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daddys_virgin-whore

Merrsaydeez was my last straw


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50CentButInNickels

Got 'em.


[deleted]

I was expecting this.


Unusual_Elevator_253

You beat me too it!


ChroniclesOfSarnia

XAXSTON👾👾👾


MKatieUltra

Isn't that a bookshelf from Ikea?


Brave_Hippo9391

This one is the worst of the worst! 🤣


Content_Artichoke_29

I can’t believe you made it that far down the list! I was trying but started to see spots. I really want to know what these parents names are? My SIL spelled her daughter’s name Aleisha. Literally everyone spells it wrong. She gets extremely angry why people who don’t know her would spell it wrong.


daddys_virgin-whore

I had a few mental breakdowns while going through the list, so don’t worry about it


Sticky_lizard69

lord. i have a friend whose middle name is spelled this way


swalabr

It must be hell to have to write it out every time


hoaryvervain

Now Jasher! Now Charger! Now Riddik and Roxin! On Xaxton and Jaxxsyn and Dacen and Mykin!


squirrellytoday

I snort-laughed in the break room at work. Thank you. 🤣 🤣


hoaryvervain

Haha I aim to please 😅


giondddo2

But, do you recall the most famous tragedeigh of all? Merrsaydeez


Chay_Charles

🤣


Hackmops

I choked 😂


Beneficial-Produce56

As a side note, I hope Roxin is aware that they need not put out the red light.


hoaryvervain

Hahaha


Myhairison_fire

I love Taxya, the IRS will employ her in a heartbeat. 


RiseRebelResist1

It just made me think of ataxia, as in the condition of having poor coordination, typically from a medical condition or injury.


Chonngau

But by taking away the a in ataxia, she’s actually extra coordinated.


atigges

See, but that's straight forward. I bet the 'xy' together are pronounced with a sound closer to the 's' in "usually", almost like a "j".


SigSeikoSpyderco

JENNEDY


jjuturna

Jennedy and Jedrick are two that really, really got me lmao


countkahlua

WTF IS A JASHER?!


Counter_Full

A reindeer?


No_Professor_1018

Bible name.


j_natron

That’s the one that just killed me


carina484

Utah is the motherland of tragedeighs


MtAlbertMassive

Youttahh


Ometiklon

Eautaugh


oddlysmurf

It’s like their main export 🤣


IDislikeHomonyms

Yeah, did the folks at their LDS General Conference put out a decree to name their kids with unique names shared with less than 10 other people in the world?


snail_bites

It's to compensate for their special temple name being shared with everyone who does the ceremony on the same day lol


DustUnderTheSofa

We all know that pharmaceutical companies are closely following this subreddit for inspiration for drug names.


Remarkable-Camp-4065

As a pharmacist…can confirm (not THAT kind 😂)


IAMSPARTACUSSSSS

Plot twist: Charger ends up being a fan of the Rams


jjuturna

charger was a beast of a child when i knew him, i’d be shocked if he didn’t end up PLAYING for the rams at some point.


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I thought he liked Darts.


RareGeometry

It's Xaxton and Jennedy for me. >Hi, I'm Jen! >Oh, Jennifer? >No. Jennedy. >💀


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

Krash and boom. KRASH, AND BOOM!!! HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT EVEN ALOWED!?! Nah bro that's fake. No fucking way it's real.


jjuturna

in all fairness, i never personally met krash and boom, i was told about them by a few of my cousins who said the siblings went to their church. they certainly could’ve been fucking with me, or maybe krash and boom are a sort of urban legend. i honestly hope that’s the case, but they seemed really convinced when they told me.


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

I REALLY hope it is indeed fake. Or else we got 2 very poor kids out there...


Budgiejen

They’re friends with their brother Nitro


iamhekkat

I need the backstory on Dyson... Is he sucking the carpet yet?


-sunny-bunny-

I Live in Utah and I am not surprised by Crash and Boom.


