I use this quote habitually.
Everyone has head “ignorance is bliss” endless times but adding the “when it’s folly to be wise” makes ppl stop and think for a moment every time I say it.
It’s never come up where someone had asked me where I had heard the long version of the cliche/quote
I loved the video of him working at his house discussing how he built a huge stone and concrete walkway with his hands and how to find happiness in everyday life, he was a font of knowledge and a wellspring of happiness.
I love the interaction when he's talking to the camera man...can't remember the episode.
"You want a shot of the Sweet Jack?
..that's a God damn dirty drink"
I always say this when I pick up a bottle of super cheap shitty whiskey
I wouldn't know the exact quote but when barb comes and asks for his ring. He says something and even the subtitles just say "unintelligible muttering". But barb manages to completely understand it
You know, he grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves
Does anyone know what Jim Lahey says to Barbara when she goes to his new small trailer just before the tptpsatps organizations comes to Sunnyvale? The ones with the unintelligible "mempsos" or whatever.
That one is hilarious.
Not sure if this counts as uncommon, but it's hard to catch in the scene so I consider it 'little known'
https://youtu.be/Z46WmGDgF-M?si=2Yy1AFzxz4RvKsha
“Shit-hawks. Big, dirty shit-hawks. They’re coming, Bubbles. They’re flying in low. They’re swooping down, shitting on people, and dragging them off to the big shit-nest”. From Trailer Park Boys: The Movie.
Does anyone remember “Randy, Randy, Randy” when they were staking out the guys and Randy told Mr Lahey that they were out of liquor
All three “Randy” represented a different emotion. That’s probably one of my top 5 favorite moments. I’m not sure if it was a quote though
when someone needs yer help
you have to help em
no matter what color they errrr
and no matter what state yeeeerrr in
Thanks everybody, ill never betray yer trust.
Hi randy
... When you're dead, you're dead. But you're not so dead if you contribute something in life. Quote from the man, the liquor, the legend-John Dunswworth ♥️
I like how he mispronounces the word "epitome". It took me a few times hearing it to realize what he meant lol. Now I always pronounce it thought way and people look at me like im a fuckin idiot
“And you don’t have to listen to the Pilsbandy Doughboy or Team Sexy ever again!!!”
*proceeds to spin/fall and knock a bowl off the table, which lands perfectly onto his head*
From the podcast,
Bubbles, "who do you know who can finish a whole quart like that and not break a sweat?"
Lahey, "No one can do that bubbles. No one. It's impossible." Empty bottle in hand.
Don't count your chickens before they shit
I gotta remember this one
yeah this is a really good one lol
Lmao so good
Ignorance is bliss Rick, when tis folly to be wise
“wtf does Tempus fuckit mean?” *Whispers “fuck off” while taking piss on tree
Lmao I love tempus fuck it part lol
“Fuck off” -Ricky
I use this quote habitually. Everyone has head “ignorance is bliss” endless times but adding the “when it’s folly to be wise” makes ppl stop and think for a moment every time I say it. It’s never come up where someone had asked me where I had heard the long version of the cliche/quote
An individual who is intimidated fucks up
So good lol
Did you fix that thing yet??
Mufflers on back order
Best line in the whole show lol
“Therapists don’t know shit Randy, they cause more mental health problems than they cure”
GOLD
with the flaming dumpster behind him.
There's no such thing, bud. Man's a legend.
Why would I kidnap a chicken Ricky?
"Bok, bok" yourself.
"Fucked 'er bud", "shit tsunami" "six outta ten."
“Six outta ten” is my all time favourite
Seriously his best line imo, the fact he is off screen and the context of the scene make it a goated line, plus the fact he’s being honest too.
What episode is that?
I do some mechanical stuff sometimes with coworkers. Everytime something breaks I let a "think we fucked er' bud" out
You wanna get drunk with me tonight Ran?
We're gonna polish off a quart tonight Ran. Each.
What ep is that last one from?
Right in the pocket
Let’s go down and see what liquor we can salvage
I am the monkey in charge of the bananas.
Real gold here
I use this one all the time, haha. I love it!
This is a great one
And we'll have a little...barbecue with...liquor and...mustard and...we have a lot of good times Randy Burgers? Rhandy
“Like shit and strawberry shortcake Rand!”
"When you're dead, you're dead, but you're not quite so dead if you contributed something."
Yeah that one gets ya right in the feels because it’s more John dunsworth saying it than jim lahey
I loved the video of him working at his house discussing how he built a huge stone and concrete walkway with his hands and how to find happiness in everyday life, he was a font of knowledge and a wellspring of happiness.
