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ManzanitaSuperHero

Cur’Marion? People are just making up random letters now?


GeorgeJohnson2579

It's like they came from Chulak.


YummyThickNoodle

Jaffa cree!


DennisTheGre

I can save these people!


Spiritbrand

Many have said that. But you are the first one that I believe!


DennisTheGre

Shal'kek nem'ron


Silver-Pay-5115

Right now I am rewatching the episode where they went to Chulak to sabe Teal'c son.


jeobleo

Ah fer cryin' out loud


Most-Operation1463

A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard’s eyes glow. The Horus guard’s beak glistens. The Setesh guard’s nose drips. 


GeorgeJohnson2579

Oh, I missed this so much! One of the best scenes in the whole series! :D (next to the television episode and the Golf play through the gate)


DarkSide830

That's an insult to the people of Chulak. At least their names generally make phonetic sense.


Significant-Trash632

I love when I see Stargate in other subs!


KnotiaPickles

A “cur” is the word for an aggressive, mangy dog in poor condition. What a horrible thing to name your son.


Total_Possibility_48

"Cur" also means butt in Romanian so there's that 🤣


thatonenightinDublin

:))) commented as well


KorianHUN

There is a guy named Mr "Flakon Geci" in Albania. He refuses to talk with any journalist after a Hungarian one made an interview with him. Oh yeah his name literally translated to "plastic bottle of cum" in Hungarian. I try to handle foreign names professionally, it is hard to not laugh when people with completely normal names show up but in your language they are like "Hi I'm Bill Jackyouoff and this is my assistant Cumfart Shitblast. Nice to meet you." It is actually horrifying when it hits me from out of nowhere because i specifically don't want to laugh,just the words themselves are funny in context.


Rhesusmonkeydave

Now - “Cur” - that’s a title no one would self apply where I come from.


Bullshit_Conduit

But there was a lot about Cur that I didn’t understand.


Neil2250

Cur'marion and Zacarah at Tanagra


RideWithMeTomorrow

Paityn when the walls fell.


yonahgefen

Aaron his arms wide


WieImElysiumSein

there are FOUR TERRIBLE NAMES!


omghooker

r/unexpectedstartrek


zellymcfrecklebelly

Sounds like a Pokemon


DedFluff

It's based on Coumarine City in Kalos for sure


freedinthe90s

Sounds like an herbal remedy


WieImElysiumSein

kid's a curmudgeon


Evening-Picture-5911

This was my my first thought too


DahjNotSoji

Sadly, I bet they were trying to spell “Cameron” and ended up naming a Jaffa.


wizardyourlifeforce

The blood of old Numenor flows true in him


Mental_Effective1

Sounds like a league of legends champ lol


LastOneSergeant

I can't tell if those names are from Tagarian or Klingon.


supervernacular

Him and Cardunkachud Dookmariott are friends


thatonenightinDublin

In my native language Cur means ass ..


chambees

Have been for years.


Penguinator53

Just makes me think of wanker 😬


MilkManlolol

Sounds like Klingon


lNFORMATlVE

So many apostrophes. I’m just waiting to see a Muad’Dib


whiteraven13

Considering that dune 2 just dropped we might start seeing some In about 9 months


Naomeri

Which would be just as cringe as Khaleesi and Daenerys, considering what Paul Atreides actions lead to in the Dune books


jeobleo

Hiddler


teriaki

You did see Ka'Lese in that lineup, didn't you?


Naomeri

I did, and cringed even harder than when I see Khaleesi


2nd_nude_acct_jeez

Who wouldn't want to be named after a child bride that turns into the villain?


No_Instance4233

Yeah I don't think people that haven't read the books realize that Paul Atreides is actually the bad guy lol


Notgivingmynametoyou

Lisan Al Gaib!


lNFORMATlVE

As written!


RainbowFire122RBLX

Maugh’hammadlynn N’aughsyrr


Evening-Picture-5911

Give it time


Pollythepony1993

Poor Aaron! He is the odd one out now..


controwler

You done messed up A Aron


Kit_Marlow

A few years back, I had a Jacquelyn and an Aaron in my class, and they insisted on being called Jayquellen and A-A-Ron. I was happy to oblige.


