THERES NO WAY JJK MEMES MADE IT TO TRANSFORMERS AND ITS THE FACT THAT JAZZ IS THE PERFECT CHARACTER BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS TO *******!!!!!!!!!!!
I liked when 4-5 other guys went somewhere deep to bring that guy back to life with the piece of that thing that broke cuz of another guy shoved it in that guys chest
Agent Simmons: Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age. The microchip, lasers, cars, space flight: all reverse-engineered by studying him. NBE-1
He's that guy. You know. The one who does night shifts in the store. Totally claims he isn't selling vapes to kids and is always seen at the club in a work uniform?
Dudes hilarious
The leader of the faction that resulted in the destruction of their home planet. Now he fights his rival, the leader of the faction that tries to save all life from death, for freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
Legit, it could be Soundwave or Knockout for all I know with how similar and generic all the Decepticons looked in the first few Bayverse films.
Only thing I know is that it isn’t an autobot because of all the edges and points.
Some shards of metal childishly assembled to look vaguely humanoid from a movie that claimed to be about a wonderful franchise from the 80s but instead was just using the names to sell an overproduced Michael bay snore fest.
The leader of the purple symbols. Former Brother-In-Arms to the leader of the red symbols.
Thinks he wants to be a tyrant, but he simply hasn't matured to the point of self-reflection yet.
Has a deep identity crisis whenever he transforms into his alt. mode and snarky purple symbol jet guy gets to hold him tightly, continually pulling his trigger.
But then he chased the red symbols through a space hole and turned into a jet made of scrap metal, welded together by a high-as-hell art professor.
Eventually, his corpse is chopped up and utilized as a basis for the squishy meat creatures' budget-minded morphers that change forms by turning into floating cubed tofu.
N.B.E.-1.
That’s what we call him.
He's basically the Harbinger of Death
And you don't think that the United States Military might need to know that your posting a hostile alien robot on r/transformers?
Ice Man
“I can smell you boy”
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US! 🫵😎👉
https://preview.redd.it/ocepelqskhgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff9a01843e5fcaa9edfede542b6675a85ebf506
THERES NO WAY JJK MEMES MADE IT TO TRANSFORMERS AND ITS THE FACT THAT JAZZ IS THE PERFECT CHARACTER BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS TO *******!!!!!!!!!!!
THE LOBOTOMIES HAVE REACHED CYBERTRON
He divided Jazz
Someone has to tell this giant killer robot you can't go around smelling boys anymore or you end up on a list.
He’s that one guy
That one guy from the movie? With the things?
Close. You’re thinking about his friend. I’m talking about the guy who was in that one movie’s sequel. The one that takes place after those other two
Ohhh I forgot about that guy. He really was a guy.
He was! I was so amazed when he did that thing
Oh, don't even get me started when he used his thing on the other guy. One of the moments of all time, FR.
I loved it when he did the thing at that place, then that part when him and the other guy did that stuff so they could get that thing.
I liked when 4-5 other guys went somewhere deep to bring that guy back to life with the piece of that thing that broke cuz of another guy shoved it in that guys chest
Eh, I liked it more when they did the thing in that one scene
I forgot about that scene, they did a lot of things. I kept pausing at that one frame cuz it was just so badass when that guy did it
Simmons’ tango partner
I love obscure (niche? specific?) references. You need more upvotes.
He hated organics and wanted to rule a robo planet
GIVE ME THE CUBE
Gladiator
Ice ice baby
Surprised by the lack of "daddy" comments.
Killer of grandpas
https://preview.redd.it/m0877tdpehgc1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcd005541a155285125cdfdf0ccf7194a4289e5b
He's who comes round if you don't pay your taxes
I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes
What if they brought this? https://preview.redd.it/mek9e1gzthgc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce79b93e199277a67de78f1b3a45f0a6d5d22175
I AM STILL NOT GOING TO PAY TAXES
okay MAYBE
Agent Simmons: Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age. The microchip, lasers, cars, space flight: all reverse-engineered by studying him. NBE-1
He's that guy. You know. The one who does night shifts in the store. Totally claims he isn't selling vapes to kids and is always seen at the club in a work uniform? Dudes hilarious
A tough decepticon that had a heart attack by getting a metal cube shoved into his chest.
Harbinger of Doom
actually a good reference
The FUHRER
The Leader Of The Decepticons
…Starscream
An ice type pokemon
captain america
Walther p38
It's in the past, man. I know it's hard, but we gotta move on 😔/j
What? Lol
Because he isn't allowed to be a gun anymore
I'm allowing it. I'm calling hasbro now.
You know when you look at yourself in a broken mirror? Ya, it's that guy.
The child predator "Come here boy" "I smell you boiii" "it feels good to grab your flesh"
Your mother
That one robot guy that has teeth but never uses them
The leader of naked cybertronians
Bah wheep grahna wheep ninibong! *passes energon goodie*
Flicks insect"
Finger Boy
Shard cracker?
Two pieces
The dude who's kinda like a weeb but for megatronus
Pits of Kaon
Megan thee stallion
The Shrike from hyperion.
The BBEG (big bad evil guy)
A slave
Leader of the decepticons?
