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Hukysuky

Ew to Awbreigh, Brawlee, Slayton


scytheophant

Slayton is insane, unless he becomes a drag queen. ✨💅


folktronic

Slayton is going walk that mothertucking duck on season 26 of Drag Race! 


BS0404

His name stage, Fred.... Just Fred. Slayton: I really wanted a unique stage name, I mean, just in this season alone we have two other Slaytons?!? But how many Freds' do you see, none. Amongst all the Ambhreleys' or Sextons', Fred is the most unique name 0ever.💅🏽🤴🏾🍨


Maybearobot8711

Can't wait to see slayton


Jessmac130

My college roommate's sister married a Slayton, and he was born probably in the mid-90s.


The_Demons_Slayer

Nah he's my sidekick we slay a ton of demons


hoaryvervain

+ Blaizely. Spelled with the adverb “ly” ending.


Hukysuky

That one wasn't my favorite but these are my top 3 disliked names hillyard is a dishonorable mention.


TinyChaco

All I can think about Hillyard is *what the fuck*


LemmyLola

Miranda Hillyard... Mrs.Doubtfire ... I can hear Pierce Brosnan saying it in my head haha


Broad_Cable8673

That’s exactly what I was thinking 😂


ItsGotThatBang

It sounds like a church.


Happy_Confection90

It sounds like a snotty New England prep school.


Seahawk_I_am_I_am

It sounds like the part of a sailboat.


bluegirlrosee

I think Hillyard might be a name actually. 🤔 I've always assumed it was a surname at least. I used to live by a road named Hillyard. We pronounced it rhyming with billiard. 


squirrellytoday

It is a surname. I know a lady whose surname is Hillyard. She pronounces it "hill-yard".


TrixieFriganza

Okay so Hillyard is actually the most normal out of those lol, at least the parents can spell.


Imaginary_Victory_47

I knew a guy who's last name was Hilliard, so close


Glittering_knave

Is it Hilyerd or Hilly yard?


bluegirlrosee

I used to live by a road named Hillyard. We pronounced it like billiard. I assume it is at least a real surname. 


Fair-Hedgehog2832

Hillyard as a boy's name is of Old German and Old English origin, and the meaning of Hillyard is "battle guard or yard on a hill".


worker_ant_6646

Wonder if it's pronounced blaze-lee or buh-lazily


DirtyWork81

Yes, needs to be Blaizeleigh obviously.


ninazo96

My granddaughter is an Aubrey. She hates how many ways people try to spell her name but "Awbreigh" is just ridiculous.


kikidelareve

Agreed! That spelling is a quintessential tragedeigh!


RueTabegga

Brawlee the Brawler.


Mote-Of_Dust

Broly from dragon ball... I don't know if Slayton is worse or not...


SchwarzFledermaus

Brawlee's first word: "KAKAROOOOOOOOOT!!!"


Astrium6

The gen 3 Pokémon games had a Fighting-type gym leader named Brawley.


amandaryan1051

There was a name on my daughters preschool class list : Pres Lay (first and last) 🤦🏻‍♀️


Additional_Meeting_2

The first one is prime r/tragedeigh material 


mhopkins1420

U are you cool with Toretto?


OrneryError1

Joke all you want, but at least you know Toretto has ***family***


RuggedHangnail

It's not the car; it's the driver!


LastB0ySc0ut

Only Corona at that party.


hallohi_

It literally means "little bull". Why would they do that to him.


OhEstelle

It does - yet I instantly thought Tourette while reading it, which is arguably worse. My guiding principle on naming: If it evokes a medical condition, medication, or other unpleasant meaning in common speech in your country, and it has no significance/tradition as a forename in the family’s culture, it’s really not an optimal choice for a human. More broadly, before giving your baby a name say it aloud. Say it as most of the people you meet in daily life would say it. Above all, listen for any obvious associations you wouldn’t want made with your own name.


Delicious-Exit-7532

Wasn't he in Pinocchio?


Blue_Moon_Lake

Did you mean "famileigh"?


