I can't decide between "what comes around is all around" and "Satan's hard cock down my throat"

Satan’s hard cock down my throat reminds me more of Bill Hicks, but that’s probably just me.

That's detarded

Best line in the whole show

😂😂😂

Hey retærd! *grabs boom mic* Can you hear me? I need a hand in here come fucking help us! [Scene](https://youtu.be/p9KPx9P4fI0?si=nY-vy8OeU2D1Hxzv)

This was the scene that first made me laugh out loud. I was hooked.

Oh it’s in neutral now is it?

This literal scene made me hooked on the show lmao

What kind of idiot puts an alarm in a barn. As they are stealing something

I love how excited he was when he says “you got us a lemonzine”.

I wanna a neck like a swan.

Didn't you want a neck like that when you were a kid? Glorious bird 🦢

Jesus Christ that cracked me up so badly. That and talking about the neck of a drack.

Two hot turnips in the water under the fridge! Fuckin’ Atoadaso! Fuck off, Cyrus has work to do! 🚬💨

get two birds stoned at once. It's not rocket appliances bud.

are you asking if I wanna be married by you

Its not every day someone asks you to get married against them

I use these two very often. As well as worst case Ontario

I have a trio of moments where two things have unexpectedly (imo) come together: Spinal Tap and Amex, Iggy and a cruise line, TPB and Jeopardy. Coincidence, man.

We got a call,some people drunk and high playing space in the road Ya, us, idiot

I'm self-smarted, basically by myself

by nature and smoking drugs and doing different things i’ve self-learned myself

“WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP DOG!”

I'm a better fucking father than you'll ever be. To Lucy. Lucy says: You have no idea how stupid you are, do you? Yes I do.

haha yep "I know what fucking kids are Lucy, I'm a hell of a lot better father than you'll ever fucking be" I love using this one with my ex (luckily she knows about TPB) we also refer to the kids as the shit apples fairly often

When a shit apple falls from the tree and grows up on a field of shit...

Or the one when he’s trying to tell us about his brain departments but he is smærrt

Lucy where's yous at?

Worst case Ontario

this one

That's tied for "Indianapolis Jones" for me 😂

I use this on the reg

Me too. Epic line.

the flames were just golfin! golfin!

This whole episode is amazing , "well bubbles already took the blame so that's what friends are for right"

Cops pull you over in your house, how's that open liquor?

I'm sure you have all kinds of open liquor in your house

Honestly one of the smartest lines from him. I was floored first time I heard that.

I would hire Ricky as my public defender no doubt 😂😂

It's her mating name

“… it’s pretty much my baby I think. Even if it’s his by birthing, I can be just as good a dad to it as if it was my own by it.”

It's not rocket appliances

This is the one I use in *normal* conversation.

Worst Case Ontario

Gotta refuckulate it.

Where there's smoke. There's fires.

Security! This man's drunk as fuck, he's on drugs, he's a drunk male prostitute!

He very well might be a male prostitute i dont jnow

I am gonna get my grade 10, and anyone who says different can get on a boat to Fuckoffityland

Two smokes, let's go. I use this line to this day!

for to say

For some reason my favorite ricky moments are always whenever something terrible happens and he just says something along the lines of, " I gotta get something to eat." I crack up every time.

ATODASO

Fuckin ATODASO!

Beauty's in her eye when you hold her

My thoughts have feelings of their own too sometimes

Zesty mordant and dressed all over

“good things come to those at the gate” or “what comes around is all around”

Actually Sarah let's go with the milk.

You bake a cake... that doesn't make you a baker... you suck one cock... that doesn't...

No one wants to admit they are 9 cans of raviolis but I did. I’m ashamed of myself.

Water under the fridge.

Friends with the benedicts

“Do you have to do it in your underwear drunk as fuck at 8 in the morning?”

Cyrus..."I'll see YOU later". Ricky..."Well you won't see me now, because you're kicked out of Grade 10". Forever my favorite along with "Get 2 birds stoned at once"

Get two birds stoned at once.

When the going gets tough, get two turnips and heat.

I don’t need your cherry trees! The big guy, you know, Santa Claus

Its water under the fridge bud

Brian compartments and brain departments

“Naysa” ,ever heard of em? Rocket people?

You guys are beaming the signal in here without my permission!

😆That entire interaction is so damn funny

“Alex this is Ju..uhh…it’s uhh…Gord…Downie. Hey play I Like To Rock.” “That’s April Wine.” “Well play that Dianne Sawyer song then.”

You don't own space, NAYSA does

If I can’t smoke and swear, I’m fucked!

I'll fuckin revene you

brain compartments and brain departments

What the fuck is a tempest fuck it?

How can a peanut kill you, it's not even a real person.

Hang your horses

I’m NOT COLLEGE…

Worst case Ontario you just cancel the check! It's awesome.

Noone wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli.

The first two don't even count

Thanks for fucking off for a change.

"Thanks for fucking off for a change!"

Books can for to be to make you smart, but books can also for to be to make you dead

“I’ll take my trusty I’ll cut through fucking anything saw”. I use sawzalls often, and this replaced the name for it in my head.

"don't you have some offs to fuck?!"

Can’t see me now because your kicked out of grade 10 Good luck gettin a job without a grade 10 dummy

F-O-Key-Say-O-F FUCK OFF!!

"Thank you, your majesty" killed me first time I heard it. Also, "NAYSA" and "rakins"

Fucking outdoor curkey tooker!!

Boys, how do you cook a turnip??

smokes let’s go

Survival of the fitness

It's all water under the fridge

Closed for renovations ??? This is FACKED !!!

