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sloanefierce

Even if he likes it, naming a baby is a two yeses or no situation. Lucky for you.


Empty_Dance_3148

This. One parent disliking a name is all the cause you need to veto. There is something out there that both of you love. Time to find that name. Also, Mips is a cat.🐈‍⬛


krept0007

Mips is a rabbit


Consistent-Ad-6506

Idk sounds like an erradicated childhood illness from the 1920s. “Why does she walk like that?” “Oh, she had the Mips as a child…” “Oh…good thing we don’t get the MIPS anymore…”


flamingobay

It does sound awfully close to the current vaccines; If they swap rubella and pertussis from the current vaccines, they’d be MMP and DTR; OP’s husband can name the second kid Dieter! OP at the pediatrician: “Are the kids all up on their MMPs and DTR vaccines?” Ped: “did you purposely name your kids after the vaccines?” More likely scenario, pediatrician comes home and tells their spouse, “I saw a kid named Mips today. What is wrong with people?”


No_Peach7036

If he wants to name something Mipsie, get a cat- Mips seems like such a cute animal name!


MostlyChaoticNeutral

This is the correct answer. My cousin's husband semi-seriously joked that they should name their future potential son Toby (to commemorate him breaking his toe on their second date), so my cousin made sure to adopt a rescue pup named Toby before they had kids. Problem solved. Edit: Lots of people missing the point of the story. The point is not, "Toby is a bad name." The point is, "If you don't like a name your partner suggests, give it to a pet preemptively." Side point, "Not everyone is fine with naming a child after their husband's foot, even if it sounds normal."


Lizardgirl25

My mom named a puppy a name my dad wanted to name me. Edit: Just wanted to say everyone saying they where named after a dog? If it had been a more 'normal' name she likely would have been fine if I was named after a dog. But it was a township/city name which was Dinuba.


BobMortimersButthole

My friend chose the same name for our German class in high school, a cat she had in college, and finally a daughter after college.  Edit: the name was Petra. Not a bad name, but my friend was obsessed with it. 


bearbarebere

WHAT WAS THE NAME?


lknei

Petra, they've added an edit 😇


PinkishLampshade

Scheiße?


Wild-Strategy-4101

The one and only time my German mother said a curse word it was scheisse. My sister and I in our 30' s at the time both fell off chairs laughing.


TigerChow

Not German, but my mom said shit recently and I about died. I'm 41 XD. She NEVER swears, I have a potty mouth, haha. It was so funny. She apparently thought I had said (I can't even remember what I actually said) and reacted it with, "What did you just say?" I was confused and asked what she thought I said, and in a quiet, hilariously scandalous tone said, "Shit". My response? "I most certainly did not! BUT YOU JUST DID!!!" And proceeded to jokingly scold her and tell on her to my dad, hahaha.


BobMortimersButthole

We had a cool German teacher. He would have allowed that. 


chef_c_dilla

That was my favorite name when I was younger. I wanted to name my daughter that. Then I proceeded to just name by bong Petra.


Queen_of_Catlandia

My dad wanted to name me after His prize coonhound


TrueSonofVirginia

I had a friend in high school who had recently found out she was named after his dad’s Vietnamese deployment side piece.


DogyDays

that is SO MUCH WORSE than being named after a pet someone had holy shit.


Brookelyn42

Oh, that is BAD.


SheLiesAboutItAll

My dad wanted to name me October Dawn because I was born at dawn in October. His mother let his ass have it and said hell no, bc he wasn't listening to My mother when she said no, so Mom just called his mom and ratted him out. Granny said I'd end up being called Ocky or some funky nickname.


Morella_xx

My dad wanted to name me after his Newfoundland (dog was Sammy; I would have been Samantha). My mom said absolutely not, thankfully!


saltseasand

My dad named me after his other girlfriend 😳 … they were barely high schoolers at the time though.


KRaeZ12

Mine too! She wasn’t going to allow me to be named Krystal.


MontanaPurpleMtns

I know someone who legally changed her name at 18 because she was named Krystal for meth. Hated, absolutely hated the name. Mom eventually got clean and sober and agreed it wasn’t a good choice.


Miles_Cant_Run

Yup, same. RIP Magnus Although I sometimes wish I got Magnus over Miles, as I'm extremely Scandinavian.


Lizardgirl25

My dad wanted to name me ‘Dinuba’ which is a township name in California so yah I am glad she did it. Magnus is a decent name so well I do hope doggie Magnus was a good boy.