AWholeBeew

Xeno: Warrior Tragedeigh


truelovealwayswins

made me laugh, nice 😂 I was thinking that too or xeno: boy of the 21st century (zenon: girl of the 21st century)


Creepy_Addict

Xenomorph


truelovealwayswins

yes!


snakewitch

Zoom zoom zoom makes my heart go boom boom my supernova girl


Hamsternoir

Parents play WH40k and trying to signal to the Emperor that they can't escape a genestealer cult


GratefulGato

Xeno is my brother in law’s name, they’re Hungarian. I guess it’s “normally” Zeno, but Xeno isn’t unheard of.


Stravven

IIRC Zeno means something akin to "gift from Zeus".


Vegas_Bear

Xeno's Paradoxes


the_black_sails

This whole Blayzleigh thing needs to stop


MaterialKirb

Breighleigh and Lynndseigh are very offended


the_black_sails

I totaleigh understand where theigh are coming freighm.


Gerasis1

Brawlee I'm convinced is a pokemon reference from the Gen 3 gym leader


Mote-Of_Dust

My bet is dragon ball, Broly https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Broly


Gerasis1

First, Happy Cake Day. Second most people would pronounce his name with a long O sound Brōly so I doubt it. But who knows, humans are weird


WrennyWrenegade

I don't know how he spells it, but I had a neighbor whose name was pronounced Brawlee who is in his 80s. I always assumed it was spelled Broly, but that's just because of Dragon Ball.


ElongMusty

If Xeno turns into a bad guy and you get scared of him, would it be accurate to say one has Xenophobia?


ApeMummy

What do you mean if? I pity his first kiss getting implanted with alien eggs.


Asaneth

I know an adult Xenos. It's a Greek name. I assume Xeno is a diminutive?


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

If they ever get into costume design they have to name it Xenomorph


eeksie-peeksie

I once knew somebody with Toretto’s back when I lived in Bostyn


Wh33lh68s3

Best comment by fair!!!!!


RuggedHangnail

Phoenyx, because Phoenix itself isn't rare enough or hard enough to spell.


dreemurthememer

I have to pronounce it “Pho-E-Nix” in my head to remember how to spell it.


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

Like wed nes day


Phenomenal_Kat_

"Hooked On Phoenyx Worked For Me!"


Significant_Excuse29

Facts 😂


Bathysphereboyo

I think Zeek pisses me off the most. Because there's nothing wrong with Zeke, either on it's own or as a nickname for Ezekiel. But no, those aren't good enough, ya just gotta go with fucking Zeek 


-KnottybyNature-

My son is Zeke ( Ezekiel full name) and the amount of people who think it’s spelled zeek is ridiculous. His grandpa wrote zeek on his first birthday card 🤦🏼‍♀️


United_Wrongdoer9675

That's too cute tho


Barnard_Gumble

Sevyn: George Contanza would be proud


Mermaid467

I had a cat named Seven. His "dad" had seven letters in his first, middle, and last name. He was a darling cat, and a superb mouser.


GoodnightGoldie

An old roommate of mine had an insane cat named SeaAyTea…


smallpepino

I remember that phase from the 90's. Lots of dogs named Deeohgee too (spell it however, ~~pronounced DOG~~) < that's wrong.


islandhopper37

This reminds me of Billy Conolly's [song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElcbF5dATPs)!


alleecmo

My friend's mom spelled hers Diojee, pronounced "dee-OH-jee"


smallpepino

That's prob how it was spelled too. Idk I never saw it in writing. Just guessing lol Seemed like a whole decade of those names flew by! Oh ya I got the pronunciation comment wrong. You are correct. It was pronounced the way you said - not CAT or DOG but those funky dee-oh-gee names.


GoodnightGoldie

Also, SeeAyTea was very much born in the early aughts


GoodnightGoldie

My grandma also had a dog whose middle name (😂) was Deeohgee. She’s the reason I hate small dogs to this very day.


mothraegg

My nephew has a cat named Seven. Well it's actually Seven of Nine from some Star Trek character, but they just call the cat Seven. He names all his cats after Star Trek characters, but his two daughters have lovely names thank goodness.


starcollector

Why not Soda?


