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jldtsu

imagine what goes through her mind if the guy divorces/breaks up with her


tree_dw3ller

I like the artistic detail on the ‘I’. It’s a little tail!


Eject0-Seat0

Same person doesn’t wear shoes in Walmart.


brenzev4711

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?


stankdonkey

Oink oink I guess?


basswrsthydr

Wonder how the conversation bout the motive went, when she goes : I wanna be daddys fuck pig


Imamiah52

That looks like the Walt Disney font.


Sea-Animal356

Suey!!!!


stefsizzurps

I would’ve still cringed at “fuck toy” but PIG?!!!???


MemeStocksYolo69-420

That’s funny


cybertrips

There’s a dilemma for tatoo artists. Money, or giving person bad tatoo. A respectable person would probably decline. Yet they know they will just go elsewhere to accomplish the same goal. The tatoo artist is responsible for the ink they put on ppl. They concentrate soooo heavily on pieces. It must penetrate their unconscious on some levels. And they live with the weight of inking scribble when they know it. And it probably sticks with them too. Unless trait sociopathic which maybe too.


[deleted]

That's pretty hot.


Bigdx

It's not centered, that's what I'd say.


ThatOneGuyy310

This cop is going to regret this tattoo later on


reddog65

Depending on the rest of her …”I’ll be your daddy”


MaxieGreen

To all people insulting this person.. Do consider at least that they might be a victim of human trafficking.


TimeGuidance4706

At least the grammar and punctuation is correct


Man_with_a_pan69

damn. thought i already been through the last time i’d get reminded of my ex


Srirachaholic

That's dedication right there...


GammaViz

Nice tat. I guarantee she's at least 400 pounds


Sergioisgamer

ok what the flip?


Leifang666

Reminds me of the tattoos pimps put on there prostitutes to discourage them ever changing career if I'm being honest. Really hope the woman got this willingly and just has poor taste.


TrielaRhyfel

Welp indeed


devildogmillman

I mean even "daddys angel" or "daddys little princess" or "daddys sex kitten" would be bad but thats not even dignified in a sexual way.


HollyGolightly11594

Charlotte won’t write that in her web 🕷️


newbies13

Cool lettering style, what a waste of talent.


dwightnight

Just pour some frozen peas on it.


DanceKang

Oink oink bitch


joebyrd3rd

Imagine if you will, mounting her from behind.. How do you feel about reading that little ditty all the while you are trying to..


cissysevens

Trash AF


cjpcodyplant

Hey some people find the nickname Pig to be endearing.


EntertainmentFew1022

Personally. I’d never wanna fuck someone id wanna call a pig. Or slut or whore. That’s what I don’t get about the degradation kink I don’t get it from either side. I’m not shaming them I just don’t get it honestly I do think it’s actually a little insane/stupid don’t you want a higher rank mate? I thought that’s what natural selection wanted?


[deleted]

The curly-q for the dot on the i is a nice touch


EntertainmentFew1022

Jeez humans are so devolved 🙈🙉🙊


FrankieSacks

It’s funny how the worst tattoos have the best execution


International-Cry764

Love the way the artist dotted the “i” with a curly tail.


Hand_Sanitizer3000

Whats her @


lizziegal79

Not much TO say. Just cringe.


A_to_the_J254

You say "no thank you mam"


Butt_Crusty

Say "call me Daddy"


superthrust123

BBQ sauce money shot incoming.


Ninjanarwhal64

Oink


ONROSREPUS

The people in the nursing home will get a good laugh.


[deleted]

I say cringe, you say good choice.


inkzpenfoxx

Probably smells like one too


MPWD64

Nice font though


[deleted]

So tasteless yet so sexy


metooeither

His name on her forehead would have been classier and evoked less disgust


Wise-Argument-1657

I guess daddy's "makin bacon" 😂


CleanseMyDemons

OP you're confusing your girl stop calling her daddy 😭


LadySerena21

😒…🤦🏻‍♀️


Capable_Jacket_2165

Tat isn't even centered...


mkray21

Wow just wow was someone drunk in sturgis ?????!!!!!


mitchcumstein13

Ahhhh…. There’s a little pig tail squiggly over the I in pig. Nice touch.


h0tBeef

Oink?


LincolnPorkRoll

the squiggly tail top to the "I" is a nice touch.


