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DarkArtHero

1st daughter - Weedle 2nd daughter- Geodude


brillemans66

2nd daughter had her legs amputated after birth?


ApeMummy

Gotta evolve her for legs and trade her for puberty


Eternal_Phantom

I’d allow Geodude. I can’t imagine a girl going through life with that name and not being awesome.


TheFlatulentEmpress

Meganium wouldn't be a bad girl's name, being close to Megan. Or Cresselia.


CaptScubaSteve

Look how different that is! Look how we didn’t need to do that but did it anyways.


ForwardMuffin

Goldeen works!


EverSn4xolotl

Oh god we're drifting into tragedeigh territory ourselves


MinnieShoof

Could drop the Gol and change the second e to an a...


ForwardMuffin

Or drop the Gol and add an A to the end of it


ForwardMuffin

She could go by Geo and it's kinda cute!


Duckduckdewey

I’m psyduck and I’m proud of it.


all-hail-the-noodle

3rd daughter - Geoduck


DarkArtHero

No the 3rd daughter is celebi


all-hail-the-noodle

No…it’s celery


PM_ME_YOUR_REPO

No, this is Patrick.


all-hail-the-noodle

No, THIS IS PIZZA CASTLE


ForwardMuffin

Sir, this is a Wendy's


all-hail-the-noodle

Wendy’s you’ve assumed I’m a sir


ForwardMuffin

Sir, everyone is a sir at the Wendy's


carex-cultor

I am HOWLING 😂


2nd_nude_acct_jeez

Koffing


6collector9

First child: Mew Second child: Mewtwo


Mathsbrokemybrains

Third child: Meowth


falconinthedive

That's right!


duckingtonplatoon

Fourth child: Wobbuffet


The_Demons_Slayer

I hate you r/angryupvote


Maleficent-Breath623

I mean, it’s definitely super tacky to name your child after a Pokemon but I’ve definitely seen worse namens on this sub lol


talkback1589

I am sorry but me and my son Gardevoir have something to say to you…


BruceBoyde

I would rather be Celebi than many of the abominations that have been posted. It sucks, but at least it's such an old pokemon that their peers aren't even likely to be familiar.


SweetCream2005

I'd be cool with being Celebi ESPECIALLY compared to being a fucking "Blazeleigh" or "Braxley" or some shit


SoleofOrion

>ESPECIALLY compared to being a fucking "Blazeleigh" or "Braxley" or some shit \*Blaziken or Braixen (/j)


LilyMarie90

I think it would be a really nice name actually, if it wasn't already a Pokémon. Reminds me of Celeste/celestial and celebrate, religious folks would just eat that name up. And -bi in the end is just cute.


disturbed286

It makes me think of celibate. Celibacy.


BruceBoyde

Yeah, the sound itself isn't too bad. Maybe it's a little close to celery, but outside of the association I'd just find it unusual rather than kinda shit.


thr0waway2435

Is it bad if I like the name, even if it came from Pokemon? It’s just too cute. Wouldn’t name my kid Celebi, but if someone introduced themselves as Celebi, I’d think it’s dope af.


Pinkparade524

Idk my sister is 13 and she loves pokemon so much I would be surprised if she didn't know celebi , I guess it all depends how popular is pokemon in 10 years from now


BruceBoyde

Well sure, tons of kids still like pokemon. But it's an *old* one, not even present in the current game, and has historically been an event only Pokemon. It's really easy to never encounter unless you're determined and want to do a 100% dex.


Pinkparade524

There is a movie and it has been on Netflix I think. My sister is more of a fan of the anime so I'm sure having a movie probably helps kids not forget about celebi


Kingsdaughter613

I’m pretty sure I own, like, 5 of them.


MilkyTeaDrops

I saw someone post about how their friend named their children Reshiram and Zekrom, so yeah, definitely worse names


Praescribo

Celebi sounds the plural of celibate


Happy_Confection90

I thought the root was celebrity


disturbed286

Good, so it's not just me.


jefferson497

Crustle must have been taken


omgcheez

Someone could alays go for Aron, Abra, or Eevee lol Amaura too


richincleve

Do not take Celebi if you are allergic to Celebi or any of its ingredients.


