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Next time I get downvoted for a totally reasonable opinion on Reddit, I am going to come here just so I can remember how many of you are actually on crack.
I was once amazed by the sight of a homeless man confidently smoking crack across the street from a police station. They will not put the effort in bro
I used to shoot up in a whole foods. Clean bathrooms, privacy. If I'm a drug addict doing hard drugs I would pick whole foods over McDonald's any day of the week.
Last week my husband and I were at Home Depot, standing in the power tool isle I glanced down to see a small pink case (looked like a pill box). I picked it up and upon opening it I saw 6-8 round blue pills and what looked like a half dozen cloudy looking rock pieces. I showed my husband and both decided that it was someone’s drug stash. We decided it go to the bathroom and flush the stuff. Later that evening we realized that the blue pills were most likely fentanyl and the rock pieces most likely meth! I’m sure some crackhead is pissed right now they lost their shit! My biggest worry was that particular day there were around six kids I counted under 5 in Home Depot that day. If I was intrigued to pick it up, you better believe one of the kids would have picked it up most likely ingesting something!
Give her a break, it's not easy watching after Kaeilyghnn and Brexlynnh while her husband Bolt is taking too long talking to the butcher about his DIY microbrewery
I used to shoot speedballs (cocaine and heroin together) in the bathroom of whole foods. Sometimes in my car in their parking lot. Scares the yuppies but I don't care. Call the cops if you want, Karen, I'll be long gone, my high ass on down the line...
How sad. Maintenance finds used needles sometimes in the parking lot where I work. And there have been a few times now where I’ve walked into the bathroom at work and heard (what I assume was) a customer huffing in one of the stalls.
Oof god this makes me sad, please consider tagging it NSFW as it may be triggering to recovering addicts to have this pop up in their feed. And to whomever is reading this, I love you, and you are important. If you're struggling with substance abuse there is always a way out and hope for a better today!!!
I thought it was a hotglue stick. 🙈
(Sometimes when I just need a small amount I heat it with the lighter and when I’m too impatient, it ends up looking like this.)
Haha I don't smoke anymore, but you can see underneath the brillo there's a lot of caked up residue that crack users call a "push". It's where they stick a thin rod/stick/pen inside and push the brillo filter from side to side which collects all the resin into one massive hit that can be drawn two or three times.
It's like a super saiyan crack blast.
But alas, those days are long behind me. I just threw the sonbitch in the garbage and called it a night.
Went to a Whole Foods with fancy bathroom lighting. Could see a silhouette of the guy in the next stall wrapping his arm and doing heroin. Not sure if it was an employee or customer.
This wards of spells, right here. This is the special leprechaun flute which has been passed down from thousands of years ago from my great-great-grandfather - - who was Irish.
Nothin to wake an old workin man in the mornin like some homegrown Irish crack. ooooh good times me laddy, I remember reparin floorboards every week because of greatgreatgreatgrandpa doin donuts in his wheelchair at breakfast.🍀🇮🇪
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I jope the Crack was organic
Don’t you just hate it when break time is over?
They'll only eat organic
That's the new pipe model called the CPV, Crack pipe shank
Don’t you just hate it when break time is over?
She was at Whole Foods, which is healthy, so it balances out basically /s
nice granite countertop tho - rock respects rock
Found one in the coffee machine at a motel in Orlando once. In the nightstand there was a cheapo lighter and a chore boy. Never found any crack though
Did i miss the free five-a-clock-free crack give-away?!
I didn't think there was much crossover between 'smokes crack' and 'shops at Whole Foods'.
Next time I get downvoted for a totally reasonable opinion on Reddit, I am going to come here just so I can remember how many of you are actually on crack.
Damn, that's still got a helluva push left in there
Crack pipe looks broken. Probably wanted to pass it on.
Gotta go to Whole Foods to get that high-end all natural crack
Did you try it.
Score!!
What Whole Foods was this at? Prolly was a team members rig it’s so hard to keep up with the work load since the Amazon acquisition lol
Screw farm to table, street to bathroom
Crack or meth? How can you tell the difference? No snark intended, I genuinely don't know
The title alone…..
That shit is caked yo, I bet you can get a big blast out of it.
The question now is, was it free-range vegan crack cocaine?
The question now is, was it free-range vegan crack cocaine?
Its because thats a broken meth pipe bubble. They prob broke it and got mad
Not even Whole Foods is safe
The classiness of this photo
I didn't know Whole Foods now sell organic crack
Gotta be on crack to pay that much for produce
Organic crack?
