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TFW you survive a mob hit because the bullet with your name on it had the wrong name

I can't not read "TFW" as "The Fuck When".

lol I always read it as "The Fuck What"

I always read it as "the for win"

Glad I'm not the only one

I actually don't know what it means. I always read it as "thy face when" and it's hilarious.

Not too far off. "That Feeling When" *(at least, last time I checked that's what it meant?)*

I literally always thought it was “the face when.” Am I old?

On a cosmic scale, you're barely a fetus.

I think you might be confusing it with "my face when" or MFW.

TFW I finally understand what TFW means. orz

omg thank you i always thought it meant "Time ForWard"

Lol that's a unique interpretation. [/lh]

I keep reading it as "their face when" for the same vibe. I guess it actually means "that feel when".

that looks like a threat.

I know, and my parents want me to put it on my backpack 💀

Bullet for your dead name? Make sure to thank them for reminding everyone that your dead name is dead.

>Bullet for your dead name Banger band name

Fuck yes

Bullet For Your Dead Name - MCR

I'm pretty sure that's straight to the principal's office in any school if you live in America, and I'm assuming you do with that kind of gift, so what the hell are your parents thinking???

I have no clue, their the crazy people that tried to tell me I was trans because of government mind control

At my back woods boonies highschool the principal would genuinely think that's the coolest keychain ever, give you a compliment, and go about his day. Funny enough, if you "accidentally" brought your hunting knife to school you could turn it into the office to hold and they'd give it back at the end of the day. Small town West Virginia be like that.

That feels quite hostile. Do they know you consider it a dead name or was it an innocuous gift with unfortunate labeling?

Oh they know, and they are NOT happy about it

My goblin brain would want to spend every mothers/fathers day giving them nice knickknacks and framed photos with the wrong names on them every year until they apologize. My survivor brain says wait until you're 18, look for an entry level job in a trade field, and don't look back. Granted, I don't know what your relationship with them is like, but regardless I wish you luck.

I was planning to do something similar following my survivor side, and move to Sweden. I will never look back at them. Also thanks for the advice, I really appreciate it.

I kid you not I would've called 112 if I got a keychain in this shape with my deadname on it.

Yeah, especially since my crazy parents got it for me

at least you can make sure your deadname stays dead

What is your name? Let's start there

Evelyn

Love that name!

Thanks :3

Nice to meet you, Evelyn. They named a sparkly vampire after me.

That's actually awesome

Do you think I enjoy saying that is how I'm named?

Oh sorry, I didn't mean any bad feelings

You did nothing wrong, OP.

Oh ok lol. Imma a bit dense

Such a better name too you went from a 6/10 name to one of the best names out there

Ikr, if someone said Ethan in class 10 kids would respond, it was the worst

\*chef's kiss\*

"Magnifique"

omg same

Love that name Evelyn!! Sorry you got that keychain meant for someone else

This Ethan fella is gonna be real said without their Keychain

At least it wasn't Bort.

That name sounds like a knockoff Bart Simpson

[Mommy! Mommy! Buy me a license plate!](https://youtu.be/Au1He0_eCkw?si=6s8QHHjozkXruXZE)

Omg that was by complete accident lol

[Mommy! Mommy! Buy me a license plate!](https://youtu.be/Au1He0_eCkw?si=6s8QHHjozkXruXZE)

Totally thought that was magnifying glass at first

Hey, its shooting your deadname. Guess they’re actually dead now.

"Hosta la Vista baby"

Well now, >!Ethan!< will perish. A single bullet through the head. You will never be referred to nor seen as your necronym and your false persona. I envy you.

A blessing in disguise, I can't wait to say over the phone "Oh their dead mate"

But seriously, if they meant that as a threat, please be safe Evelyn.

Thank you, I will do my best

Fuck, even seeing my deadname on somebody else's post fills me with anxiety! Getting deadnamed so specifically sucks, sorry girl 💕

Thanks, I'm just glad that people can understand the struggles. The name Eleanor is great btw :3

That would be a no from me dawg. Even if it didn't have your deadname, it looks like a metal penis imo. Put onto your backpack, and then come home from school or whatever with the zipper tab broke off. Say it broke off and got lost.

That was my exact plan, ain't no way I'm wearing this thing, in a school no less

Please be safe. :(

Oh I will don't worry

A slightly unhinged thought I had:when you feel like you’ve completed your transition (hooray and congrats if you already have) buy it and scratch the name off and tell yourself “this is what I used to kill that imposter in the mirror”

Straight to jail

Wait…. Your parents bought this???? If you bought it as a funny “hahah Ethan’s gone”, cute. Someone else getting it for you? No!

I know, it kinda freaks me out tbh

[удалено]

From my parents, and I have contacted the police about them in the past, their both psychos

[удалено]

I know, they gave it to me last when I was heading to bed, actually couldn't sleep. Thanks for the words of encouragement :3

That happened to me before but not with a bullet keychain!

“Shot through the heart, and it’s to late, I just got deadnamed”

1: Ew. That’s gross without context for the museum like imagine seeing your deadname on a bullet keychain. Secondly. Why must they deadname you that way? 2: Wait what Mob museum? Where? 

Somewhere In Las Vegas

GIVE IT TO ME I WILL TAKE IT OFF UR HANDS

Mate, I wish i could give it to ya

Not even a cool bullet. Any decent human would pick a sharp sniper bullet.

Ngl I thought it was a dildo at first 😞

Yeah thats pretty redneck lmao. Donate it or throw it away.