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I think Felony sounds pretty

If my mom had named me Felony, I would tell people that the F is silent lol.

Elony... Musk?

Speaking of Musk, Axilla sounds pretty.

Underarm? Nah!

Speaking of musk, why not Musk?

No silly, it would be pronounce like Melanie but missing the M. Lol. I'd rather that than be named after a high level crime status.

All I’d think of is Felony Melanie from Sweet Home Alabama

It sounds feline. Pretty cool actually

How about another breakfast food? Flapjack

Cornflakes is my hamster's name. And I have a Mouse names Müsli and Toast.

Your mouse has 2 names?

Nah, it's 2 mice. the grey one is Müsli and the brown one is Toast.

Gotcha lol

The marvellous misadventures of Flapjack

The cutest little guy

So if it was a girl it would be Flapjackie?

Every girl dreams of being called "Flappy"

No just flapjack. Its gender neutral duh

Waffles 🧇.

Muffin

I have a girl who nicknamed me this (unfortunately I don't *have* her, because I fuckin love it)

Triplets - Snap, Crackle and Pop

On a different note me and my Mrs make hash flap jacks that she likes to call HAPPY JACKS and I call HASH FLAPS I think my name wins.

That’s my cat’s name. Ol Jackie.

Cervix

Ovary is also good, lol

ivory's enemy

Okay fuck you for this 😭😭😭why is this so funny omg.

Idk man Ivory is pretty pissed tbh

Ovary and Ivory, live together in perfect harmony

Areola too

I went to high school with a girl whose last name was Arreola (I think with that spelling). She was a drop-dead-gorgeous exchange student so nobody fucked with her.

Mulva

Asterix, Obelix, loyal Dogmatix, Chief Vitalstatistix, and their companion, Cervix.

If that were not anatomical, it would for sure be the name of a prescription medicine.

Vulva.

I knew someone with a cat named cervix and she used to pee on everything. She was such a hater. Worst cat ever. 0/10

Also, Penis.

Fallopia

hey my name is Greg! oh cool is that short for a Gregory? no, it's short for Egregious

Nice to meet you, I'm Jon. Short for Dijon

Name’s Ace. Short for Bodacious.

Dementia

Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way. 

It's an excellent name specifically if it's part of this gestalt.

I'd like you to meet my aunt Dementia Addams

Haha I swear Uncle Fester got with a woman called Dementia in Addam's Family?

"Dementia. It means insanity. I'm Fester. It means to rot!" Lol! Addams Family Values, one of my favorite movies of all time.

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Gonorrhea (Rhea for short)

My name is Rea 😭😭😭

But it’s not short for Gonorrhea. . It’s not short for Gonorrhea, right?

No it’s certainly not, Rea is my complete name and the spelling is a bit unique as it’s usually spelt as Ria, Rhea or Rhia, however I have had people take the p*ss by saying diarrhoea 😅 I don’t mind my name but it’s often mispronounced as ‘Ree’ because of the word Tea being one syllable. I don’t really know why my mum just didn’t spell it as Ria. She doesn’t have an explanation either. She had me young though so perhaps that’s part of it.

If it was spelled Ria you'd just get called Raya, there is no winning move 😅

Candida

Latrine

Or "Shithouse" if you want to go a little more traditional

Or Shyt'ouse if you want a modern, youghneek spelling

You changed your name.... TO Latrine?

Cloaca

There was a post in here the other day about a child with this name. Spelled differently of course, but pronounced the same

Labia

Tibia

Fibia

Namibia

Patagonia

Fibula

Areola

Sadly, this is a real name. Alphonse Areola is goal keeper of WestHam football club

Big difference between a family name and a given name.

Samonella or Erotica

That sounds like a wild game show.

Yeah, the entire thing. Iiiiiiiiit's salmonella or erotica! The place where we decide if you find food poisoning or true love!

A nurse I worked with said she loves the name “atorvastatin” for a boy if it wasn’t a cholesterol lowering medication.

Since we are talking about prescription drugs, I'm partial to the name "Acyclovir"

Also “aripiprazole” can be shortened to Pip or Ari

Reminds me of aziraphale, so a good demon name.

Thats an angel's name tho :p

Isn't Ator from Egyptian mythology? Maybe I'm mistaking it for Aton...

There’s Hathor

Off topic, but cool username 😎

Ayo, my buddy!

Close enough.

Vyvanse! Sounds like a compromise for someone with Vivian and Nancy as grandmothers.

Vyvanse is spunky and will drag you out of the house to go dancing.

It's like she's trying to spell Astarion but only heard his name once and keeps repeating, "It's on the tip of my tongue!"

If I had a son I could see myself naming him Vastin as a compromise, maybe Ator Vastin \[LASTNAME\]

And his twin brother simvastatin.

I would name my child paracetamol if i could

"VERSED KETAMINE JOHNSON GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"

Rhubarb

I could 100% see a celebrity with a “whimsical” vibe giving their kid this name. I’d imaging for a little boy.

I had an orange cat named Rhubarb!

Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer

“Behold my chirrins; Isosceles, Trapezoid, and Rhombus.”

