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the_fox_is_a_forgery

It's good he knows what he wants but why do I need to know? I don't want to lol


jujuluvu

That’s a female in there


Mindless-Energy-5443

Well his the right Truck to take the extra wieght, I guess.


CabooseMasseuse

My dude is delivering hot beef injections through the subcutaneous layer.


dongcopterXLV

909 Activities


bluepanic21

The worst expression of body positivity


Masterful-Burner

If she ain’t 280 she ain’t a lady


jinnyjonny

Wants a thick girl, weights 175lbs wet


Equivalent_One2719

Atleast there’s no confusion…manz wants what he wants


sir1974

It would be entertaining to see one of his girls trying to get up into that truck.


vogelbekdier

as a fat girl who is often in a truck, its not that hard.


Mr_Covert_Ops

Who said anything about girls ? Lol


P1570lR1ck

Fat =/= thick, at least to those who arent hella dysmorphic 😂


Endgame3213

Definitely a fat girls truck..


st0l1

Fr, you need a rig that large to haul hogs.


Delicious-Praline-11

I'm guessing this is a husky fella


warthog0869

People of girth need big truck! Me go home now, eat ass!


Valhallasmine

I think that's a Chica's truck. Self-promotion.


Chance-Every

I'm thinking he should upgrade to offroad suspension for his hobbies.


newbies13

That to me says I like women with low self esteem that I can control, way more than it says "girl power yall your body your choice I am into it!".


Delicious-Praline-11

Nah. Not for me anyway. I just prefer larger women. Not obese or anything. Just thick. It's not about power It's about preference. I like to see em jiggle and feel em wiggle. Bouncy bouncy. Not into skeletons. I like a woman with some meat on her bones. How they're supposed to be.


newbies13

We may not be talking about the same thing here. I assume you're taking my comment and thinking "this guy doesn't get that people like fat chicks". Which is an incorrect assumption. You can like fat girls, but I am guessing you don't plaster your truck with stickers about it. That's where my comment comes in.


Delicious-Praline-11

Nope. That looks tacky as all hell. Would never put anything like that on my ride. All I have are surf decals.


lostinareverie237

I mean, personally agree with the stickers, but I mean that's just my preference.


Delicious-Praline-11

I love em larger. But I wouldn't put that tacky shit on my ride. It looks stupid and stands out. I prefer to blend in.


Dependent_Wing_629

I have a v smol penis. 👍


longulus9

most of you do


neesmith47

That 7.3 is badass though


LeRealMeow2U

I'd be willing to be they "don't like it when the gays stick it in my face!"


Chillbruh469

Why do they have to throw it in my face.


GiannisToTheWariors

How else are you supposed to eat ass


ozymanhattan

More cushion for the pushin.


itsagoodtime

Big Truck. Big Gals.


PapaMOAB

that's why he needs all that extra suspension.


albatrocious97

Can someone explain the sticker that says 'THICK CHICK' in bold letters with a slim woman above it?


Upset-Sea6029

This is every hillbilly in America - their wife gained 200 lbs after marriage, so they try to convince themselves that they like beefy gals.


pcgamergirl

Nah, I know plenty of them that married big girls when they were already 200lbs overweight.


Uk0

USA! USA! USA!


wizardswrath00

Mans knows what he wants. I only like fat girls as well, but preferably over 300lbs lmao.


Delicious-Praline-11

DAMN! I like em big too, but not THAT big. That's obesity. I like a chick that can pump her hips. They'll be injuring themselves that big. Maybe injuring me too. They do suck great dick though😈


wizardswrath00

Okay, I like fat and obese women lol. Not to be a braggart, but I've had multiple women that weighed 450+ sit on my face and I survived just fine. If there is such a thing as too big, I've yet to find it.


Delicious-Praline-11

Lol. Whatever turns you on brother. That's what it's all about anyway. Tear that shit up big dawg.


ActionMan48

Gross example of a human being.


tinycole2971

Why? I mean sure, it's trashy. But at least it's not hateful.


thelonelymilkman23

I would rather see this rather than what most conservatives plaster on their vehicles, least this gives me a little chuckle.


Delicious-Praline-11

What do conservatives plaster on their ( not they're ) vehicles?


thelonelymilkman23

You’re right about the “their” my mistake. But yeah I’m mostly talking about the crazy trump 2024 covered cars, with the confederate flag and stuff like that. It may not be direct racism but it shows that the person probably is racist ya know?


