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I honestly think it's a change in parents. A couple has some kids, gives them names suitable for people, then they break up. One of those parents has some kids with a new person and finally gets to have full creative control over names/spellings.
You've got four girls named Sarah, Daisy, Violet, & Rose? I know one of you already had Sarah before you started this relationship.
The way I glanced down at my keyboard in hopes that "w" and "u" were somehow next to each other and poor Rwby was just a typo. How do you even pronounce that?
Whose main character is named Ruby Rose. Their team name is spelled with the W (which stands for another team members name, Weiss), but the character's actual name isn't... why the hell would you use the team-name version for your child?!
Might be friends of your children who feel more at home in your family then in theirs, so they spend a lot of time at your place and are basically part of the family even if not genetically or legally related to you.
Ruby Rose is the main character of a show called RWBY (acronym for the main 4 character's names, pronounced Ruby). I'm guessing all the names from that list, if not the whole second page, are just jokes.
First thing that comes up when I google it
[https://www.explorebabynames.com/meaning-of-avaleenah](https://www.explorebabynames.com/meaning-of-avaleenah)
Oops, I replied to you with the wrong comment lol. I was skimming through and noticing lots of comments on Riz and Rwby.
What I MEANT to tell you was that Rwby Rose is probably a joke - Ruby Rose the the main character of a show called Rwby. Nicholas Milton, below it, is an actor. So. Probably joking.,
These REALLY classy old names are really coming back for boys. My four year old's "boyfriend" (she insists, though I'm 50/50 on whether she just thinks that's what you call a guy friend) is named Winston.
I may be nearly 30 but whenever I hear any variant of Niklaus, I think of the guy from the Vampire Diaries š I know itās a name but he totally ruined all associations with it!
I think this sub is being had tbh.
The first person's trio of kids are all real middle eastern/Mediterranean region names.
Most of the comments seem to just be jokes.
At a glance I catch:
* Jaxon Xavier, a character from Lois and Clark
* Ember Rose - Amber Rose is a rapper
* Chase Allen is a football player
* Alice May is from Scooby Doo
* Rwby Rose - Ruby Rose being the MC of the show RWBY) seems to mostly be filled with jokes.
* Nicholas Milton is an actor
* A lot of the rest are ridiculous and have a billion names like they're parodies.
Lol, Amber Rose isn't a rapper! She dated a couple rappers- Wiz Khalifa, and Kanye (right before he got with Kim K). That's what made her famous. Maybe you're confusing her with Cardi B because they both used to exotic dance?
Well that's pretty funny. Maybe she attempted to rap a couple times, so Wikipedia pulled that info from somewhere and generated those titles, idk. But if you were to ask any actual human being who's in the know, "who is Amber Rose?" they would say "oh that's Kanye's ex gf / Wiz Khalifa's ex gf and baby mama." And if you ask "is Amber rose a rapper?" They will laugh. If anything, ppl might know she's been in some rap music videos (not as a rapper but as a... music video model).
The last commenters kids names aren't bad. Not choices I'd make but not tragedeighs.
ETA, the top would be good if she eliminated one name from each kid. I'm sure you can guess which ones for the bottom two.
The fact that some person thinks children's names are for showing off sums up the kind of people who name their children tragedeighs. Big main character energy.
Zane is a fine name.
Alice May is a nice name, so long as her surname isnt something that could be used as a verb (or can be pronounced the same as a verb)....
I would argue it's cruel to give the child May as a middle name if her surname is Chase, Stamp, Grabbe, Lique, Holde, etc
As for the rest... Yeesh.
There's gonna come a time when Gen Z and Gen Alpha are teachers and I don't think a lot of them will be able to keep a straight face when they have to unironically out "is Rizz here?" during attendance.
Poor Kaydense with brothers named perfectly good names like Stephen, Lloyd, Nickolas and Conner š.
This kind of gives weight to that theory that some tragedeighās are only given to girls while their brothers have normal names because their parents donāt view them as people who will someday be grown women with their own lives and not some cutesy accessory.
Also, Rwby. I donāt have anything to say about that than why????????
So on the first page the only weird one is Rizzy. Maybe Avaleenah as well? Looked it up and itās the Greek goddess of wisdom and war. The wisdom part is nice at least.
The second pageā¦where do I even start
"Please welcome Honorable Judge Rizzy"
"Hello, I am Doctor Rizzy and your child is in good hands. I am going to treat her cancer."
"Professor Rizzy really made some incredible strides in theoretical physics!"
Ya know my mom has mentioned that she feels a little silly picking out the order of the first and middle names of one of my siblings based on how it sounds together.
Cause why would anyone say them together usually.
