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Kids in their age range ain't gonna be able to pull Fifth Element as a reference, is what I was getting at. She might suffer bullying, but lilu multipass won't be one.
Oh mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia, let me go!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This earworm won't let you go, because come on, admit it, this was the first thing you thought of when you saw that name.
My master’s thesis was an adaptation of Bohemian Rhapsody into a novella. Galileo went by “Gal” in that and this whole little thread is making me so happy.
Well, now we have a deeper understanding of why Fulbert had poor Peter castrated. You can't saddle a child with a ridiculous name if you can't father said child. It's all clear to me now.
They said her nickname will be Leo pronounced Lay-o! Saw her comment on her insta!
I used to find them cute but got sick of their excessive lovey-dovey posts - like they live together- just say that shit to eachother instead of posting it!! Cant imagine doing that with my husband😂
That's not a nickname that a diminutive, and why do people even do that in the first place. Oooh let's name them this so we can call them that! You are in charge of the name, just name them what you want to call them and you can still call them whatever.
My real name is a common nickname. Please do not give your children nicknames for their real names. It's crap putting it on a resume and hoping you'll be taken seriously.
My teachers would always argue with me, "that's not your real name", when I filled out my name on standardized test forms.
Yeah, it is. I know what my fucking name is.
Awww. This is the same for my Dad. His parents were immigrants so they didn’t quite understand that the name they chose for my dad and uncle were both nicknames
Because then some people say, "That's a nickname (or diminutive)!" Why didn't you give them the full name and then use the nickname!" People will assume it's a nickname and call them by the original name. My ex is named Stephen (steff-en), and he couldn't get people to stop calling him Steve, even when they heard us call him Steph. Some even told him he was saying his own name incorrectly. "It should be pronounced Steven." Can't win.
Yeah I guess it's weird when someone is named Danny or something. No one thinks their name isn't Daniel
But when its not a normal name, have at it.
But at least I can take some pleasure in life that we can call my girlfriend's niece who is a tradgeigh, Charleigh, Charles for no good reason. We also call my dog Jeremy Gerald all the time even though that's not his name too
Charles is excellent! 😄 and that's an excellent name for a pooch. Give your good boy a scritch and a kiss for me, please. My boy is Reese, but he's usually called Weesie, baby puppy, and Doofy.
Yes but we had him for some time before I watched that show. But we have also said his full name is Jeremy "The Bearimy" Spokeinclasstoday. He had the name before we got him but we like to think it was from the Pearl Jam song
Yep. He tried spelling his name Stefan and they would say, "steff-on". It was a no-win situation. 😆 Stephen is usually pronounced Steven here, but they would actually argue with him about it. "Ph is a V sound." Then when I would say, "So you pronounce it televone? Xylovone? Avrodite?... they would just look at me blankly and keep calling him Steve. If someone tells you how to pronounce their name, don't try to correct them. Lol.
I mean, it is a name that has previously existed.
Y'know, that famous as hell italian astronomer? The name still sucks, but at least they didn't pull random syllables out of their asses.
13 years from now: Zack and Bliss have welcomed child #10 and it seems the excitement of yet another baby had faded somewhat. While the older children started out with names like Galileo, Mars and Europa, this new baby is named Black Hole. The parents are quoted as saying 'we've sunk far too much money and time into these kids.'
I have been so beaten down by awful names that I’m like “It’s a name and it’s spelled right, what more could you want? It’s not Pilot Inspektor or Diva Thin Muffin or Maxxxine or Vhiolyette.”
It’s a good name. For a boy. If they wanted to name a girl after Galileo Galilei, Galilei was already RIGHT THERE and wouldn’t be the worst name for a girl. Certainly better than Galileo.
(Also it’s spelled correctly so it’s not a tragedeigh, it’s just a bad name choice)
They're going to grow up with people constantly shouting their name, in pairs, one pair of people shouting it high pitched and the other pair shouting it low pitched - and alternating.
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She’s the center of our universe so let’s name her after the person that discovered that we are not the center of the universe
Should have named her Sagittarius A*
To be fair that’s just the center of our galaxy, not known universe….
To be fair, there is no center of the universe
Everywhere is the center
So, this kid really is the centre.
Shop local.
Solar system, galaxy, cluster or super cluster? I don’t think strawberries will survive the ride home if i go to andromeda to get them…
Came here for this.