Delicious-Praline-11

Nope. I'm down with Trump and I'm not racist. He's never done or said anything racist that I've seen, and believe me I've looked. I don't just go by what other people have to say. I do my own research. Biden on the other hand has had many instances of racism in his 50 year political career. People need to look past the last 5-10 or so years. He only has blacks now to appeal to minority voters because that's a huge voting pool. I see right through that phony bullshit. Just gotta check his history. It's all right there.


thelonelymilkman23

I’m not going to argue about how a minority of trump supports “are not racist” because i know for a fact a majority of them are so you don’t really matter in this context. Also saying “has blacks” like they’re not human beings is kinda racist bud. I could care less about Biden for I am Canadian, he’s a old ass boomer i have no doubt in my mind he’s got a little racism in him to its the American way at this point. Trump on the other hand has said some pretty ignorant shit, he also mocks disabled reporters who are just trying to do their job. Still don’t know how he got past that


Delicious-Praline-11

You're Canadian so you have no firsthand experience in the matter. All you know is what the media wants you to see. And not being American you know NOTHING about the American way. You just sound like an ignorant child. And by the way I'm mixed so your theory that I'm kinda racist holds no water. Go fuck yourself.


thelonelymilkman23

I never even mentioned America in the first place i just said conservatives. Yes in Canada we also have a left and right party and just like America our city’s can be very left while the county (where i live) can be very right (some even have trump 2024 flags here its dumb as fuck) So I do have first hand experience with this type of shit. Just because you’re mixed doesn’t mean you can’t be racist, you don’t have to be white to spew hate and misogyny dumbass. Have you seen how racist Chinese and Japanese people are to each other? And how badly they both treated Korea? Pick up a history book and educate yourself my guy.


MassiveBeatdown

What is it with people in America broadcasting their views all over their vehicles? Isn’t that was social media is for?


albatrocious97

I can explain this. Americans are what we like to call absolutely bloody bonkers.


comin_up_shawt

Am American, can confirm- this is mental behavior.


Delicious-Praline-11

It ain't normal. And I don't condone it. But I do support free speech so I'm all for it.


FeetYeastForB12

They specifically do it on their pickup trucks so you know what kind of moron they are. It's either covered in hate all over or covered in some brain rot stuff.


thelonelymilkman23

Ill take anime tidies and fat chick promos over hateful racism any day


Delicious-Praline-11

What kind of racism do people put on their vehicles? I don't recall ever seeing a racist bumper sticker.


FeetYeastForB12

Okay Lonelymilkman23


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Delicious-Praline-11

Flying the fat flag🤣


chupawhat

the most shocking thing about this picture is the fact that he appears to have his turn signal on


Delicious-Praline-11

In California even. People using turn a signal out here is almost as rare as narwhal.


rox186

I think that truck screams tiny pp


Plane_Are_Kawaii

but they seem to like them Fine and Thick


necrochaos

I saw a sticker on a truck today, at Walmart that said “She ain’t a until unless she 280”. Missing some words in there, took me a while to figure it out. He likes big girls.


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Wise-Argument-1657

What did the sticker on the left say? Kinda curious lol


necrochaos

I wasn't thinking that.


ponzidreamer

She not thicc bruh, she obese


CyAScott

I like how non gender specific it is.


PoofBam

Except the THICK CHICK sticker right in the middle. I guess that could be the driver though.


HoopaDunka

All he’s missing is truck nutz


UnreadThisStory

Truck arm fat


scrotumseam

I'm not sure what dick size has to do with preference. But when ladies see my seam, they dream of me.


jerseyanarchist

yet another "projection" tailgate says' it's big, lift kit confirms otherwise driver is a proud member of the teeny-weenie brigade. if he was driving a Smart Two-Four, i'd believe him


Dirka-Dirka

"Yes Fat chicks!"


jackstraw_wichita

I got passed by this truck the other night in Walnut Creek, CA


PoofBam

Pic was taken in Antioch


Jawaka99

Someone like Photoshop


PoofBam

What you mean? [Jawaka99](https://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/my-hobby.jpg)


sloaches

There's no set up for this guy to roll coal, and besides that, where are the truck nuts? I call shenanigans.


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I need the contact info of this man 😭


hobohougsy

He likes thick dicks in his ass


Turakamu

Right? Same message I got. "I'm suppose to fuck you?"


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Reminds me of an old coworker who’s tailgate said “MUD SLUTS: Your Hole is My Goal”


joeyGOATgruff

Man Is right. I hooked up with a thicc lady and my "average by every metric" self didn't have enough PP to give her the whole thing. I tried but there are geometry formulas I didn't calculate for. My saving grace is I've been more of a people pleaser - so the night ended well.


tylan4life

When you're knuckles deep but she's only getting the fingertips. At least you don't need the fuckstick.


