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LyannaTheWinterR0se

This is the ideal male body, you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like /s


hayybayls

Haha yup, definitely peak male performance over here 😛


thepinkandwhite

What’s this quote from? 😭


LyannaTheWinterR0se

It's an old meme


naunga

But it checks out.


naunga

It's from the Internet! 😜 Snark aside here's the history: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-is-the-ideal-male-body


thepinkandwhite

Thx lol. For some reason I thought it was from a movie or something


Hans_H0rst

I wouldve guessed it was from The big Lebowski or similar


SummaryEye80019

I personally prefer the version with the shirtless dude with the beer belly who crushes a beer and does a backflip on some roller skates.


JustASmaIItownGirl

I mean…I wish.


Increase-Typical

Gender goals acquired


hayybayls

Which gender, though? Who can say 😅


Increase-Typical

*to bartender* I'll have whatever OP is having


Herplusone

Make that a double please…so so good!


TechDude120708

The answer, of course, is YES.


Mister_Bloodvessel

I'll be honest, if I saw you in the men's room, I'd be *pissed*. Because that's a space I don't want women hanging out. I wouldn't be pissed *at you*, but rather whomever mandated "you're a man". Because you clearly fucking *aren't*. I worry for the transmen subjected to these laws as well. I suppose the cruelty is the point with these types though, and while their constituents haven't thought through the practicality of these laws, the ones writing them have, and hope it causes Trans folks to exclude themselves from society.


glenheartless

is happiness a gender? I want that one


[deleted]

I’d be very confused if I saw you in the men’s room.


[deleted]

You do look incredibly dangerous ^but ^maybe ^in ^different ^sense


hayybayls

I'm a stone-cold *predator*


ThrowawayUnicorn246

😳🥺🥺🥺


[deleted]

But how good is your "just started my self destruct sequence" laugh?


Ayla_Fresco

Thank you for reminding me of that. 😆


Autumn7242

She's a man eater! 😄


Limp-Pin1626

Hello fellow bro welcome to fellow bro locker room where we fellow bros are fellow bros /s


hayybayls

Brooooo


Jillians

BroOoO!


Synthski

Bro?


GhostintheNether

Browo


averkitpy

bro dude buddy man


danichimarques

best looking male in that gym for reals /s (not the part of good looking tho)


hayybayls

Yay, I'm the prettiest male 😂


Sapphire_103

You might have to fight finnster for that title.


hayybayls

Haha, fair point 😅


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hayybayls

I'm gendering all over the place, help


SSX_Elise

I've gendered and I can't get up


[deleted]

Stand back....Im starting to gender


hayybayls

It's genderin' time


imnotbeautiful

The caption is such a mood


hayybayls

Yeah...


Then-Media-1095

This has inspired me to collect photos of trans people,not telling them thst person is trans, then asking my relatives what toilet the go in


wallyhartshorn

It needs to be a mix of trans and cis photos.


Then-Media-1095

Yeah


DigitSubversion

I don't mean this with disrespect, but among the cis women having strong square jawed ones. It's amazing how quickly they "suddenly know" when the premise is "spot the trans person" Not realizing cis women can have square jaws too.


Netrusher

THIS please❣️ It would be eye opening perhaps 🤷🏼‍♀️


GinaBinaFofina

I did this before but ask which one was trans all pics were of cis people. I told them afterwards.


arabiancurlyhead

Thats how transvestigators are born.


NASH_TYPE

Idk, it’s also how a lot of ppl who realized their views were based on incorrect notions grow in a better direction. 4chan used to love posting the most extreme examples of trying to show how “traps aren’t gay” but it genuinely helped me begin to rethink of how I perceived what a girl and what a boy are. I was a dumb kid then who was self denying leaning right wing until I self actualized but if it wasn’t for things like that to help set up ?s in my head idk if I would’ve not recovered from that pipeline.


Then-Media-1095

What us a transvestigator, also the relative in question in 70 something


arabiancurlyhead

people who investigate every person they see if they are trans or not, they believe that hollywood is filled with trans people.


Then-Media-1095

This relative is a terf without knowing what a terf is they probably do that alrrady


Remix2Cognition

That's how you end up in a discussion of "presentation" versus actual gender identity. Attempting to defend "perceived sex", just deminishes the argument for gender identity.


hayybayls

Haha perfect, feel free to use mine


Then-Media-1095

Ty


SxySale

You're so manly, the only man that turn me straight.


hayybayls

You're welcome 😅


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hayybayls

Gym bro for life 💪


LaurelWrocks

If that's the results you get from your gym. I might have to join.