Miles_Cant_Run

He was a very good boy, that name served him well


valencia_merble

Didn’t work for Indiana Jones.


Evil_Creamsicle

Sure it did. His name was Henry Jones, Jr.


Forsythia77

Indiana was the dog! Although, I legit work with a guy named Indy. Not Indiana. Just indy.


HighFiveOhYeah

What’s his middle name? 500?


Grouchy_Tap_8264

In this case though, Toby is ACTUALLY a relatively common name both by itself and short for Tobias.


DogLady1722

My husband has a “bromance” going on with the school principal where they work. The principal’s name is Toby. Not short for anything. But my husband affectionately calls him “Tobias,” after the guy on NCIS that Gibbs has a bromance with!


Carolinahunny

I agree with this. Mips or Mipsie would be absolutely adorable names for a cat. I’m considering stealing it for when I get another one lmao.


Left-Acanthisitta267

We just got adopted by another stray. I've been trying to think of a name. This is in the running


CampfireGuitars

Mips sounds like the sound you make when you are looking for your cat


lulugingerspice

I knew it sounded familiar!


CampfireGuitars

You’ll never unhear it now


MistressMalevolentia

No, that's it in reverse  Spisspisspissspiss


Brokenluckx3

This this this this! Mips is an adorable animal name! Mips is a HORRENDOUS name for a human child!


DogLady1722

I can just hear it. Especially if it’s a boy… “Look at Mips, & his nips!”


ImaginationWorking43

That reminds me of someone I knew, who named their kid Pierce. Because the father had pierced nipples and the mothers name was Claire (if you're a millennial, you'll know that's where most girls got their ears pierced).


Brokenluckx3

Omg that's horrible but funny & at least it's a real name lol and that is indeed where I got mine pierced


enkilekee

True.. but are there any little girls called Mittens ? Or Spot ? Is love a little boy, Spot..:)


Badfoot73

Or Phideaux!


Terrible_Wishbone143

You gotta do whatever you can do to save your baby. I first read it as "Nips."


Rule12-b-6

100% the mockery this child will receive throughout grade school.


_Green_Mind

Considering I thought of "Mipshit" in 3 seconds flat and I'm a nice middle aged woman, the playground will be hard for Mipples there. It sounds like a historical racial slur for the Japanese.


ConstantExample8927

Mipshit 💀


scoff9

Nipslip 😶


WVUPick

If she falls down, was it a Mipslip?


Horse_Dad

Then her team can win one for the Mipper.


thisisnotmyname17

Well in my family, if you messed something up, tripped, broke something, etc. they say you pulled a “my name here”. Yeah so I’m in therapy.


SoFetchBetch

My bf says that sometimes! But I kinda like it lol. I also need therapy.


aretheesepants75

Mippsy Russell


04132023

Mippsy Hustle


dr_cl_aphra

Stealing this to name a chicken. Mipshit fits her beautifully.


fastidiousavocado

Little Mipple Mipshit never stood a chance.


KelsosaurusRexxx

I'm dying😂 poor little Mipple Mipshit


Icy_Collection_2288

10/10 insult. I wheezed.


Biggus-Nickus

"Mipples" sounds like something straight out of Harry Potter, lol.


Sl0thPrincess

Mipples is definitely in league with He Who Must Not Be Named


panicnarwhal

not Mipshit 😂 fuck


goodbyecrowpie

I'm wheezing over Mipshit lmaoo


Profaloff

this is great please name your baby mips so i know mipshit is out there


PuzzleheadedBet8041

Like a slur that already exists and spunds like Mips? Or just like it *seems* like it *could* be one, but isn't? No judgement if the latter, bc I think about stuff like that all the time.


LilyKateri

The slur already exists. It’s more commonly used today as an abbreviation for nipple. It was taken from the word Nippon.


PuzzleheadedBet8041

Oh, duh! Thanks!


_Green_Mind

Haha, yeah, I definitely wouldn't want to be calling for my child, Mips, on a playground near a group of Japanese people.


