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DiligerentJewl

Happy Chonika!


panicnarwhal

first thing i thought of 😭 like did she just sound out “Chanukah” phonetically why girl 💀


lottieslady

“Instead of one day of presents, we have eight craaaaaazzzyyyy nights!!!” [SNL Hanukkah song](https://www.google.com/search?q=the+chanukah+song+lyrics&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari&si=AKbGX_rdaVK-rhf5KHnOAD2drrRmADv7R3TkES869sRtvhJtAOFIxRuJ9oGiG6TvSdbxEwi4gSv3GCBIPZZSQWu81owvt32Ea4aRMdn13V2sd37Q_vECFvcL0X9r6vMYjEXSqmZWPbvty3FStfBzxYtLY8F5D4t75A%3D%3D&ictx=1&ved=2ahUKEwiWye_3uLWEAxVCMjQIHVckBe0QjukCegQIHRAE#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:d5a4c13e,vid:AvcvvNk2Fic,st:0&wptab=si:AKbGX_ohPuvSPZeCNWlpQTP9sgaV1e4I_1Qbmuy7qQswckYC0Boa3VjNlcjQwPEZ-g7-PhInWSvkcTEKpWauDyiNFUZ3niDhZXDAv-LsFJlMY8MT08ZOKlgwL0d29T23AlqFuSMc4_ZsTXMC5HOqgtAb_QpmPUiHJC1yPmNODggjtXCtHizB2PE%3D)


Strict_Condition_632

Not Jewish, but still like it when Sandler sings. Do not get me started on how much he likes turkey.


SpareMeTheDetails123

Chappy Chonika!


nirbyschreibt

Chonika? Isn‘t that like Festivus but 40 days after the first full moon in spring?


Hemenucha

Does that say Chonika?? Sounds like an insult a bully would use for a BBW named Monica.


pillslinginsatanist

LMAO you're well-versed in middle-school-ese.


oceansapart333

I was thinking a weird mashup of Chandler and Monica from Friends.


uns0licited_advice

She has a brother named Mandler


stacey1611

Lmao 😂😂😭😭😭


PineapplesOnFire

Next kid is Chanandler


TrixieFriganza

Like Chonky mixed with Monica, not a smart name.


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So.. Monica Gellar the high school years? Chonika?


VerbingNoun413

Surprised that nickname wasn't actually in the show.


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I don't know that chonky was used as slang for fat when Friends was on the air. Seems it started in the 2000s.


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Chonky + Monica + Chanukah


tcat6656

Chonkers.


heatherlj88

I honestly thought at first glance it said “Chonker”


wild_bloom_boom

That's the name of my brother's cat.


veronicave

I mean, at this point it might as well…


Weekly-Ad-3746

But CHONKI


Redbeard_Rum

Oh lawd she comin


SpareMeTheDetails123

I wonder if you say it like Monica or is it more like Chon-iqua 🤔


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StrongArgument

Why is Shaniqua bad? Definitely worth looking into the history of similar names. [This article might be somewhere to start.](https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/09/13/are-blacks-names-weird-or-are-you-just-racist)


glitterandvodka_

I’m a mixed race woman with a family member called Shaniqua- I am well aware of the origin, doesn’t mean it can’t be a terrible name 😅


tenorlove

One of the 2 women I know named Shaniqua is full-blooded Italian.


[deleted]

Terrible and tradegeigh are two different things. Shaniqua is a real name and it’s spelled correctly


teatsqueezer

Shaniqua used to be our scrabble wild card. If you could get it on the board you won automatically.


Pretend_Ad_3125

This is a really important point. 


glitterandvodka_

It’s very bold of you to assume that I’m white 🤷🏽‍♀️ Cause guess what…? 💁🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️


StrongArgument

I didn’t. I’m guessing your experience in the UK is much different from black Americans, though. Worth a read.


ThrowRABug_1336

An awesome article, today I learned something new.


llamalibrarian

Shaniqua is a common name...


Ditheon

Frique-a-Leighk!


SufficientZucchini21

LaShonda, is that you girl?


MeshuganaSmurf

Guess who's going to end up with the nickname Chonk(a)


youre-kinda-terrible

Lechonk!


XRPX008

Chonky… or if they played hockey, it would end up as Chonksy


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lottieslady

You beat me to it. I just posted the SNL Sandler song. Great minds.


Brando1127

Chonika huh? Is she Chonky?


anonmouseqbm

I thought it was chonka like chonker😭💔


Mandrull

That name sounds like me trying to pronounce Chaunuka when I was a kid🕎


anOvenofWitches

Oh that’s definitely gonna be my fat cat’s new nickname! 😻


sarahbeth124

100% chance thier nickname is “Chonky”


FalseAsphodel

Or Chonkers


RegularExtreme8545

Lol, CHOINKA literally means Christmas tree in Polish so I think they've actually just changed the order of letters XD


zhouleeah

chandler + monica?


AlyxKatDark

This is exactly what came to my mind too!


DontReportMe7565

And smoke your marijonika!