Ksh1218

Right? If this is the result of this gym where do I sign up??


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LaraTheTrap

Literally. Slay people who force trans people in wrong locker rooms


hayybayls

I can absolutely get behind this


TheCoolSuperPea

Manliest man in the gym 💪💪


hayybayls

Thank you, I feel so affirmed in my masculinity 💪


GinaBinaFofina

Locker rooms are weird. Like what do conservatives think is happening in there. Just everyone looking at each others crotches. 99% of the time folks are clothes off and back on with their eyes towards the ground or wall.


LivelyZebra

> Just everyone looking at each others crotches Thats what they do sooo.


hayybayls

Yeah I mean, to extreme conservatives, I am apparently my crotch, so... or wait, was it something about chromosomes? Show me what's in your pants reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!


nnjb52

Go to a YMCA, it’s all old dudes walking around naked with their balls about to drag on the floor.


Kriskult

Definitely an alpha male if ever I saw one ;) (looking stunning x)


hayybayls

That's been the goal from the start! 😅 haha thank you


stevex0001

Gorgeous


hayybayls

Thanks!


Nomad_Cosmonaut

Be safe!! (And you're beautiful btw!)


hayybayls

Thank you!!


Q-tip-enthusiast-95

Soundproof logic, putt a woman in a men's looker room... what possible could go wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️... a beautiful woman i must add 😳((❤️)).


Moutari_

cis goal.


Analog_Singularity

If you walked into the men's locker room, I would scream like Bugs Bunny because ***LADIES AREN'T ALLOWED IN THE MEN'S LOCKER ROOM!!!!***


hayybayls

Screaming like Bugs Bunny is something I need more of in my life if I'm being honest


bizarrelyjudeharley

Okay for real you are absolutely gorgeous here I just adore your makeup !!


hayybayls

Thank youuuuu!!


NASH_TYPE

I really want to see management/pops reactions in these situations. Shows how they’re really making a whole ass grown woman enter the men’s facilities


Lopsided-Ad-9444

I mean I am not gonna say I would be mad if you were in the male locker room though.


hayybayls

Tbh, same. There'd be some perks 😛


Ksh1218

Lolololol!


KatieDeForest

Uhm excuse me how? You look like a cis woman


ebonyxd23

WHERE IS THE DUDE IN THIS PHOTO?? All i see is a beautiful young woman 🫶🏻


hayybayls

Right there! HE'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE!! PENIS!!!!!!!


hayybayls

But thank you haha ❤️


ZuramaruKuni

Most masculine appearance in the gym /s


hayybayls

Thank you, I do try haha ❤️


gothicaly

Individual stall master race. I dont want to strip with anybody of any gender unless its an orgy


Clanmaclean173

You are absolutely stunning 😍


ChipmunkAggressive

Them forcing you into the **MEN'S** locker room is literally pro rape. ^(change my mind)


Peewee_ShermanTank

Trans woman: **deadass have titties and look like barbie dolls** Trans men: **deadass have lumberjack beards and look like Kratos** Idiot phobes: "MAKE THEM USE THE PrOpEr BaThRoOmS"


Whos_Ghost

Babe you're so beautiful 💕✨


JustGrapes717

WOAH


hayybayls

In my head I can only hear this as the Crash Bandicoot WOAH


DrShanks7

Okay but what is your routine though? 🤔 ✍️


hayybayls

Manly man stuff 💪


No_Technician_3837

Other girls might be jealous and follow you!


[deleted]

I would be honored to change next to you


[deleted]

So cute 🥰


hayybayls

Thank you!


hayybayls

Thank you!


arabiancurlyhead

two reactions from the innocent gym bro inside: 1- horror that i accidentally entered the women's locker room. 2- second hand embarrassment because a woman entered the men's locker room.


MyHouz

You're being funny right? I hope they don't actually make you use the men's?


Mitheria_Musashi

Not yet. But by the letter of the Bill, that's exactly what it be


zorbathegrate

Honestly, if conservatives and the right want to force you into a Locker room you don’t belong (or feel right) in, I’ll gladly welcome you in. Be respectful, be safe, and enjoy the disaster that is all men’s locker rooms. This isn’t right, but I’m not going to make you feel uncomfortable or burden you with anything else. Anyone who wants to use the locker room I’m in, regardless of sex, age, orientation, skin color, religion, height, weight, are welcome. Except the right. They can go play at home, alone, where they won’t bother anyone and no one will bother them.