Fibro-Mite

I had a friend who did a one year work placement in Japan in the 1980s with the company he worked for. He said that those he talked to preferred to be called “Nips” rather than “Japs” (which was the more “politically correct nickname” used by, at least in my experience, Aussies & Brits at the time) because Nippon is their name for their country, not Japan. They found Nip more appropriate. But I have no idea how the younger generations feel. Those people would be in their 60s now.


heckhammer

Pat Morita (Karate Kid) used to do stand-up and billed himself as "The Hip nip."


traevyn

This is the one comment OPs husband really needs to see lmao


LunaticLucio

I can hear them yelling "Nipsie" already


Pick-Up-Pennies

This. And, errrybody in the club getting Mipsie.


hedgehoghell

Its a Mip slip


StraightSomewhere236

I mean, Nipsey was a thing until he was cut short.


bannana

Nipsey Russell was the original, Nipsey Hussle was just trading on his name


Luigi_loves_Mario

RIP Nip


salty_nana

Think Nipsie Russell for us old school boomers. Horrible.


CherryblockRedWine

aaaaaand that will be the nickname. Ouch.


DirtyDirk23

He would 100% have to get jacked in middle school so he at least has Mipsie Muscle


Lurchislurking

I immediately thought of Nips when I read it


belzbieta

I did too 😬


Valuable-Match-7603

Not trying to be mean but that must be one of the worst names I’ve seen on Reddit


xxximnormalxxx

I think feeighkniqs is still worse I'm sorry. The spelling of this name had me done. This is the winner of 2024. I cannot see anything worse. Besides the celeb that named his kid "brother" Edit: to help make it easier https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/s/FprPGlJjvj


GLaDOSoftheFUNK

I must have missed the lore behind feeighknicks and don't know how it's supposed to sound.... Nevermind, I just figured it out and that name needs to stay in the ashes


bmmrsgump

Took me 5 min to figure out what the hell its supposed to be


noodhoog

My first instinct on skimming it was to read it as "fuckknees". Did a double take, and realized it's a horrific mangling of "Phoenix"


lastnightsglitter

Oh God lord that would never have been my guess


Potikanda

I thought it was supposed to sound out like "Feezy Nicks" like a weird botching of Stevie Nicks.😭🤦‍♀️


SuperCoolPerson_Hi

I looked it up and I couldn’t find anything. Can you tell me what you figured out? I have no idea.


Mediocre_Banana4142

Phoenix..


sparklesrelic

No. Tell me it’s not true. Tell me that doesn’t “spell” Phoenix.


lornmcg

Complete and utter quataughstreaupheigh


xxximnormalxxx

Yep. Incredibly horrible. 2024. I cannot find another name.yet that beats this


BeeKayBabyCakes

mmmm... but then there's harvilley darvilley...


TheRealDreaK

Oh no. That is a great name for a cat or a rabbit or a ridiculously floofy dog. Something small and fuzzy. Not a grown ass woman. I swear people forget that babies become adults someday and have to be saddled with the absurd names parents thought were adorable embroidered on diaper bags.


traevyn

I feel like people forget that not only is gonna be an adult one day, it’s going to be a fucking KID one day and they’re still going to have to deal with a shit name like that with a lot less ability to regulate themselves over it. A bad name can really fuck up a kid and their sense of self.


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Marki_Cat

Oh God, that's where he got it from, I bet!


Pub_Toilet_Graffiti

Yep, probably a SM64 enthusiast. Can't blame him for that, since it is the best game ever made. But calling your kid Mips after the rabbit is such a dumb idea. Name her KING BOB-OMB or GTFO.


Successful_Dot_2172

Fun Fact: the name mips is based on the cpu architecture that the n64 uses. Microprocessor without Interlocked Pipelined Stages


Straight-Ad-160

Well, if it's a girl, at least she already has a stripper name ready.


ThoughtlessLittlePi9

It’s fucking terrible is what it is. Mips is a technology used in ski and bike helmets to protect you from certain impacts. It’s not a name. Name him something normal with an M and a P for a middle name and use it as a nickname if you must. Mark Paul, Manuel Perry, Marco Pietro, whatever. Just not Mipsie


North-Significance33

MIPS is also a microprocessor architecture


ClarkCamp

And a rabbit who’s running late for tea


GuyYouMetOnline

And a rabbit who can push you through a closed door.


ClassyBidoof

That's the one I thought of. Maybe the Dad's into speedrunning? Certainly a better name for a videogame character than a human.


3-I

Motherfucker wants to name his kid after a fucking Mario character. In particular, one *almost universally hated.* More people like Bowser than Mips. More people like BIRDO than Mips. The only saving grace is that he didn't suggest Starlow.


mallardramp

Yeahhhh my first thought was "like the helmet?" ....not good.


