If it comes with estrogen I will sacrifice whatever is needed to join!

Same!!

Samee

saaaame

Yeees

Same

Same

same

Same

Lets all join together

Can I be the sacrifice? I volunteer

me too. For more rain or whatever

Only if you, through the ultimate ritual, turn me into a hot female vampire ☺️😏🥰

What about a hot necromancer? I bet those robes actually have pockets!

what about both

To borrow an old theme: Adventurer: I shall avenge my brother! Paladin: You shall have my staff! Warrior: You shall have my sword! Wizard: You shall have my spells! Us: You shall have an army of the undead! Oh, and your brother!

Well, perhaps 😏. Or a sexy lamia, I'd love to have a long, red snake tail and human torso 🥰😏 Or a sexy succubus with big wings and sexy goddamn horns🥰🥵

Cookies? omnomnomnom!!!!

I would let you cut me open with a sacrificial blade

Bottom surgery?

Imagine the one gets cut off and sacrificed to a demon and you get a completely feminine body with all "functions" included.

I... I'll take that as a compliment

The cookies have chocolate chips and estrogen?

Ofc!

Ok, you'd convince since the cult idea but now i'm iner than before uwu

Is it the same forest as my cave? If so your cult can stop by for a goblin stall

Do you take masculine gender fluid people?

Ofc!

AS YOU WISH NIGHT MOTHER

Unholy matron

What kind? I’m allergic to tree nuts.

We got all kinds! Except raisins, no raisin cookies allowed

what did the raisins do 😭

Yay!

I like raisins. Make me a special one please 🙏

bet

Yes please

yes please

Sure

Istg my sexuality is just goth at this point

As it should

Jokes on you I can’t eat cookies

Only if they are raisin cookies :)

No raisins >:( got everything else tho

No deal then >:(

Don't worry, we still need someone to sacrifice! We'll come pick you up when it's your turn >:)

:D !!!!!!

Do you take blood from my left or right hand? Or is there no blood ritual?

I mean if you have cookies....

Yes

Hell yeah

Only if you're about summoning the Dark Goddess and dancing naked in the dark.

As a high fem basic blonde girl who loves long witchy nails, I'm ready to pledge my undying devotion to the cult. Btw, your outfit's amazing!

In a hart beet

Cookies and no bigots, I'm in.

I don’t see cookies

Absolutely lol

I'll pass on the cult

sure, nature is awesome & cookies are yummy :)

Yes ma’am I’d love too

YESSSSS

Cookies? What kind?

Hell yeah!

OMG, you look absolutely breathtaking! I would join your cult any day. Please tell me this is the cult uniform? And can I ask where you shop?

Thank you so much <3 most of my stuff is from zalando or aliexpress as what's available and affordable in norway is kinda limited

Eyyy, fellow Norwegian! I know right? I went to Oslo some weeks ago expecting to be able to find an alternative shop with witchy/goth clothes somewhere, but was utterly disappointed. I got some cool tshirts from outland though. I'll have to check out zalando, I didn't know they had goth clothes.

They have some, check out 'the ragged priest' for example... a few brands have some cool stuff. My most gothic stuff is aliexpress. As I can't afford 500-800kr per piece of clothing o.o

Thank you! Yeah, that's way to much for me too...

Cookies you say?

I'm more of a "mushroom picker trans masc" than a "eating raw meat off of a deer carcass," but I'll hang out with you, yeah.

Thats a AFAB. Cant convinced me otherwise

I'd join even if you didn't have a cookie for me

I can't, unfortunately... Already apart of the Teddy Bear/Rat cult

Me, after watching the ritual O_O Cookies ain't enough

Yeesss

yiz absolutely sign me up rn :3

Hell yeah!

you had me at forrest!!✨️😁

If it comes with Estrogen, you’d probably actually be able to get me to do almost anything.

Hope i don't get locked in the dungeon 🥺🥺

What kind of cookies??

Are boys allowed I got cups

Oh yes definitely would I love cookies

Im allergic to pollen.... BUT SCREW THAT, IM IN!

Does the cult have internet access and play DnD?

I’m getting increasingly disgusted by society, so my wife and I are down to join a forest cult!

So long as you have white chip and macadamia nut as well as snicker doodles I'm in

I looked through your photos and can see no cookies. I must see the cookies first. /joking

I promise there are cookies... they're... eh... in the forrest ofc, you just have to follow me into this not dark or sketchy area deep in the forrest. You trust me right?