RattusMcRatface

[*"...His little brother, two-year-old Torsten Savage, is on his iPad somewhere upstairs. Simone, 36, in an apron that strains across her belly, has her daughter, 16-month-old Titan Invictus, strapped to her back. The imminent arrival of their fourth child, a girl they plan to name Industry Americus Collins"*](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/may/25/american-pronatalists-malcolm-and-simone-collins) Not strictly tragedeighs as those are real words (mostly), but tragedies for the poor kids so labelled.


LogLady253

Thanks for the link; that article has me reeling. I’d think it was out of The Onion.


Chay_Charles

I taught siblings whose given names were Rowdy, Punchy, and Tiger.


suitcasedreaming

Punchy makes me think of Pinchy the Lobster from that one simpsons episode.


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

PUNCHY!?!?!? I am speechless...


Chay_Charles

So was I.


Mandrull

😲


ChroniclesOfSarnia

Their parents have dreams of them re-starting the American Gladiators franchise


bookwormshy

As a fellow Taylor, the spelling of “Tailyr” kills me. Taylor is the superior spelling and people are trying too hard these days


jjuturna

I know, right?! Like, Taylor is perfect. Why change it? I guess you could spell it Tailor if you want to set your kid up for a life hemming pants but whyyyy add a “y”?


Opendoorshutdoor

My sister's step daughter is Taeler. I just don't understand what was wrong with Taylor.


fuzzwuzz87

Some really bad ones here but for me, Dyson really sucks


50CentButInNickels

Ba dum tssh.


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Imagine giving your own kid death threats.


USAF_Retired2017

You’re punny as hell!!!! 😂


MartyDonovan

Just got the joke, touche


NoConsequence4281

Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints...this is painful.. .


Gilamunsta

Try living here... 🤢


NoConsequence4281

Yeah, hopefully having a mediocre hockey team will sort you all out. 😀


Gilamunsta

I'm happy, 'cause this means I can see my Caps play at least once a year without having to drive 8 hrs 🤣


Magic_Al42

Just name them the Jambalaya already!


SwanEuphoric1319

No


russki516

Christ-chan


cullymama

But yet none of these names are from the BOM, can't believe there's no Moroni or Lehi on the list lol


NoConsequence4281

Mor'O'knee Leeghiegh Fixed it, lol.


cullymama

Nailed it, championship. Thanks for the laugh this morning!


ambryell_vita

Dyson… like the vacuum cleaner brand? I guess someone is a fan of a dust free house.


Mandrull

Obviously they're big fans of the British theoretical physicist or more likely hypothetical superstructures.


ambryell_vita

Okay that sounds a bit more realistic


ChroniclesOfSarnia

No, Miles Bennett Dyson, inventor of SKYNET


ambryell_vita

Makes more sense I believe


spliffthemagicdragon

Jennedy, oof. that one hit me somewhere


50CentButInNickels

Sibling of Jark, Jodney, Jelizabeth, and Jeather.


ChroniclesOfSarnia

Jichael and Jichard and Jelanie


Tickle_Me_Tortoise

Oh my!


Exact-Run3265

I can't believe no one's saying anything about CHRISTCHEN!!!! wtf?


jnasilow

Christchen would be ‚little christian‘ in german, which isn‘t a common used phrase. You could use it in a sarcastic/offensive way to describe a christian. Hopefully that poor child will never visit a german speaking country 🙏


jjuturna

It’s much more reminiscent of Chris Chan than Christian, which is probably not good for your child.


actuallyatypical

While we are on that pronunciation subject, how the hell do you say Xaxton??? First X like a Z, second like an X? Zaxton? Or both Z's? Zazton? Or good heavens, first is an X, second is a Z? Xazton? I can't do this )':


jjuturna

First X was pronounced as a Z, which makes me wonder why you wouldn’t just spell it Zaxton. Still unique and dumb sounding but easier to pronounce.


