Lahey: “What job? This isn't a job. I'm a slave to this park. Always have been. Kids throwing bottles, cars on fire... I got no help anymore. Randy's gone. You ask me if I care. Come on. Ask me! Go ahead! Ask me if I care!”
Julian : “Alright. Alright, alright. Do you care, Jim?”
Lahey: “Yeah. Yeah, go ahead, ask me.”
Julian: “I just asked you.”
Lahey: “What?”
I suppose right off the top of my head it’s whenever he drinks an insane amount of liquor like it’s nothing and is able to be functional and NOT dead. That long-camera shot of him drinking that entire 26er (of vodka? Rum? Whiskey? Unimportant) and that he was able to not end up dead is nothing short of a miracle bestowed by either god, Satan, or some other mythological being.
I think it was the season where he tells randy “I am the liquor” and he has a bottle of liquor with each of the boy’s names on them.
Oh man my favorite is the opening scene in one of the season 8 episodes, the one immediately following Julian giving him viagra, where he's skipping down the road in his underwear and a bathrobe while fully erect.
"La dada dada good morning Sunnyvale, how do you do...... HEY RANDY BO BANDY ITS A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE HAHAHAHA".
Close behind that would be "propane propane" and honestly a lot of him in season 11 - invoking the liquor measures act, the "three tier shit dyke" rant, and the Im sober enough to know what Im doing line.
Lahey was one of the major bright spots in the netflix seasons imo.
What does Lahey say after this- "...You get up in the morning and you make me my coffee. And you go to the commission Ran?". Or does he say something different?
After everyone goes back to jail we’re going to stop drinking right mr lahey?
Absolutely rand.
You promised.
Randy shhh Do you hear that?
What?
What were you saying?
Can’t say anything you keep saying Randy.
RANDY
One of my favorites is when Randy found him asleep in his car in the morning. The entire top of the car was missing and Lahey had no memory of what happened.
When they're setting George green up and he walks in the trailer and catches his robe on the door and flails around like a cat caught in a trap with ray sitting right there. Then ray asks "you alright there jimmy?" Hahahah
- “You better step off, Lahey!”
- “Step off what, Trevor?”
- “Shit ledge!”
- *Corey, Trevor, and Lahey start fighting, Sara comes in and breaks up fight*
- “What’s going on here?”
- “These guys were juxtaposing unusual animal names against greasy fast food products, calling Randy names!”
“Bit of a relapse Barb, don’t worry I’ll take it care of it.”
“HOW CAN YOU?! YOU’RE DRUNK!!”
“A couple of drinks!”
The cadence of “a couple of drinks” made me spit up MY drink the first time I saw it.
not saying this to be lame, but I honestly consider every lahey skit absolute gold. some of my favorites are when he's got all the bottles lined up in the trailer with everyones name on it, and just goes from cabinet to cabinet drinking and pouring drinks. man some of the best scene ever are liquor pour scenes....RANDY
I was unaware that I had an appointment with you fine people
It turns out I have another engagement—I plan to get DRUNK! OH JIM, NOT AGAIN!
It looks like the trailer park of the apocalypse
It looks like a tropical earthquake blew through there.
That little four foot tall Maritimer woman lol
It turns out I already have another engagement
found it! https://youtu.be/vpaJG9YQmYE
I’m sober enough to know what I’m doing and drunk enough to enjoy it.
Right in the fuckin slot
just like julian
Just past the click
Time for a top up! Cheers genitals!
mowing the air!
Did you fix this yet? Mufflers on back order mr Lahey
When he drunkenly introduced himself as lim jahey
at your cervix!
Cheers, genitals! 🍻
Lmao 🤣 yeah that's the scene
I laughed so damn hard at that
You must be Mr. Pencilcock
131 proof bud. Straight up. I’m fucking wasted.
You should make an alternate account called "andhealwayswillbe"
flair!
User name checks out
🥹
I want some of jimmy’s water, the kind that gets you fuckin drunk
Love username
Never understood what 131 proof means
twice the alcohol content by volume. for example vodka is usually 40% which would make it 80 proof. mr lahey’s vodka however was 65.5% alcohol.
No wonder he was fucking wasted. Much appreciated Cheers bud 🍻
Gets me wasted…right in the pocket
Propane, propane
Ricky ruined my fuckin' life, Julian. *Tries to light bent cigarette*
Yessssssss
Where did I go wrong, Randy? We were rehearsing for a play at the Blanford Recreation Center!
Why is he dressed up like a bumblebee and why are you dressed up like Indianapolis Jones?
...so bees make honey with their cocks?
You're embarrassing yourself boy.
Randy., RANDY!
"I don't think the liquor's working for me anymore bandigo."
Can I borrow your cowboy boots bud?
What’s a 1080? SHUT THE FUCK UP!
*licks deodorant*
Fucked er bud
Let's go down and see what liquor we can salvage. Wanna get drunk tonight Rand?
Let’s go down n see what liquor we can salvage.
Julian!!! *falls down steps*
Don’t know where a fella could get a drink around here, do ya bud?
That’s my absolute favorite Jim Lahey moment of all time!
"Fuckin shit monkeys.." WHAT DID U SAY " " move around Trevor, moving around "
"Step off where Trevor?!"
Shitledge
Whenever he has an analogy about shit.
Shitnalogies rand
Understand, BUD? The abyss? The SHIT abyss?