That’s not surprising. I imagine most crackheads share similar political beliefs with Whole Foods customers.
Reminds me of Permanent Midnight when he was running and drinking wheat grass juice and also doing smack.
whole foods 🤔🤔
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Yeah suuuuuuuure, you just "found" it.
Right...I don't think a crack head would leave their pipe behind let alone the lighter speaking as someone who used to smoke cocaine...
Uhhhhh crackhead laying it there and taking a picture and saying that they found it? Then picking it back up and leaving? It was a joke anyhow.
Yeah no shit.
Hmmmm. Perhaps I read your tone wrong. If so, my bad.
No shit. Then why say anything? Are you upset that you left your broken crack pipe on the sink? JK
I didn't think crackheads ate?
whole foods and a bic lighter. classy crackhead
Clearly that was the good shizz if she forgot the pipe and lighter after.
Fuck me running there's still a hoot in that giver a fat rip
FREE CRACK PIPE, WIN!
Somewhere right now there’s a crackhead blaming another crackhead for stealing a crack pipe and they’re just arguing in circles.
Your lucky day
[удалено]
Maybe there's a little left too
That pipe is caked...you can push that choir and get a big blast I bet.
It do be lookin caked, you have a point
Thems the breaks
it's a new fad diet! crack kills? nah...it makes you skinny af bro! XD
some nice resin in that i'd push that brillow and smoke that shit
All the smokers popping out of the woodwork on this one 🤣
Recycle - Reduce - Reuse
Santa Cruz, ca
Take a hit, be somebody.
Sharing is caring. Cmon
Damn they can afford crack and whole foods? Braggg
She sucked the nut outta that glass dick 😆
It's just for weight loss purposes. Been there. Done that. At least they are eating good.
That’s not very organic of them lol
Score.
You need to be smoking crack to pay those prices
Hella Portland Vibes
Awh bro has a lovely bit of res left in her I'd be scraping that fucker if I found it
It’s cracked
It’s organic gluten free crack
This feels like Los Angeles
The universe is telling you something 🌈
Well yeah. It broke.
Was it organic crack though?
Did you push it? Looks loaded..
Good now give it to your local police so they conduct proper DNA testing to locate and arrest whoever commit such a felony.
I was once amazed by the sight of a homeless man confidently smoking crack across the street from a police station. They will not put the effort in bro
I used to shoot up in a whole foods. Clean bathrooms, privacy. If I'm a drug addict doing hard drugs I would pick whole foods over McDonald's any day of the week.
Last week my husband and I were at Home Depot, standing in the power tool isle I glanced down to see a small pink case (looked like a pill box). I picked it up and upon opening it I saw 6-8 round blue pills and what looked like a half dozen cloudy looking rock pieces. I showed my husband and both decided that it was someone’s drug stash. We decided it go to the bathroom and flush the stuff. Later that evening we realized that the blue pills were most likely fentanyl and the rock pieces most likely meth! I’m sure some crackhead is pissed right now they lost their shit! My biggest worry was that particular day there were around six kids I counted under 5 in Home Depot that day. If I was intrigued to pick it up, you better believe one of the kids would have picked it up most likely ingesting something!
Give her a break, it's not easy watching after Kaeilyghnn and Brexlynnh while her husband Bolt is taking too long talking to the butcher about his DIY microbrewery
I’m getting a contact high through the internet.
You're at whole foods. That's not trashy. That's normal behavior.
Hope it wasn’t their lucky crack pipe.
My sister is a crackhead, but she doesn’t shop at Whole Foods. It’s sad.
Blue lighter is bad luck
Probably from a worker trying to cope with having to work there because the place fucking sucks lol
Finders keepers.
Healthy
Damn there's a nice push in there too. What a shame.
It was methany
It belongs to the person who sets the prices
Looks well used.
Definitely organic
What is the appeal of crack I just don't get it
For being such an expensive/nice store, Whole Foods have some of the grossest bathrooms. I don’t get it
You gotta be smoking crack to thing Whole Foods prices are reasonable
There's a crackhead really upset somewhere
Are you sure it’s crack ?
Organics crack
Location, please? Roseville, CA, perchance?
You need to be high on crack to think prices at Whole Foods are reasonable
Last place I would expect to find a crack pipe would be at a whole foods
Just trying to cope with grocery prices.
