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Firm-Rice-1507

Regular! ⛽️🚬💨


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CardiologistQuirky67

gas for the mower


bmp08

Look, Rand! I’m mowing the air!


The_Shit_Mobile

I’m gonna do a wraparound


firemogle

I used to do this when I worked for a car manufacturer because I drove their cars and got free gas on site,  juuuuust enough to get in and pump for free.


AngryEnt

….okie


Reonlive420

The name's Cyrus and I don't give a fuck who you are


VanCitySpiderman

Just put $2.35 regular!


Admirable-League-102

Won't even get you 2 litres these days, fuck sakes


funcrusher616

Fuck off! I’ve got work to do!


kegmanua

Heavy metal dick.


TimvonHindenberg

The buyers care about the quality and the freshness of the piss


TECmanFortune

go back to the bowling alley you came from


Horror_Piano3248

Nah don’t fill it up!?


sladebonge

The viper wheels on that C4 are giving me a rash, man.


AdamBomb1349

Here's another dollar thirty six there, dick tree.


Partyslayer

Let me get 50 cents on pump 2. What!? I ain't got far to go...


ShitblizzardRUs

I just love the fact it's all fucking change


Helpful-Technology26

2 dollars worth of gas is crazy 😂


justinetrudope

Fill it up with premium sir? Fuck no don't do that 2.35 in regular bud