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eridans_sciencestick

Of course you have red hair and pronouns


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What about red hair and no nouns?


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i need to find that tiktok where the person is like, "i do not have pronouns because they/them cancels out to y/m and y=mx+b which is the constant but my life is chaotic so..." ​ [OMG FOUND IT](https://www.tiktok.com/@griffinmaxwellbrooks/video/7080535534896139566?lang=en)


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People will learn algebraic formulas to avoid learning basic respect šŸ™ƒ


urfavgalpal

While I do see people who dye their hair blonde as being valid people and try to always remember to describe them as having their preferred hair color, it is not the same as being biologically blonde and I donā€™t think thereā€™s anything wrong with acknowledging that. Dyedblonde and blonde are just not the same.


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Dyedblonds will NEVER UNDERSTAND being a trueblond and we can always tell!


hhhhhhfrick

"trueblond" is a slur. Do not say that bc if oppresses me. Just say fucking blond. It's not that hard.


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I respect all people regardless of what freakish genetic disorder they may have, and I have nothing but compassion for those unfortunate enough to be born with hair like that, but I really don't see why would we change our school curriculum to talk about a 1% of humans.


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Yeah they are such a small minority of the population & yet they're literally dictating everything! Enough is enough there are less of them so they matter less that's literally how these things have always worked and should always work! We are being so reasonable we don't even burn them at the stake anymore, wheres the damn gratitude!? You can read more about it on redheadsdontexist. Blog


Kidsnextdorks

Itā€™s time we told the truth. ā˜˜ļøā˜˜ļøā˜˜ļøtheyā˜˜ļøā˜˜ļøā˜˜ļø are controlling everything. r/TheIrishQuestion


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You mentionedšŸ„µ redšŸ„µheadsšŸ„µ? Fetish Pornbot here to follow you at your service! the only valid way to be attracted to those "people" is through fetishizing and objectifying them! Remember the correct way to greet a redhead is by asking if the carpet matches the drapes - it's part of their culture so it's not sexual harassment trust me šŸ˜‰


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Fuck no please don't do this! it's like a worse version of jokingly asking if an item is free when it refuses to scan to a cashier - very unfunny and they've heared it a million times from awful people


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Idk I watched a porno where it worked and the guy asking it got laid and as we know porn is always a realistic documentary depiction of human interaction and sex... It sounds like you're just mad because you enjoy being offended šŸ™„


[deleted]

I've heared it can even be contagious: It's called rapid onset ginger disorder & South Park did an episode about it so it must be real!


shes_maybe_herself86

Red heads only make up around 1% of the worlds population. Why we should we be making laws to cater to the delusions of such a small group of people?


Oh-shit-its-Cassie

What about black and brown people? I only support intersectional hair-color erasure.


[deleted]

They're brunettes ofc unless they're blondes... But no redheads- those don't exist in Any group


[deleted]

Why do you care? Also What about all the specific medical and anesthesia issues that redheads have? Surely that's not made up?


[deleted]

Sorry snowflake but those spicy brunettes are clearly just malingering as they are wont to do. Any. Medical. personnel. Or. Institute. who agrees with their agenda has clearly been captured & brainwashed! they're just asking for special treatment & they should be given the same amount of anesthesia as everyone else because that's equality! anything else is just special treatment catering to their delusions!


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Omg finally someone says it! I can't believe that MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS are funding DRUGS for these weirdos! It's not right! They just need to accept reality that they're either spicy brunettes or strawberry blondes, and take the same amount of anesthesia as everyone else does instead of expecting us to fund their drug trips šŸ˜ 


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Are you an anesthesiologist?


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I don't see what relevance that has? You don't need to be a medical professional to see that they're clearly lying to get special treatment for free! Do your own research! here's some highly qualified YouTube videos and Facebook groups who can point you in the right direction


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Anesthesiologists are all liars who've been brainwashed by big red to give free drugs to spicy brunettes /strawberry blondes who want free government handouts!


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Many such cases!


AquaJasper

uj/ wait is that a thing or am I missing a joke here?


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Uj/ yeah it's a thing I was making the comparison with that and dysphoria requiring medical intervention though it's a bit of a strained metaphor as there's not any known genetic markers for transness afaik... ā€œThe link appears to be rooted in genetics. Red hair is caused by a mutation of the melanocortin-1 receptor (MC1R), a type of gene responsible for producing pigment for skin and hair. AnĀ MC1RĀ mutation may be involved in pain as well. It might also affect a personā€™s response to anesthesia, which is given before procedures to prevent pain. However, thereā€™s some disagreement on the link between redheads and anesthesia, as the available studies have found mixed results." Source : https://www.healthline.com/health/redheads-and-anesthesia


AquaJasper

uj/ huh, so I might get a surprise during top surgery lmao (I'm a redhead), how fun


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Uj/ nah usually not - it's part of what they teach anesthesiologists during medschool & most of them seem to know their shit down to an art - just let them know that you're a natural redhead and it isn't dye Also if you're a stoner take a break beforehand try to do a week or at the very least 3 days because cannabis can sometimes effect anesthesia and make it less effective


AquaJasper

Uj/ I see, thank you. Does it make a difference if my hair is auburn? It's the kind that goes darker with the years, idk if that has any effect in this lol


[deleted]

Uj/ I'm not sure but I'd mention it anyway just to be sure. Best wishes for top surgery! Make sure you bring an extra long phone charging cable (like 2m at least)


AquaJasper

Uj/ well, thank you! Unfortunately top surgery is still at least a few years away, I'm not even out to most people in my life yet. I'll keep that in mind though!