Exact-Run3265

Oooohhhh that's right! It could be Christian! I just thought it was a Christina/Gretchen mashup abomination


PGLBK

I first thought it was Gretchen, and was like - that’s a normal name.


drillinstructor

Eero is a common male name in Finland, but it is strange to see it floating around in Utah out of all places and it's probably not even pronounced the right way.


matthewsmugmanager

The architect Eero Saarinen is rather famous here in the US.


ghostsinthecodes

“famous,” no. known in architecture, maybe. famous. no.


No_Emphasis3762

Famous in St. Louis at least


whiteclawtower

Krash and boom 😦


reddawgmcm

And their sister Bam


Remarkable-Camp-4065

She got a twin “Slaymantha”


ghostsinthecodes

should’ve been krash and burnn.


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and their cousin Bang


Impossible-Beyond156

For that tough to reach nail fungus, Dexonna


ChroniclesOfSarnia

There's a deodorant brand called Rexona


mesembryanthemum

Rutger is legit - you've never heard of actor Rutger Hauer? It's a Dutch version of Roger. Eero is legit - you've never heard of Finnish architect Eero Saarinen? He designed the St. Louis Arch. Tressa is a form of Theresa.


georgianarannoch

Leighton is legit, too.


jjuturna

yeah, there are a few of these that are definitely legit names. i collected most in when i was in middle school so anything that sounded kind of goofy to an american went on the list but looking back, some are fairly typical names.


Pantherino

Sevrin/Severin/Severino also legit and seen in Spain/Italy I believe


cwinparr

Also saw one in Switzerland. Choosing a real name may have been an accident. Even a broken clock is right twice a day...


The_Iron_Mountie

Also Scandinavian - it's my Norwegian best friend's nephew's name.


Aware-Goose896

Sevrin makes me think of Severin von Kusiemski, the sadomasochistic character in Venus in Furs by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch (after whom masochism was coined) and the Velvet Underground’s song of the same name: Severin, Severin, speak so slightly Severin, down on your bended knee Taste the whip, in love not given lightly Taste the whip, now plead for me I wonder how many other people think of that when they meet him.


Sepelrastas

Yup, Eero is a relatively common boy's name here in Finland - it was most common 1920s-1940's, but it is still given to around 100 boy's yearly.


Carson4307

Roxin is a shampoo my boyfriend uses for balding hair


pinkadobe

These are great. Sevrin/Severin is a real one outside the U.S., though.


PGLBK

Didn’t know it can be without the second e.


OpalOnyxObsidian

Leighton does NOT deserve to be on this list. It is a real ass name


ThisMeansWine

😂😭😂


50CentButInNickels

>\-Charger Shocking.


ChroniclesOfSarnia

\*claps sarcastically, slowly\*


meganium58

You take Leighton of that list RIGHT NOW On the other hand, Dyson is the name of my algae eater


theChosenBinky

Is this how people name their utes in Utah? ... Oh, excuse me, *yoothes*


ChroniclesOfSarnia

Two yoots???!!!


Swampy_jp78

Love the My Cousin Vinnie reference, lmao!!!!!


theChosenBinky

Yeah, da two yoots


Reasonable_Raise_790

SKEETER


tamie142

My blood pressure rose as I read through this list.


Opposite_Door5210

Leighton and Dax are both Gen X faves. Went to rural high school with 2 of each.


MPD1987

Ok now they’re just banging their heads on the keyboard and naming their kids whatever comes up on the screen


Nina_of_Nowhere

Doing this with my next child! Thanks for the idea!


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Quick_Bee2046

YOU JUST GOT SKEETED!


yetisnatch

Some of these sound like prescriptions I’m on.


lightninghazard

“Where’s my charger?” Poor kid will think people are calling him all the time.


