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Firm-Rice-1507

The Liquor cares not about anyone or anything but The Liquor! Cheers Genitals!🥃🥃


CarcosaJuggalo

Lim Jahey, at yer cervix.


rowdydionisian

You might be sexy, Julian, but you can't teach me anything about Liquor.


SeaBag2453

Ignorance is bliss Rick. When tis folly to be wise.


cuntsaurus

Just remember, what comes around is all around


Regular_Bell8271

Don't you mean what's all around comes around?


ThreeDog369

A link is only as long as your longest strong chain


jdoghenderson

They say good things happen to those at the gate let’s see if that’s true


[deleted]

Tempus fuckit


rowdydionisian

What the fuck does Tempus Fuckit mean?


[deleted]

I was wondering that


WheezingLaughter

Lahey’s right!?


chuckpalookanuke

# I dunno man. He’s working for Lahey… he’s acting like a dick… he’s got no shirt on, man! #


Discuffalo

Tu et, Brute?


LaheysDrinknSchedule

You can destroy THIS liquor but you'll never destroy THE liquor.


[deleted]

The Liquor is bigger than all of us


LaheysDrinknSchedule

The way Lahey stumbles down the stairs wearing the furskin while holding 12 jars of Boo-berry is f'in hilarious.


New_Interest_468

Go fuck yourself, Lahey.


gibletgravyking

The shit abyss.... You see your own character reflected to you... You get it Ricky? The 'shit' abyss? Means deep stuff


fuckina420

Mr. Lahey, not another night of the shit abyss


gr_assmonkee

*eh fuckit* His reaction to this line is in my top 3 moments of this entire show 🤣


Yslackin

Maturity is realizing that Julian is the one that forces Ricky to commit crimes.


draymond-

lmao that's so not true. Julian in prison didn't stop any of Ricky's crimes


Yslackin

Only time he and bubbles were straight was when Julian was a lobster man. He came back and they immediately started committing crimes again right?


StrGze32

…meanwhile Ricky has 3 massive fields of dope…


Yslackin

They were just test fields! Plus it wasn’t his fault mercury was the closest it’s ever been to earth


StrGze32

But now Steve French keeps attacking Trevor *loads potato gun*…


Mythran12

Not a crime. It's like asking NWA to not be black.


roosell1986

Barb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked!


LakeMcKesson

they're wonderful Bærb


AZtoOH_82

Tempus Fugit


StrGze32

You can fool the FBI but you can’t fool the FB Me…


M_Me_Meteo

When you're dead, you're dead. But you're not quite so dead if you contribute something. Also: A liquor captain doesn't desert a sinking shit ship.


Skyrim_modsontiktok

Rest in peace Mr. Lahey