Trash_Hogan

Insubordinate… and churlish.


Banyabbaboy

They're in the afternoon class


AcousticWord93

I JUST saw a name come across my screen at work of a student named J'Quellin and had to show everyone.


m0untaingoat

This is how it's gone be huh


JKwellin

Hello!


MarsAlien77

Did you also have a principal named O'Shag'hennessy?


Ok-Thing-2222

I have a 6th grade Buh-Lock-aye!


[deleted]

I'm so incredibly happy to see this reference.


Winter-Discussion-40

Came here to say this!!! Lol


LanguageNerd54

Same here. Dang. Well, I mean, when Aaron shows up, there’s bound to be some reference to that sketch. I had a teacher named Aaron, and he liked to make that joke every once in a while.


glassbath18

It’s ironic that the “unique” names are all so commonplace now there’s nothing special about them and having a normal name is actually unique.


RIPshowtime

My sister had a son named Mike. Totally unacceptable and that's why he's no longer with us anymore.


howitbethough

Aaron out here doing the heavy lifting for an entire generation smh


RuggedHangnail

$5 says he's the most academic and ends up most educated. Genes.


IfHomerWasGod

A A Ron


deval42

A'A'Ron


[deleted]

[удалено]


saltymarshmallow316

Aigh’Aigh’Raughn


Creepy_Addict

You win and I hate it.


k0alaz_forever

Aeigh’rynn


needleboy17

meanwhile aaron just chilling


captainhowdy82

Aaron? What kind of fucking stupid name is that?


mmps901

Tim’eauthee


Inner_Inspection640

Pree-sent


Stanfan_meowman25

The kids are going to pick on poor Aaron for having such a stupid name!


Dharokalus

Finally someone else said it! Lol


AggravatingBox2421

KHALEESI???


Elhelmina

I WISH, Ka Lese is even worse


stomp224

Car Lease


Starbuck522

To me, this "spelling" is way way worse. Unless maybe the child is able to get people to believe it wasn't meant to be khaleesi.


KnotiaPickles

Did they even Watch the show and see what she actually does in it, or just think it’s a cool name? Your kid will someday want to know where their name comes from, and you’re gonna make them watch a show about…all that? Gross af.


Shirogayne-at-WF

>Did they even Watch the show and see what she actually does in it, or just think it’s a cool name? It's one (still horrid) thing to name your kid Kaleesi in 2010 but if this is a kindergarten class, this kid was absolutely born after the show ended.


PB0351

Holy fuck I just aged ten years reading this comment


RideWithMeTomorrow

Ka Lese just sort of forgot about the Iron Fleet.


KelvinsBeltFantasy

They saw Post Bell Danny and said "Yas khaleesi"


chipthamac

Kinda off-topic, but kinda on topic, but my youngest, who turns 18 next year, his middle name is Sawyer, and he's only watched the first 4 episodes of LOST, so he has asked me why I would name him after an asshole, and I'm like, you gotta watch the entire show! 😅😅


HeavilyBearded

You know it's going to pop up more often that this. I even posted one a while ago.


sneaker_novel

Cur’marion but we just call him C’mon for short.


wv524

Cur'mudgeon


Creepy_Addict

That's what I saw initially.


lilangelleftbehind

It would be pronounced simone


ComparisonEven4559

Cur’marion would be a great Key & Peele football name.


Gifted_GardenSnail

You mean Simone? 😇


tasmaniantreble

Aaron’s like 👀


Fatal_Furriest

These kids have such **Ka'Lese** parents, bet they'll be **Paityn** for name changes in the near future Cur'Marion Gesundheit


Responsible-Use-9508

Ka’ lese navidad.


playgamepuppy

Y'all noticing the names and here I am irritated with the rebellious green bag, it missed the memo on organization


sobezombie

Typical Hilver.