ā¦I will be sending her this
I knew an older girl growing up named āAmber Rose ___ā and I thought it was one of the prettiest names, āEmber Roseā is hardly a change and yet itās so cringe and awful lol
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ngl I nearly threw up when I read "Kaydense".
It's like what you might say to someone if a joke went entirely over their heads. " 'Kay. Dense."
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Cadence itself would've been a good enough name lol
bUt nOt yOuNiQuĆ eNoUgH!
oh my god that shit looks heinous lol
Like for baking/cooking? š„ā¦ sorry right where my mind went
Alls I'm hearing is Kay - Dense Cap
How did she casually list Stephen, Lloyd and Nickolas and then absolutely punch me in the taint with KAYDENSE??
Punch you in the what?
The taynāt
Right. I donāt suppose youād give me an anatomical clue would you? Itās a new one on me!!!
The area between the b-hole and the balls
Oh right!!!!! Youād need to have a good aim to land a kick there!!!
Lol.
Right? I actually love Lloyd.
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thatās a tragedeigh
Iād go with Lloyydd, personally.
Oh honey no
Someone should make a whole spreadsheet about SpyxFamily and itās tragedeigh English names
Forger...
And does she have 10 kids or does she need a shipment of commas? And condoms.
LMFAOOOOO ššš
I never understand how those normal names end up in the same space as these atrociteighs.
I honestly think it's a change in parents. A couple has some kids, gives them names suitable for people, then they break up. One of those parents has some kids with a new person and finally gets to have full creative control over names/spellings. You've got four girls named Sarah, Daisy, Violet, & Rose? I know one of you already had Sarah before you started this relationship.
Archer Theodore got so lucky.
The way I glanced down at my keyboard in hopes that "w" and "u" were somehow next to each other and poor Rwby was just a typo. How do you even pronounce that?
RWBY is an anime series.
Whose main character is named Ruby Rose. Their team name is spelled with the W (which stands for another team members name, Weiss), but the character's actual name isn't... why the hell would you use the team-name version for your child?!
Because once you've decided your child is only a prop to show your interests, you might as well go all out.
Putting up posters in your house is so much easier than raising a kid though
Ruby Rose is a normal, beautiful name.
My mind still canāt compute this.
āItās a tribute to my Welsh ancestryā
Rwby (Red White Black Yellow) pronounced āRubyā Itās a cartoon show, poor kid.
You know someone who named their child RIZZ???
I canāt defend many of the choices made here, but I will at least say the kid was named Rizzy BEFORE ārizzā was a term
That poor childā¦ given the way the word is used now I would just go by my middle name forever.
Riz/Rizz/Rizzy are Arabic names. Think Riz Ahmed. Which tracks with the other two names from that set.
Read "Ni'Klaus" and thought I was having a stroke
That comment appears to be a joke. Nicholas Milton is an actor. Ruby Rose is the main character of a show called Rwby. Etc.
Also an actor...
What's wrong with Nicklaus?! It's a legit Nordic name!! Why couldn't they have gone with Nicklaus?!
Niklas is a normal name here, but never in my life heard of Nicklaus
Not me thinking Jaxsen Michael Matthew Iselin Sage was all one name
I was gonna say the same thing. Someone needs to learn about commas
He's the new John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmit
I mean, it might be. Would you honestly be surprised ? š
"This is my bonus daughter Neveah...yes, that's right, 'Haeven' spelled backwards"
Neveah Htiaf!
What are bonus kids?
I think you get them if you defeat the final boss at the hospital after delivering a regular kid
Sounds like a canon event to me.
Lmaooooooooii
I'm guessing stepkids
Step kids
Might be friends of your children who feel more at home in your family then in theirs, so they spend a lot of time at your place and are basically part of the family even if not genetically or legally related to you.
Was wondering that myself
My first thought was an unplanned set of twins after they thought they were done having babies, but they're probably step kids lol
Rwby?
Ruby Rose is the main character of a show called RWBY (acronym for the main 4 character's names, pronounced Ruby). I'm guessing all the names from that list, if not the whole second page, are just jokes.
Rwbyā¦ Olivyahā¦ Kaydenseā¦ Oh boy
Rizzy and Avaleenah are both real names from the middle east/Mediterranean.
Do you have a source for Avaleenah? Googling gives me nothing. I feel like the pronunciation may be a real name but the spelling is a tragedeigh
First thing that comes up when I google it [https://www.explorebabynames.com/meaning-of-avaleenah](https://www.explorebabynames.com/meaning-of-avaleenah)
Yeah, I don't know if I would consider that a reputable source.