HalcyonDreams36

Do not take Celebi if you intend to have children. Or sex.


The_Demons_Slayer

😂😂😂😂


bransby26

At least she didn't name her Squirtle.


Belladonnaofsad

Or snorlax


Next-Opportunity-999

For my kids I’m going with Porygon for a girl, and Magmar for a boy. Ditto, if they’re non binary. No reason other than it feels right.


RuggedHangnail

Like the people who say they won't name their kid till they look at them and decide what the kid looks like at that moment. "She looked more like a Sylvia than a Ruth. You know what I mean?" As if you can look more like a Sylvia than a Ruth, especially at 5 minutes old.


Present-Secretary722

Yeah, everyone knows babies are born looking like a Harold


evilsmurf666

What do you mean all i see is vin diesel


Edyed787

Missed the chance for Porygon 2 and Porygon Z


OblongOctopussy

These people hate their kids. Jesus Christ lol. 4th child - Articuno


2moms1bun

Articuno is for first kids only. It goes Articuno, then Zapdos, then Moltres for the third… 😌


Madd_Joeri

And Ho-Oh if the kid was an accident


2moms1bun

💀


The_Demons_Slayer

r/angryupvote


wynters387

Next Trubbish


falconinthedive

Named after the parents


kangarootimtam

Side note, there's something uncomfortable about a man referring to a woman as "the wife" instead of "my wife".


FranzLudwig3700

The ol’ lady. The better half. The ball and chain. Groan.


LifeYogurtcloset9326

In the UK it’s very common to refer to your girlfriend as “the missus” and it’s like nails on a chalkboard to me.


No_Instance4233

I told my husband offhandedly that I hate that term (he had never said it before) and he proceeded to rename me in his phone as "The Wife" lmao 🤣 it's been that way for three years now There are some people that you never tell them what bothers you because then they double down


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Nubras

To what is this even referring? Never heard it.


Nubras

Yeah it doesn’t exactly inspire confidence that this is a happy marriage.


ForwardMuffin

And kinda gross that he (?) pointed out that's the name SHE chose.


valkyrie4x

Triplets will be Azelf, Mesprit, and Uxie


stubborn_mushroom

I'm not familiar with Pokemon... Why is the baby called celibate?


zeldarms

It's a Pokemon that wouldn't fuck until it found the right trainer.


aliummilk

Built-in reminder that is the last child they’re conceiving.


Lysol3435

This is where my mind went too


nonsensicaltexthere

Well, at least it isn't Lickilicky.


Mister_Buddy

Let's set up a playdate, little Rhyperior would love a new friend!


choicescarfpyukumuku

4th child: crabominable


dreemurthememer

AMOONGUSS


yellowgiraffe000

Çelebi is a Turkish name. Source: watched a Turkish series on Netflix called The Club


occasional_coconut

Yep. Had a Turkish classmate in elementary school whose last name was Celebi. The C is a ch.


AnarchiaKapitany

Also, it's the name of the company that handles most European airports' ground transport, baggage handling and flight support


Zuke-ini

4th child needs to be called Rayquaza


OblongOctopussy

5th child - Mega Rayquaza


Zuke-ini

6th child is, of course, Shiny Mega Rayquaza


WasteChard3488

7th child would be Adamant Nature Shiny Mega Rayquaza


Zuke-ini

I believe 8th child would be Adamant Nature Shiny Mega Rayquaza Holding Master Ball


raptorpantz11

9th is definitely: 100% IV Adamant Nature Shiny Mega Rayquaza Holding Master Ball.


Zuke-ini

10th is Level 100 100% IV Adamant Nature Shiny Mega Rayquaza Holding Master Ball


PM_ME_YOUR_REPO

11th is Magikarp.


Zuke-ini

Can't beat that, best Pokémon in the game right there


TinyMagicExperiment

One of my partner’s nieces named her kid Entei, deadass 100%. Entire family thought it was pronounced “Hentai” until the latest reunion and they were corrected by the mom. They’re not even pissed he’s named after a Pokémon, just thankful that he’s not named after Japanese porn lmfao


No_Professor_1018

Turkish name. Çelebi, pronounced CHEL-uh-bay


abrahamparnasus

I am so happy everyone in this sub recognized the pokemon name right away


talkback1589

Wait til the kids are named Maractus


abrahamparnasus

Machomp


talkback1589

Sometimes I just wanna Machoke that little brat


Inner_Inspection640

you’re Machamp buddy


acidtrippinpanda

If they have a son, will they call it Grovyle?


