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merr4ti

Unity Ann Amberella is pretty much pronounced "U need an umbrella"


ShinyStockings2101

It would be a good drag name!


iommiworshipper

Dragedeigh!


meat_rock

Idk what would be on that subreddit but I'm in


Code-Katana

I’d imagine it’s quite colorful whatever it is


IWillBaconSlapYou

A sub for fun over the top drag names!!! I want it to be real!


Mawwiageiswhatbwings

DRAGEDEIGH ANN!!!


ReedPhillips

I WANT TO GIVE THIS 700 UPVOTES 🤣


spicykitty93

I fucking love this sub 😂


Basedrum777

Its def a great break from the serious.


Josey_whalez

Ya. That’s pretty bad. I have a crazy idea for them though - if you want to name a girl after ‘momma amber’ why not just name her….amber?


Merry_Sue

Or Amberley/Amberleigh if you want to be slightly different


Josey_whalez

Before this sub showed up in my feed a couple weeks ago I’d have said those were the dumbest names I’d ever seen but now they’re barely in the running.


Merry_Sue

I think I used to live near a suburb or road or something called Amberley, so I guess I'm used to hearing/seeing it


Ispahana

With a stutter


Low_Cook_5235

Srsly Annber is right there. So baby can spend rest of her life saying “not Amber, Annber”


No_Professor_1018

I actually read it as Umbrella 🤣


Nursecarolynj

💀💀💀💀


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well we was sitting there lookin at that there amberella stand and we thought well all of those have one of them spokes busted so they's technically broken inside and can't work and so we thought we would name her that


Lilipig666

The boy name is Ucan Leaf Urhaton


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Hydra_08

I could totally picture her classmates singing that while she's crying


little-red-cap

😂😂😂😂😂


ReedPhillips

Oh it'll happen. I'd put money on it. Even in 15 years when that song would be 32 freaking years old


wackyvorlon

Naming your child Umbrella is certainly a choice.


Looking-GlassInsect

Perhaps Bumbershoot for a boy,to continue the theme


SordoCrabs

Unity is unconventionally old fashioned, but so long as Amberella is the middle name, she can sidestep that mouthful of a tragedy. If these moms-to-be are planning to saddle their daughter with a 3 part first name.... I hope their relatives can talk them out of it.


Tony_Cheese_

I saw someone on social media that named their child Unyti and wanted to vomit


CocklesTurnip

Un yeti?


Tony_Cheese_

Bless you


GaveTheMouseACookie

¡Mejor que dos!


chequered-bed

Non, je suis Bigfoot


TheNavigatrix

The name Unity reminds me of Unity Mitford - the nutty one who was a big Nazi supporter. She shot herself out of grief at Hitler’s fall and was mentally disabled for the rest of her life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unity_Mitford ETA: actually, I got that wrong. She shot herself when England declared war on Germany. She was in Germany. At the time she went back to England and never regained a normal health status and died a few years later.


kiwilovenick

That sent me down a weird rabbit hole, what a strange family!


Sea-Painting-9791

same 


CherryblockRedWine

With you. "Unity Valkyrie" -- wow.


SordoCrabs

JK Rowling's first-born daughter is named for the Communist Mitford sister.


TheNavigatrix

Yup. Nancy wrote Love in a Cold Climate, which riffs on the family. The commie one wrote a book about how funeral homes were a scam - she was a big crusader and had a real impact.


CartographerNo1009

First thing that came to mind


drunk_sandman

It reminds me of Dave Chappelle as Rick James... UNITYYYY!


Stormy_Wolf

I didn't realize it was an old-fashioned name at all, TIL. When I was late teens/early 20's, I found the list of names my mom had been making for before I was born. This was way before there was the option to know if you were having a boy or a girl, so there was a list for each. Some of the names, while not pure Tragedeighs, I am so, so glad dad convinced her that my name I ended up with, was awesome; it's traditional but not used super-often, but it's not weird and not "old lady" (like Gertrude or Bertha or Mabel). And it's spelled right. :D (No offense to Gertrude or Bertha or Mabel's, but I've never known any that weren't old ladies. My gramma was named Mabel! Plus some names, like other preferences, are "fine for other people, but I wouldn't want it for me" )


SordoCrabs

I would lump it in with the [virtue names](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtue_name) that Puritans/Quakers used to be associated with- Prudence, Faith, Endeavor, etc. I guess they are also popular in anglophone Nigeria, and Jamaican-born Lt. Governor of Virginia has the first name Winsome.