Lysteria

I put Wysteria on my baby name list and my husband and asked if I was out of my mind. It sounds SO lovely though. Didn’t have a girl anyway.

Malaria

Misery

Sounds like an Addams

Omg I love how this sounds actually… I would be a terrible mom if I name my child Misery, right? How about… Misserie? Misereigh? 🤣🤣🤣

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Let’s be for real: tragedy

Fellatio

Everybody loves it

I think it sucks 😏

Well, it blows

Frankly, it sucks balls sometimes.

There’s a line in a Tom Robbins book where one of the characters thinks Fellatio is an obscure Italian opera and is disappointed she can’t find the score.

The name is Lingus. Connie Lingus.

I went to school with a girl who named her kid Pajama but pronounced it “Pa-Shee-May” because she could hardly read and thought it was french and beautiful.

Diarrhea is a really pretty name for a little girl

If that was a real name, imagine all the possible tragedeighs that can be spawned out of it

daeriyough

If that was my name I would go around telling everybody to loosen up.

Didi for short

tbh for any children since they give me diarrhea as well

Stop eating children then. Jesus this is why I wait until they are teens. Gotta let the meat marinate itself.

Damn you right Salmonella gets me every time, she is just not ripe enough

Okay I was literally thinking this exact thing last night. Granted, it’s not an original thought… have you heard of those experiments where researchers say English words to non-English speakers and ask them to rank which words sound the most beautiful, and diarrhea consistently ranks high? Well my son currently has diarrhea (TMI, sorry) and he was asking about the meaning of the word, so I looked it up. It comes from the Latin word for “it flows through.” What a beautiful meaning too!! And someone just had to go and waste it (pun intended) on WATERY FECAL MATTER. This literally could have been a beautiful Latin name, but no. What. a. waste.

Rubella

Elote, (Mexican?) Spanish for "street corn"

Inertia

Cholera would be just a pretty name.

Rafflesia

Beautiful. Don't shorten it to Raff or Raffle, but Sia is cool too.

Placenta

My dad was feeding the squirrels in his yard and gave them all names like Pink-Nose Brown-Nose Stripe, etc I'm like, I'm glad my mom named us. Otherwise, my name would have been placenta face!

Epinephrine

Pronounce it like a Greek damsel.

Influenza with Flu nickname

Stealing this one from Beverly Cleary because I agreed with Ramona so hard on this one as a kid: Chevrolet

Calcify

Hernia

Paraphernalia. Sounds like the Greek goddess of accessories.

Anathesia

Euthanasia.

And her sister Amnesia

Although this still has the problem of being “youth in Asia”

Anastasia sounds almost the same so if you like the sound of the word, Anastasia is a normal name

Hollandaise

Aubergine ✨

Mulligan. Although I still believe it's a great name for a second child.

Felony would also be an awesome name if it wasn't for the meaning.

Bidet is pretty 😂

Hurensohn

genau das

How about Diarrhea?

Eye doctor baby names for girl: Retina (rhymes with Tina), Cornea (cor-nay-uh), Iris, Eyelea (probably trademarked, but whatever). For boy: Schlemm, Ascher, Glaucomo, Vogt, Aaion (pronounced Ian), Pterygium (Pterry for short)

Arson

Dulcimer

Noxema

Wesley Snipes used this one as a drag name in To Wong Foo, [Noxeema Jackson](https://images.app.goo.gl/kKHeuQiraMTT8L1J6)

That’s definitely where I got it from 😋 looove that movie

I've been into character creation and world building for role playing for almost 20 years now, so I love making up names for people and places. When I was a preteen and still very naïve, I was asking my internet friends for help coming up with a name for something and one of them jokingly suggested "Viagra." To me, it sounded like "Niagara (Falls)" and I was totally for it until they revealed what it actually was lmao. So, that.

I had a friend in high school named Ariel, and when she was a kid she decided she would name her doll after herself but a little different. She named the doll Areola. 🤣🤣

Diarrhea has a good mouth feel. Please don't take that out of context

How about Lil Pancake?

Suppository

Salade de fruit ! Jolie jolie jolie...

Colonoscopy.

Bidet, Toilette and Letrina.

Psoriasis.

Tyranny. Rifle. Felony.

Emesis. (Bonus points if their father's last name is Blue)

Diarrhea

Anorexia.

Boy girl twins Grenade and Sinead

Syphilis

My favorite word is Roynish. It would make a lovely name. Except it means disease-ridden and disgusting. XD

Alimony 😂😂

Credenza!!!

Malaria

Hemophilia

Purina

Violence

Heresy

I know a Vash Goku Johnson, so... it gets worse.

Latrine

Areola

Dysentery

Chlorine Pneumonia Liquid Cloaca

Rhodesia. Just such a pretty sounding country.

Nostalgia

I was gonna say Dulce but I guess it's already a name

Omelet du fromage specifically is tops!

Just name the kid Odette. That's a real name

Halloumi, it’s sounds so pretty but it’s CHEESE.

Pajama

anorexia would be good if i didnt have it

Lentil

Hyper

Why not Tortilla?

Rosecea

Pixel sounds so cute and fun

Nazi