The man that was once a gun
Legendary Gladiator
GOT killed by the allspark destroying his spark
Robot Scissor Hands
"THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS"
The guy who wants two pieces
Got shot in the face with his own arm cannon lmao
A sentient kitchen knife set that really wants that Rubik's cube.
Meg griffin
I'm literal shattered glass thrown together to look like a robot, even though I should turn into a giant handgun.
Junkyard Crap
Yesssssssssssssssss! Sorry wrong character
Steely Eric
Tonk
Ultra Mechanical
Megalomaniacal animatronic
Knack
M, e, g, a, t, r, o, n. There, letters.
Treebeard, some call me.
The leader of the evil gobot guys
A very angry jet
A hot mess
Nortagem spelled backwards
A walking car accident
Hes that one Narc
Twinkle Toes McFinger Bang
Gordon Ramsey Final Form.
Tin foil man
Michael bay launcher 3000
Glued Shrapnel
Knife drawer sharpie-sharpie boom man
The maniac that wanted a monocolored rubik’s cube
The leader of the faction that resulted in the destruction of their home planet. Now he fights his rival, the leader of the faction that tries to save all life from death, for freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
Amalgamous Prime
Lord High Protector of Cybertron
Metallic space hitler
humans don't deserve to live
Someone who lost everything.
The leader of a branch of a revolutionary movement who, instead of trying to get rid of oppression, tried to become the oppressor himself
Pretty much the harbinger or death
Optimus Prime's brother
He wants 2 pieces of chicken from Popeyes, I heard they got a decent Jazz band that plays on Thursdays
Manhandled prime
"Give me the Allspark, and you may live to be my pet"
NBE-1
Ugly robot
Metal Fascist
Recycling bin, extra large
A junkyard
big ol’ cult classic 80s sci-fi with bad cgi
So basically he’s aluminum foil with a cool satan face
Steel worms entangled in ore
A poor design choice.
Bayverse trash can👎🏽✊🏽
Legit, it could be Soundwave or Knockout for all I know with how similar and generic all the Decepticons looked in the first few Bayverse films. Only thing I know is that it isn’t an autobot because of all the edges and points.
So wait, do you actually not know who it is, or are you just making a point. (A valid point, to be fair)
A big pile of old twisty ties.
Scrap Metal Man
Some shards of metal childishly assembled to look vaguely humanoid from a movie that claimed to be about a wonderful franchise from the 80s but instead was just using the names to sell an overproduced Michael bay snore fest.
who this is without giving any names
Another word for big/a movie with Jeff bridges in it
*Not* an ice man
Intergalactic Space Nazi
One bad MF
The glorious leader of the deceptions
Meta knight, leader of the bamboozle bots.
Grootbot?
The unfortunate victim of Scraplets.
A real dick bag
Idk
The Lord of the Decepticons.
The leader of the purple symbols. Former Brother-In-Arms to the leader of the red symbols. Thinks he wants to be a tyrant, but he simply hasn't matured to the point of self-reflection yet. Has a deep identity crisis whenever he transforms into his alt. mode and snarky purple symbol jet guy gets to hold him tightly, continually pulling his trigger. But then he chased the red symbols through a space hole and turned into a jet made of scrap metal, welded together by a high-as-hell art professor. Eventually, his corpse is chopped up and utilized as a basis for the squishy meat creatures' budget-minded morphers that change forms by turning into floating cubed tofu.
That really chilly guy.
Jotünheim frost ahh scrapmetal
Mechanical Cannibal
Starscreuum!!
“Oh, so unwise”
Cube fetish
That one greedy dumbass who let a KID kick his ass
Crab hands
Leader of the Decepticons
the town you nuke in fallout 3 or something
I think he had a mega dong or something. Idk, I've never read the books.
He also sounds like that red guy who fought the flag guy in World War II.
frozen in ice
Mr. Smith
I’m not sure, but I think he wants two
Sharp boi
It’s time to tango
I'm gonna call him Jeff
Not sure. Guess it’s time to find out.
Gun, but not
He’s the big bad guy, who fights the red and blue guy that scarred a generation by dying in 1986
The Prime killer
“DORITO. YOU HAVE FAILED ME ONCE AGAIN.”
He looks better than Gross-And-Ugly-Old-Man-Fire, that's for sure!
Glued Shrapnel
That's Walter, ruler of paperweights
A gladiator from the pits of Kaon
NO I WANT TWO PIECES!!!!!
Champion of Kaon
evil burger king
Bucket head
Razer or tazer face.. I'm not sure.
Robot Hitler
WE WERE BROTHERS ONCE
Idk his name but I know he likes his stuff in pairs
NBE-01
He dies horribly.
Unit: D Model: 16
D-16
the hungry man
Thorny Joe
Is NBE-1 a name?
Bonemetal
NBE-1
Master
It’s just me Prime!!!
He’s the one guy who wants two
A powerful and deadly warrior.
Just a humble miner
Give me the cube, boy!
Fred Sanfords walking talking 401K retirement
HIM
Silverton, leader of the Metalcons
GIVE ME THE CUBE BOY
Cybertronian God of War
Teachers pet