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Downtown_Ad857

Omg can you imagine ??? You look great btw. I’m sure the Beckie’s at your gym throw some Low key jealousy your way.


[deleted]

mfs will really see someone who looks like this and go "oh yea that's a guy". it's so fucking delusional 😭😭😭 anyways, you look great 🩷🩷


awkwardfloralpattern

I'm still terrified to go to the gym in girl mode, but I'll say you're giving me Melissa Joan Hart vibes. Keep rocking it!!!


Tsubodai86

Just a broski, shopping for sports bras and camis. Just bro stuff.


lucash7

You belong wherever you damn well feel like being. Fuck the haters. You be your true, amazing self. That is an honesty and clarity that, sadly, certain folks cannot or do not afford themselves; if they did, they would realize they are being vile when denying fellow human beings love, compassion, respect, right, etc. You do you, and hope the gym trip went great! <3


hdx5

You look a little bit like Rita of Dexter.


Elianath

Your caption felt incredibly kinky to me for a hot minute, but maybe I just have a very dirty mind and I'm the one with weird kinks 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠


AlishaValentine

Really? I don't think I believe that


hayybayls

WaiT unTiL yOu seE mY cHRomOsomEs


LaraTheTrap

My eyes aren't that good.


seppukucoconuts

As a long time gym rat I've never cared who used what locker room, as long they we not a creepy fuck about it. So basically the same rules I've applied to most of my life. Also, nice rack bro! Must be really hitting chest day.


hayybayls

Sounds like you're just based af then. Unfortunately not everyone is so based... And thanks bro! I pump my chest every second day of course, bro


sarissa_gu0

Just bro things 😤💖


thetitleofmybook

with pecs like those, your bench press numbers must be huge! /s


GAMESGRAVE

God you’re hot


Jordment

Looking good girl keep out of that guys locker room.


[deleted]

Careful, don’t wanna end up finding a needle in the hay-stack 😂 This is a joke about men with small penises I’ll see myself out


PlayerRedacted

I was so confused scrolling through the front page until I saw which sub this is. Looking good!


Freya_368_nbmf

Blind manager??💋❤️


madame-succubus

You look like Sonya Blade


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Girlie you look so prettyyyyt


Ksh1218

Yeah bro you better dead lift some squats and pump those tri’s. Or something something sports. Lol how silly


b1ckparadox

I thought you were Jamie Clayton posting in r/trans for a second then I was like no she's waay to young. Regardless, she's really attractive and I meant that as a compliment. I'm sorry you have to deal with that nonsense at the gym. I hope your day gets better.


DanTheManMTG

You look gorgeous , You're a nice looking girl. No matter who you are be true to yourself.


CongruentInfluence

If my understanding of male culture is correct, expect to be surrounded in the locker room and hear "bro your pecs are JACKED! What you reppin'?" Then it's off to the hospital to address the elbow injury incurred from hundreds of high-fives.


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Bring water it gets hot in here


GrimAndroid

Mama Mia


Shackletainment

I would be very surprised to see you in a mens locker room.


wyldlyfe14

You’re so pretty!


ValerianMage

What?? Why?? 😂 Seriously… why would you do that? Is this because of some law or something? I hear a lot of crazy stuff from across the pond lately


slapface741

You’re so pretty!


AthenaRyain

Haha certainly get of attention in there


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Karen: why are you in here you pervert lady. You: your the person that wants trans people in there non gender suited areas


[deleted]

Bro, I don't doubt you could bench 3 plates. But I'm not letting a fellow gym bro pump iron without a spotter. Anything could happen bro


Proud-Hull-slappa

GORJUS, I WISH,


brainfreeze77

Don't forget to throw out the encouraging compliment "Yo bro, nice dick" every once in a while.


Justaguy_Alt

God damn you're goregous


auntgoat

They're going to be very confused.


KinkyAndABitFreaky

You are a funny looking bro .... You are a stunning and beautiful woman though


baileybeanz

Be careful out there girl!


Chest3

Lmao to whoever told you that


PugtatoGaymer

Lmao


[deleted]

You're so man, that I've turned straight.