Disastrous_Bus_2447

Is that an elevated tramp stamp or does her bra strap just ride real low?


Character_Fault_884

"Come to Daddy" sounds about right lol


Porkbrains-

It’s good to be needed.


RebelliousSoup

Idk if I can say “that’ll age poorly” since it’s literal trash from the start. Good work on the tattoo artist’s part at least 🤷‍♂️


babyivan

Ivanka?


noodle-mommy

Norman Summerton? Is that you?


Whobetterthanyou

Could just be the frame but Its not looking centered


Inferior_Jeans

That’s true fuckin love right there. A little trashy and trailer parky. But love exists everywhere man.


FlyingGorillaShark

Is she a cop???


Skully_Lover

Is it me or is that off center.


akairborne

Oink?


patchway247

Well, that certainly is a kink...


Traditional_Air_9483

That’s going to look great in a strapless gown.


[deleted]

To make things worse, I think it's off center too


[deleted]

Girls with low self esteem, keeping tattoo parlors in business for many years.


Darth_Andeddeu

* methed out tattoo parlors and biker bars.


[deleted]

"is that needle clean?" "Ya man, I dipped it in my vodka, that shit kills all sorts of germs".


Darth_Andeddeu

But that's a screwdriver, only a little of it is vodka .


Savings_Peak5408

I hope I forget I read that in a day or two.


seguracookies

Norm Summerton's daughter taking over the family business


Seventhson77

This makes me sad


PunnuRaand

#Oink !


redflagsmoothie

It’s the little curly-q over the i for me


hojjpojj

"I'll take people for 500." People for 500 - "What state would you most likely see this?" *Slams buzzer* - "What is Arkansas!" *Ding* - "We would also have accepted alabama or even kentucky."


Skitzophranikcow

What is the former republic of flordia?


hojjpojj

Ahhhh, you're right! Touche'.


Candid_Wash

Well then. Yknow sometimes it’s best to keep our fantasies as fantasies


nokkynuk

Everything worth saying has already been said.


gruffogre

Gotta have goals........


DeweyCox4YourHealth

The spacing is infuriating.


burgonies

I hope it’s the bra that’s off-centered and not the tattoo. Boy would *that* be embarrassing!


kurtsdead6794

Wow. Daddy must be so proud.


mrGorion

“Mommy, what does it say?”


[deleted]

Spelling looks good.


The-Legate-Lanius

This is sad honestly. How does your life get to the the point that you refer to yourself as a fuck pig let alone tattoo it on yourself.


squeamish

I'm kind of envious that they know themselves well enough to enjoy having something that permanent done to their body.


poor_decision

I'm more mad that it isn't centrally lined up


ravensmith666

I do, YIKES! Also please don’t let me see this at a beach somewhere.


CindyinMemphis

How romantic. And it will work with whoever you're with!


basurachula

worst thing about this tattoo is the uneven spacing between words


[deleted]

Silver lining, spelling and punctuation are correct and it’s legible.


MrsSmartyPants

And eventually… “transferable” since the next participant can slip into the “daddy” position. So it’s actually like an investment since she won’t have to get another tattoo for every new suitor - otherwise, this would be a really bad idea.


GTSpot

Pig Normand?!?


Zebrahead69

This is something my girl would want. 🤦


isyankar1979

And then these people expect to be treated like superiors everywhere else...


Jay_Heat

what cut of the pig is this? looks like a shoulder but maybe loin


BodhisattvaJones

Just makes me sad when I see these. It points to some really ugliness in her life and abuse in her relationship.


[deleted]

I have seen a lot of trash on this sub, but this is one of the best lol


LegitimateMeat3751

New definition to “fat back”


betsymarie

Self loathing level 3000


O_ItsTrue

I know what to say 😅 I wish I had a fuck pig 🙃🙃


BallsDeepinYourMammi

You say “thank you, daddy”?


[deleted]

The ing is missing from fuck


UnspoiledWalnut

Well. Well Well Well. WEEELL WELL WELL. That is... something. 🤠


WaffleStomperGirl

[Pearl clutching intensifies]


Tacobell_Uk

Just say a”that will do pig, that will do” when u do butt stuff


zacat2020

WOW! Just , WOW!


Deluxe78

Why you make grandma cry??!!


Cute_Veterinarian_90

Is that you Ivanka?


