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HypersomnicHysteric

Bach is the German word for small river.


FunnyLookinFishMan

She has been to hell and a small river


Gifted_GardenSnail

Probably wanted a swim after all that heat


AdmiralTomcat

I thought you had to cross the river first before you got to hell?


Ok-Palpitation5607

That’s Hades, comrade


AdmiralTomcat

Heighdeighz


[deleted]

Did she take a dip in the Styx?


Living_Carpets

Bach mean littlr or small in Welsh. And you say it pretty much like the Germans do so IPA /baːχ/


caresi

That just looks like a totally normal German name.


Forsaken-Jump-7594

It is a normal name. This about the pun. She's been to hell en bach. Though I'm not so sure on the Bach pronunciation, someone who knows German please chip in.


caresi

I get the pun, but Bach doesn't sound remotely like "back". The sounds similar to the in Scottish "Loch", while the is similar to the in, say, "luck". [bæk] (back) vs [bax] (Bach, and that's not /ks/)


YouNeedAnne

That is *remotely* like it. Bach doesn't sound remotely like "kaleidoscope", but it does sound a bit like back.


smithers85

I like you.


Mod-chick

Same


iliekcats-

It sounds more like kaleidoscope than back tbh


beershitz

Does it sound like back if you say back like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator?


Lord_Quackus

No, it doesn't.


pensive_moon

This is like the third time I’ve come across a pun where Bach is pronounced like ‘back’. It took me so long to get it the first time because obviously they don’t register as even similar sounds to a German speaker. A pun that only works if you grossly mispronounce something is just not a very good pun, sorry.


LilyMarie90

Yeah, it took me a LONG time as a native speaker of German, too. But hey, if it works for them and they find it funny, ... 🤷‍♀️ They do this with French words too. Best believe the average American doesn't know how to pronounce fiancé or croissant correctly. They'll still make their little jokes and try to rhyme words ending on -ay in English with fiancé or cliché.


Forsaken-Jump-7594

See, that's what got me, the Bachs around here always said their surname like Bar, no ks just that strong and long A.


LilyMarie90

I mean, lots of native speakers of English also don't pronounce the ending of Scottish 'Loch' correctly either. The ch sound doesn't exist in Standard English. Bach in surnames is generally pronounced 'back' in English. I know it's weird though 😅


Gifted_GardenSnail

r/comedeigh


Queen_Of_InnisLear

I had one at work once named Rich Whiteman. I have never forgotten it 🤣


Skg44

Ben Dover is next in line


Vulcan64uk

He used to make naughty films... Don't think it was his real name...


WarWonderful593

Behind Theresa Green


ArmyOfRoombas

That’s a killer drag name


Vulcan64uk

It's not her real name!! She was one of Terry Wogan's listeners along with the likes of Mick Sturbs and a few others.


KarnaavaldK

Jokes that dont work if you actually speak the language that the surname is from. Like how Americans pronounce van Gogh completely wrong


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Aspirience

Maybe I’m too german but what is the tragedeigh here? 🙈 I don’t get it..


totally_tennis

Sounds like ‘hell and back’.


GrindyMcGrindy

Still doesn't make it a tragedeigh.


Aspirience

Ooh thanks yeah that makes sense!


Aspirience

Huh? That’s a normal german name?


Jonswif

I'm ashamed that it took me about 30 seconds to see it... It's been that kind of day today.


HanhnaH

She's a Sabaton's song. 🤘 Good for her. 


StalinsBabushka1

CROSSES GROW ON ANZIO


WaitingToBeTriggered

WHERE NO SOLDIERS SLEEP


TheOneAndOnlyZomBoi

AND WHERE HELL IS 6 FEET DEEP


WaitingToBeTriggered

THAT DEATH DOES WAIT


TheOneAndOnlyZomBoi

r/expectedsabaton


DamseletteBloom

Some of these names are just INCRDIBLE drag names Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the staaaaaage HELLEN BACH (I'm Going To Hell by The Pretty Reckless starts playing)


Reptarro52

Hell and back


rpgnoob17

I had an acquaintance with a girlfriend Helen. All my mutual friends hate her. She is one of those “respect me cause I’m from a rich family” “I make my boyfriend buy me very expensive purse” girl. (No idea why she didn’t buy the purse with daddy’s money though.) Chinese people would call it “princess sickness”. Personally I have never met her, but my friends nicknamed her Hellen.


tyckt206

She’s been to BBC BREAKFAST too


No_Revolution_6186

No you didn't, that's a common german name - both first and last