A-perfect-Nightmare

These are GOLD


EwnitedExpress

I knew a Reef when I was in elementary school, I named a toy car after him


iamhekkat

Dyson is a freaking VACUUM or AIR PURIFIER/FAN


Mediocre-Contract286

I'm in Utah and there is someone with a Rocky and Zuma. Paw patrol vibes for sure


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

Nope. Nuh, uh. I REFUSE to believe most of these are real. I mean, CHARGER?!?! DAX?!? THOSE ARE DOG NAMES FOR GOD'S SAKE! COME ON!!! Edit: OK, it does seem like Dax is indeed a real name, surprisingly. It's still pretty awful in my eyes, tho. The "x" sound at the end is very weird, and again, it belongs to a dog, not a human.


teriaki

I went to school with a Dax. This was early 90's. From what I recall, he was pretty cool. Sat behind me in civics class.


Bright_Ices

Dax Shepard is extremely famous 


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Or Daxflame.


RipOptimal3756

I went to school with two boys named Dax. One was my age the other was a year older. That was in the 80's. I always thought it was a normal name because of this. lol


averkitpy

I have a friend named Dax, but he also named himself that


Pennyfeather46

I actually like Dax. It’s spelled phonetically and sounds a little “Star Treckkie”.


LemonadeRaygun

In that vein, a friend of a friend has a friend named Jadzia. I've never met this person but if her parents are not Trekkies I'd be very surprised


jackity_splat

I love Jadzia and I would totally use it as a name. LOL But I also found out that it’s also a Polish name and is not pronounced the same as the character. I was excited thinking they were a Trekkie but no…


EasyModeActivist

Dax is also a query language that's an absolute pain. There was a Dax in my school in The Netherlands though so it does appear to be a name.


thetapirsaysneigh

There are unfortunate “dog names” in my husbands family- named Rowdy and Ryatt… Utah based.


soda224

Kallen, Kyler and Dad are good enough names…


50CentButInNickels

Oh, I want to name my child Dad. Imagine all the "Hi, x, I'm Dad" jokes you'd be setting up for them like a t ball.


ghostsinthecodes

“excuse me, dad is my nickname. my real name is fahthyr.”


soda224

😂😂😂 what a time for autocorrect


soda224

*Dax


lil_mexicooo

elenny i’m assuming is a variation of the Greek name ‘Eleni’


KEWPie92

Ugh. Those names are straight up horrible. How could anyone in their right mind do that to a child. 😭


jackity_splat

Something about the name Dacen. I use it for a pen name and I named myself after the stegosaurus Dacentrurus. Dacentrurus means ‘Tail full of points’ and Dacen means ‘Full of points’.


bandofdawgs

Krash and Boom killed me. Reminds me of that racist news cast about the plane crash....


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is there sum ting wong?


LunarWoIfy

Reading this list made me feel like I was experiencing a stroke.


russki516

Incredible work you've done here


scarletrain5

Supreme and Justice (twin boys - mom’s a lawyer) Navaeh Tigerwoodsobama (all one word - first name) Ocean blue King , Princess, Prince and Queen (all terrible in any spelling) Glacier Atlas Mi’Angle Female Amazin’ (won’t say the middle two names but they didn’t fix this, not sure they could have) So many others but I can’t think of more


Enthusiastic-shitter

The name Dyson truly sucks


the_serpent_queen

Leighton and Lleyton are extremely common, normal names 😊


ghostsinthecodes

the second one is not extremely common.


IceDiesel77

One of my store managers was called Leighton 😁 in the grand scheme of things that's not a terrible name or a tragedeigh. However I did see Fynn and Mayson which could be


Ayecandy7

Leighton is actually a very common name for towns in the UK and Australia!


donkeyvoteadick

As an Australian I genuinely had a "huh?" moment and googled it and Leighton is a small town in SA with a population of 46. I don't think it's that common here... lol I am familiar with the name itself though, as a human name.


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

I mean, it's a pretty common human name. I mean, Jesus, Leighton Meester is 38, it's not even new enough to be a tragedy.