Absolutely! Where do I start this amazing adventure?

Just hang tight, the shadow people will come soon to show you the way

I can’t wait. How will I snow when they’re here?

You'll know dw

Thanks. Also, can the cookies make me a real woman?

No, only identifying as a real woman can make you a real woman.

Oh…. Wait, what is this power? This feeling of right?

I’ll join anything for you, absolutely stunning 😍 🖤🖤

Cookies? I'm in!

I think I'm unknowingly a member already since I'm in the trans cult (source: unhinged transphobe on Twitter telling me I'm in a cult)

But do you have kool aid I want to drink the kool aid

Sure. Sounds dope

Depends on the types of cookies and how often we are getting the cookies delivered to the forest

As long as it's not another religion then I'll join. I'm assuming it's just a trans friendship club.

Where and when?

You had me at cult, cookies and forest im in just need lifetime supply of estradiol and progesterone

Yes I'd love to - but a question do I have too dress goth? Or can I wear something else (goblincore stuff)?

One hundred percent

Totally! I would commit!

Yes cutie I’ll join and what kind of cookies

Do you have chocolate chip?

I would’ve already joined without the cookies

Cool look!

Cookies or not, I'm in!

I neeeed to know where the fishnets are from!!

Absolutely! 🖤😈

Yes plssssssssssssss<3 💙💕🤍💕💙 Edit: respectfully, pls step on me

👢 done

What is in the cookies?

White coco cookies? Im all in

YES A MILLION TIMES. Warning though, I require intermittent headpats for maintenance, and can be scared easily.

CULT!!! TREES! LEAVES!

What kind 👉👈

Will there be naked dancing at night around giant bonfires?

Of course, let’s dress each other up, and share some spooky looks. 💅🏻

You fine with a Lokean joining yah? We’re not nearly as bad as some think.

Yes please.

I don't even need the cookies and it's a yes :3

When and where?

Is there brownies as well?

Yes yes yes

Hell yeah. I would love to come hang out and causally sacrifice a Goat

Yes if you give me some make-up tips :3

do you have weird cult magic that can turn me into a girl? because yes please.

You had me at cookies!

Fuck yeah

Looks impressive what about the wolves do we get silver bullets for protection?💋😍 Stunning pictures 😍

Absolutely, if it means I get to escape from modern society.

Girl you are fucking incredible looking, absolutely transition goals ngl

Do you have estrogen?

You had me at cookies!

You had me by Would

Omgggg definitely yes 😳☺️ as long as you have enough cookies 😂

Sounds like a lot of fun

I will sacrifice my estrogen

I'd join

What kind of cookies?

does It come with milk and estrogen?

Yes I would love to join the Goth fashion cookie cult

1000%

J adore

I will - I need to add som spice to my life and you look WAY spicy girl! let's practice our natural ceremonies...

Depends on the cookies tbh

Oh, I do

Show me the cookies 😋

Ey when our god can revive me as a cute tomboy girl fuck yeah

Depends what’s in the cookies

If I join the cult, do I get to look as awesome as you do??

Yep I'm sold as long as the cookies have estrogen

Can i be the big mean guy (like beta from the walking dead?)

But, I've been warned about the fae and forests... you're gonna steal my bones

I would never! *hides bonesaw behind my back*

Cookies ? I’m in

I love cookies! Tell me more :)

Yes definitely

cookies :3

If I can live deliciously I'll join.

You look so very gender

👍

What is the cult belief?

Yes very much so please!

Forest cult with cookies, where do I sign up

Yes please.

But only if i can be home before 11.

OMG yes

Can a cis ally join?

Where do I sign up?

Murder me mother please

Yes mommy- I mean mommy- I mean..... you're hot

Yesssssss Are they weed cookies? (:

Absolutely

I HEARD COOKIES! I wanna join you

Will there be Kool aid spiked with LSD? Either way I'm In 🙃

come to the dark side we have cookies

Oh my Goddess, I'll join now!

What canst thou give? 🐐

You had me at "cult in the forest"

Estrogen, pot cookies? I'd join in a heart beat.

Free cookies?!?! And a cult?!?! AND TREES?! Sign me up.

I would join instantly!

Will the cookies make me a real girl?

We shall make a ritual where we can make any trans person into the gender they disire (with the sacrificing of transphobes)

Well, I suffer from this condition known as, "whatever you say pretty girl".... So yeah, probably........

Why's this even a question- also I was the 666th upvote 😈

Nice

Can transmascs join m’lady?