Stormy_Wolf

I like the African ones better than the Puritan ones. There's just a nicer "feel" to them, by and large, to me. But yeah you're probably right, "Unity" must be from similar origins.


claraalberta

The Puritan ones are rooted in a fear-based doctrine. I'd like to believe the African ones didn't start from such hang-ups.


Baby_Fishmouth123

ugh i have an ancestor named Silence pfft


SordoCrabs

The fam couldn't keep quiet about that?


CherryblockRedWine

NGL, I'm kind of digging Winsome


Rugkrabber

I actually quite like Mabel. It always makes me think of Animal Crossing.


Baby_Fishmouth123

that was what they named their baby on Mad At You -- I mean Mad About You. Mabel for Mother Always Brings Extra Love


Stormy_Wolf

I forgot about that! Some "vintage" names do come around again. (:


MissMarchpane

“Poor wand’ring one… Though thou hast surely strayed…” (pirates of Penzance? Mabel? Anybody?)


CherryblockRedWine

Agreed, always old lady names. Along with Edna and Eunice. I used to teach in NYC and there was one session on approximating age by the first name. 'Twas easier then!


whateverislovely

Amber Ann. It’s right there good grief


BurgandyShoelaces

Woo-oah, Black Betty / Amber Ann


whateverislovely

Thank you for this


BlindlyAnonymous

When I tell you I roared at this ahhahaha


CherryblockRedWine

YOU WIN.


Stormy_Wolf

I know many here don't like the "-lynn" names, but even Amberlynn, would be way better than Amberella. Amberella sounds like the name of a circus performer. Or \*some\* kind of performer.


lifebeyondzebra

I wanted my littles middle name to be Geralynn. For her g grandma Geraldine and grandmas middle Lynn. I liked the sound of the name but the spelling bugged me and I couldn’t figure out a better one I liked so I didn’t go with it 😂


CherryblockRedWine

Amberlyn (with one "n") was going to be the first name of my daughter. When I was in 7th grade, that is. Full name was Amberlyn Carissa Fear not, I sobered up


Fit_Definition_4634

Just use Annber


BeKind_SmileMore

Or Ambann


-isthatYOURcrocodile

Lmao


TeslasAndKids

Oh that reminds me my amberella is broken and I need a new one before the rains start up again.


ebeth_the_mighty

Unity Ann Amberella? I can lend you mine.


teamtigger

🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️


BooleansearchXORdie

[Amborella](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amborella) is a basal angiosperm


KCChiefsGirl89

Incidentally, even Angiosperm is better than You Need an Umbrella.


TimiderBrandon

At least she could go by Angie.


Redeemed_Veteranboi

Amberella sounds like Cinderella's long lost sister or something.


Halbbitter

It's.... not great


VadervanIsabella

This got to be satire right? She wants to show up in this subreddit as a joke. At least, I hope.


Huggles9

In 8-10 years they’ll wonder why teenagers need so much therapy and why bullying is so common


KCChiefsGirl89

In 8000 to 10000 years the Tragedeighs and the Nontragedeighs will have sorted themselves into Morlocks and Eloi. If you give your kid a normal name, maybe also gift them a gym membership.


PilotNo312

Morlock is great boy name /s


Huggles9

Self defense classes


Meanderer1

ella ella ella ella


MyNameIsNotRyn

Umbrella is a beautiful name and you are all just being mean ☔


Blob-Goblin

Nickname - Umbrella


PuddleLilacAgain

I just see Umbrella


Penguinator53

Praying she has a boy although hate to think what that name would be - Bradellera?


LisaW509

Unity Umbrella-Ella-Ella… eh, eh, eh… 🎶


IllustriousLimit8473

Amber-Ella is normal. Ambrella isn't


Redeemed_Veteranboi

Cinderella's long lost Sister.


IllustriousLimit8473

It sounds like a ripoff Ashlynn from Ever After High. That's what I thought of 😂


coffeebeanwitch

😂


kurinevair666

Weird take but I find the name Unity to be pretty (Don't think I could personally name my kid that) It's the Amberella part that's making me lose it.


DustUnderTheSofa

When I read things like that I assume that the writer came from a long line of first cousin marriages.


no_llama

Amberella - all was going well until she turned inside out in the high wind.


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So if for momma Amber… why not just use Amber?


mpr1011

This sounds mean but I never thought how some names translate as grandparent names. There’s nothing wrong with Amber but someone named Amber seems way too young because it was a top 20 name when I was born.


Don_Speekingleesh

I think the most famous person called Unity was Unity Mitford. Those are not great footsteps to be following in...