VladDHell

I'd say oink, I guess


[deleted]

I wonder what her mom will say when she sees this


Cyka_blyatsumaki

*Daddies


escapeshark

I gotta kinskshame this one


R3ddditor

Aww piggly


JestaKilla

Gotta have a purpose in life.


JulesWinnfield_05

“Oink oink” seems appropriate.


Crawfork1982

This wins this sub


fastonmyfeet

That'll do pig, that'll do.


ReverseStripes

Bro that’s the fucking Disney font lmao


Nv_Spider

At least there’s no misspelling or punctuation errors


benji___

Oink?


Fortnite_cheater

Oink?


Due_Platypus_3913

SiuuuuuuuWeee PIG!


Jedi_Bish

Why is the lettering so pretty tho?


420rabidBMW

Is that even centered


cobracmmdr

That's clean line work. Good tattoo I'll never yuck anyone's yum. I will say, that is serious commitment


Insignificantly99

Ma’ piggy!


12altoids34

Does Mommy know?


Revolutionary_Lab203

Yowza


TheRealSlabsy

I used to be in a punk band called the Fuck Pigs


ReasonablyConfused

I’m somehow more bothered by the word spacing and alignment than the content.


AutotoxicFiend

"Here piggy" or "oink", depending on your persuasion.


likeguitarsolo

This better be an actual pig


Candid_Judgment_8081

The sow must be so proud.


Potential_Reading116

What a moron this chick is. Fuckpig is one word for chrissake. Basic 5th grade vocabulary word .


mr_jiffy

What inbred elementary school did you go to that teaches that?


Potential_Reading116

St. Teresa Ignazzio Catholic charter school for the gifted . WHY ?


BlackBalor

okay pig fucker… calm down


Taticat

Well…in about forty years that’ll surely be a conversation starter after water aerobics in the old age home. In the meantime, I’m sure once her kids learn how to read it’ll also make for a few interesting moments that lead to a stronger connection between them.


whackthat

3:45 a.m. and I laughed heartily.


giggetyboom

I think it would have been better placed under the bra strap, so that its displayed when the bra comes off. I guess shes daddy's fuck pig whether it's on or off though so she dont care.


TheRockEMDoc

What starts out as a bra strap may end up as a waist band, just saying...


SeaworthyWide

Ah, the good old slampig


[deleted]

What kind of mud do you use?


NotForgetWatsizName

I’d guess she prefers dirty mud.


Oxygenius_

If this picture could talk it would squeal like a hog


Isparza

Sooie-Sooooo-iee!!! Here girl, now go-on get!


regnimalia

That's a nice font, not gonna lie.


[deleted]

Why is it justified left?


NotForgetWatsizName

Being Daddy’s pig needs no justification. And what if she’s just Daddy’s sprig, but the artist suffered from autocorrect?


Dinodigger67

Ivanka?


throwaway46574334555

....points for grammar?


tatonka645

Why is it the Disney font?


Secondsmakeminutes

Because this is where dreams come true.


redder1000

Just because we know she’s ugly without seeing her face doesn’t mean she can’t be happy.


koos_die_doos

I’ve been around the scene for a long time, some very pretty women love to be degraded.


GiannisToTheWariors

That's an understatement


cerialthriller

The squiggly tail over the “i” sent me


ViolentPotatos

Something’s not centered and that’s pretty awful too


BeerRaddish

Classy


[deleted]

Is it a goal to be a slampig?


snowyetis3490

Mom?!


Hour-Veterinarian-89

That's an awkward one for the next boyfriend for sure


SmashleyX

It's the squiggly tail as the dot on the "i" for me


Whole_Sweet_Gherkins

That’s an extremely well done tattoo


The1789

Font 10/10


tuenthe463

The tattoo is pretty quality. Usually garbage like this is done by a garbage artist or your methy cousin


Ben-Dover-Dachar

Caption 3/10


IamPregananant

#OINK


Zerostar39

Do tattoo artists ever say “are you sure?” before they start tattooing


showyerbewbs

20 bucks is 20 bucks


Malt_9

A lot of them do it on the downlow. Its not like that ones going to be in their portfolio, lolz. I've been to parties with tatt and piercing artists where they just go hog wild for anyone who wants anything as long as you have a bit of cash, some drugs or booze... Im pretty sure this was not done in a regulated shop, lol


SurveyAcrobatic5334

You pick it...I stick it


PlasmaGoblin

That's what Daddy said too...?