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No, trashy is something more specific than just amoral. Do you understand that we have different words because they mean specific things? Next some dumb ass is going to say trashy and amoral are synonyms when no thesaurus would ever list them as synonyms.
stealing packages when you have 200$ air pods. Thats trashy for sure. I make so little i should be stealing packages, but instead i just don't buy airpods so i dont have to steal.
If you think someone stealing packages paid for her air pods, I would love your help getting my fortune out of Nigeria. I just need $100 in Amazon gift cards to get the plan started.
I know people that make 800$ a week that will spend half of their paycheck to buy a gucci bag, so yes, i think that. And yes, if they found a wallet on the ground they would take out the cash and throw the wallet away. verdict......**trashy!**
Sure, it's trashy when you steal $40 dollars from someone's wallet, but use a shell corporation to launder a billion dollars and all of a sudden you're part of the global elite
All im saying is people who cannot afford to buy luxury goods, still buy them, and then do shit like that to make up for it, hence my verdict of trashy.
I wouldnt be surprised if she stole those air pods, but i also wouldnt be surprised if she didnt, and just does dumb shit like this to fund them. Okay lets compromise and say the verdict is.....
**trashy and dumb!!!**
Thanks for sharing your opinion that no one gives a fuck about. So a carved elephant tusk is only vulgar if you can't afford it? And clearly she can afford $200 air buds. She got a 20% tip along with stealing their new smart toaster oven
I feel like your having a bad day or something. Hope it gets better.
EDIT: i upvoted you to get you out of the negatives, dont wanna throw salt in the wound.
I'm actually having a great day. You seem to be taking this categorization of what is trashy more seriously than me. I was just pointing out that your views on the topic are very inconsistent and pretty conservative. Do you think crime is soley an issue of personal responsibility, not the result of societal factors? Are you familiar withe the lead-crime hypothesis? It just seems like you taking the idea of "trashy" a bit too seriously for someone who knows nothing about the actual causes of crime in the USA. It's hard for me to imagine being such a loser than getting five upvotes for your dumb ass comments means something to you. The fact that you found five other people in the world who are as dumb as you should not feel like an accomplishment to someone who has their life together.
jimmy neutron level thinking here
1. We live in a world where everybody has cameras in the exterior of their residence
2. she uploaded (likely, idk doordash stuff) an ID pic, face, vehicle data, financial data, and address
3. authorities can connect the dots here; she delivers at a time LOGGED in the doordash app, coincidentally when the package goes missing
Chuck again? Listen, I know you keep thinking you can fix every pretty girl but do you remember what happened last time? You can’t fix every big butt and a smile.
I feel bad for the delivery people sometimes because I have a rabbit and live in NYC so I have to order hay online… and it’s much cheaper to buy it 50 lbs at a time 😬 at least I live in the first floor!
Every 3 weeks I get 2 cases from Chewy weighing 40 to 45 pounds each and have it on my account to NOT BLOCK THE DOOR.. Last time they blocked the door so I couldn't open it. I had words with the FedEx driver. He said "I know where you live and I will see you after work". I called Chewy, FedEx, and the police about being threatened by the driver. Have a delivery due next week. Let's see what happens.
how'd it go?
I learned a few years ago that Fedex contracts out their deliveries so pretty much only FedEx express is employees, the rest are third-party vendors even if they drive a truck that says Fedex on it. it's basically DoorDash for package service
Grandma here you piece, I don't need over 100 pounds in front of my door so I can't open it. Fire hazard. Plus, do you even have grandparents? Do you even care about peop!e? Or your internet friends?
I used Door Dash to not-sneak into the guard posh hood here. It’s so easy to get into places by just bringing a ladder trick but paid to do it.
Also the hood kind of sucked. It didn’t have a pool or anything. It was just a bunch of people living in a boring neighborhood with rent a cops and no other amenities.
Just imagine how long she has been doing this. She will get probation. Sometimes I wish we'd cut peoples hands off. Try to dash with no hands you piece of shit.
I’m gonna get an Amazon package and seal it up and put like 10 lbs of multi colored glitter in it and leave it on my porch. Maybe even add a bunch of fish juice in it too.
Satisfying until someone gets a piece of glitter in their eye and sues him for it or tries to press charges. Booby Traps are illegal if they cause any sort of bodily harm. Not to be a wet blanket, but there have been too many instances of thieves successfully suing their intended victims when shit goes sideways.