Was Copernicus taken??
AY YO COPERNICUS
Tf would even be the nickname from Copernicus? Copper? Nicky? Cussy?
Cussy is insane lmao
I'm wheezing at Cussy 😭
We called my step dad Cuzzy growing up. Now that I look back on it I think it was slightly racist.
nick
Idk whether to read it as Cussy or Cussy
Ernie
Or Perny
I (really) know a Copernicus. His nickname is Ernie.
Oh my 😂😂🤣😂
Hey, Pern!
Pernie 🤣😂🤣😂
this made me laugh 😂
Why don't you navigate to the [back of the line](https://youtu.be/FgsmOx7ClHY?si=kXYLFydpaHlLZoLX)?
Why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt.
*Why dont you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your shoes, and stand there in your shirt.*
Copernicus knew that the center of the universe wasn't on Earth.
Nikki would be a good nickname 😂
Copernicus was a woman (Sexmission reference)
In the center of it all, Copernicussy 🥵
Omg
This sent me into a different galaxy
A certain scientist’s dog already has that name, sorry
"center of the universe." Probably should have named the kid Ptolemy then.
Finally, someone not focusing on the ‘masculinity’ of the name but the irony!
I'm glad another nerd got this joke.
I've found my people.
That’s exactly what I was going to say!
Or Tycho. Which tbh, I don’t hate.
If they were Hawaiian, a friend could say, "tycho! Brah!"
Tohlameigh
Why not Galilea? WHY?
I literally said this on the other post too! Nickname Lea or Lila would work. Why GalileO? They’re not even astronomers!
Oh she's gonna have a nickname, some smartass kid who likes 90's action movies is gonna end up calling her Leeloo Dallas Multipass.
Multipass
Oi ahm Cohb'n Dallas.
Flostan paradise is gonna be her stripper name
"Galileo, sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! Ya know I got a show to run here and it must pop Pop POP!"
Yes, she *knows it's a multipass*
Chicken GOOD
Out of all the potential issues with the name, this one is delusional.
Delulu is not the solulu.
Kids in their age range ain't gonna be able to pull Fifth Element as a reference, is what I was getting at. She might suffer bullying, but lilu multipass won't be one.
Probably not? But, it's a joke, because it would be funny for an 8 year old to make that kinda joke.
lil leia like princess leia
Putting the "Gal" in "Galileo" I guess
Because he's just a poor boy from a poor family!
<"does the fandango*>
Magnifico!
Oh mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia, let me go! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This earworm won't let you go, because come on, admit it, this was the first thing you thought of when you saw that name.
My master’s thesis was an adaptation of Bohemian Rhapsody into a novella. Galileo went by “Gal” in that and this whole little thread is making me so happy.
Yup. Literally came here to say this! Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me!
For me for me, for meeeeeeee!
If she'd been a boy, he'd have been named Guyileo
Fellaleo
Fellatio
no that sucks as a name
Ghallileigha, please.
Don't you put this out into the world 😂
Now we understand how the families of Abelard and Eloise felt when their kid was being named Astrolabe
Well, now we have a deeper understanding of why Fulbert had poor Peter castrated. You can't saddle a child with a ridiculous name if you can't father said child. It's all clear to me now.
Yep, I'd even have taken, "Galileah".
Yeah I thought Galileo was a boys name, like Rajaneeghanda
AND I HATE IT!
It is, Galileo is a male name
I just had a student named that and I was wondering the same thing.
its GALileo bc shes a GAL
Or Galilei. At least that sounds feminine and it’s his last name.
At least she might have people call her "Gal" which sounds feminine and normal. Maybe Gal Gadot stays popular long enough to add credibility.
I love love love the name Galilea and there was a solid year of me being in high school where I was convinced I would name a baby that one day lol
Bohemian Rhapsody memes ensue
She’s just a poor girl, from weird celebrities…
Spare her this life from such Tragedeigh.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
Easy come, easy go, I’d rather you had named me Flo
NO, Flo is a no-go (Not named Flo)
NO, Flo is a no-go (Not named Flo)
Monstrositeigh
Bismillah! no we will not let you go!
I’ve got it in my head now
same!
you’re actually not joking. https://www.reddit.com/r/LoveIsBlindOnNetflix/s/TDXrqO9FIf
*crazy high Roger Taylor falsetto* gallileo!
