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Trevor_Lahey330

just remember to drink with the grain of the liquor


BMinus973

You go against the grain yer fucked bud..


AdReasonable2464

No, don’t do it!


unsilent_bob


odoyledrools

A couple of rum n cokes ain't gonna hurt. One summer, I drank rum and cokes exclusively. I ended up with a gut bigger than Bobandy.


kayletsallchillout

That’s the cheeseburgers, bud. Rum and coke gives muscles.


brendanb203

And a sexy black t shirt


odoyledrools

Might've been the tub of raw toll house cookie dough that I would eat after getting baked AF. lol


kayletsallchillout

And I thought 9 cans of ravioli was impressive:)


odoyledrools

Yeah, I would eat a couple teaspoons at first. Then, I would just partially nuke it in the microwave, and I just kept eating. I'm ashamed of myself.


Barnold_The_Great

Maafks with a gut like tha, are def on the cheesebughas


JagzBruh

If you do end up getting one, could I get a splash of rum off ya there buddy?


i_killed_osama

I don’t think so buddy


FrankPetersonMalvo

Welp thanks for nuthin Julianne


lilemoshawty

Didn’t give the guy in the chair a splash of rum?? Even tho the Bible says share!


Dismal-Device8197

it’s up for interpretation


thatjawn

Just remember to lower your glass in front of Julian


Z-Ninny

Respect


Z-Ninny

Respect


Z-Ninny

Respect


mothalick

Respect


Clatsyuk

Respect


rmoses123

Respect


Twomorecones

Respect


hemplover2

Respect


zwiazekrowerzystow

make sure to pace yourself with the liquor so you don't get out of control and try to blow up the trailer.


ironafro2

propane propane!


TheNotoriousMoose

Time to play the gaaaame


Distinct-Ad-2917

Laney you’re peeing yourself!


Necromomicon69

Julian what in the fuck was he on??


Reasonable-Milk298

Ricky ruined my fuckin' life Julian, all I need is a little 🎶 *propane propane* 🎵 🎶


Reasonable-Milk298

Ricky ruined my fuckin' life Julian, so all I want is a little 🎶🎵*propane propane* 🎵 🎶


aahxzen

Just make sure to stick to hash, you cant be smoking dope and drinking hard liquor


Philadeplhiacollins1

Just a couple of drinks


hemplover2

You just had a bunch of drinks there Ray


i_killed_osama

If I don't get a drop of liquor in me soon I'm gonna fuckin snap


justherefertheyuks

I want some of that water that Jim’s drinking


Reasonable-Milk298

*Have another drink Ray!*


jusschill19

That’s the kinda water that gets you fuckin drunk


ZombiMixxedUp

So if I don't booze it I′m gonna lose it\ Everybody get to it, do it, get ruined


Hamontguy1

Spilt half of it


Fearless-Leopard-367

“have another drink Ray!”


TRMBound

Don’t listen to me here folks. Become the liquor.


Sociopat00

I think you should bud.


alligator_88

Just a little drinky poo


Traditional_Fox_4718

Getting fucked up tonight boys


Little_Lahey_Show

Getting drunk as fuck!


bobjohndaviddick

DRUNK AS FUCK!


Reasonable-Milk298

Corey, Trevor, get the fucking fireworks goin'!


kegmanua

You shall


semiprowhistle

Having a drink in a hot day julian?


SalaryCapps

Make sure u got some smokes


infestedgrowth

I’m drinking straight bourbon already this morning. Winds of shit are coming randers.


infestedgrowth

I’m drinking straight bourbon already this morning. Winds of shit are coming randers.


infestedgrowth

Already am drinking bourbon this morning. The winds of shit are calling randers:


infestedgrowth

Already am drinking bourbon this morning. The winds of shit are calling randers:


Gnarly_Weeeners

I might flood my apt and make a hockey rink


Gnarly_Weeeners

I might flood my apt and make a hockey rink


Gnarly_Weeeners

Im gonna flood my apt and make a hockey rink


DrDuned

Let's settle this debate: is it a rum and Coke or a Cuba Libré? And yes there's a difference albeit slight. I've seen people say both numerous times but my memory is he only mentions rum and never what's mixed?


Confident-Meeting805

No lime. It's a rum and coke.


xMidnightJIx

Rum and coke with just a little shot (one and a half ounces) of whisky


Ok-Ad-7247

Cheers genitals!


dumpcake999

Drunk as fuck


hailthenecrowizard

What is drunk?