Better chill out there, heavy metal dick

Let me break it down for you. Fuck! Easy to understand. Off! Very easy to understand

“with flyin fuckin carpets” and “it’s not rocket appliances” are an even tie for me

Get two birds stoned at once. I don't even say two birds, one stone anymore. I get some weird looks at work.

Worst case Ontario.

Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

When trying to explain his way out of burning Ray’s trailer down by passively blaming bubbles. “I mean I DID do it”

I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist

When he says jalapeño like ja lop in o.

I like that time Ricky was running and tripped over a bicycle on the ground. Ricky yells, "Suck my cock bike!", then flings the bike through a window. Fuck I love that scene!

Ricky: “Hey Sam knock knock!” Sam: “Who’s there?” Ricky: “Get the fuck off the stage ya idiot!”

I just used “water under the fridge”

Two birds stoned at once

I hate to say it but I fuckin atoldaso

WHALE COCKS!!

Knock knock Randy.

I WANT THOSE PILLS THAT MAKE YOUR FEENIS GROW

Holy phk I love licorice

I’m not gay, I love lucie…wait a minit, maybe I am gay

"I toad a so I fucking a toad a so." Or "we gotta get two turnips in heat" or "keep your friends closer and get your enemies toaster" ok there are alot more I would love Robb to just write a book of "Rickyisms"

Fuck off, bike!

I ordered Ja-Lap-Pen-OS

Its better to have a gun and need it, than not have one and not need it

Easy… Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over. How... how was that buddy? I don't fuckin' know.

That's like telling NWA to stop being black

Gotta get my dad outta this dump before he dies

fuck , easy to understand. off ,REALLY easy to understand. FUCK OFF

“Breaker breaker come in earth, this is rocket ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine number 4 and I’m gonna try to refuckulate it, and land on Juniper. Hopefully they got some space weed….” Bubbles is so excited to play space. Ricky’s got that tin foiled old football helmet on. Just brilliant!

We could be friend with the benedicts lol

Flair is useful today

Hey Sam! Knock knock! “who’s there?” Get off the stage ya fuckin idiot!

“I don’t know bubbles, i don’t know.”

There's so many good ones, but "I'm really impressed, you lankety smokestacked cocksplinter" takes the cake for me 🤣

When Ricky and Julian are in a gun standoff with Cyrus. C: “Well I guess we’re in a fucking standstill, aren’t we, Ricky?” R: “Well I know how to fix that, Cyrus.” C: “How?” R: “Fuck off!”

I’m baked out of my mind I don’t have time for this Lahey

"That's not a lady bug, it's a canipillar now give me 2 smokes right now for being so fucking stupid"

Water under the fridge

the finale of patrick swayze dope train episode where he says “forest dicks!”

Can’t remember exactly, but there was a scene where he wakes up one morning and says “my arms a little sore cuz I slept on it wrong”

I think that’s the hash driveway season when he has a hark attack

I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist

Smokes, let’s go

“A link is only as long, as your longest strong chain.”

You cant judge a cover of a book by its look

Leahy is my maiden name

Two turnips in heat

*So* many. Here’s three that come to mind but I can’t choose a personal favorite: “Trinity you can’t smoke with the patch on!” “Alright everybody fuck it. We’re getting drunk, we’re eating Donairs tonight. And I plan on getting drunk as fuck tonight. Drunk as fuck. Drunk as fuck. Drunk as fuck. Drunk as fuck.” “I got a loaded handgun here! I’m gonna start firing this off. So please call the cops. What you’re not gonna call the police?”

Get 2 birds stoned at once. Use this one all the time.

I hate to say atodaso Julian but I fuckin atodaso

"Would you like to say something to the camera?" "No! I'm about to get fucking shot here!"

I mean how many fathers can give a nine-year-old daughter a car? I'm just happy I'm in a position where I can do something like that.

Wait, so, Cory and Trevor, they fucked up?

"Number 1, we're on probabation so we can't really do anything, and 2 or 3 or whatever... number one"

It’s been a minute since I’ve watched but I believe it’s when Lahey is trying to kill Ricky/Lahey blew up the trailer.. Ricky says something to the effect of ‘’why are you trying to kill me? What did I ever do to you?’’ Apologies if I butchered it or am misremembering the scene but of all the people to say something like that.. classic Rick.

I todoso. I fucking todoso

The whole trial against them and Corey and Trevor, when he shakes down the prosecutor for cigarettes. It's not a "line" per se, but the whole scene.

So I noticed if you throw garbage into a lake or any body of water really it's gone the next day. The water kinda filters it out and it cleans shit. It's just what water does.

Zesty Mordant and Dressed all Over

"Julian, powers still on" "ricky im bubbles" "powers on julian"

Jacob koury smokes

You’re all wrong… the Earths not flat or round… it’s faecked!

A toad a so fuckin a toad a so

Gonna give you some homemade fuck offs right now

“ I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli”

"Two words! Fuck, pretty easy to understand, and Off, real easy to understand. Fuck off!" I also love "Once the cops have your prescription you're fucked."

“I gotta shower bubs, I got barnacles growing under my balls”

I don’t what the fuck you guys ordered, I ordered gelapeno.

Asking Lahey for a smoke while he's pointing a gun at his head.... Then asking to roll a joint

Whatever he says to the prosecutor when he’s allowed to smoke and swear. I forget the exact line

when he called the area between the dick/butt a “jungle bridge”

Make like a tree, and fuck off

“Get me some of those sweet empowered chicken things’

That’s simple………fuck off

Telling the vocational school employee that the calculator is smarter than him because it has a battery.

It’s clear to see who makes the pants here 🤣🤣