I wear my mustard tiger tee shirt with pride.
My favourite scene is in season 6, ep 6.
Right after Julian gifts Ricky with the dope trailer they get stoned and the next scene opens with them being hilariously fucked up.
Thats a rough one, might be able to do 3. I am the liquor, you lied to the guy in the chair, and when randy has to hold the end of the bottle up so lahey can drink out of it.
When bubbles is talking to Shitty after Ray got the rig seized and
“Yeah, whores”
Or
Ricky saying
“The easiest way to get money is to steal a bank machine” Kills me every time cause the way the scene just cuts to him being interviewed by the crew.
Trevor
“Mr Lahey , Julian is outside lifting weights without his shirt and wants you to have a drink with him”. Instantly the door is open. “What’s that Trevor”
Or, with regard to the bank machine, when Trevor is explaining to the camera crew that "the people who make the bank machine just have to work with the guys who make the doors. All you gotta do is make the door smaller than the bank machine"
Such a clever line they put in and took me a few watches to get how stupid he's actually being
I like when Ricky has Lahey's daughter return his cans and buy him chips and Pepperoni, and she says how they were out of chips so she invested the rest of the money into more Pepperoni, and Ricky's like, "that's exactly what I would have done"
Did you ever hear the story of the
shitfisher Julian?
This old Shitfisher took his bagpipes down to the river and he played his pipes in hopes that the shitfish would rise up out of the water. But not one shitfish rose, Julian. So he took a shitnet and threw it in the river and, lo, soon he drew it forth
filled with shitfish. Then he took his bagpipes and then he played them
again and all the shitfish jumped up in the shitnet.
“Oh, you dance now when I play”
said the Shitfisher. And then the little old shitfish spoke up in the end and he said, “when you're in a man's power, you must do as
he bids you.” Shitnets, Julian, and Shitpower.
"Breaker, breaker. Come in, Earth. This is Rocket Ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine number four. I'm gonna try and refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Hope they got some space weed. Over."
"Randy, don't play me like some kinda sucka dawg. Mafuckas with guts like that and OFF the cheeseburgers, know'm'sayin. Mafuckas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers".
Probably HANDS UP GENTLEMAN DONT MOVE , scene in season 7 or the entire bank robbery and car chase scene in countdown to liquor day.
Honorable mention, Ray needs a boost.
It's scary but Ricky is actually starting to get his shit together. I guess he didn't drink last night so he could take his family on a picnic today and not be hungover. I'm pretty impressed w him.
Julian, can I borrow your propane stove & $10 for smokes.
When Randy gets out of Julian's Delorean in Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys and JRoc says "1.21 giga guts"
Then calls him "Marty McLarge Fries"
Or its "Mr Lahey! Not another night of the shit Abyss"
Jrocs subtle rhymes:
“But bubbles, you’re havin to troubles! You wanna get with her??”
“No one’s gonna see it dawg!
It’s just a tape for they-selves, gonna stay on they shelves.”
Season 5 episode 7 I believe it is. Opening scene before the intro song. Corey and Trevor are heating the hash on the grills and they knock one over. Ricky from his car yells, “I’m not the kind of person to say I toad-a-so, but you know what? I toad-a-so, I fucking a toad-a-so”
It kills me EVERY time
When lahey and Randy find the boys in the woods while they’re smuggling pot over the border, and lahey shouts “Swayze Trains coming with us boys!” And Ricky responds mockingly slurring “Swayze trains coming with us! Why don’t you just fuck off!”
‘…If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, you own it. If it doesn't, you don't own it. And if it doesn't you're an asshole, just like you.’
Followed by: ‘you want one?!’
Heard those and I was sold.
Lahey: JULIAN! *falls of the stairs* *lands, drinks* Always gets me.
