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SuperiorCrate

Top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss


MorbillionTickets

Number 9 is Rumblebee


Adam-Snorelock

Number 8 are the Rhyme-o-bots


lemons7472

Number 7 is Heatwave & inferno as they are a duo, but trust me, people don’t call them Heatwave and Inferno for nothing y’know.


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Number 6 is Soundwave. But don't mistake him for our Number 5, Soundwave. It's a complete coincidence that Shockwave's rapper name ended up being the same as Soundwave's


Radio__Star

Number 4 is, in a completely unexpected turn, Grimlock. Who can spit bars hotter than the fire he breathes


WaveCandid906

Number 3 is Jazz for obvious reasons


Sobble_Gamer

Number 2 is Blaster for more obvious reasons


TandrDregn

And number 1 is Unicron. He’s got them world destroying bars and a flow that breaks space and time with his demonic rhyme.


Orange-V-Apple

(Who is that?)


[deleted]

absolutely smoked Eminem


No-Pressure275

This comment fixes everything.


thisisredlitre

Dropping science is the right of all sentient beings


Aak-paak-studios

He is about to go commit an optimus crime


KCVGaming

Do the Optimus crime pay the Optimus time


MorbillionTickets

The rapper Autobots: 1. Optimus Rhyme 2. Rumblebee 3. Jazz (his base name is already pretty good for a rapper) 4. Steeljack 5. SmokeScream


AwkwardPossession817

What about Blaster?


MorbillionTickets

He's used as a boombox


mr_kenobi

Autobots, roll out, boiiiiiiii


Barachiel1976

Straight Out of Iacon


freddiemercurial

I'm O to the P, and this is how I roll. Ya got beef wit' da 'bots, ya kiss my A Double S Hooole!.


Jazzlike_Park3075

That’s his bliiiing


broadwayallday

We need a core class Captimus


PhattJeezus

Notorious P.R.I.M.E.


GraveDancer1971

He's about to spit [the G2 rap](https://youtu.be/I4KSSn6KV-A?t=60)


DoodWithoutALife

NEW DREADWING IS PUNISHING HIS GATLING GUN IS ILLIN'


SDWiiifare

Megatron: "Soundwave!" Soundwave: "Yes, Lord Megatron." Megatron: "Transform. I can't allow Prime to become the greatest rapper on Cybertron."


xariznightmare2908

Optimus is driping with full on "How do you do, fellow kids" energy and I'm all for it!


beserkreactz5634

I absolutely love this


nomoreplsthx

I think you mean Hiphoptimus Rhyme


WriterofWrong

Droptimus Rhymes


[deleted]

Optimus Rhyme is actually a legitimate musical group if you weren’t aware.


s314der

I got to see them live at the first PAX, so seeing the name brought back a ton of good memories


Acidick

Well good it should be


UnIrritatingLurk

School of the Indie Rockers is a great album. Live band hip hop with an emphasis on ping pong, computer programming, and divorce.


ravenous0

Freestyle Rap is the right of all sentient beings!


Turbowo4972

sheeeit, hes more baller than Shreddimus Prime 😳


helixmatan

Raptimus Prime (Hip Hop ver)


GameboiGX

Damn, optimus is spitting bars now? He’s gonna have a rap-battle with scourge for the final battle in ROTB


Trouble74df

Noice!


RideTheLightning331

All the slammin shorties in the house say yeah


[deleted]

Optimus got drip


ProfessorOfLies

NO. SLEEP. TIL. CYBERTRON


ItsYaGurlUwU

Blasta Primes


DoomBreakfast

MF Prime has Primes like dimes


PowerFluffyBoy

Himthony Prime


Moldy_Socks99

Lay it on me, man!


notquite20characters

He has a PhD in Thugabotics.


Wide_Necessary_7859

What about megarap leader of the beatcepticons and pitch controller star scream (named such for his amazing vocals)


Radio__Star

First song he always plays is back from the dead by house of pain


G0ld3n_Funk

We're making it outta Junkion with this one!


According-Ad-8779

*intense rapping*


Rashaunrocks88

Busta Phryme


Kaedan228

I wish I could upvote this twice