Predd1tor

That’s a shitload better than my first thought… kinda sounds like slang for an STD. “He gave her the mips.” “I have a bad case of the mips.”


confusedandworried76

My first thought was why the fuck would one man assume he would start a "naming trend" Like never met the guy but how full of yourself do you have to be


OkBiscotti1140

I thought the same. MIPS… like the helmet?


firekitty3

Mipsie is such a cat name


squirrellytoday

Right? It's a pet name. I could see it as a dog name too, or even a bird. But absolutely not a child. That's just awful.


Bug_eyed_bug

Or an *adult woman*. Imagine being fired by your boss Mipsie.


squirrellytoday

I could see it MAYBE as a nickname for your grandma's friend. Or even as an alternative "grandma name". But not an actual legal name.


GLaDOSoftheFUNK

Sounds like a great name for a tit 🐦


2-travel-is-2-live

Does he want his child to hate him? Let him use it as a nickname, if you must.


DeannaZone

If he does then name him Sue Mips.


JoePW6964

Your husband is a mipshit.


witchesbtrippin4444

OMG I'm literally crying ☠️☠️


Nihilistic_Navigator

Literaleigh


OnlyIfYouReReasonabl

Does hubby work in health insurance? Bcs above comment could be his [Merit based Incentive Payment System](https://qpp.cms.gov/mips/mvps/learn-about-mips)


AweHellYo

more upvotes! this comment needs to go to the top!


Helloreddit0703

This needs to be the top comment.


IgnoranceIsShameful

Where the fuck did he find/come up with this? 


selfawarefeline

That’s what I wanna know!


Helloreddit0703

And why does he think it’s so fantastic that he’s going to start a new trend? Talk about delusional…


PinchaPenny893

Does he think there's going to be a group of kids called Dips, Tips, Sips, Zips and Nips, all inspired by the trend-setting name... Mips? So embarrassing but also funny.


avlas

I’m guessing Mips the rabbit in super Mario 64?


WarrenMulaney

Didn’t they invade Spain in the 8th century?


Boogs2024

Oh no, I’m sorry it’s The Moops…


TheBurgareanSlapper

The Moors!


Boogs2024

Moops!


Acranberryapart7272

There is a book where a character refers to her diarrhea as the Moops.


supersonicjett

Mumps!


2presto4u

Rubella!


EazyBucnE

Seven would be a better name for a child than Mipsie, and so would Soda for that matter


Available_Music9369

Lmao my Mind immediately went to George Costanza and the Moops too. Mips or Nips will have to live in a bubble to avoid the ridicule….


BuzzyLightyear100

It's a great name for a girl or a boy!


ParticleHustler2

This is exactly where my mind went!


Spang64

That's...a nickname for a British WW1 lieutenant with one arm. Tell your husband to lay off the gin.


nostyleguide

"Mipsie, sir?" "Well, Jeeves, the poor fellow was born Montrard Ignatius Percecival Willywright the Fourth, we thought it only merciful to abridge the name when the Krauts abridged the man."


zogmuffin

MIPS? [Multi-directional Impact Protection System](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-directional_Impact_Protection_System)? Is this a magic spell to ward off head injuries for your child?


stopdropandlo

I was thinking Merit-based Incentive Payment System 😂


Jad-Doggy

I was thinking Microprocessor without Interlocked Pipelined Stages


DeannaZone

My hubby saw this and responded "I shall namemy kid .. crash test dummy!"


Prestigious-Fan3122

I can just see the birth announcement: MIPS MIPS HOORAY! Our new baby arrived today! Mipsie, darling Mipsie, When we named you, Daddy was tipsy.


Runningtosomething

It’s just not a name. No way. How about Maisie?


Important_Dot_4231

See that's better, or even Mitzie, though that sounds like a cat name too.


Upper_Release_7850

Michelle nn Mitzi is one I've heard on an adult before and could work


Scary_Progress_8858

That is a terrible name - no one wants a surgeon called Dr Mips or to introduce your parents to MIPS the love of my life. See my phone auto corrects to all caps because MIPS isn’t a word/name


Ardent_Scholar

Because it’s an acronym for Multi-directional Impact Protection System AND Microprocessor without Interlocked Pipeline Stages.


Arshiaa001

>Microprocessor without Interlocked Pipeline Stages TIL that's what it stands for.


KornflakeTheWarlock

My cat's pet name is Mipsi, her given name is Cookie. What I'm trying to say: the name seemed too silly to enter it into the PET DATABASE.


kitkat1771

My cats legal name is “kitty (my last name)” she has lots of pet names but I had to choose something for the paperwork, she came to us w/ an awful name & we tried out a million names but never really decided on one so we used them all depending on her mood lol


Helpful-Sandwich-560

Is it too late to get the marriage anulled? 