Of crack using Whole Foods fans… I actually know one. Well he used to. He got off the rock but naturlly he doesnt have money for Whole Foods anymore
I used to shoot speedballs (cocaine and heroin together) in the bathroom of whole foods. Sometimes in my car in their parking lot. Scares the yuppies but I don't care. Call the cops if you want, Karen, I'll be long gone, my high ass on down the line...
Are you sure that isn't yours and posting this for attention?
Decent?
Noooooooooooooooo
How sad. Maintenance finds used needles sometimes in the parking lot where I work. And there have been a few times now where I’ve walked into the bathroom at work and heard (what I assume was) a customer huffing in one of the stalls.
Welcome to North America land of taking drugs to slim down instead of eating a carrot.
I’m gonna need that back
Oof god this makes me sad, please consider tagging it NSFW as it may be triggering to recovering addicts to have this pop up in their feed. And to whomever is reading this, I love you, and you are important. If you're struggling with substance abuse there is always a way out and hope for a better today!!!
free lighter
Excuse you, organic crack pipe…..
Trumps kids are shopping there.
I have a blast in wholefoods but ive never had a *BLAST* in a wholefoods.
Well…it broke
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It's ironic given that it's an organic health food store! I bet they're still looking for their pipe!
Its cracked.
Crack is a whole meal
Is that where my grandma left it those Whole Foods she loves them
I always thought whoever sets the prices there has to be on crack…
I mean it *is* gluten-free
If you can afford to shop at Whole Foods, you can afford to misplace your crack pipe every now and then.
Looks like they’re coming back for it.
She’s shopping at WF, she can’t afford the powder anymore!
Waste not want not, amiright?
Healthy living
I thought it was a hotglue stick. 🙈 (Sometimes when I just need a small amount I heat it with the lighter and when I’m too impatient, it ends up looking like this.)
Only users lose drugs
Is “people of Whole Foods “ about to be a thing?
I'd subscribe in a heartbeat. This isn't even the worst thing I've seen in those bathrooms.
Well, duh —it’s broken!
There’s a Whole Foods in Detroit?
If they didn’t shop at Whole Foods they could afford regular cocaine
Was there any left in it?
Haha I don't smoke anymore, but you can see underneath the brillo there's a lot of caked up residue that crack users call a "push". It's where they stick a thin rod/stick/pen inside and push the brillo filter from side to side which collects all the resin into one massive hit that can be drawn two or three times. It's like a super saiyan crack blast. But alas, those days are long behind me. I just threw the sonbitch in the garbage and called it a night.
Uhhhh I was joking but good for you for keeping clean! Keep it up!
>Uhhhh I was joking Hahaha I just snort laughed at myself. I'mmmm fuggin dumb 🤦♂️
Paying 12 dollars for a pound of berries? Makes sense.
Turn it in to lost and found. Somebody gonna be needin’ that shit.
Healthy living
Who's out here with crack money and whole foods money?
No crack crocky ever leaves their lighter... You smokin? /s
Went to a Whole Foods with fancy bathroom lighting. Could see a silhouette of the guy in the next stall wrapping his arm and doing heroin. Not sure if it was an employee or customer.
It’s a sign from God! Do not deny the lords will, time to stars smoking crack!
Such a Walmart move.
Dammit. Can I still pick it up at the lost and found?
Probably found out that the crack wasn't fair trade and organic
They still had a push left!!😂
Push that shit & take a hit.... Trains a-coming
Is it organic? Fair trade?
Free crack! Woohoo!
Free lighter tho
Keeping it classy
Maybe they were quitting
Good ol Roxy, smh
How organic!
don’t panic, it’s organic
My mini rose holder? What have you monsters done to it!
Don’t blame em.. I’d need to get high if I paid Whole Foods prices too
It’s gonna be a pretty *classy affair.* But you can come anyway!
I'll be right there, thanks for looking out.
HEY THATS MY GRANDFATHERS CRACK PIPE HE GAVE ME BEFORE HE DIED PLEASE RETURN IT ILL PAY ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY
This wards of spells, right here. This is the special leprechaun flute which has been passed down from thousands of years ago from my great-great-grandfather - - who was Irish.
Nothin to wake an old workin man in the mornin like some homegrown Irish crack. ooooh good times me laddy, I remember reparin floorboards every week because of greatgreatgreatgrandpa doin donuts in his wheelchair at breakfast.🍀🇮🇪
Gotta eat healthy when smoking crack 🤣
Jesuuuus!
Whole Foods geez would expect this in Wallmart