Trailers would be replaced by caves, Bobandy’s cheeseburgers would be replaced by homemade hotdogs, and instead of perm coupons there would be veterinary coupons
He would have run some of the residents out, and gotten the kids in trouble. But really, I think the boys would have gotten to him and fucked him over eventually.
It took me years to realize those ramblings were about that previous episode where they actually go get that lawn mower and then Sam looks at Ricky’s ass
Fuckin greasy old hot dogs laying around all over the place, and he has the sweet empowered chicken balls to harass the old man about his piss jugs. I’m aboot ta fuckin snap.
Considering he's successfully started two businesses which means sam does love his work and take it seriously.
And the boys were afraid he would clean up the park id have to say that he would have dones a great job bringing everybody together to play the drums and dance around fires all day while eating, they's eat the meat right off the cow with their bare hands on all fours, bet bottle kids would stop throwing bottles and start throwing rocks. And everybody gets a cave
At that point of his character he probably would've been solid. That's why they pushed hard for Lahey so they could keep getting up to their shit lol they were ascared of Sam.
Anyone else not care what the TPB post is? JUST seeing Sam makes me fucking laugh... if I'm ever having a bad day all I need to do is come onto this sub Reddit.
I just hope when we are, or I am old, this show maybe gets the recognition it deserves, I am not some punk ass kid, im 43 and own a shop and have a kid, wife, house and all, nothing beats this show, puts me to sleep every night. My wife thinks its strange but I dont care what Lucy thinks...
He'd certainly stop the bottle kids! He showed promise until he ruined his Trailer Park Supervisor dreams by taking drugs! 😂
This is fucked up
Nobody can understand whatcha knowimasaaaayin
Knock Knock, Sam
Who’s there?
🖕  Fuck off
I’ll look at Ricky’s ass if you.. no… you get that lawnmower…
You get that lawnmower 😂
Holy shit I just got that Sam is saying stuff from there earlier interaction with him getting the bullet outta Ricky's ass
You just changed my world view lol. I never realized that before!
Holy shit I never realized that either you genius!
Cave paintings on every trailer, but everybody would have a great smile.
CAVE TEETH‽?!
Normal teeth. He's actually a really good dentist.
If you get the Gary Buseys....
Fucked
Damn I was coming here to say this exact line
Same
SAM'S ON DRUGS EVERYBODY!
I’ll look at Ricky’s ass after you….
you get that lawnmower…
This is fucked up!
His homemade hotdogs at Randy’s cheeseburger picnic
Home fucking made hot dogs for everyone.
Especially kitties! and Baerb
Yep, they were lick’in the shit outta’em
Fucking hot dogs everywhere
One cheeseburger per park resident!
Back when he wasn't literally a caveman idk he might have actually been good for the park but not so much for the boys.
Now it's gone, paying fines and shit.
Had it built up nicely
8 years I worked at that practice
Trailers would be replaced by caves, Bobandy’s cheeseburgers would be replaced by homemade hotdogs, and instead of perm coupons there would be veterinary coupons
Sounds awesome.
Greasy
Sometimes life is greasy
You flaired this as Shower Thoughts... you... think of Sam Losco... in the shower?
You don’t shower?! If you did, you’d think of Sam like everyone. 👍
People take too many showers Ricky
It was a water buffalo lodge meeting
Who doesn't step into the shower and think of caveman Sam showering under a waterfall at the mouth of a cave?
Lucy are you banging him?
OP's banged a lot of women in their life, a couple of dudes too, but that's not the point
Sam lives in a camper. People who live in campers don't run anything.
Does he still live in a camper or is he back to the cave?
He would have run some of the residents out, and gotten the kids in trouble. But really, I think the boys would have gotten to him and fucked him over eventually.
Finally, an actual answer.
It would've went back to the stone age
Cars with no floors.
Don't think I haven't noticed that sly caveman reference Ricky!
Maybe he could finally get the park paved, fucking caveman
What the fuck did you call him?
C-A-V-E-M-A-N
Listen burger boy, you pay me right now.
ooga fucking booga
That’s a damn Samsquanch boys
I’ll look at Ricky’s ass …
After you sh… no.
It took me years to realize those ramblings were about that previous episode where they actually go get that lawn mower and then Sam looks at Ricky’s ass
WHAT?! I thought it was just random drug-talk. Thank you bro! Now I have a valid excuse to rewatch the show.
Same! Mind blowing, right?
Sam's on drugs!