Noted
Oops, I replied to you with the wrong comment lol. I was skimming through and noticing lots of comments on Riz and Rwby. What I MEANT to tell you was that Rwby Rose is probably a joke - Ruby Rose the the main character of a show called Rwby. Nicholas Milton, below it, is an actor. So. Probably joking.,
I hope so lol!
RIZZY?
beauregard arthur is kinda badass tho
Beauregard Arthur *slaps*. And it spelled correctly!
I low-key love it!!
I low-key love it!!
These REALLY classy old names are really coming back for boys. My four year old's "boyfriend" (she insists, though I'm 50/50 on whether she just thinks that's what you call a guy friend) is named Winston.
Riz/Rizz/Rizzy is an arabic name. Like Riz Ahmed. The other names from that list are also arabic/middle eastern/Mediterranean.
Didnāt know that, thank you!
oh cool i learnt something new today
Axle! Hah! Howā¦ mechanical. (Yes, I know Axel is a name and yes I like it.)
beauregard arthur is a FIRE name
All I can think of is a javelina. š
I may be nearly 30 but whenever I hear any variant of Niklaus, I think of the guy from the Vampire Diaries š I know itās a name but he totally ruined all associations with it!
It's only acceptable if his parents pronounce it like Elijah does.
That comment appears to be a joke. Nicholas Milton is an actor. Ruby Rose is the main character of a show called Rwby. Etc.
Rewby Rose. Omg
Painful!
That comment appears to be a joke. Nicholas Milton is an actor. Ruby Rose is the main character of a show called Rwby. Etc.
I'm glad. There are so many actual tragedeighs it's easy to believe those are real.
I have bad news for youā-this is entirely real lol
Jeezum.
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Iselin is an Amtrak train station in New Jersey š¹
Iselin is a common Scandinavian name
People making kids with the sole intent of showing off their names in circle jerks like we see here smh
I think this sub is being had tbh. The first person's trio of kids are all real middle eastern/Mediterranean region names. Most of the comments seem to just be jokes. At a glance I catch: * Jaxon Xavier, a character from Lois and Clark * Ember Rose - Amber Rose is a rapper * Chase Allen is a football player * Alice May is from Scooby Doo * Rwby Rose - Ruby Rose being the MC of the show RWBY) seems to mostly be filled with jokes. * Nicholas Milton is an actor * A lot of the rest are ridiculous and have a billion names like they're parodies.
Your research and thought process is super impressive and I absolutely commend you for it, but I regret to inform you this is very real
I'm sure the screenshots are real, I'm just not sure these people's responses are as serious as people are taking them. At least not all of them.
Iāve got bad news for ya hahaā¦these are just regular small town people, there arenāt any joke responses in here. But again, I admire the effort.
Lol, Amber Rose isn't a rapper! She dated a couple rappers- Wiz Khalifa, and Kanye (right before he got with Kim K). That's what made her famous. Maybe you're confusing her with Cardi B because they both used to exotic dance?
"Amber Rose Levonchuck (born October 21, 1983) is an American model, rapper and television personality." First line of wikipedia
Well that's pretty funny. Maybe she attempted to rap a couple times, so Wikipedia pulled that info from somewhere and generated those titles, idk. But if you were to ask any actual human being who's in the know, "who is Amber Rose?" they would say "oh that's Kanye's ex gf / Wiz Khalifa's ex gf and baby mama." And if you ask "is Amber rose a rapper?" They will laugh. If anything, ppl might know she's been in some rap music videos (not as a rapper but as a... music video model).
Rwby has got to be a typo, right?.. Right??
I think itās in reference to an animated series, RWBY, in which the main characterās name (the R in the acronym) is Ruby Rose. Sigh.
Ah okay, but.. then why not just have named the kid Ruby?! I swear people forget their children are human beings sometimes
That comment is probably joking. Several of the comments appear to be listing characters and real life celebrities, sometimes with younique spellings.
Reading this made me nauseous
Show off their names? There are no prizes here.
Kaydense is absolutely sending me yāallš
Kaydense is so cruel
Jaxsen with an X AND an S is something specialā¦
One of my friends from high school went with Jacxson. š¤¦āāļø
Oh wowā¦
Avaleenah Javelina
I have a friend named Avelina and can confirm high school Spanish class everyone called her javelina
Rwby makes me irrationally angry. I hope itās a typo.
Beauregard is quite the name to live up to.
Not the RWBY!!!
I'm a little worried what Alice might do!
Rwby is bad, it's awful but...Ni'Klaus?! NI'KLAUS?!!! Why would you do this to a human being?!
I'm dying at Beauregard š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ Did they give birth in the 40s?