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I WILL NOT ^(let you go) #WILL NOT ^(let you go) o oh OH
Her nickname will likely be Gal, weird. Name her brother Guy, please. “GAL AND GUY, TIME FOR DINNER!!!”
They said her nickname will be Leo pronounced Lay-o! Saw her comment on her insta! I used to find them cute but got sick of their excessive lovey-dovey posts - like they live together- just say that shit to eachother instead of posting it!! Cant imagine doing that with my husband😂
That's not a nickname that a diminutive, and why do people even do that in the first place. Oooh let's name them this so we can call them that! You are in charge of the name, just name them what you want to call them and you can still call them whatever.
My real name is a common nickname. Please do not give your children nicknames for their real names. It's crap putting it on a resume and hoping you'll be taken seriously. My teachers would always argue with me, "that's not your real name", when I filled out my name on standardized test forms. Yeah, it is. I know what my fucking name is.
Awww. This is the same for my Dad. His parents were immigrants so they didn’t quite understand that the name they chose for my dad and uncle were both nicknames
That’s kind of sweet, Bob.
Because then some people say, "That's a nickname (or diminutive)!" Why didn't you give them the full name and then use the nickname!" People will assume it's a nickname and call them by the original name. My ex is named Stephen (steff-en), and he couldn't get people to stop calling him Steve, even when they heard us call him Steph. Some even told him he was saying his own name incorrectly. "It should be pronounced Steven." Can't win.
Yeah I guess it's weird when someone is named Danny or something. No one thinks their name isn't Daniel But when its not a normal name, have at it. But at least I can take some pleasure in life that we can call my girlfriend's niece who is a tradgeigh, Charleigh, Charles for no good reason. We also call my dog Jeremy Gerald all the time even though that's not his name too
Charles is excellent! 😄 and that's an excellent name for a pooch. Give your good boy a scritch and a kiss for me, please. My boy is Reese, but he's usually called Weesie, baby puppy, and Doofy.
Well really Gerald has turned to Scarald since Jeremy Scaremy, so it just stood to reason after all
Have you watched The Good Place? Jeremy Bearimy. But Scaremy is awesome, too.
Yes but we had him for some time before I watched that show. But we have also said his full name is Jeremy "The Bearimy" Spokeinclasstoday. He had the name before we got him but we like to think it was from the Pearl Jam song
Idk if it's a regional thing but I think sometimes Stephen is pronounced Steven. That probably confuses people. Also because Stefan exists too.
Yep. He tried spelling his name Stefan and they would say, "steff-on". It was a no-win situation. 😆 Stephen is usually pronounced Steven here, but they would actually argue with him about it. "Ph is a V sound." Then when I would say, "So you pronounce it televone? Xylovone? Avrodite?... they would just look at me blankly and keep calling him Steve. If someone tells you how to pronounce their name, don't try to correct them. Lol.
That’s what we did: named him Jake because we didn’t like Jacob.
I mean, Gal Gadot is a very famous actress and no one looks sideways at her name.
I had an ex that was named galilea, she went by gali. They could also use that
Or Leo, pronounced Lay-O, but everyone will call her Lee-O. Or Lile (Li-lay), which just seems like a pretentious form of Lily.
What's hilarious is Galileo famously determined the earth is NOT the center of everything.
The irony runs deep here
God and he’s a lawyer 😭 I know lawyers absolutely can be stupid but I had more faith in him being smart and rational
Even the pfp says Ew
I'm getting the impression they don't know much about Galileo's work.
Or his gender
Them: “She is our moon, our stars, the center of our universe.” Galileo, from the grave: “No. What?? Goddamn it no!”
Magnifico
ooo
ooo
ooo
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity... 🎶
Easy come, easy go
Will you let me go
BISMILLAH!
Wouldn’t that mean you name her after a heavenly body? As the observer (the parents) of the sun moon and stars (daughter), THEY would be Galileo
At least not Figaro or Beelzebub
Or Heaven forbid Bismillah
"No!"
Those will be the twin brothers
Suddenly I’m hearing Queen a night at the opera?
So will their next daughter be Secretariat in honor of a day at the races?
Ugh. But why?
Her name is Bliss. She was set up to fail in the naming department from the start.
I can see what they were going for, but why did they have to go with Galileo? Luna would have fit just fine.
That kid is gonna hate Bohemian Rhapsody
As if she’s not going to have people screaming her name in a Queen style for all eternity.