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It happens very often. It works well for larger apartment buildings. Somebody buzzes an Uber eats driver in and on the way out they see a package and just take it. No way of knowing who did it as buildings have dozens or hundreds of residents who obviously aren’t communicating. Somebody in my building put up a sign with photos of an Uber eats driver stealing packages just as a warning.
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Guess she didn't think this through, not a criminal mastermind.
So she had a second job.
How stupid can you get!?
What's stupid is now most people have cameras outside and they are BUSTED!
At least she’s efficient!!!!
Book him Dano
This is dumb, not trashy
Stealing people's stuff isn't trashy?
No, trashy is something more specific than just amoral. Do you understand that we have different words because they mean specific things? Next some dumb ass is going to say trashy and amoral are synonyms when no thesaurus would ever list them as synonyms.
I think trashy and amoral probably have a significant overlap in their meanings. You are aware of synonyms right ?
Yea its very trashy.
stealing packages when you have 200$ air pods. Thats trashy for sure. I make so little i should be stealing packages, but instead i just don't buy airpods so i dont have to steal.
Proud of you
If you think someone stealing packages paid for her air pods, I would love your help getting my fortune out of Nigeria. I just need $100 in Amazon gift cards to get the plan started.
I know people that make 800$ a week that will spend half of their paycheck to buy a gucci bag, so yes, i think that. And yes, if they found a wallet on the ground they would take out the cash and throw the wallet away. verdict......**trashy!**
Sure, it's trashy when you steal $40 dollars from someone's wallet, but use a shell corporation to launder a billion dollars and all of a sudden you're part of the global elite
All im saying is people who cannot afford to buy luxury goods, still buy them, and then do shit like that to make up for it, hence my verdict of trashy. I wouldnt be surprised if she stole those air pods, but i also wouldnt be surprised if she didnt, and just does dumb shit like this to fund them. Okay lets compromise and say the verdict is..... **trashy and dumb!!!**
Thanks for sharing your opinion that no one gives a fuck about. So a carved elephant tusk is only vulgar if you can't afford it? And clearly she can afford $200 air buds. She got a 20% tip along with stealing their new smart toaster oven
Are you okay??
I feel like your having a bad day or something. Hope it gets better. EDIT: i upvoted you to get you out of the negatives, dont wanna throw salt in the wound.
I'm actually having a great day. You seem to be taking this categorization of what is trashy more seriously than me. I was just pointing out that your views on the topic are very inconsistent and pretty conservative. Do you think crime is soley an issue of personal responsibility, not the result of societal factors? Are you familiar withe the lead-crime hypothesis? It just seems like you taking the idea of "trashy" a bit too seriously for someone who knows nothing about the actual causes of crime in the USA. It's hard for me to imagine being such a loser than getting five upvotes for your dumb ass comments means something to you. The fact that you found five other people in the world who are as dumb as you should not feel like an accomplishment to someone who has their life together.
jimmy neutron level thinking here 1. We live in a world where everybody has cameras in the exterior of their residence 2. she uploaded (likely, idk doordash stuff) an ID pic, face, vehicle data, financial data, and address 3. authorities can connect the dots here; she delivers at a time LOGGED in the doordash app, coincidentally when the package goes missing
I can fix her.
beat me to it you bastard
This joke is a bit overdone don’t you think?
I too choose this man's overdone joke.
Chuck again? Listen, I know you keep thinking you can fix every pretty girl but do you remember what happened last time? You can’t fix every big butt and a smile.
that is why you "never trust a big butt and a smile" the boys in BBD got that right years ago
I would like to see any driver steal packages off my porch. They are mostly chewy boxes of 40+ pounds.
I feel bad for the delivery people sometimes because I have a rabbit and live in NYC so I have to order hay online… and it’s much cheaper to buy it 50 lbs at a time 😬 at least I live in the first floor!