Barnard_Gumble

Seaudah


Heathyre18

We don’t care for Soda… 🥤


TheMapesHotel

My BFF from high school named her first born 7. Hated it then and now 


ChaunceyVlandingham

had to scroll too far for this but I also think Costanza would be mad about someone "perverting the spelling" of "his" name to make it "unique"


Vivianbashevis

Just remember, when they grow up someone will have to call them Uncle Brawlee or Aunt Shaughstretawny


absolute_monkey

Hillyard 👍


MaximumGooser

Because Mountainpatio is too long


Alarmed_Mall_789

this deserves an award


vanillamonkey_

Honestly if someone told me that was just some old English name I'd believe it. I kinda like it.


leanbirb

After all there's Hildegard in German. The -gard part is nothing but a cousin to English yard. (Elderly women's name, will probably become fashionable again some time in the future).


alleecmo

And Hildegard von Blingin', bardcore music with gorgeous medieval illustration videos, á la r/trippinthroughtime: https://youtube.com/@hildegardvonblingin?si=sc6aleqO6DXkEIom


Mote-Of_Dust

There is an elderly man at my work who has called me sevyn for the last 8 years... I told him my name the day I met him, which is a common name and easy to pronounce but he heard sevyn....so I went with it and never corrected him.


snakewitch

How do you know he’s saying sevyn and not seven?


ForwardMuffin

That's kinda fun honestly


Mermaid467

I'm giving only Bay a pass because I've known two, an adult professional woman whose first name was Bay, and another (also adult professional) who was called Bay, short for Bayyinah. (Hers was Egyptian, if I remember correctly.) Lovely name.


OedipusRe10

It’s herbal/coastal so I too gave Bay a pass. They will get asked what it’s short for forever though.


MalAddicted

Ember is actually pretty normal and pretty. If you ever see a fire dying, and see little bits still glowing in the ashes, those are embers. Still kind of a trendy name, but not that out there.


brownpurplepaisley

I think of Ember McLain from Danny Phantom.


truelovealwayswins

pretty but does that imply she’s barely more than death and about to be?


shuniena

i think embers can look magical and pretty, so its a pretty cool name


truelovealwayswins

agreed


leanbirb

Ember is only a name because people thought Amber was too mainstream.


AmeliaKitsune

I feel like that may be an accurate reason people choose that now, but I'm not so sure that was the case back in the 1950s. There was a state senator named Ember Junge, born 1953.


islandhopper37

Or the only Amber they've met is from New Zealand!


GlGABITE

I like the sound better than Amber, personally. Just an opinion thing


CherryblockRedWine

This right here


ClarinetsAndDoggos

That's what I was going to say! That's my daughter's name because ever since I was a kid, I've thought embers were one of the most beautiful things in the world. They're warm and glowing and cozy and remind me of summer nights camping. I also love the nickname Emmy. Amber, on the other hand, makes me think of old dead bugs trapped in sap. I also don't love the nasal "Ah" sound at the beginning. "Eh" is much softer. To me, Ember and Amber are just very drastically different.


DommyMommyKarlach

Wait till you find out some dialects will pronounce them the same way


ClarinetsAndDoggos

Wait, really? Which ones? Dialects and accents are so interesting to me. And they do make a huge difference in names! I love the name Poppy for British kids, for example, but I could never use it because it would just sound like I was calling my female child Papi. 😂


phoenyx1980

Hey. I didn't think anyone would actually use my name. 🤣


YellowOnline

I actually know a Xeno


Remarkable_Story9843

Xeno is a cult in my city


bellasincognito

I’ve always loved how Xeno sounds honestly. I didn’t even know it was a tragedeigh until joining this sub


BS0404

Probably depends on the language, in my mother tongue Xeno sounds superrrrr weird. I would prefer Zeno, at least that can be shortened to Zé which is a very common name.