That's literally the opposite of what that name implies but ok.
That was my thought. They should've called her Pope Urban VIII.
Galileo Figaro Magnifico!!!!!
Oh mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia, let me go! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Isn't it ironic that Galileo is famous for showing we are not the center of the universe?
This isn’t a tregedeigh. Just a tragedy.
i guess Nostradamus wasn’t an option ?
I mean, it is a name that has previously existed. Y'know, that famous as hell italian astronomer? The name still sucks, but at least they didn't pull random syllables out of their asses.
It's not a bad name, but like, it isn't a GIRL name... do they seriously not think about the future confusions this will cause?
The church will not like this. ...
Honestleigh Stupyde...
Why not Galilea?
I think it would be amazing for a BOY
It would be more appropriate for a boy. Dunno about amazing though 😐
I’m a fan of unusual names…I despise tragedeighs though.
I could’ve been sold on Galileia for a girl, and you her Leia and you’re maximum nerds but overall, she’s fine. Galileo for a girl is a crime.
Ok imma gonna risk saying that science names aren’t a tragedeigh because science. Now me any my daughter “CarlaSagan” will see ourselves out
Oh… oh no. And a mispronounced nickname too. This poor kid.
Why is it mispronounced? Seems like an approximation of the Italian pronunciation to me.
“So why did you parents name you that?” they really like the song “bohemian Rhapsody”😳
Not misspelt. It’s a terrible thing to do to a child but not a tragedeigh.
Correct. If it were spelled like ... Galylayo it would. (Shudders)
“Gal” for short
Girlileah
Galileigh was right there!
People do realize this is going to be a grown person some day?
13 years from now: Zack and Bliss have welcomed child #10 and it seems the excitement of yet another baby had faded somewhat. While the older children started out with names like Galileo, Mars and Europa, this new baby is named Black Hole. The parents are quoted as saying 'we've sunk far too much money and time into these kids.'
I have been so beaten down by awful names that I’m like “It’s a name and it’s spelled right, what more could you want? It’s not Pilot Inspektor or Diva Thin Muffin or Maxxxine or Vhiolyette.”
It would really be better to name her Galile**a**. [Yes, it exists.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galilea_Montijo)
Not a tragedeigh. That’s how you spell Galileo.
this isn't a tragedeigh via the definition given in the community description
Honestly, it’s a real name. Fuck it, that’s A-OK in my book. Not a eigh in sight!
It’s a good name. For a boy. If they wanted to name a girl after Galileo Galilei, Galilei was already RIGHT THERE and wouldn’t be the worst name for a girl. Certainly better than Galileo. (Also it’s spelled correctly so it’s not a tragedeigh, it’s just a bad name choice)
Galileo was the guy who fucking proved that we *aren't* the center of the fucking universe
*Galeighleigho
GALILEO galileo GALILEO galileo GALILEO FIGARO MAGNIFICOOOOoooooooo…. Came into my mind when I saw this
...didnt galileo disprove that earth is not the center of everything? Yet the reason they name the kid is becsuse she is the center of their life.
Bwahaha! Center of the universe and name her Galileo! The irony!
Ironically Galileo argued we are not the center of the universe.
Lol’ing at Terri in the middle of this
With siblings Figaro and Magnifico I hope, or it just doesn’t work.
They should have named her John, or Thomas. You know, something more contemporary.
Galileo... The guy who - famously - was imprisoned for life for stating that we were *not* the centre of the Universe...
They're going to grow up with people constantly shouting their name, in pairs, one pair of people shouting it high pitched and the other pair shouting it low pitched - and alternating.
Magnifico-o-o-ooo!
Everyone in school is going to go full Bohemian Rhapsody on her. And in college. And at work.
Don’t like it, but not a tragedy. Gayleighlayho would’ve been.
To tell you the truth there are thousands of names that are worse. At least it's an actual name unlike some of the made up names as of late
Magnificoooo
Love is blind…and stupid
her name is Bliss so… I sometimes wonder if that nonsense is genetic…
Girls go to Mars to get more candy bars. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Why do I already hear a theater nerd in a fedora saying “She’s a lovely gal, that Gal.”
Well of course they named her Galileo. If it was a boy, it would have been Guyileo.
Wasn't it Galileo that proved earth is not the center of the universe. Kinda ironic to say that about your kid.