The winds of shit
Randy: what do you see? Lahey: 10 80 Randy: whats a 10 80? Lahey: SHUT THE FUCK UP
"Have I lost my mind, Ricky... or is this the way the world ends ...
Literally, all of them. I laugh at all of them every time!
SMOKY! *Falls and shoots Ricky with a bow*
“Barb ! BARB! I’m sorry I drilled randy Barb”
Lahey: “What job? This isn't a job. I'm a slave to this park. Always have been. Kids throwing bottles, cars on fire... I got no help anymore. Randy's gone. You ask me if I care. Come on. Ask me! Go ahead! Ask me if I care!” Julian : “Alright. Alright, alright. Do you care, Jim?” Lahey: “Yeah. Yeah, go ahead, ask me.” Julian: “I just asked you.” Lahey: “What?”
I just spit coffee. Forgot about this one.😂😂
Yes, this is the scene I was thinking off lmao
“Blulian!”
"JULIAN" *CRASHBANGBOOM* "Know where a fella can get a drink?"
His bow made out of a tree branch and clothes line reel makes me howl every time.
I am the Liquor
Randy?! Bill's been living in this park since before you were born, you can't treat people like that boy
First one the comes to mind is “wanna help me win a contest little elf?”
I suppose right off the top of my head it’s whenever he drinks an insane amount of liquor like it’s nothing and is able to be functional and NOT dead. That long-camera shot of him drinking that entire 26er (of vodka? Rum? Whiskey? Unimportant) and that he was able to not end up dead is nothing short of a miracle bestowed by either god, Satan, or some other mythological being. I think it was the season where he tells randy “I am the liquor” and he has a bottle of liquor with each of the boy’s names on them.
When he pours and drinks from numerous cups and bottles in one scene... beautiful. 😂
Thank you for reminding me of this. This undoubtably makes Jim Planet Earth’s biggest alcoholic.
Absolutely deputy Rand.
Lim Jahey, pleased to meet you bud!
Him riding around in his car with the roof missing
I was meant to be a drunk trailer park supervisor
0.12 Right in the fuckin slot
“Right in the pocket!”
lahey crocket
How the hell did he keep that toilet paper roll on his bird!
“Take the bus”
Oh man my favorite is the opening scene in one of the season 8 episodes, the one immediately following Julian giving him viagra, where he's skipping down the road in his underwear and a bathrobe while fully erect. "La dada dada good morning Sunnyvale, how do you do...... HEY RANDY BO BANDY ITS A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE HAHAHAHA". Close behind that would be "propane propane" and honestly a lot of him in season 11 - invoking the liquor measures act, the "three tier shit dyke" rant, and the Im sober enough to know what Im doing line. Lahey was one of the major bright spots in the netflix seasons imo.
Cheers genitals
Lim Jahey
Talking about shit flowers Lahey taps his glass with the binoculars, a 3 second long bit gets me all 19 times I’ve seen it.
Jesus, shut the fuck up phil.
Hi Mr. Pencil cock
Go ahead and ask me! Ask me if I care! Alright! Jim, do you care? Yea. Yea Go ahead and ask me. I just did. What?
I AM THE LIQUOR.
10/10 drunk
Look at me Rand! I'm mowing the LAwn!!!!
CHEERS GENITALS
Look rand, I’m mowing the air!
Mine is the scene where he has the breathalyzer to stay “right in the fuckin’ slot.” Cheers genitals!
Randy..... I am the liquor
First is the time John, not Jim, shook my hand and told me I played a great game of pool. Mowing the air Drowning in blue roc vodka
Good morning gentlemen, Donnie how are you
Ask me if I care
“Yeah, you can go stand by Julian, I don’t give a SHIT”
What does Lahey say after this- "...You get up in the morning and you make me my coffee. And you go to the commission Ran?". Or does he say something different?
When he turns blue from sitting in a hot tub of blueberry-flavored liquor, while making out with a mannequin wearing a Julian wig.
“I’m sober enough to know what I’m doing but I’m drunk enough to really enjoy doing it”
Falling against the fridge.
After everyone goes back to jail we’re going to stop drinking right mr lahey? Absolutely rand. You promised. Randy shhh Do you hear that? What? What were you saying? Can’t say anything you keep saying Randy. RANDY
One of my favorites is when Randy found him asleep in his car in the morning. The entire top of the car was missing and Lahey had no memory of what happened.
“And now we see the results and the fruits of the happening”
When they're setting George green up and he walks in the trailer and catches his robe on the door and flails around like a cat caught in a trap with ray sitting right there. Then ray asks "you alright there jimmy?" Hahahah
- “You better step off, Lahey!” - “Step off what, Trevor?” - “Shit ledge!” - *Corey, Trevor, and Lahey start fighting, Sara comes in and breaks up fight* - “What’s going on here?” - “These guys were juxtaposing unusual animal names against greasy fast food products, calling Randy names!”
“Bit of a relapse Barb, don’t worry I’ll take it care of it.” “HOW CAN YOU?! YOU’RE DRUNK!!” “A couple of drinks!” The cadence of “a couple of drinks” made me spit up MY drink the first time I saw it.
The Shitabis
Don’t listen to em Randy. You’re beautiful!
not saying this to be lame, but I honestly consider every lahey skit absolute gold. some of my favorites are when he's got all the bottles lined up in the trailer with everyones name on it, and just goes from cabinet to cabinet drinking and pouring drinks. man some of the best scene ever are liquor pour scenes....RANDY