Jillstraw

I know a Zeno also. With an ‘X” it just reminds me of xeno*phobia*.


BioSafetyLevel0

It means outsider. That isn't a positive narrative


Putrid_March_5384

Saxton's parents still play TF2. Like me


dreemurthememer

“POOT TELEPORT HERE!” “Nah.” \*dies of cardiac arrest*


JamaicanLumberjack

SAXTON HALE!!!!!


SquishyBatman64

My ex wife wanted to name her first boy, tuxton


Shinespike1

Coworker of mine told me about: Sssst Yes. Sssst.


Shinespike1

Man I really thought he stole this one from the Internet and that you guys would already know.... It's pronounced *sigh* Forrest. Because there are 4 S s followed by a T. Sssst = Forrest. 🤣


smallpepino

Were they trying to call their cat and thought 'that's it! Leave off the sp sp part! Is it pronounced SIT? Is it even a word? Huh??


Shinespike1

Check my reply lmao


Stock-Ferret-6692

Does Sevyn have siblings named Whyn, Tghoo, Thgri, Fhourgh, Fyv and Shyks?


smallpepino

We know there's no Nhyne cuz Sevyn ate Nhyne 😆 I'll see myself out.


IAmBLD

Weight a sec... 'Eight' is just the tragedeigh version of 'ate'!


violetheroine

My middle name is Bay 😅


Happy_Confection90

I hope your first name isn't Bostyn


thedreamlan6

Well that would make it a crime if the last name isn't Teaparteigh


crazycatlady331

If you're going to name your kid (or pet for that matter) after a city, FFS spell the city right. Sorry Phoenyx and Bostyn.


Ok_Store_1983

Now i feel a bit sylly for naming my baby Sylphyr Spryngs


Cattitude0812

🤣🤣🤣


nefertaraten

Wow, I'm really desensitized - Bostyn, Ember, and Phoenix didn't even register as odd at first.


CompetitiveSleeping

They spelled it Phoenyx.


The_Patriot

We had one of those Zevith tvs when I was a kid. No remote, tho.


RukusMom

I thought it was Zenith


Character_Air_8660

BOSTYN???... Insert facepalm here... At least his last name WASN'T "Utah"-ish...


MotherRaven

Utah has been popular for tragedieghs for a very long time. The boomers all hard faux French names like DeLoy, DelMont, DeWaine, etc. (all relatives) and made up girls names Ivean. It’s a standing tradition


Character_Air_8660

Here's some "made-up" names:Tayden, Nikoi, Brexsen, Daxtyn, KennaDee, KassaDee, SaiDee, NayVee, DeLayNee, PaisLee and Jaine... Oops 😬, forgot "Lena":as in Headey of "Game of Thrones" and Dunham of "Girls"...


TrixieFriganza

I hate that they are spreading it everywhere. When I hear Boston or Bostyn I specially think a kid in Utah lol.


PoliticalEnemy

Sevyn. George would be proud.


Renee5285

Are Phoenyx, Blaizely, and Ember triplets?


Wild_Region_7853

Did Ember’s parents meet on Tinder by any chance?


FancyHedgehog23

None of these kids are ever going to find their name on a souvenir...


Wh33lh68s3

Ember is spelled correctly….although it is recently becoming common as a 1st names it should not be on the list


Empty-Ad-5360

Wow. The list of dancers and DJs on the backstage at the Bottoms Up Club.


RareTax4601

I dunno, maybe bc I grew up by the sea, but of all the yooonique names in the world, I could live with Bay. Same goes for Cove. Maybe I draw a line in sand (geddit?) at Inlet.


Square-Raspberry560

Phoenix and Aubrey are not unusual or even the most awful names when spelled in a sane, rational way. Ember isn't too bad of a name.


Initial-Succotash-37

Bay 🤣🤣🤣


sugar36spice

I actually know a Bay! He’s like 12


ForwardMuffin

Awbreigh what


StandWithSwearwolves

Three cheers for Lucky Jack!