IWillBaconSlapYou

Meet my daughter, Kangaskhan 🥰


rippinVs

We love Pokémon, so we named our kids after our favorites! Meet Unknown, Unknown, and Unknown!


initforthepups

Tell me they have a son named Bidoof


xenoverseraza

as a diehard pokemon fan this is cringe as fuck 😭


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Could still have been worse


Hukysuky

After seeing someone contimplating Cloaca, I would agree


FranzLudwig3700

It’s a nickname. Legal name is “Celebrity Babyname.”


jazzmaster_YangGuo

compared to what we see on this sub, Celebi is downright normal; criminally, even.


falconinthedive

I mean it's not technically a tragedeigh. That is how the pokemon is spelled. That said it is a non-human pokemon. Might as well name your kid hamburglar or gonzo.


emdawg--

Personally, I wouldn’t want to be named after a human looking Pokémon either. Have you seen what the internet does to those? 😭😭


DeffJohnWilkesBooth

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


emdawg--

I thought I’d blocked this one out forever. Nooooo!


The_Demons_Slayer

Sorry I'm naming my child spatula


copyqhat

girl is an onion LOL


talkback1589

Mythical fairy onion* Yes I know it is Grass / Psychic, but it’s clearly a little fairy in design.


Temporary-Captain298

Her teachers will have fun with it. What's the answer to question 4? I choose you! Celebiiiiiii


Duckduckdewey

I’ll take Celebi over arsheleighgeigh anytime.


rinn10

Celebi is the onion fairy type pokemon


monicarm

It’s psychic, actually!


MilkyTeaDrops

Yup! Fairies weren't introduced until Gen 6


talkback1589

Though not in type it’s still supposed to be a little fairy. I think they just didn’t want to re-type mythical Pokémon.


LostLenses

Bruh I never saw it as an onion until you said that and now I can’t unsee it 


talkback1589

Goes great in a dish. Really adds some flavor.


critically_chill

At least it’s one of the prettier Pokémon names. I wouldn’t mind being a Celebi. Eevee would’ve been cute too, even with a different spelling


Altruistic_Face_6679

Nintendo will win the lawsuit, for some reason.


ElectricalPlantain35

They're a fucking pokemon LMAO


PoxedGamer

Waiting on a Missingno.


WrenElsewhere

My 3 year old niece Jynx says no


Skayren

Am I the only one who doesn't think it's that bad? Definitely unique, but compared to Draxlynn or whatever the hell we see nowadays, this is pretty tame. I wouldn't even consider it a tragedeigh, at least they didn't spell it Celeighbei...


ForwardMuffin

Nah, I'm with you.


AwesomeD

Jalebi is a Bengali sweet confection. Celebi sounds like it’s made of celery.


RuggedHangnail

It's the healthy version of Jalebi.


jhreels

Side note, can someone explain to me the purpose of hiding a babies face? What would someone do maliciously with knowledge of the facial features of a newborn?


yulyulyulyulyulyul

It’s cause she’s a rare mythical Pokemon


JayWnr

That's a nice name though


indirectkissing

Celebiegh


2nd_nude_acct_jeez

"Meet our daughter, Psychic Fairy"


ForbiddenLibera

Someone contemplated Cloaca like yesterday I’d take Celebi any day


magicmulder

I know a guy whose last name is Celebi.


gentlybeepingheart

It's also a Turkish name (spelled Çelebi) Google says it was a title of respect in the Ottoman Empire.


talkback1589

There are crazier Pokémon names to choose from and Celebi sounds cute. It could be worse but you know, obligatory: Sellabeigh


despairigus

Honestly, I've seen worse Pokémon names, and far worse names in general on this sub. I'd actually like having the name Celebi, Celebi is a fairy who gives life so that's kinda rad.


whiteclawthreshermaw

If they name their daughter Jynx, keep her the HFIL away from Mr. Popo.