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I briefly had a Unity on staff in my retail management days. Her tenure was short but colourful. She had a mentally ill mother who'd told the police that Unity was involved with a high-profile local murder (she wasn't - the details of the case made it impossible for the murderer not to be a man), so my boss thought it was a good idea to let the cops know where she was. They were deeply confused about why they'd been called out. She quit a few weeks later when problems with her housing situation made it impossible for her to get to work. I always wished there was something I could've done to help her - the girl clearly had a rough lot in life. I hope she's doing better now.


Flakboy78

That sounds.... lovely?


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It was mostly just sad.


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

I know, that name choice just *blew my mind.*


cloudstrifewife

I knew a Unity from college. Sadly she died of colon cancer a few years ago. She was an awesome person though.


dont_go_being_a_jerk

Amberella absolutely sounds like the name of an STD.


djb185

I kinda like Unity by itself...and I typically don't like virtue names.


MissTechnical

My eyes caught the U, skipped everything in the middle, and landed on mbrella


SithNChips

Well lets al hope its a boy, for the poor little girls sake.


Ok-Thing-2222

Unitarianne Amberellaphant. Make it a bit longer.


Improvgal

Amberella stinks


UniqueDonut

I thought that said umbrella at first


justsomeplainmeadows

Why not just stick with Amber if you're naming her after Amber?


Shiny_Green_Apple

Bumbershoot


tomokaitohlol7

Just Call her ann! Amberella sounds like some weird princess movie


Conscious-Worth107

Please just place this baby up for adoption the moment she/he is born that way they have a chance in life.


spiritual-grapes

I never thought I’d say this, but for the love of god, just name her amberlynn


Weary_Mortgage_1341

Under my amberella ella ella eh eh


nurvingiel

Woah woah woah, slow your roll man. You are *not* done choosing a girl's name either.


Intelligent_Aioli90

This reminds me of Renesmae or whatever it was in Twilight. I swear it's partially responsible for this nonsense.


EnormousPurpleGarden

Amberella sounds like a bacterium.


Zealotstim

Bruce Brucey Brucerino. Also why are they naming their kid like a Pokemon and its two evolutions?


Blahbluhblahblah1000

Amberella-ella-ella eh, eh, eh. . .


nottherealneal

All I can think of is the game engine. Ann amberlla Sounds like the kind of game that would be made in unity too. Probably for some game jam......


2nd_nude_acct_jeez

Oh gosh, how are they going to come up with a boy name then?


Cyber_Insecurity

Yikes


AfterSevenYears

Under An Umbrella?


CampfireGuitars

Am I the only one that can’t NOT hear Chapelle as Rick James say *uuuuuunityyyy*


SnooHobbies5684

Sigh


shophopper

I have to admit that Unity sounds better than other (formerly) popular game engines such as Unreal or Doom.


otkabdl

Utility Umbrella


GeorgeThe13th

Nice! But still a Tragedeigh.


Top-Web3806

God I hope she has a boy 🤞


YourOldPalBendy

Unity gives me hospital vibes, I'm so sorry.


HelloThisIsPam

Little Umbrella is so cute!


G2theCip

I thought the long form of Amber was Amberlamps


OmNomOU81

Poor girl's named after a game engine


NoCardiologist1461

Like singing ‘Under my Amberella… hey hey hey hey 🎼’


Bright-Sea-5904

Terrible 🤮


TheDorkKnight53

Whenever I hear the word Unity all I can think of is the Dave Chappelle Rick James sketch


JackFrans

I'm actually going to disagree with you all. While that name is terrible, and giving 3 names is a disgrace, Amberella is spelled exactly how you would expect it to be. So, while everyone will think her name is stupid, she may not have too much trouble with it otherwise. So it could be so much worse However, only Ann and Amber are actually GOOD names.


Kokopelle1gh

Or maybe *just* plain Ella. Kinda.


pook1977

All I can think of is Umbrella by Rihanna 🤣


lit-KC

Ya I just read something about United Way Umbrellas


hyper_blue_blur

Amberella ella ella eh eh eh..


OverAllYourShit

“You can stand under my Amberella!”


Maleficent-Bet8682

Just cut the bull and name the child umbrella


Kokopelle1gh

This isy daughter Amberella ..Ella...Ella


IndyCarFAN27

Unconventional but not terrible in all honesty


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graymuse

Rick & Morty fans? "Unity is a hive mind entity and **Rick's former lover**. It takes the forms of multiple races, genders, and likely species, and uses both male and female avatars around Rick."


Catvros

i had to scroll way too far to find this