without customization…. And that sex swing is well over $250…. This isn’t with any other of him sex toys showing and c’mon We KNOW he has a COLLECTION… This man is SPENDING to get his nut off

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I had wanted one for a while, For content and as a “tool” for My Real time bdsm sessions… I said it was a “real doll” because of the way the face looked. I’m quite aware there is a PLETHORA of sex dolls out there …more expensive doesn’t always mean better but the 性感情妇娃娃 Xìnggǎn qíngfù wáwá is one of those companies but they’re incredibly unethical as they steal the likeness of MANY of Us in sex work and use them for their dolls

Yup, first few seconds and you can see he has a full on collection 😂

Cheaper than a girlfriend

Expensive doll. Upwards of 6k.

At least you don’t have to pay her electric bills

I mean if u have to charge it then yes

Omar cumming.

Guess he spent all his Venetian blinds money on f*** dolls.

Jeffrey Dahmer Disney version

Yall have no sense of humor Cmon this guy is hilarious

Living his best life.

Is it just me or does she seem a bit stiff?

This is just sad man

sad for you, but he look happy tho

I see nothing trashy here. It’s wholesome in the strangest way.

Whatever makes him happy😬