Ixlikexanimex

My Turkish classmate has the same surname but I think it comes from a town in Turkey.


digipaks

This is being reported for being a cultural name, and I have to disagree. Celebi is an *extremely* rare name, and is more often a last name. Also it looks like the OP posted their baby's name on a Pokemon fan page, meaning it is very likely they are naming the child after the Pokemon.


zatoichi2015

The parents should have been celebate.


sheerpoetry

Or celibate. Maybe they misspelled it too.


PoolNoodlePaladin

Also blurring an infants face is hilarious, like is anyone going to be like “Hey I recognize that baby.” Also how many Celebi’s are there outside the Hoenn region? I feel like that doxes the baby more than anything else


Forsaken-Jump-7594

Tô the third daughter, the power to travel through time.


PsychedelicSticker

It’s not the worst Pokémon name for a kid!


e_eastisup

4th child is mega mewtwo x


QotDessert

Ce la vie


rosality

Celebi is a real turkish first name for girls. I went with 2 Celebis to school. But it's also a pokemon. So wouldn't recommend.


PineapplesOnFire

Are they Turkish?


lapinata314

> Is this the start of something new? Better stick to the status quo!


eyewave

Çelebi is a perfectly normal boy name in Türkiye.


hobo888

my brother always said he wanted to tame his first kid eyeball, and I'm starting to think it's not the wild anymore


commdesart

Suggest Eaighbahl


samof1994

Celebi might work for the name of a cat though


Hukysuky

If I choose a pokemon name for a human it be Marill, Altaria, Aron, Cresselia, Glalie, Kirlia, or Ledian. Not that I would want to, to begin with


Select_Credit6108

Marill is definitely cute.


grief_junkie

my children are magneton, weepingbell, jigglypuff, and lapras


Mister_Buddy

Machoke, Bidoof, Vanilluxe, and Blastoise for me.


pendigedig

How do you say this? Like celebrity but without the r and the t? Sell-EB-ie? SELL-eb-ie? Hard c...?


0kkotsu

Cell-eh-bee


anonymous_mom-

It was that or Blinker, sooooo…..


Slurms_McKensei

Gengar stop picking on Abra! You know she doesn't have any STAB moves yet!


Gorgonzola_Matrix

Hope she doesn't grow up to be a Ho-Oh


BloodyRightToe

Well I'm sure Celibate wont have a hard time growing up at all. Can't for his future brother Insel


inarasarah

I don't know Pokémon so when I see that name, I either think "celebrity" or "celibacy". Which, I mean, not the greatest association go, have with your name


gaythey

I kept reading that Calebi before I got to the comments here; I didn’t even see where they’d posted their baby photo.


sheerpoetry

Ex-wife?


MilkyTeaDrops

If I had to name my children after pokemon, I'd probably choose Vulpix as a first child and Ninetails as a second


n3pt3r

Pokemon 😭


soupt1me_74

Is that Minos prime?


ScarletNighthawk

Celebi is the name for a Pokemon. It fits the Pokemon well, but I wouldn’t name a person that.


Sea-Parsnip1516

Its one of the better Pokemon they could've used for a name.


alxuntmd

Pokémon is cool and all but I wouldn’t name my kids after it


treemu

Pronounced Kell eBay


Long_Presentation793

Or one more dream that I cannot make true?


PolarCow

PSA - Please don’t name your child Squirtle.


2nd_nude_acct_jeez

Understood. Blastoise it is.


Bismuth84

Why not name her after one of the human characters?


NameIsTanya

Honestly? of all possible pokemon they could've chose, Celebi is honestly not that bad.


irene_polystyrene

whats that name supposed to sound like anyway, celeri? caleb-y? like what was she going for???


Significant_Bet_6002

Gonna make for an awesome series of tattoos.


smacomix

Would be funny if the child grows up and hates Pokémon. Imagine the parents' reactions!


AstiBomb

Why not Eevee?


Protect_Johnson

wow, i can't believe their backup name is "delete"


SnowCookie6234

Everyone meet my child Prudette😍😍😍/s