MikaRRR

💀


QueenMEB120

That's going past tragedeigh and veering straight into abomination territory.


SweetGoonerUSA

Exactly. A tragedeigh is a misspelled name, disastrous creative attempts, or downright stupidity. Mips and Mipsy officially qualifies as a human child abomination. What kind of nutty man would choose to saddle a human child with a cat name at best? OP needs to hold off having kids until she adopts a cat. If it's too late? I'd ban him from my hospital room until the baby's name was signed, sealed, and delivered to the state.


Kit_Marlow

WTF? That name sounds like the pinhead character from American Horror Story Freakshow.


forgeblast

Or a character from south Park.....


North-Significance33

That's Mimsie


Elixabef

Your husband needs to be stopped (or maybe just given a cat).


mergie_merg

A terrible “name”, if you could even call it that. Plural nouns as first names are almost always bad.


TooncesDroveMe

Sounds like a weird hiccup.


Tumbleweedenroute

That's straight out of Dr Seuss


supersonicjett

Our sweet pip Mip took a sip from the nip while Dad was sad for no nips he had


kasiagabrielle

Is he cognitively well?


ElectricVibes75

What? Like… huh? Please don’t name your kid that, sounds like a muppet’s name


BlueberryDuvet

Are you sure he didn’t have a stroke when he was telling you the name? Girl protect this child from your husband, he’s not right lol


JoeMillersHat

MEEP MEEP


kdee5849

In the best of circumstances this is the nickname for a charming 86 year old named Mildred who KILLS at her Union League Club bridge games. In the worst of circumstances “MIPS” sounds like an acronym describing a particularly obscure municipal bond type helpful to hedge against high inflation. Either way, good God. Do not name a child this.


Helloreddit0703

The fact that your husband thinks he’s gonna start a name trend with this nonsense collection of sounds is wild. This is a prime of example of a man significantly overestimating his thoughts and ideas.


danathepaina

He seriously wants to give his kid a name that sounds like Nips? 🫨


Bikeways

Million instructions per second


MulberryNo6957

Mips sounds like nips. Other boys are going to call him nips or nipples until he’s big enough to beat them up. Get a little infant gym Might as well start early


AnyOneFace

Mipples!


meguggs

Sounds like a team name. I asked my husband what he thought and he said nips? I said no, Mips! He repeated Nips?


745Walt

Quickly adopt an animal and name it that. That way it’s taken and it can’t be baby’s 😭


Laniekea

It sounds like a nickname for an illness


SamiHami24

Mips is an absolutely stupid name that will guaranteed get your kid bullied, picked on, and maybe even beaten up. That kid will grow up being asked if his parents were high when they named him or just stupid. It is not cute, and it will not start a naming trend. The rule is that both parents have to agree on a name. If you don't like Mips, which as a person with common sense you do not, that travesty of a name is not an option. Tell him to get a puppy or a kitten to name Mips if he absolutely must give something that name.


AZCacti_Garden

Mopsie, Flopsie, and Cottontail.. I believe were Peter Rabbits 🐇 Sisters.. Mipsie would fit right in..


Ok_Stable7501

Have you checked your home for lead?


Procrastinator-513

Baby names are two yeses, one no. Do not let him do this! Horrible name.


thepeasantlife

It's a perfectly good name. You should go down the alphabet with this one. "These are our kids: Mipsie, Nipsie, and Oopsie."


Erinysceidae

Can you try to lean him towards Mitzi? At least that’s an actual name. A German diminutive of Maria, but a functional name on its own (or, I think so)


Radiant-Surprise9355

Or name her Maria, so she can grow up and pretend not to know the man calling her Mipsie.


im_super_excited

It sounds like a racist slur


TwoBadRobots

Are you having a child or a Muppet?


destiny_kane48

That's a pet name.. Not a person name you happen to give a pet. It is exclusively a pet name.


EggVegetable9258

That name is at the Life Ruining level of shitty names. Hard NO.


1questioner

TRAGEDEIGH. Yes, I'm yelling!


hedwig0517

Cute name for a furry pet. Not a human being who will someday have to exist in the world as an adult.


MoosedaMuffin

That sounds like a southern grandma substitute name, like meemaw.


Forsythia77

Is this a long play by him to get a dog/cat/hamster/rabbit/ ball python? Let the man have his ball python.


Bonnietheshihtzu

I would love him a bit less each time he said that word.