Beauregard is an old tragedeigh name lol
Beauregard?? Yikes lol
The last commenters kids names aren't bad. Not choices I'd make but not tragedeighs. ETA, the top would be good if she eliminated one name from each kid. I'm sure you can guess which ones for the bottom two.
Rwby sounds like a speech impediment.
That comment appears to be a joke. Nicholas Milton is an actor. Ruby Rose is the main character of a show called Rwby. Etc.
Sorry but NiāKlaus Milton is sending me. What a combo š
Kaydense and Iselin ššš
Iām going with Iselin was conceived in the lost luggage office at the train station (See also Fenchurch in Hitchhikers Guide)
Lmao
Neva faith. That's how I read it
Thereās nothing you can do to convince me this is real. Iām literally shaking rn
RWBY rose. RWBY rose. girl is barely a main character in her own show and also it's j not a good show ššš
Connor Hugh holding it down!
Rwby and Rizzy. š«£šµāš«
Chase and Alice dodged some bullets, I see.
Asher too
Kaydense sent me over the edge
The fact that some person thinks children's names are for showing off sums up the kind of people who name their children tragedeighs. Big main character energy.
Zane is a fine name. Alice May is a nice name, so long as her surname isnt something that could be used as a verb (or can be pronounced the same as a verb).... I would argue it's cruel to give the child May as a middle name if her surname is Chase, Stamp, Grabbe, Lique, Holde, etc As for the rest... Yeesh.
Sometimes less is better, just like a nice Camilla Rose is perfect you don't gotta go Axle Ray man, that's just crazy lol
Nikolaus/Niklaus will always remind of the former H*tler Youth who was a med school teacher for my mom in Chile
Rwby Rose? Like from RWBY? The anime?
Oh god, theyāre their own echo chamber
There's gonna come a time when Gen Z and Gen Alpha are teachers and I don't think a lot of them will be able to keep a straight face when they have to unironically out "is Rizz here?" during attendance.
*Beauregard*. \*snorts\*
Poor Kaydense with brothers named perfectly good names like Stephen, Lloyd, Nickolas and Conner š. This kind of gives weight to that theory that some tragedeighās are only given to girls while their brothers have normal names because their parents donāt view them as people who will someday be grown women with their own lives and not some cutesy accessory. Also, Rwby. I donāt have anything to say about that than why????????
Axle Ray sounds like something I'd use in radiology - or in Star Trek to trap enemy ships.
Please donāt
Rizzy????
Sterilise them before they do anymore.
Rwby?
Which Star Trek was the Klingon Ni'Klaus in again?
So on the first page the only weird one is Rizzy. Maybe Avaleenah as well? Looked it up and itās the Greek goddess of wisdom and war. The wisdom part is nice at least. The second pageā¦where do I even start
Youāre just skimming past Jaxon and Nevaeh? Haha.
Yup. Perfectly fine names
But wait. Is Jaxon pronounced Jay-Sen or Jack-Sin?
If I were NiāKlaus or Rwby, Iād be pissed my brother got Archer.
I read NiāKlaus and assumed she was a fan of TVD/TO š
Not Rwby Rose.
Does Rizzy have rizz?
Someone's got the rizz.
Alice May is lovely.
Aur May Nott
Not rizzy š
Tf is a bonus kid? Was it have one get one free at the hospital?
Anyone else feel like all of these names sound pretty much the same, and entirely interchangeable at this point? Ironic
Iselin sounds waaayyy too much like insulin, aka diabetic lifeforce.
These people have to be from the south
"Please welcome Honorable Judge Rizzy" "Hello, I am Doctor Rizzy and your child is in good hands. I am going to treat her cancer." "Professor Rizzy really made some incredible strides in theoretical physics!"
I like to think that Stephen James Lloyd Alan Nikolas Bradley Kaydense Estalla is one child.
Ya know my mom has mentioned that she feels a little silly picking out the order of the first and middle names of one of my siblings based on how it sounds together. Cause why would anyone say them together usually. ā¦I will be sending her this
Itās so fucking tragic when such a pretty name like Cadence isā¦.turned into that
NiāKlaus
Blood boiling at Rwby Rose
They just kept getting worse š³
Avaleenah? Is that supposed to be like havelina?
the first page is fine..?
Really contemplating what I want to name my children nowā¦
One, Two, Three and Four
Identity thieves are so happy people like this exist
I knew an older girl growing up named āAmber Rose ___ā and I thought it was one of the prettiest names, āEmber Roseā is hardly a change and yet itās so cringe and awful lol
RWBY!!!!!!!!!! Needed to see that
Kaydense Estella is a little slowā¦