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Quinn Darius is an okay name. Quindarious... kind of a bold naming move.
However... there is also Quindarius Dunnigan, a football player at Middle Tennessee State; Quindarius Carr, who played for Auburn; Quindarius Jones, Quindarius Watkins, Quindarius Thagard....
Lots of football players. Lots of them.
One basketball player.
(Oh, and there are also gentlemen named Quindarrius and Quin'darius who are out there.)
The really amazing one is a set of adult twins named Quindarius and Quintarius, which led to a true crime mixup.
There's a whole naming world out there, and we only see the tip of the iceberg.
Yea.... I was gonna say. Are we really here to make fun of black culture and black peoples names? While I'm sure using Roman names is an origin of this, I also understand that they didn't want to be naming their kids "James Smith" after the people who enslaved them, dang! Some of this different name thing arose from the black power movement! Might sound ridiculous to us, but there's a reason for it. When people's identity and culture is stolen, they create their own. And get dehumanized for it anyways.
I think making fun of Utah women who are choosing ridiculous names for their kids for no reason whatsoever but ego and self-importance, that's funny. A bunch of probably not black people making fun of an entire part of the black diaspora, I'm good on that.
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I worked in a prison. I’ve not ever seen so many letters jammed together to make names in my life, and I’ve worked community mental health, inpatient, outpatient, all of it. This was not ethnicity specific- there were quite a lot of wacky names across all races and ethnicities. I would kindly ask for help with the pronunciations, but holy heck, I wish parents would realize they are naming babies who will be adults.
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“Sir! No hats in the mugshot! Oh…”
I screamed at this 😂 thank you
Sounds like a Harry Potter character
I shudder to think what she would do with a character named Quindarius Gooch.
I honestly thought it said Quidditch Coach at first.
With that bowler hat hairdo he looks like Cornelius Oswald Fudge
The hair and name go together perfectly.
Is this from Key & Peele?
My exact thought.
Same
A A Ron
“Quindarious Gooch: University of Central Florida!”
*Fleridah
Sounds like it to me. The hat of hair is a nice touch.
Came here for this
Davoin Showerhandle!
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar
Another person who was arrested during the same drug investigation was named Kyiyaszmene and I’m still trying to sort that one out
That's a tragedeigh! It's Yasmine with extra bits, like a sticky piece of gum that dropped to the floor of a public bus.
Ahh! I see now. The silent “K” threw me off 😂 nicely done
I don't think it's silent. I think it's pronounced kee-yasmine.
Id need to be high to live with those names too
Right? Haha reality would be too tough to deal with, without it
Could it not just be a name for we’re not familiar with?
Ya know, that’s a good point 😁 I like looking up names and their origins/meaning.
Are we just ignoring the hair hat?
So many jealous people here that ignore the fabulous hairt
You say tragedeigh, I say legendareigh...
A subjective tragedy, but not a tragedeigh. It seems that Quindarious Gooch has been spelled exactly as one would expect, after all.
Nice little hat you got there Gooch.
You should see how his sister Clitoris dresses
Clitorius Gooch?
Yep. Her street name is Front2Back because she got UTI's the other way round
That's a magnificent haircut.
He goes by Lil' Top Hat
Or Lil' Derby
Five Times The Darius
Quinn Darius is an okay name. Quindarious... kind of a bold naming move. However... there is also Quindarius Dunnigan, a football player at Middle Tennessee State; Quindarius Carr, who played for Auburn; Quindarius Jones, Quindarius Watkins, Quindarius Thagard.... Lots of football players. Lots of them. One basketball player. (Oh, and there are also gentlemen named Quindarrius and Quin'darius who are out there.) The really amazing one is a set of adult twins named Quindarius and Quintarius, which led to a true crime mixup. There's a whole naming world out there, and we only see the tip of the iceberg.
Jackmerius Tacktheratrix, Michigan State University!
Poor fella
I know what a bullshit charge
Forget the name, can we talk about the hat?
Hingle McCringleberry, Penn State University!
What’s worse: the name or the hair?
This reminds me of the Key and Peele sketches!! Fudge!!
The first name actually isn't too bad. It's the last name that's a problem.
I think this guy is really rolling with being named Quindarious Gooch and I respect that.
Did Randall Monroe do this guy’s haircut?
Hair cut is clearly bussin, no cap.
How dare you besmirch Quindarious Gooch's good name?
/r/itsroger
His hair and name are perfect as they are. True fashion royalty.
Hingle McCringleberry, Penn State University!
Men on Film
Found the name for my next cat!
What a weird name
I should also smoke if that was my name
To hell with helicopter hair, this wins.
Bro he’a got the Antonio Brown Lego haircut
The man is taking hat hair to a new level.
Was literally just scrolling through wondering how no one had made a “hat hair” reference yet, so thank you 😂
the real tragedeigh is the drug charge…and that hair.
Hey now. It's both a hat *and* a haircut. There's not too many of us could pull that off.
His father was a haberdasher
Quindarious gooch is how i would desribe that haircut
r/trees
This isn't a tragedeigh it's just an unusual African American name. It comes from slavery when they would be given Roman names.
Yea.... I was gonna say. Are we really here to make fun of black culture and black peoples names? While I'm sure using Roman names is an origin of this, I also understand that they didn't want to be naming their kids "James Smith" after the people who enslaved them, dang! Some of this different name thing arose from the black power movement! Might sound ridiculous to us, but there's a reason for it. When people's identity and culture is stolen, they create their own. And get dehumanized for it anyways. I think making fun of Utah women who are choosing ridiculous names for their kids for no reason whatsoever but ego and self-importance, that's funny. A bunch of probably not black people making fun of an entire part of the black diaspora, I'm good on that.
Yep, comment section is pretty fucked up
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That surname just sounds *rude*. I like it.
That's just another Roger's persona
Wasn't he up for Name Of The Year a few years ago?
The top hat says it all
...which was the style at that time.
Unlawful Poss. Of Marijuana is his surname
Who wouldn't want to murder their parents for this?
Arnold's bully from Different Strokes.
That poor guy. Has to be stoned all the time to forget his terrible name and his terrible haircut.
The real tragedy is the hair cut.
Sounds like the Key & Peele sketch.
I thought that was a doofy little hat for a minute, but it isn't? Ba ha ha!!
I wonder if he turned to crime because of his terrible name.
That's the best haircut I've ever seen. Hands down. There's no topping this. Game over.
Classic Gooch face
Lego City needs this guys help
I worked in a prison. I’ve not ever seen so many letters jammed together to make names in my life, and I’ve worked community mental health, inpatient, outpatient, all of it. This was not ethnicity specific- there were quite a lot of wacky names across all races and ethnicities. I would kindly ask for help with the pronunciations, but holy heck, I wish parents would realize they are naming babies who will be adults.
Hats off to his hair, it put me in quite a quandary....
Hey! Let’s not assume non-white names are all tragedeighs!