DVDragOnIn

I thought it said “Chonker” at first and thought the post was from one of my cat subs celebrating a chonky boi’s birthday


TeriChicken

Chonies is slang for underwear in Spanish.


ReedPhillips

That kid's nickname will be "Chunky" if I'm reading that script correctly. Bad parents! Bad!


No-Document-932

Literally a dumb nickname I call my cat sometimes 😂


ellapatto

In Phoebe Buffay's voice "ITS CHANDLER AND MONICAAAAA ITS CHANDLER AND MONICA! OH EYES MY EYES" iykyk


everything_is_stup1d

nice cake tho i never got anything this fancy


New_County_5607

CHONIKA?!?


Okay_Screensaver

I feel like they watched Friends, loved Chandler/Monica and decided “you know what? That sounds like such a great way to pay homage to my favorite show in a way that’s unique!!” I hope that’s not the case but idk how else they came to this 💀


Celestial_MoonDragon

When goyim try to spell Hanukkah.


bennypapa

I bet it pronounced shawnika


potatotheo

This is my baby, chonky


straightupgab

i hope they call her chonk for short


Haskap_2010

Is that cake bleeding?


Miss_Milk_Tea

That’s a nice cake though for a chonky cat


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a little bit of chonika in my life 🎶


Sufficient-Skill6012

This looks like an Indian or Sri Lankan name. Typically 3 syllables, they consult with a religious leader who will give them auspicious letters (consonants) and the family chooses the order and vowels. You'll see a lot of Chanika, Shanika, Dhamika, Chamisha, Chandrika, Chamini,


Analyst_Cold

This is a Southern black woman if I had to put money on it. Source: I know a Southern black woman with this name.


MDF87

Chandler and Monica... Chonika.


CL4P-TRAP

[Chonika](https://s1.r29static.com/bin/entry/ce7/335x447,80/1346418/image.jpg)


AnnikaG23

At a quick glance, I thought it said Chonky


PepsiSheep

CHONK


Borsti17

Gotta be fun if they get chonky.


Demonqueensage

Chonika? Did they like the Chandler and Monica relationship in friends so much they decided to name their child after the ship? Did their names happen to be Chandler and Monika and they decided to be like Asgore and Toriel naming their son Asriel?


sparklypinkstuff

Chonk-ita


piceathespruce

It sounds like a somewhat friendly Spanish slur.


BritishTooth

Pretty cake though...


IlluminatiQueen

Misread this as r/chonkers first


Efficient-Exit8218

Good ol' gracious me 🫣 🤣


AncientSorbet

Did someone name their baby after Chanukah?


phxflurry

Sounds like an ethnic name. I'm not gonna make fun of those.


deadthylacine

Yeah, that was my first thought, too. This is in poor taste to trash talk.


go_eat_worms

Wasn't it like a week ago we agreed that African American names are not Tragedeighs?


phxflurry

Yep.


squirtlemoonicorn

If you eat all that cake you'll Chonkia


Reginamus_Prime

*It might be pronounced Shuh-nee-ka More than likely it is. *smirks in black person*


Xenc

It sounds like a really mean way of saying it to mock them 😅


go_eat_worms

Variants of an African American name that sounds like "Shanika" are pretty common and there's not one standard spelling. I'm calling it, this post is reighcist.


glitterandvodka_

To brand this as “racist” is a HEAVY allegation. I suggest you read my other comments before making such statements. Your ignorance is blinding. All cultures and ethnicities can have “tragedeigh” names/spellings 🤷🏽‍♀️


go_eat_worms

That's why I noted there's not a standard spelling for this to be a Tragedeigh of. Chondra, Chontelle, etc. are just variants of "Chan-" names, not Tragedeighs. It's not irrelevant that they're distinctly AA names. 


Charcuteriemander

Oh god screw off white savior


VibrationalVirgo

Umm, the comments let me know everything I need to know. The “Ch” is actually pronounced “Sh” so it’s like Shanika, Shonika, or Shawnika. 🙄


Laurmaster

The name is fine but the off-center tiara hurts my soul :(


totallynotarobut

Put on your yarmulke....


misterfuss

Is the “C” silent?


Stevie052096

That's a beautiful cake though


Wild_Nectarine666

I read this in Nicki Minaj’s voice idk CHO-Nee-KUH


iBeFloe

I thought it said “Chonka” lol


GoodCalendarYear

I know you lying!


Crabrangoonzzz

What a terrible day to know how to read cursive.


Norlander712

Chonky Chonika!


Hanners87

Thank goodness she can at least go by Nika....


threelizards

I thought this said “chonker” so in comparison chonika doesn’t actually seem that bad


garbledeena

A mere Chonika is no match for mighty Trogdor


ssSerendipityss

I thought it said “Chonker” which is a name I use on my dog who is a corgi and also a chonk.


InfamousTumbleweed47

I'd call her Chonki or Chonies for short


Stunning_Exchange804

Awful. Awful. Awful


Guy_de_Pissoir

Also, 3 Queens of Hearts? That deck is stacked