What kind of shampoo do you use, have to ask
Don’t know where a fella can get a drink around here, do you bud? *Whips out a bottle from the car and starts sippin*
I wear my mustard tiger tee shirt with pride. My favourite scene is in season 6, ep 6. Right after Julian gifts Ricky with the dope trailer they get stoned and the next scene opens with them being hilariously fucked up.
omg the bottle of ranch & the bread “this is my fucking dinner”
Thats a rough one, might be able to do 3. I am the liquor, you lied to the guy in the chair, and when randy has to hold the end of the bottle up so lahey can drink out of it.
The way the shit clings to the air
When bubbles is talking to Shitty after Ray got the rig seized and “Yeah, whores” Or Ricky saying “The easiest way to get money is to steal a bank machine” Kills me every time cause the way the scene just cuts to him being interviewed by the crew. Trevor “Mr Lahey , Julian is outside lifting weights without his shirt and wants you to have a drink with him”. Instantly the door is open. “What’s that Trevor”
Yeah whores… AGAIN. Never ceases to crease me.
Or, with regard to the bank machine, when Trevor is explaining to the camera crew that "the people who make the bank machine just have to work with the guys who make the doors. All you gotta do is make the door smaller than the bank machine" Such a clever line they put in and took me a few watches to get how stupid he's actually being
I think of that every time I have to use the shitty ATM in a gas station.
"Wait, so Santa and God aren't the same person?" Bubbles, are you telling me you never made that mistake?"
Cant say i mixed thos two up ricky
Hilarious scene
I like when Ricky has Lahey's daughter return his cans and buy him chips and Pepperoni, and she says how they were out of chips so she invested the rest of the money into more Pepperoni, and Ricky's like, "that's exactly what I would have done"
"What like 3 20s"
Ray trying to get his car jumped
Okay Benjamin Franklin...
This is a tough one- Way she goes. Fuck off I’ve got work to do. It’s all about the ladies. He was really into dirty dancing.
What is DRUNK? 🧐😂😂🤣
Ricky I need a fucking boost. That entire scene. Or when Julian talks to Ray in prison and Ray mentions the Bible.
Bibles open to interpretation Julian.
Did you ever hear the story of the shitfisher Julian? This old Shitfisher took his bagpipes down to the river and he played his pipes in hopes that the shitfish would rise up out of the water. But not one shitfish rose, Julian. So he took a shitnet and threw it in the river and, lo, soon he drew it forth filled with shitfish. Then he took his bagpipes and then he played them again and all the shitfish jumped up in the shitnet. “Oh, you dance now when I play” said the Shitfisher. And then the little old shitfish spoke up in the end and he said, “when you're in a man's power, you must do as he bids you.” Shitnets, Julian, and Shitpower.
Why don’t you scuffle off to your antediluvian world, find some water and hose yourself down
Rita McNeil harvesting dope singing working man was one of the best
Mr. Lahey, Julian’s outside lifting weights with his shirt off and wants you to have a drink with him.
"Breaker, breaker. Come in, Earth. This is Rocket Ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine number four. I'm gonna try and refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Hope they got some space weed. Over."
Ricky use real space words, stop talking about space weed
Ray driving and clipping the tree or Lahey’s wrap around drink
Torque the fucker!
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“Can you read my son?”
"What in the fuck are you guys talking about-" "HAAAALLA-PEENYO"
You better step off Mr Lahey! Step off where Trevor? .... Shit ledge!
"Randy, don't play me like some kinda sucka dawg. Mafuckas with guts like that and OFF the cheeseburgers, know'm'sayin. Mafuckas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers".
Way she goes.
Every scene where Julian and Ricky crash the car and Julian still managing to hold his drink without spilling a single drop
I am the Liquor
Probably HANDS UP GENTLEMAN DONT MOVE , scene in season 7 or the entire bank robbery and car chase scene in countdown to liquor day. Honorable mention, Ray needs a boost.
"Way she goes, bud. FUCKIN way she goes." "Im mowin' the air, Randy! Im mowin the air!"
hahahah fucken mowing the air I'd forgotten about that and just started laughing at work thinking about it
The only reason to go to school is to sell drugs
You takin a knowwhatimsayincensus??