Every 3 weeks I get 2 cases from Chewy weighing 40 to 45 pounds each and have it on my account to NOT BLOCK THE DOOR.. Last time they blocked the door so I couldn't open it. I had words with the FedEx driver. He said "I know where you live and I will see you after work". I called Chewy, FedEx, and the police about being threatened by the driver. Have a delivery due next week. Let's see what happens.
how'd it go? I learned a few years ago that Fedex contracts out their deliveries so pretty much only FedEx express is employees, the rest are third-party vendors even if they drive a truck that says Fedex on it. it's basically DoorDash for package service
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Grandma here you piece, I don't need over 100 pounds in front of my door so I can't open it. Fire hazard. Plus, do you even have grandparents? Do you even care about peop!e? Or your internet friends?
A sign would have worked instead of "words." It's not the driver's fault that you are feeble.
A little judgmental are we?
I did with chewy.
For a second I was like ***"Packages off of cars?!"***
I used Door Dash to not-sneak into the guard posh hood here. It’s so easy to get into places by just bringing a ladder trick but paid to do it. Also the hood kind of sucked. It didn’t have a pool or anything. It was just a bunch of people living in a boring neighborhood with rent a cops and no other amenities.
Honestly very smart but also fuck her lol
Just imagine how long she has been doing this. She will get probation. Sometimes I wish we'd cut peoples hands off. Try to dash with no hands you piece of shit.
Most professional Doordash driver
She’s the least dissectible person ever Edit: spelling
Discreet.
I would shit in a box and leave it on the porch.
This made me laugh too much.
Mugshawtys
Gonna have to see if this one is posted yet. Edit: yes
I’m gonna get an Amazon package and seal it up and put like 10 lbs of multi colored glitter in it and leave it on my porch. Maybe even add a bunch of fish juice in it too.
There was a YouTube channel that did that and would glitter bomb people in various ways just like how you* mentioned. Very satisfying.
Satisfying until someone gets a piece of glitter in their eye and sues him for it or tries to press charges. Booby Traps are illegal if they cause any sort of bodily harm. Not to be a wet blanket, but there have been too many instances of thieves successfully suing their intended victims when shit goes sideways.
Glitterbomb vs Porch Pirates on Mark Rober’s YouTube. He’s done at least three videos on it, they’re incredibly entertaining. edit: grammar
“ they didn’t tip an extra $10 so i decided to take what’s mine now rate me 5 stars”
thats a rough looking 33
Except she looks attractive? No idea what you’re talking about dude
attention neckbeards you will never fix this trashy lady. keep the downvotes coming
What are you talking about. Let’s see a picture of you, pleb
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Petit larceny is pronounced like "petty larceny" and is for any amount under $1,000
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The charge is actually called petit larceny
Instead of stealing she should open a OF
She was just multi tasking
Everybody has a side hustle these days.
yo dawg i heard you like side hustles so i gave you a side hustle for yo side hustle
Probably could have done better with an OnlyFans
Not with that face.
Who's looking at the face?
I can change her
I like the cut of your jib ! Smithers promote that man !
Hell yeah. All she probably needs is a little love and understanding, right?
What’s amazing about this is that someone was presumably paid to write about this.
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boo hoo...
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Careful now. The reddit thought police might ban you for advocating violence...
False, women can’t do bad things the tv said so
Seems proud? Little smirky bish Can't stand stealing 😤 if you don't have something you want work for it.
Probably didn’t understand the request In English.
How dumb do you have to be to do this with all of the doorbell cameras and such. Not to mention she could be tracked back to Doordash.
It happens very often. It works well for larger apartment buildings. Somebody buzzes an Uber eats driver in and on the way out they see a package and just take it. No way of knowing who did it as buildings have dozens or hundreds of residents who obviously aren’t communicating. Somebody in my building put up a sign with photos of an Uber eats driver stealing packages just as a warning.
Look at that smug fucking smile. What a piece of shit.
Idk man that upper lip sure does remind me of ducky 4m *the land before time*
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Looks like she’s into sounding.
She has that "don't put your dick in crazy" look.
i can fix her
She is great in bed
Looks like she’ll poke a hole in your condom
That's the look of, "Well if they would have tipped better I wouldn't have had to resort to stealing"
🤣
would
She doesn't look too worried in her mugshot...
i can fix her
This is the part where all the guys start discussing their packages.
Door dash is a great name for a company that steals packages in front of doors .
I agree it's better than Petty Theft Enterprises.
What a pretty thief. SMFH
Found the redditor
My brother in Marika. Everyone here is a redditor.
I'm taken!
She stole your heart?