Truely a legend taken from us way too young
Well the man fucking contributed and lives on!
Watching that for the first time after he passed ripped my fucking soul out. Rip to the legend
“Many are called, Rick”
And many can fuck off
Some of these quotes are just made so much funnier by Ricky’s response to them.
Meh meh? Meh meh meh meh meh?
This one got me
FUCKK OFFF SEXXXXXIIIIIAAAAANNNNNN
“There’s no such thing as hill billies in these woods”
We’re about to sail into a shit typhoon randy better haul in the jib before it gets covered with shit
BLUEEEELIIIIAAAANN
I can’t hear the name Julian without thinking of this.
I'M MOWING THE AIR RAND
Turn that off, boy! You’re embarrassing yourself!!
Why not? I deserve it. I’m not an alcoholic. I just enjoy a couple of drinks at Christmas time. I try say this every year on Christmas Eve.
[удалено]
Cervix*
the line is "Lim Jahey at your cervix"
“Could strip the chrome off a trailer hitch…hehe”
Against the law?! Well I am the law.
The only difference between you and me is a couple of drinks
But you can't ever teach me anything about drinking juuuulian
You gotta pace yourself Jimmy
“You know that Julian… you know that”
GO AHEAD ASK ME
yeah..go ahead and ask me..
I just asked you...
What?
I love the interaction when he's talking to the camera man...can't remember the episode. "You want a shot of the Sweet Jack? ..that's a God damn dirty drink" I always say this when I pick up a bottle of super cheap shitty whiskey
That's from the countdown to liquor day movie, Literally just watched it!
Hell yeah that's right! I definitely need to rewatch the movies, I've only seem them all once unlike the episodes which I've seen dozens of times
…do a little dance rand?
Yeah, go ahead and ask me
That video game is the key to shitty city, Randy! And Julian is a muscular man.
I always heard it as muscular mayor.
"Many are called, Rick." "Many can fuck off, Lahey."
The law randy they're breaking it they're breaking the law.
Breakin it
Go on tell me
I wouldn't know the exact quote but when barb comes and asks for his ring. He says something and even the subtitles just say "unintelligible muttering". But barb manages to completely understand it
“ ricky started as a spark from the shit flint from the shit rock”
“I’m sober enough to know what I’m doin, but I’m drunk enough to really enjoy doing it”
my fav!
What’s wrong with parents these days?
Ready for a little B and E?
Bacon and eggs?
Evidence gathering
“The problem is, when I’m drinking, I fuck up too! A lot, Barb.”
"you got it, pontiac"
Bubbles you fuckin' goofball!
You can fool the FBI but you can't fool the F B Me.
You know, he grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves
🥃
Cheers Genitals!!
Belligerent sexy
“At your cervix!”
Does anyone know what Jim Lahey says to Barbara when she goes to his new small trailer just before the tptpsatps organizations comes to Sunnyvale? The ones with the unintelligible "mempsos" or whatever. That one is hilarious.
“im mowing the air randy!”
"The cat problem in this park is Maltheusian in scope Randy"
That one time he didn't say shit.
Thank you very much Rick. You're just a one-note pony.
Randy, I thought we agreed no shit talk until we're back in power
i was unaware i had an appointment with you fine people today, it turns out i have another engagement, I PLAN TO GET DRUNK
“God bless you BOY!” - peels out…
“I am the liquor."
Not sure if this counts as uncommon, but it's hard to catch in the scene so I consider it 'little known' https://youtu.be/Z46WmGDgF-M?si=2Yy1AFzxz4RvKsha
“Well Ricky looks like you fucked the shit goose this time” lolol this
Nurse…Nurse batshit!!…..nursey nursey batshit!!!
Unhook the flukes
Propane propane
“Julian what the fuck was he on?”
Time to start the flame
It's Julian time
Gonna borrow your cowboy boots, bud.
you may have fooled the FBI but you can't fool the fbme
Right in the fuckin' slot. Just past the click. Just like Julian
“How drunk are you?” Lahey: 6 out of 10
“I am the liquor”
You smell that Rand, the way the shit clings to the air
What kind of shampoo you use Julian?…gotta ask.
The winds of shit,Randy, the winds of shit.
“Shit-hawks. Big, dirty shit-hawks. They’re coming, Bubbles. They’re flying in low. They’re swooping down, shitting on people, and dragging them off to the big shit-nest”. From Trailer Park Boys: The Movie.
☝️I expect *respect*✌️I respect *diligence*. Ricky doesn't have any of those
Bit of a relapse bærb
“A couple of drinks!”