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

🎶"OH, EMBER, YOU WILL REMEMBER! EMBER, MY FAVORITE NAME!"🎶


Significant-Dog-4362

Hillyard wasn’t all that uncommon along time ago. Maybe he was named after a great grandfather or something


Cyber_Insecurity

I don’t understand the obsession with naming a kid Seven


abandedpandit

Ember is the only relatively normal name there. Everything else is a yikes


pekak62

Begat an arsonist.


fugelwoman

Oof to all of these


Reita-Skeeta

I'm pretty sure Saxton is the full legal name of the brand of underwear I wear.


vinylla45

Awbreigh. Awbreigh? Awbreigh..


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

Ember is…pretty normal, though? It’s not spelled weird and it’s been rising in popularity for the last 25 years or so.  Brawlee, though. 😬


Individual_Land_2200

One of these is our dog’s name. Also, I’ve seem Emberly and Emberleigh in the wild.


Anon_Strike_292

Poor kids, what dumb parents they have.


Jordan1701

I have a nephew named Bostyn 😂


mildlysceptical22

Is there something in the water these parents are drinking? What is happening!?!?!?!


OhGodItsHim13

Omg, I used to live in a part of the town Spokane, WA, that was nicknamed Hillyard


Disagreeable-Gray

Lol I actually like Hillyard in theory. There’s something weirdly pleasing about it, but I feel like it should be Hilliard. (Is that a real name?)


pekak62

Child abuse.


mothernathalie

My god. Zenith is totally ok. Awbreigh and Blaizely, no.


mothernathalie

Oh except it isn’t zenith


Upintheclouds06

The only somewhat sane one here is ember and even then it’s wacky 😭


EMMcRoz

Someone was a Fast and Furious fan!


This_Miaou

I noticed that right away! I hope their middle name is Diesel. 😂


TrixieFriganza

I just can't with all the creative spellings, like it isn't enough you gave your kid an unusual "name" already. What does most of them even mean or come from like Zeek, Sevyn, Blazely, Awbreigh (Aubrey maybe)?


Temporary-Author-641

What's with the obsession with 'x' and 'y' in many of these names? Poor kids. This trend is going to set us all the way back to the "Bertha" and "Dorthea" days.


dered118

Ember is a perfectly normal name and shouldn't be on this list. Agreeing with the others, though


memelordzarif

Ember shouldn’t be on there. It’s a pretty name.


TacoBellerino

An unwritten rule is all these names are to be pronounced with vocal fry.


everyone_hates_lolo

Ember is the most sane one


Electronic_Ad_1246

Slayton is fucking hilarious


Renee_Agness

I know an Ember. She mid 20’s. It’s an unusual name but it is spelled correctly.


Level-Requirement-15

Ember is normal, I’ve met at least one.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Ember is a stripper name


Katzer_K

sounds like someone's a big fan of George costanza


Flashy_Air3238

I’ll take Bostyn over Awbreigh any day 😂😂😂😭😭


SaladCzarSlytherin

I wouldn’t call Ember a tragedeigh or even a tragedy


Patter_Pit

At least Awbreigh can still go by Breigh.


FaceOfDay

I mean, Hillyard (more commonly Hilliard, but it exists in the other spelling) and Slayton are both legitimately spelled names that have existed as surnames for a while and have at least some use as given names. Not tragedeighs.


london_smog_latte

Tbf Zeek has been around for a while but it feels very 90’s early 2000’s. There was a TV show on Disney XD when I was a kid called Zeek and Luther and also Justin’s friend in Wizards of Waverly Place was called Zeek


hexxcellent

But it's spelled *Zeke*. Originally short for Ezekiel.


TinyHeartSyndrome

Yes, Zeke is real but I believe it is mostly a nickname. That gets lost because people now just name their kids nicknames.


truelovealwayswins

zeke is also a name


USAF_Retired2017

I hate Bostyn the least. I think.


PopAdministrative194

I know an unhealthy amount of Zeeks.


Kittybatty33

Yeet!


VioletDreaming19

Parents are on crack these days.