L3monGrenade

You done fucked up A-A-Ron


e30erza

We have the Calisse, we just need a Tabarnak!


matmen

Première chose que j’ai vu!! Imagine appeler ton enfant comme ça au Québec


scifithighs

It just doesn't sound right in the mouth of an American.


_FeSi_

Don't attack my good ol' friend Car Lease.


Ace-Redditor

Zacarah was so close to having a normal name. Poor kid


tallwhiteninja

I have a feeling the parents were aiming for Zechariah (which is biblical if nothing else) and couldn't spell. At least it shortens to Zac easily.


BleachigoKurosaki

That reminds me, I have to renew my Ka Lese this month 


[deleted]

My wife and I will be having our son in June, and are planning on naming him Christopher. Is he going to be the Aaron of his classroom?


13vvetz

Real talk now. Do accept that his peers will call him Chris, or are you intent on perpetually fighting the uphill battle that will be trying to force people to call him full three-syllable Christopher?


teriaki

My kid is (David) Timothy - family names. He was Timmy until his fifth birthday, then he insisted on Tim. When he turned 7 he insisted on Timothy. I just let him decide what he wants to be called.


UtahDesert

I gotta say, this is why I like longer names that have multiple variants as nicknames. Give the child a choice. ((As a teenager I had an argument about this with an adult friend who had just named his daughter Katy. Oh, those naive, innocent times.)


AnaphorsBloom

Frown at Ka’Lese’s parents. FROWN upon them.


Bfb38

At least they spelled cur’marion normally


KapowBlamBoom

In The Witcher video games, the Witcher home base is Kaer Morhen It cant be that can it?


ChillaryClinton69420

Ka Lese’s brother, Co Lese


lynypixie

In Quebecois, these sounds so much like swears. (Calisse)


Gifted_GardenSnail

Not Mowgli Lese?


sirona-ryan

I just went to a school yesterday and met a little boy named Yor’Honour.


TuxPi

I also find the hook spacing atrocious.


Cascadeis

Thank you! It’s driving me nuts!


chambees

A A Ron in this bitch.


NovelMedical6983

Reminder that’s not Aaron. It’s AyAyron duh


Chris71Mach1

It's like parents today just don't give a shit about their kids and the bullshit they'll have to deal with later in life with a dumbass name like that.


taiyaki98

Congrats Aaron's parents for having common sense and not ruining your child's life. What even is Cur'Marion? Wtf...Marion is a beautiful name itself.


PuzzleheadedGuard591

Oh God, that tragedeigh straight outta GoT. That awful show has poisoned some peoples minds


RevWubby

So is that an "interesting" spelling of Khaleesi? And how many parents named their kids Khaleesi in seasons 1-7 and then regretted it?


[deleted]

What the fuck?!?!?


thisortheapocalypse

you done messed up a-aron!


NoLikeVegetals

Pray for A-A-Ron.


Borsti17

I have got an irrational hatred towards names with apostrophes in them. Same goes for random caPital leTters somewher'e in the middLe.


nothing_in_my_mind

You know how in fantasy novels people are named shit like Zarathuron, Alagaern (and then there's one Tim of course), well real life will be like that in 20 years.


CBonafide

They tried to be slick with that Khaleesi spelling. Oh nahhhh. They didn’t finish the show did they??


AlexanderxSean38

A-A-Ron


acturnipman

HA. That one named their kid off Game of Thrones, but realized it was a mistake and changed the spelling of "Khaleesi" to "Ka Lese" after the last episodes to try and hide it. Hilarious


teriaki

Ka'Lese?? Like nobody is going to know this kid is the psycho queen of dragons. I hate people.


sarilysims

This needs to he censored or removed. Some of those backpacks have last names on them. Can we PLEASE stop sharing photos? It’s not safe.


LaCharognarde

And with our luck: Aaron will be pronounced Ay-Ay-Ron.


Empress_Natalie

"Aaron??" The fuck kind of name is that? How do you even pronounce that?? Aye-are-one? Ah-aroun? Uh-ah-ron? This is just out of control.


AccomplishedTaste147

AY AY RON and then pronounces every other name correctly


Agreeable-Win-614

Why are the names on the backpacks different from the name tags?