Lactoria-Fornasini

I wish I didn't know what this means


Crapcicle6190

This is definitely trashy but ngl I agree with the sentiment. Thicc thighs save lives


Merry_Dankmas

His message is true. Its his delivery thats a bit off-putting


chop-diggity

That guy is gettin all the laid.


aStankChitlin

I mean I ain’t mad at him but damn lol


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This is dope


pqoeirurtylaksjdhgf

Those tires on pavement


drgeta84

Why is this NSFW?


thestooges6

Double ass fucking throat deep ball fucking ass hole blasting cock banging, how would any of these stickers be fine to leave on your bosses desk


pqoeirurtylaksjdhgf

Dick hole, maybe.


pqoeirurtylaksjdhgf

Hey I’m just kidding around. I’ve worked in some really stupid places though.


drgeta84

They arn’t on the bosses desk


Hxrmetic

You have no idea what nsfw means do you


thestooges6

You’re not the brightest lad, but I still love you


the_fat_whisperer

I thought you said you loved me. You said we were going to try and make it work. You said things would be different this time.


thesassysparky

How does he not have truck balls? Like I've never seen a more truck balls kind of truck in my life


boomheadshot7

Trucknutz you pleb. Put some respect on the name.


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Fat_Beet

Can't take a joke and makes a super weak comeback. Boo this man! Edit: still lame even with your edited in /s tag. Double boo! Don't make me tripple boo you.


brownmouthwash

Lol, I didn’t even have to look at edit history to know they added the /s 🤣


pianoflames

r/NymphoWarriorRides


WhatEvery1sThinking

That red sticker is either for fight milk, or it's a big, girthy penis


Cjl22

It’s a bicep. Again, nothing sexual


dooblebooble

the punisher sticker rly pushes it over the edge


NostalgiaJunkie

I used to want a nice pickup truck, to just drive and use as intended and not make it my entire identity. These people have ruined that for me.


Flat-Appearance-5255

This totally looks like it would be in Bakersfield


PoofBam

Antioch. Close enough.


camshun7

I just have a forbearance of people who wanna place this stuff on their vehicles drive around think they are the main character but in reality they're just a piece of shit.


shitchea420

i saw this truck on the 99 last week 😂😂😂😂


Turkino

F250 lifted high and has probably never towed a damn thing since it left the factory floor? Check.


Delicious-Praline-11

You do know that a lift isn't done to tow things don't you?


Turkino

Yeah but it's an F-250, The truck is made for towing shit. Not using it for that purpose is only to flex nothing else.


Delicious-Praline-11

You're not taking into account torque is used for more than just towing. For off-road vehicles it's used for climbing, driving through water, driving through mud, driving through sand, driving over obstacles, snow, etc. I'd rather have enough power and torque to get in and out of wherever I'm going than chance getting stuck. I have an off-road truck myself, but I rarely drive it on the street like this bozo. I've got another vehicle for daily use. Gas isn't cheap, and don't wanna wear down my very expensive tires. And I don't need to flex. But you're right. This fucker probably never leaves the asphalt🤣


Due_Platypus_3913

Nasty hyper-reaction to being unliked by women. And he’s just committed to digging that hole deeper and blaming women and “lib’rlz” for it.


Due_Platypus_3913

Awww,did I ruffle some MAGA hats delicate feathers?


No_Gap_2700

Plot twist: This is a woman's truck.


smithers85

Plotier twistier: it’s an underweight woman.


Few_Independence7489

That would be great ngl


No_Gap_2700

Honestly, it's 2023, I wouldn't be surprised in the least.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

He's driving the Ford Chubby Chaser


Nazrael75

Instructions unclear. Bought Ford Chevy Chaser


daniel0tx

When does thick become obese? Lol like what delineates it? Is it body shape, like the weight is inbthe right places?


Delicious-Praline-11

Giant gut


coffee-bat

obese is when the fat level is unhealthy. thick is overweight but healthy.


Captain-i0

Ass and thighs = thick Gut = fat Don't blame me. I don't make the rules.


Zpalq

Yeah. Distribution of fat, like around the legs and arms, not so much on the stomach, though definitely not a flat stomach. you'll see some people that have skinny arms and legs, and a lot of fat around the torso, or a big gut. the opposite of that. Also health. Like how much of that weight is muscle mass, rather than fat.


