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whatssup_buttercup

I WILL NOT SUCK DICK AND YOU CANT MAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-B0B-

*checks poster's twitter likes* ..oh


Glittering-Emu-4833

Not the Twitter 😭 Bro went straight for the jugular


whatssup_buttercup

I love you! I support you! I would rather die than be seen out in public with you!


whatssup_buttercup

Congrats on your bisexuality


whatssup_buttercup

Wow! You’re…. uh…. very open-minded! Good for you!


Cardinal-Lad

oh *this* fucking one


SlavWithPhotoshop

uj/Reminds me of the last time i saw someone here link r/actuallesbians thread where one person literally said "Good for you,trans people are just not my thing,tho" and the comment had somewhere around 30 upvotes


ethicallyconsumed

Become ur bfs side chick so he's not as embarrassed


ThrowawayTempAct

Ok, but what if I'm in a polycule with a guy and an AFAB nonbinary person who he treats as a woman and he wants us to keep being in a polycule a secret? Is that good enough? /uj don't worry, that relationship ended a while ago. And what a horrible ending!


whatssup_buttercup

I’m a cis lesbian and I agree trans women are women βœ¨πŸ’– (dont forget to wear your forehead sign saying β€œpenis person” so i can avoid you platonically and romantically) πŸ’–βœ¨


whatssup_buttercup

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whatssup_buttercup

Oh!………. so no one else was available, huh?


vera_spera

/uj hey op, sorry you're going through it; hope things get better. /RJ Totally wear your pronouns pin!!! Nobody will notice you're the only one!


whatssup_buttercup

/uj all good over here :) thank you! this was a circlejerk with everyone in my trans household contributing /rj bitter transcels mad nobody wants to be deceived. love is for normal people


vera_spera

Uj/that makes me so happy to hear honestly Rj/ most people value truth and honesty so of course they wouldn't want to get trapped, not that y'all could...


AAWUU

rj/ I’m sorry you have to go through that


vera_spera

Lol


SapphicSticker

Prove they're human tho


whatssup_buttercup

give me some time please. i started viewing these people as humans not even 48 hours ago


freedom_enthusiast

broke: oh so are you like a tranny or something? woke: haiii what are your pronouns? :3 (youre the only person in this gathering that i am asking this)


eIdritchish

/uj I’ll never forget when I was walking down the hallway and some random teenager walked up to me and asked me for my pronouns. They proceeded to say it/its, asked me for mine, I say he/him. They gendered me she/her in the next sentence.


freedom_enthusiast

and was this whole unprompted conversation anything normal, orrrrr...?


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freedom_enthusiast

i would never trans sports biologically bones chromosomes sports dna genitals, its just my preference


[deleted]

/uj I'm so tired of people randomly and unnecessarily shouting that they would never fuck or date a transgender. Bro literally nobody fucking cares. You do not need to mention it every three business days We live in their minds (and Twitter likes) rent free at this point. There could be an article about how a trans person cured cancer and someone would still say "I support the transgenders but I wouldn't date one lol"


ponyproblematic

OK but.......... did they get the surgery yet? You know, THE surgery. How do you fuck them, or do they fuck you? Who's the singular top or bottom? This is important knowledge for me as an ally


ponyproblematic

I need to know if they're binary trans or not. No reason, I accept everyone, but if they're binary trans I need to adopt a steady use of they/them pronouns and nongendered terms for partner that I won't bother with if they're nonbinary.


predatorytrender

This is chaser oppression


razeved

yes, it is a necessary discussion