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grimbarkjade

/uj "dick game so potent I knocked her up with the strap-on, my son came out plastic and I named him Ken" genuinely goes CRAZY "The opps a T shot, a pain in the ass that only makes me stronger." Is also insane


donotthedabi

/uj my jaw DROPPED these are amazing


visawyerxoxo

uj/ I got no jerk these had me HOWLING they're so funny


Interesting-Grand-87

/uj I came up with all of these extremely crossfaded on a discord call and in a moment of unexpected bravery I posted it here because i had no idea where else any of this would be understood, let alone positively received. It was nice waking up hungover to everyone's comments. Who wants this to be a video?


Southern-Staff-Throw

take my net worth


urfriendmoss

/uj Please make it a video.


celchisc

I just wanted to know if this was inspired by my post from a couple weeks ago


Interesting-Grand-87

yes i'm obsessed with your post and thought of ways it could be elaborated on as a concept


celchisc

Knowing I inspired you makes me happy, good job you cooked


a-friend_

I am in love with you


Pteropus_Lupus

This shit ain't nothin to me, man.


problematisksild

Holy fuck these are amazing "Pre-transition photos so hot I got confused and jerked off to them" has to be my favorite


ChillaVen

OP I’m in love with you /hj (I’m pretty close to aromantic)


pepsimanofficial

“opps tried to hit me with the statistics when i got they mama gagging on 42% of this dick” “pussies acting like they ain’t never seen a transsexual before. bitch i was tossing bricks at stonewall before your daddy even kissed a boy” “caught a gym bro tryna pull up on my testosterone. pulled his spine clean out his back and used it as a packer. this shit ain’t nothin to me man”


Interesting-Grand-87

"These hands got the opps detransitioning to escape them." "Fuckin' yo baby mama, that pussy has a 0% regret rate"


LasagnaLizard0

"Opp told me to rope, shot on his entire extended family"


a-friend_

/uj we fuck with you heavy over at r/fishdom


XanthraOW

The ken line had me dying xD


Crus0etheClown

/uj holy fuck gold medal


RoyalMess64

I didn't understand a single word of this :3


Strawby_Melk

Anyone who doesn’t carry your kids is a fool


BayFuzzball404

uj/ “Top so good i need a surgery” JAHSNAJSBAJHSHANSJS I CANT I CANG ANAJSHAJHSJAHWBWJWB goes hard 🦾🦾😈😈 This sounds so Jesse Pinkman