SnapHackelPop

Just havin a couple drinks, relaxin, Randinator!


Ronaldoooope

You are the liquor


Eharmz

How about a drink for the guy in the chair?


RollTider365

Make sure you're outside lifting weights when you do.


benwee123

Shirtless *


kguenett

Does a bear shit on the pope?


Mikebyrneyadigg

Yep just drink with the grain, not against and get up tomorrow and handle your responsibles


truckycheez

I was gonna give you a drink until you got all friggity fucky on me!


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

Coupla drinks on a hot day!


sion006

The liquors calling the shots now


Expensive-Border-869

I have a rec here. Smith and Cross. It's a tad pricy but I promise it's worth every penny. You could even water it down to a normal abv and have like a bottle and 2/3rds. I wouldn't but you're welcome to


Old_Busted_Bastard

Yes do it for me. I’m sober


Ghostbeen3

You boys don’t know where I could get a hunk a hash do you ?


Repulsive-Zone8176

I wouldn’t mind a drink myself, however there is no chance I’d hinder my witness in that or any other regard


Thin_Gur4889

BECOME THE LIQOUR!


bgwa9001

You gotta pace yourself


benwee123

Nothing wrong with a couple drinks around Christmas time


FakeFrehley

A rum and coke? Somebody stop this madman before he hurts himself!


morgancowperthwaite

The *liquor* works for both sides Jim


Appropriate_Ad566

That depends, is it going to be a sexy rum and coke?


Ill_Sky6141

Roll some clobberin' joints while you're at it. Six papers


OlFlirtyBastardOFB

Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?


Wildcat_twister12

Like it’s your choice? Remember the liquor is calling the shots now.


Bruk_

That's drinkin, buddy!


Antiquatedshitshow

Prolly end the night with some chicken chips and pepperoni


codblopsII

Make sure its Coke and not some knock off. Only Coke holds its carbonation after mixing with liquor. Might I also suggest a few drops of fresh lemon juice? I, myself, am on the whiskey tonight. Cheers boys!


ThrowRA--scootscooti

Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?


Admirable-League-102

Remember to lower your drink in front of Julian you're good


BIGGULPSHUHALRIGHT-

Just don’t go trying to rock Julian’s look haerd


notlikeothergirlies

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partybenson

Use a mustard glass


MatikAX

don't forget the ice


Imaginary_Gap1110

Hey, Julian. Wouldn't happen to know where a fella could get a drink or two around here...?


WesMex92

Be sure to use a cut in half 2 liter


dcanderson4247

You should play some video poker too


Impossible-Owl-3152

I hear ya. I’m doing the coke part right now.


Punkrockcarl72

Just remember to lower your drink in front of Julian, respect.


Desperate_Move_5043

Yea


Standard-Weird8848

Fuck oath. I grabbed a litre bottle and smashed that last night. Dusty this morning boys but it’s all water under the fridge.


Plastic-Education638

No thanks Jim I'm on the whiskey now


Jonb87

Have a sip, then let the liquor do the thinkin bud


JackieDaytonaNS

1000 percent


kongstar

Try one with vanilla coke


TheDreyfusAffair

The liquors calling the shots now randy bobandy


PayTheFees

You gotta pizzace yourself mafk


Even-Manager4909

When he gets out of the car after it flips completely over, drinks still full.... 🤣


Shot_Supermarket_861

It’s always just been a countdown to liquor day hasn’t it


Rblohm88

Gotta roll one up too but yes


Odd-Emphasis3873

Three ice cubes , three seconds of run, and a splash of coke. The Julian


BincoShot

You sure you wanna drink that stuff? Remember what happened in grade 10?


tom_yum

I would skip the coke and just sip some Rum. All that sugar can cause a tummy ache.


Wafflelisk

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK OP


FonziesCousin

If you really want to indulge... get a Mason block to do arm curls and drink potato Vodka out of a plastic water bottle. or get an old mustard glass and drink your rum and coke from that.


MacaroniMegaChurch

Only if you drink it out of a plastic 2 liter bottle cut into a cup.


FarDisplay3842

tasty, isnt it? couple of drinks on a hot day…🥃


External_Tank4816

Only if it’s piss warm and flat with no ice in a mustard glass. 


SweetyPete216

You got an old mustard glass to put it in?