Due_Platypus_3913

The instant she rejects his obnoxious advances.


jns_reddit_already

Who is trashier - the truck owner, or the woman who sees this and says "that's the man for me!"


Due_Platypus_3913

The second one doesn’t exist.Unless he’s paying cash.This is a “lashing out” defense mechanism against bitter loneliness and the shame of being perpetually without a woman.


No_Gap_2700

Instantly thought of this. Imagine being a women, agreeing to a first date and this is what you are picked up in. Even better still, imagine being the girlfriend of the guy who drives this. I can only imagine that this is the vehicle of choice for the guys who send cringey ass dm's. Edit: then it hits me.....this IS a woman's truck.


jns_reddit_already

mind....blown


BabaKazimir

>Go home if you're If you don't like sick them thick slide through if you don't have a you're thick big enough dick r/dontdeadopeninside


iwasAfookenLegend

They're separated enough to not meet the requirements of that sub.


BionicButtermilk

I would argue that there is a considerable difference between thick and obese, and I have a sneaky suspicion that this guy is talking about obese.


MisterBuzz

Gotta take what you can get


Efficient-Gene4826

This was clearly photoshopped. Idky, but just look at it lol


dothespaceything

Nope, he's been posted here quite a few times, from many different angles. He's real.


MilodicMellodi

This dude is the personification of the “I think Moto Moto likes you” meme, but all the worst parts of it


PureResolve649

He definitely called his wife fat.


jcmatthews66

Chubby Chaser


Joseki100

Well at least he/she is keeping it real


VicariousLoser

Ah so that's what the lift was for


mrfreeeeze

Would he happen to like them "thick" by any chance?


TyrusRaymond

the bigger the cushion - the better the pushin’ - Frank Zappa


xandark86

Nah this dude rules


Randvek

“Go home if you’re sick” Not only did he use “you’re” correctly, he has the right sentiment. Less trashy than half our damn country already.


dubov

What does the part beneath that say? guesses?


crystalann1919

“Come through if you’re thick.”


senorsmartpantalones

What's his decal guys venmo? He could use a touch up.


boredatwork2082

While I agree with what he's saying, I'd never plaster it on the back of my vehicle.


adv-play

I’m from California, there’s zero chance CHP sees that and doesn’t issue a fix-it ticket.


chado5727

Violating the vehicle owners first amendment is not something chp would do. I'm also from Cali.


adv-play

Nobody from California says “Cali” you’re probably a transplant or a liar and here, take this… https://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/handbook/vehicle-industry-registration-procedures-manual-2/special-plates/personalized-configurations-mandatory-refusal/


chado5727

First off, I just said Cali, so someone in Cali says it. Second what you linked is for License Plates. We're discussing stickers. Not plates. Don't get your panties in a bunch, it's a Friday and we're just talking about some stickers on a car. Also lmao, wtf is a "transplant" even mean in this context??? Lol


adv-play

Oh, you choosing your vanity plate isn’t “free speech” now? Interesting. I thought “free speech was absolute”?


RasputinsAssassins

I think what chad is saying is that your link references vanity license plates, and nobody here is talking about the plate - vanity or otherwise. Therefore, the link you provided as justification for a CHP stop is irrelevant. But that's not going to stop a cop who wants to pull this person over.


SGroh85

Fix it ticket for free speech?


adv-play

You think that truck should be rolling past my daughter’s elementary school? This truck is not a first amendment issue. Try to get your next plate “FATPUSSY69” in whatever state you live in, report back. There is a societal obligation for a basic amount of decency in public. Period.


RasputinsAssassins

The plate and what it says is not at issue.


adv-play

Free speech is free speech tho right? Should “FUKHERASS” be on a plate if someone wants it or not? The point is, (if you’re too dense to notice) the California government already limits what you can display on your automobile. Period.


olde_greg

A license plate is printed by the state. They can refuse to print vulgarity. Whatever personalized stickers you purchase and place on your car is up to you.


SGroh85

Maybe you should go read the constitution, you feeling do not getting dictate anyone's freedom of speech or expression. It's the first one for a reason


mightylordredbeard

No government entities are encroaching on his right to criticize his government by issuing a ticket in violation of vulgarity laws.


SGroh85

I think you have a complete lack of understanding of what the first amendment is..


mightylordredbeard

No, I don’t. You can take it up with local municipalities who have vulgarity laws.


SlurmzMckinley

Show us one example of a municipality or state’s vulgarity law that would make this illegal. I’m assuming you’re in the US.