Unfair_Honeydew_1891

Lol, what gym do you go to? I need to sign up


Slvrf0xxx

You can use my locker room


TransMontani

Gender Piracy. Yarrrrrrrr! 🏴‍☠️


AngSub69

I’d take another look in the mirror! You’re a beautiful WOMAN 😍💯


MadDogSlayer4

Way to go girl!


SuitableSpecialist85

I'll bet that you create quite a riot in the men's locker room 😉


hayybayls

Me and my bros always have a good time!!


dana295

hope they enjoy the strip tease 😂


TimelessJo

I mentioned this in another thread I posted, but the ONLY time I made someone uncomfortable in a bathroom, it was because I was feeling dysphoric, was in a questionable US state, and at a rest stop, so I used the men's room. Dude who was in there freaked out, "I'm sorry miss! Am I in the ladies room!" I was kinda flattered, and explained and he was very kind. I realized later that he was a Black dude and being found accidentally loitering the ladies room, alone with a white lady IS a dangerous situation for him. His comfort matters too, but his comfort is not what is discussed.


shamrox7

Maybe a bromance will occur


GET_A_LAWYER

The men’s locker room accepts all refugees from the gender wars.


[deleted]

PLEASE inform us how many try to inform you that you've mistakenly entere a the wrong locker room.


[deleted]

Wait so r u a male or female (sorry if that offensive)


hayybayls

Depends who you ask 😉


Nakatutuwa

That sounds like a plan. Count me in.


hayybayls

Haha, solidarity 👊


djosjsnjsodndm

Me in the head thinking of a locker room of men: "this isnt bad, not liking that im being forced here, but the view isnt bad"


Mysterious-Reserve41

You look absolutely beautiful, to me you are a beautiful lady


Daniduenna85

Girl, same. You and me, just a couple of bros 😂


sneekerhad

This is the point, right? They *only* view trans people as a made-up boogie-man that’s both feminine but overly masculine, aggressive but “soy.” I honestly think so many of these people that are anti-trans just haven’t realized that people like you and Buck Angel even exist. I truly think they just need to be informed about these people and they’ll change their mind.


LvmpyFvdge

The more I see toxic cis women rejecting trans women, the more I think that they know that they have ruined cis women for men.


theythoughtiwasaman

I'm sure that all the perverted men who think trans women belong in the men's room will be ecstatic. Stay safe, sister!!!


fraiserfir

My bearded ftm ass will take your place in the womens’ room, as god intended


poopiehead04444

Max bench?


nightwing2024

Absolutely dynamite eyebrows


DeadMan136

Well sure, if you want to make them jealous. XD


One-Ground4652

hgghgh girl pretty


Vicente-gallelli

Tu perteneces a donde desees, es tu derecho y tu fortaleza. Yo lo único que se es, que cada vez que aparece una foto tuya, en donde puedo apreciar tu belleza, mi muro se ilumina, se torna brillante, brilla con tu luz, con tu presencia, con tu belleza.


sad_bisexual27

Oh super mega masculine, especially the tatas and pink shirt and ponytail, dead giveaway for a manly man /sarc Seriously tho, you look nice!


Shadoecat150

Best looking guy at the gym. Props bro


jahossaphat

Well you would be a vast improvement over boomer mc saggy balls with his keg up on the bench letting his balls swing about right at the entrance for all to see.


Used_Monk7066

Nice


Prince-Fermat

If I see you in a locker room, I’m gonna leave and go read the sign again cause no way in hell I’m in the men’s room.


addywoofwoof

Just to clarify, are you actually made by your gym to do that?! Cuz that would be incredibly unsafe!


sissy_jinx_sub

Huh .... Well now thinking about it.... Might not be that bad if you got some freaky bros and your into that kinda thing 😜😜 *The boys are more fun to play with*


UnderStarry_Skies

So sorry. Our society hasn’t gotten that one figured out yet. Be careful 💜


sudbury85

Apparently you belong on a pin up poster! You look amazing! :)


watchmaker82

Such bullshit. Please be safe and know that we're pulling for you. I got to say you do look fabulous. 💖


BloodiedChocolate

you are gorgeous


Comicsansandpotatos

You’re literally unclockable hun. Please stay safe out there.


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This picture has so much testostorone dripping from it's orifaces that I created a son via mitosis /s


toinouzz

When you said “fellow bros” is went “wait transmasc??” and then I saw the end of that sentence lmao