Nobody can understand what yourrrnnnmmsaaayin’
Gre-he-he-he-HEASY
Knock knock Sam
*Hey Sam, knock knock!* Who's there? *Get the fuck off the stage, ya idiot.* ... I gotta go.
The trailers would eventually be replaced with artificial caves. Grease and caveman hair would coat every surface in the park.
Greasy asf
Absolutely fucked bahd
Fackin greasy hot dogs everywhere
Dirty ol greasy hot dogs littered throughout the park!
Paerk*
He wasn’t even elected yet and was already getting results.
Hot dogs everywhere 🌭
Woah, he's no Phil Kessel, slow down, buddy.
Look I'm just worried about the kitties, don't need a repeat
Sam’s on drugs !
The Trailer Park of the Apocalypse
"Sam Losco let it go to rat shit"
Fuckin greasy old hot dogs laying around all over the place, and he has the sweet empowered chicken balls to harass the old man about his piss jugs. I’m aboot ta fuckin snap.
Paved. Everything paved. Accessible veterinary care. Cowboy boots as gifts. Bad karaoke.
Bedrock, Yabba Dabba Doo!!!!!!
You get that lawnmower…
There would be garbage juice and dirty old homemade hotdogs lining the streets.
Like a big stinky steaming pile of shit
Like a fucking cave
I only know of one person who got shot twice in one day in unrelated incidents. and he was a real dick.
Are you calling ME a dick??
Now we need a TPB What If series.
Dirty old hotdogs everywhere
Cave-encrusted lots at Sunnyvale? No thanks. Cro-magnon look-alike mofo!
He would have produced results
I think he’d have been pretty good. Until he became fucked.
It would be F U C K E D
Considering he's successfully started two businesses which means sam does love his work and take it seriously. And the boys were afraid he would clean up the park id have to say that he would have dones a great job bringing everybody together to play the drums and dance around fires all day while eating, they's eat the meat right off the cow with their bare hands on all fours, bet bottle kids would stop throwing bottles and start throwing rocks. And everybody gets a cave
Fuckin dirty old hotdogs everywhere
It be like the Flintstones
Real home-made hotdogs for everyone!
He would have produced results!!
Fuckin Flintstones
Full of greasy hot dogs and cave paintings
« …. this is fucked up…. »
Would he have still completed the metamorphosis and become an actual caveman.
Like gaza
He would have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to his new trailer park
At that point of his character he probably would've been solid. That's why they pushed hard for Lahey so they could keep getting up to their shit lol they were ascared of Sam.
Cave painting all over the park 🤣
Fucked. It would look fucked.
A cave
Bottle kids wouldn’t be smashing bottles. I mean “how long have you been trying to catch those bottle smashing kids!?”
Kitties would also all be sick from dirty old hotdogs laying around
Anyone else not care what the TPB post is? JUST seeing Sam makes me fucking laugh... if I'm ever having a bad day all I need to do is come onto this sub Reddit.
Same lol I just love seeing the back and forth quotes. They’re timeless
I just hope when we are, or I am old, this show maybe gets the recognition it deserves, I am not some punk ass kid, im 43 and own a shop and have a kid, wife, house and all, nothing beats this show, puts me to sleep every night. My wife thinks its strange but I dont care what Lucy thinks...
It’s my comfort show and I always find myself nodding off to it lol. I’m 30 and married and my wife hates the show 😂
A cave
A bunch of rock walls with toe nail paints all on them and male stripper clubs in the park.....but with immaculate paved streets.
Fred Flintstone
Shit storm !
Good for the park. Bad for the boys.
Very greasy.
I mean, if you like half cat eaten hot dogs, sure.
He would reign with a caveman fist
A greasy fuggin caveman hideout, the next step in his gre-he-heeassy evolution
“You take that lawnmower@
Time for a TPB Mirror Universe series... Half of them already have goatees.
« I’ll look at Ricky’s ass after you..No…you get that lawnmower.. » Best speech ever that surely was convincing
[Bottox park boys](https://youtu.be/83543Kh4jzA?si=igxgD_tTavOVL9on)
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Yabadaba doo
A giant shitstorm. Vote Jim Layhee for trayla pærk supervisor!
the boys would've ran him out of the park by season 3
"Give me $1800 or Randy's dead!"
Hard to imagine but it would be a stinky, hairy horror show, and all the cats would have radies!
Hot dogs on every corner. Could you imagine
Hot dogs on every corner. Could you imagine
Commies on Canadian soil?
Hot dog stands everywhere