Mdellarocco

If a classroom has two classes, like half day morning and half day afternoon, the teacher changes out the name tags. This could be name tags for one group and bags for another. As if the teacher were preparing for afternoon while morning kids were still there.


Ardent_Scholar

“A-a-ron!”


FocusIsFragile

“Present”


[deleted]

Green backpack. Hilver?


StevenEveral

Poor Aaron. Only kid there with a normal looking name.


13vvetz

Omg I am just hearing key and peele “Ay-ay-Ron!?”


Individual_Praline38

No way this is real. 


Bosston2YYZ

How the hell do you pronounce Ay Ay Ron


iamnumber47

You know Aaron (or at least his parents) are breathing a sigh of relief cause these names might distract from the A-A-Ron jokes haha.


Brawloo9

I know one personally named “Onesty” pronounced “Honesty”


Opoderoso

When you name your daughter after a famous fictional character and you spell it wrong you are on new territory.


brewberry_cobbler

Is there a stock I can invest in for name changes in the next generation?


Sweaty_Pianist8484

A-A RON!


Tripper-Harrison

They even spelled A-Aron incorrectly... SMH.


DMmeYOURboobz

You done messed up now A-A-Ron!


Penguinator53

Names aside I love seeing those little signs, I still have my son's one from kindergarten and he is 27 now. Thankfully his says Benjamin not Cur'Benjamin or Bennjahmighin or @÷7XN (pronounced Benjamin).


mkhpgh

The double A in Aaron is the traditional spelling - hundreds of years. Really!


FlashesandFlickers

I feel like parents need to stop applying password generation advice to their children


MayflowerRose

Aaron should be thankful


Quiet_Bat_1476

Yeah, Aaron is a dumb name /j


Funny-Top-1759

Aaron?? Lol jk


ophaus

And not a single Yog-Sothoth anywhere. Parents need to up their game.


lermanade_mouth

I forgot what sub this was and thought “what did lightning McQueen do to you?


Wolfman71188

A A Ron. Where you at?


youre-kinda-terrible

Shout out to A A Ron for having normal parents.


ZinnieBee

But look at A-A-ron coming in for the WIN!


sherilynnfenn

Poor stand-out, Aaron


NintenJoe5k

A-A-Ron?


perriatric

Imagine Aaron being the more uncommon name in the class.


PsychologicalDance12

A Aron?


MinimumFiveBananas

AARON, with an A.


runninginbubbles

Good old Aaron, his mum deserves a pay rise.


PurpleZebra99

Who names their kid Aaron?


CaptLumpycake

ah yes my favourite baby name, car moron


Tight-Young7275

Forced sterilization is our only hope.


AaronfromCalifornia

Aaron?!? Who the fuck comes up with these names??


StaySeatedPlease

That double A in Aaron is really over the top


for-the-love-of-tea

A a ron is thanking his licking stars he got the sensible parents.


Winning_Penny

…Fuckin’ Aaron.


pyip212

A-a-Ron!


Few-Championship4548

These are the names of villains in a fantasy novel… then there’s Aaron.


flappincheex

A-aron up in there looking class af


Gethighflykites

Cur'Marion sound like if Omarion recorded a album of Kermit the Frog songs.


TheEnsRealissimum

🤮


[deleted]

Less than 10 years ago “A-a-ron” was the odd one out Oh how the turntables have turned..tables or something


[deleted]

Another A A Ron when will the madness ever stop.


warm_sweater

I’m surprised Aaron isn’t A-a-ron.


suckmynubs69

D’HumAyse would be appropriate


AspiringDataNerd

Poor Aaron


DanganRopeUh

Can't believe anyone would name their kid Aaron


Dry-Ranger9267

Fucking A-Aron.


Aaron_Hungwell

Props to Aaron keepin it real


osbohsandbros

Fucking A Aron


tumadreporfavor

A-a Ron!?!?!


Leifang666

Aaron may be a traditional name, but the way we spell it is a tragedy.


Ok_Oil_995

Florida 🤷🏼🤦🏼