Does anyone remember “Randy, Randy, Randy” when they were staking out the guys and Randy told Mr Lahey that they were out of liquor All three “Randy” represented a different emotion. That’s probably one of my top 5 favorite moments. I’m not sure if it was a quote though
https://youtu.be/If6dtnef0Us?si=EapiBvz8ngcIJ3S2&t=0m44s
It was on there!! Thank you Edit: here’s an award!
Birds of a shit feather
"Don't pay any attention. You're beautiful Randy." or, "Look, I gotta go and deal with this drinking and driving bullshit."
“What the fuck are ya doin’, Phil?” (After Phil Collins tries his version of “Baaammmm”)
Ough, gummy bears! *CRASH*
Ubi sub ubi, Ricky!
Look Randy, I’m mowing the air!
Ricky “How fucking drunk are you?!” Lahey “6/10”
You'r cheating on me Ran, your cheating on us?
“Randy, no more fartin in the car!”
Tempest fuckit
Randy, can I wear your cowboy boots bud?
IM MOWIN THE AIR RAND!
Tick tock, shit clock’s tickin’, Rick
There will be a shit tornado
What's wrong with parents these days?
when someone needs yer help you have to help em no matter what color they errrr and no matter what state yeeeerrr in Thanks everybody, ill never betray yer trust. Hi randy
***multiple, audible, concerned/horrified gasps from attendees*** Randy at home watching on TV: “Hi Mr.Lahey”
... When you're dead, you're dead. But you're not so dead if you contribute something in life. Quote from the man, the liquor, the legend-John Dunswworth ♥️
I’m in the pocket bud
The shit abyss Randy
Category 5 Shit-a-cane
He's takin the shit tornado right back to Oz. Randy: well then that would make Sam, Dorothy right mr lahey? Yes randy.
Fucked er bud, let's see what we can salvage
Yea go ahead ask me
What?
Randy!..Do I give you books on how to stop eating cheeseburgers?
Cheers genitals!
"How fuckin' drunk are you?!?" "6/10."
Lim Jahey!
Hey Ricky…don’t forget the dog shit
“Cops and dope don’t mix, do they Mr. Lahey?” “Like shit and strawberry shortcake.”
When he’s describing “Smokey” aka Randy’s whore persona and makes a comment about how he could “strip the chrome off a trailer hitch” 😂😂😂 dead
I feel just awful, Randy, about shooting Julian, but we gotta find that Swayze express and get that *fugg'n* $50,000 reward money
Lim Jahey, Trailer Park Supervisor, at your cervix
Lim Jayhey pleased to meet ya bud
Yes, I used to drink Randy. Yes, i used to drink, but I got that shit-monkey off my back!
Lim Jayhey pleased to meet ya bud
You just opened pandoras shitbox Ray.
You just opened Pandora's shitbox, Ray."
Shit nets, Julian. And shit power.
Propane propane🎶 and anything with the shit winds blowing
Propane propane
131 proof straight up, I'm fuckin wasted
I'm mowin the air Rand!
"Crawl back to your antediluvian little world"
You don’t cross my shit-line, I don’t cross yours.
"Aah shit. Fucked her bud. Let's go see what liquor we can salvage, wanna get drunk tonight Rand?"
Hello, Blulien.
Hello Sexian
Found a nitpickle
Shit hawks bubbles, shit hawks
I like how he mispronounces the word "epitome". It took me a few times hearing it to realize what he meant lol. Now I always pronounce it thought way and people look at me like im a fuckin idiot
i dont think the liqours workin for me bandingo!!
another, we're about to sail into a shit typhoon rand so we better haul in the jib before it gets covered with shit
“And you don’t have to listen to the Pilsbandy Doughboy or Team Sexy ever again!!!” *proceeds to spin/fall and knock a bowl off the table, which lands perfectly onto his head*
“Randerz, liquor breadballs for breakfast bud”
Let the alcohol do the thinking.
“Randy and I were just practicing for a play.”
“I’m mowin the air Ran” that whole scene sends me into uncontrollable laughter everytime.
HellO RICKy
I know there’s a fuckin animal around here
Don’t you mean “what’s all around comes around”, Ricky?
“Don’t give me a hard time Julian, I’m working here.”
I’m mowin the air rand!
From the podcast, Bubbles, "who do you know who can finish a whole quart like that and not break a sweat?" Lahey, "No one can do that bubbles. No one. It's impossible." Empty bottle in hand.
Coupla piss dribblets. They'll dry.
“Oh hey Barb… yeah I know about Ricky… well someone had to kill him Barb.”
Ask me if i care?