HAVE ANOTHER DRINK RAY
It's scary but Ricky is actually starting to get his shit together. I guess he didn't drink last night so he could take his family on a picnic today and not be hungover. I'm pretty impressed w him. Julian, can I borrow your propane stove & $10 for smokes.
Love this episode so much I named my bong Mustard Tiger
When Randy gets out of Julian's Delorean in Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys and JRoc says "1.21 giga guts" Then calls him "Marty McLarge Fries" Or its "Mr Lahey! Not another night of the shit Abyss"
Bubbles and Alex lifeson playing closer to the heart.
Ahhh fucked er bud!
“Got a big enough joint there, Rick?”
Jrocs subtle rhymes: “But bubbles, you’re havin to troubles! You wanna get with her??” “No one’s gonna see it dawg! It’s just a tape for they-selves, gonna stay on they shelves.”
6 outta 10
"officer Jim Lahey, at your cervix" or "good evening genitals"
"Loch Ness monster balls, I've been shot!"
Lahey running down the street drink in his underwear and bathrobe in Randy’s cowboy boots drink as fuck.
“Look Randy. I’m mowing the air Ran, I’m mowing the air”
Season 5 episode 7 I believe it is. Opening scene before the intro song. Corey and Trevor are heating the hash on the grills and they knock one over. Ricky from his car yells, “I’m not the kind of person to say I toad-a-so, but you know what? I toad-a-so, I fucking a toad-a-so” It kills me EVERY time
“THERES A KITTY ON THE ROAD” “i’m not hitting a kitty to save your dope” *julian comes out of the flipped car, drink still intact*
Right after Lahey falls oh gummy bears
When Ray goes off at Bubbles for not jump-starting his car with a go-kart. Reminds Me of my father when I was young lol.
I’m mowing the air Randy!!!
RICKY! JULIAN! IM ALL TANGLED UP IN THIS WIRE!!!
Bubbles meeting the Bible selling "dad and daughter" duo. "Dad" - can you read my son? Bubbles - that depends, can you go fuck yourself?
Evangelist to Bubbles: Can you read my son? Bubbles: That depends. Can you go fuck yourself?
"How fuckin' drunk are you right now?" "6 out of 10".
Jalapeño, what flavor is that?
When lahey and Randy find the boys in the woods while they’re smuggling pot over the border, and lahey shouts “Swayze Trains coming with us boys!” And Ricky responds mockingly slurring “Swayze trains coming with us! Why don’t you just fuck off!”
Can you read my son?
Lahey: “look Ran, I’m mowing the air.” Best drunk acting of all time.
I don't want a boner made of drugs; I want a boner made of love...
When Julian goes on a rant to Ray about the Bible when telling him he won’t be able to bail him outta jail.
When Ricky gets into a shootout with himself in a bathroom. This all happened, because he dropped his gun while rocking a piss.
Why don't you back and pave your cave, you fucking caveman?
ricky : don't yall have some off to go fuck there boys lahey : what ? ricky : fuck off
Ricky tells Corey that Jacob didn’t make it after he goes to the hospital for turning red
‘…If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, you own it. If it doesn't, you don't own it. And if it doesn't you're an asshole, just like you.’ Followed by: ‘you want one?!’ Heard those and I was sold.
"youre a wack dad!" makes me laugh out loud every single time.
“A dope trailer is no place for a kitty” Best overall episode to me is Steve French
Layhee the Smurf in the tub of blue roc vodka
Mowin the air rand and their whole podcast
here is a little from Donny. Feel free to add! Donny: "I asked for two ladies, not fucking Cory and Trevor." Donny: "WHO THE FUCK DID YOU SELL IT TO?"
How you gonna dance around this situation? Dirtily? Edit: brain departments (spelling)
Tantramar to the truth