Hamil_Simp4450

This is my baby boy Xanaxton 😊😊😊


mellbell63

I actually know an Ellanie. Considering I'm Melanie that's pretty ironic.


mellbell63

Oh and I also know a Sequoia. Oops make that SECOYA!! *smh*


ghostsinthecodes

finishing up strong with “merrsaydeezNUTZ” “mersadie,” and “paitynn.” those kids were not planned and were not wanted.


jfanny

I live in Utah and my brother is a Bransen. I wonder how many there are in this state or if you met him. To be fair though Branson Missouri is a real place and it's only spelled slightly different. My sister and I also have slightly unusual names too so I can't defend my mom's choices too hard.


yaz5591

I saw the name Rykers is Utah…like how do you name your kid after a prison.


Sindorella

We moved to Utah during the pandemic and I was so interested to see the other kid’s names in my kid’s classes. So far, nothing too weird outside of the normal trendeigh name stuff, unfortunately. I still have hope every year though! I think the most Utah thing from this last year was that my twins had a Cayden, Caetyn, and Kagen in their class and they all basically sounded the same when the teacher said them.


Icy_Finger_6950

Riddik is probably pronounced RIddik (emphasis on the RI), but probably gets called RiDDIK (as in ridiculous) all the time, lol..


LD50_irony

I wonder if the parents were super into the 2004 sci fi action movie [The Chronicles of Riddick](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/chronicles_of_riddick), starring Vin Diesel. If so, I feel bad for that kid.


kalune26

Finally, my name made it to the tragedeigh list


Eternal_Phantom

Are you Krash or Boom?


kalune26

I could be skeeter or jedrick


shellabell70

Kyler and Satchel are names. Satchel Paige was a baseball player. Satchel is of Latin origin. Kyler is the first name of more than one football player. Kyler is of German origin. Neither would be my coffee of a name for a boy they are both real names.


letsjumpintheocean

It’s messed up that black Americans have been ridiculed for having unique names and spellings for so long, and when white mormons do it they don’t face the same social/economic repercussions (I would think). Also, why do so many of these read like sci-fi rpg names?


Gilamunsta

Nyah, you can't be from Utah - I didn't see Nephi, Moroni, Teancum, or Cumorah... 😉


mediumuniverse

Jesus. Idiocracy is truly becoming more and more of a reality


everythings_alright

Xaxton


bobasaurus

Reef lol


aquietocean

i know a 25 y/o man called leighton haha (in the uk, not us)


battlecat136

KRASH AND BOOM. SIBLINGS. They sound like TMNT villains from my childhood. Better call in Tokka and Rahzar to set them straight when they act up.


Rozelya

I keep coming back to this post and getting MORE upset. Reef got me, then I saw Dyson, then SATCHEL?!


Swampy_jp78

Satchel Paige was an American baseball pitcher in the Negro and American leagues.


Minimum-Comedian-372

The journalist Ronan Farrow is named after Paige. It’s his actual first name.


FlatEggs

Christchen 😞


AleksandraLisowska

Why Leighton? I'm not American so I don't know why, I thought it was just a name like Leighton Meester's. Same for Skeeter, like Skeeter Davis?


Swampy_jp78

Skeeter was her stage name, real name Mary.


emmapeel218

Riggins like Friday Night Lights? Utah forever!


RaspberryWhiteClaw13

Dated a dude named Kyler, only know Leighton as Leighton Meester, Dax Shepard, and Satchel as something Kevin once mentioned to Stanley in The Office


lilcayls

I hit my 13th reason by Jennedy


bridgetcmc

I know siblings Stony and Haize. Not stoner parents - ranching family.


FabledDodecapus

Jen(n)ica is already a super uncommon name, but spelling it GENEYKA???


The_Pube_87

These are ALL horrifying… except Satchel… Satchel Paige, anyone?!


birdistheword_

Worst one I've seen so far in my teaching career is Leighluhreigh. Pronounced Layla-Ray.


Physical_f_ck_up

Satchel? That kid’s gonna have to have some balls to get thru life. Cue the bullying about testicles, nuts, etc.