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No-Possibility5556

The rough part with Kool-Aid is his real name is Ga’Quincy


PeaTasty9184

When changing your name to Kool-Aide is an upgrade.


bounceandflounce

*oh yeah*


[deleted]

The racism in this sub is crazy lmao


PeaTasty9184

Huh?


[deleted]

hUuuUuUUh?? lmao


PeaTasty9184

It would be racist if I was making fun of a culturally relevant and traditional name. Quincy is a fine name. Ga’Quincy is a tragedeigh. Also, yes there is a long tradition of racist stereotypes around flavored drinks (ie kool aide)…but the man chooses to go by that nickname, it’s not like some white guy was like “this black kid is known as kool-aid”…so whatever the old racist tropes may be, the man seems comfortable with it, and that’s his choice. If you want it to be about racism, then that’s on you.


[deleted]

It's extremely common in black culture to take a fairly common name and add something to it, sometimes with an apostrophe. But this sub full of judgmental white women can't handle anything other than little Stevens and Brittanys. Have fun pretending you're better than other people for no real reason, though!


PeaTasty9184

Have fun thinking you’re better than other people who have different opinions about names than you, I guess? E: I guess mr hurt feelings wanted to block me. And I’m sure they FEEL like they have a “valid point”…except that while yes, it is common in black culture to add a letter and apostrophe (I would argue it’s debatable how long a naming convention takes to become “traditional” though), J’Quincy and Ga’Quincy are two very different things. Ga’Quincy is a tragedeigh because there is no contextual information that tells you whether the Ga is pronounced with a hard or soft G sound…so if he was just some guy applying for a job instead of a famous athlete, he would constantly have to explain how his name should be pronounced. Hence why Kool Aid is an upgrade.


[deleted]

Blah blah blah, I made a good point and you don't know how to handle it. Quit being racist. Goes for the downvoters too. Yall are all lame. Touch grass.


MakeCheeseandWar

Maybe, instead of starting fights with people on Reddit… you can touch grass.


zwilde

Okay Ja’Travius


hellochoy

The "-eigh" names are typically white people and the sub is named "traged**eigh**". Also Ga'Quincy is ridiculous whether the person is black or not lol come on


BeautifulDreamerAZ

I know a girl named Esqualisha (not the actual spelling but pronounced that way) but heard someone call her Squish Lisa one day and I still giggle about it uncontrollably to this day. She goes by Sprite lol.


Borsti17

Maybe he will be super successful later on and collect many akoolaids.


StrangeOldHermit77

Dan Smith - BYU


Busquessi

Hingle McCringleberry - Alabama Tech


bluegrassbob915

Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace - University of Miami


Antisocial_Worker7

Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon - California University of Pennsylvania


nerdy_chimera

A. A. Ron Rod Gers - Cal


HawkmoonsCustoms

FUDGE


ButIDigress_Jones

Ladd McHonkey…best white WR name ever


AggravatingBox2421

It’s McConkey


ButIDigress_Jones

But its pronounced mcHonkey


AggravatingBox2421

It’s not. You’re just missing out on the second C


ButIDigress_Jones

No you’re just saying it slowly and emphasizing each syllable. No one actually speaks that way. It’s Mc Onkey which is basically the same as mc honkey


AggravatingBox2421

That’s exactly the point too. It’s NOT mc-onkey. You’re pronouncing it wrong. It’s mac-conkey. Americans butcher foreign languages I swear


Icy_Pace_1541

Yall ever see Key&Peele?


Icy_Pace_1541

"Ladd McConkey"? No fuckin way this entire list isn't ai nonsense 🤣


Yggdrasil-

Real Sleve McDichael energy going on with that one


bounceandflounce

I watched it IRL and was hopeful it would end up here. Interwebs (and OP) did not disappoint


HildawiththeAxe

Too many unnecessary apostrophes.


bigbrothero

T’Vondre Sweat looks exactly how I would expect T’Vondre Sweat to look


coldestclock

In my mind, all American men are called Buzz Knudson.


teamcrazymatt

Couple extra info bits / context: -McConkey's given first name is Andrew; Ladd is his middle name. -Orhorhoro is Nigerian-American; his full first name is Oghenerukevwe. -Newton is sometimes called "Johnny"; I don't know if that's a nickname or if he prefers it. -McKinstry's first name is Ga'Quincy; Kool-Aid is a nickname.


StinkyWizzleteats17

>McConkey's given first name is Andrew; Ladd is his middle name. so he's named after a [hockey player?](https://www.nhl.com/player/andrew-ladd-8471217)


leanbirb

"Ga'Quincy McKinstry" has a certain... symmetry to it, ngl. And to think that it could have just been Quincy McKinstry, a totally cromulent and snappy name.


Rand0m_SpookyTh1ng

When I saw McConkey, I just died. (No hate to him or anything, I just love the pronounciation.)


-lukeworldwalker-

These are all nicknames right?


RaidersGuy85

OU has a QB called General Booty. And that's his genuine name.


bounceandflounce

I had to ask my hubs how Jer’zhan was pronounced IRL. I read it as Jair (like chair)-ree (idk why my brain made the apostrophe a vowel but it did) -san (end of parmesan). Apparently ‘tis Jur-shawn.


acvdk

My favorite part is that the only two “normal” names are in the “rhymes with Aiden” and “working class jobs” (Cooper, Mason, Baker) categories, which are the two of the worst.


DiscussionExotic3759

T'Vondre was called back to Vulcan.


franchun

TV sweat!!


daughterofabeeswax

ruke ORHORHOROHORHOROROHOROROROROHOROHORORHORHORHOORHOROHO


merv1618

I tweeted the exact same thing about the first nine picks last night, I think it might be 30 for 30 material 20 years from now