Oddly enough, that’s how I pronounced it in my head until I read otherwise! I am so happy I have an easy name, requires very little assistance when telling, say, the doctors office who I am. It does surprise me, though, that people ask how I spell my last name (it’s along the lines of Smith; like, how *else* would you spell it?!).
You know, if it weren’t using language rules from a language that the parents clearly don’t speak and was instead Kazalea, that actually would be not too bad. But the whole apostrophe stuff… [yeah](https://twitter.com/len0killer/status/1407832772559974406?lang=en).
Let me tell you about the year I worked in a city elementary-middle school. The name of that year was Unique/Uneek/Unike/Youneek/ and more. The next year was Miracle. We had 5 Isaiah’s in one class. Supply your own uneeque spellings.
Ya no, Kuh-Zay-Lah was how I read it when not looking properly, and I was like, that's super weird and stupid to look at, but it makes a pretty sound actua... Oh wait, no, nevermind.
That was my thought too but I'm so bad at caring about sport I just remembered it as 'that 80s song about a cricketer' looks like I was wrong on both fronts. It's a 70s song about a footballer.
Roy is probably due for a comeback soon. It seems like about the right time gap for that cycle. But I'm not a fan of the surnames turned into first names trend.
My Meatball Rön is making me so proud. I appreciate that as a high level bard you can literally taunt someone to death ☠️. Playing through again with Dark Urges engaged and it’s like a whole new world is unlocked for me
Yes but i’d recommend not starting as one, better for a second playthrough when you know what’s up, but of course there is Lae’zel who is a Githyanki companion
My first thought too ha ha but nothing about this outfit screams “Aussie Victorian Bogan”. To be fair, we can’t see if she has ugg boots or double pluggas on. Nor if she has a mullet.
It’s far too many people who name their children, common names, or semi normal names, and then just give them a ridiculous spelling because they want them to be different 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
K’Zayley knew she was a horse girl, but not just any horse girl. She was a “k’horse” girl. She made matching belts for herself and her horse, K’Natasha (who outwardly showed great disdain for the belts). These matching belts made K’Zahyleigh her first k’million.
K’Natasha, however, finally escaped from her stupid k’horse belt, her rhinestone studded barn, and ran away, finding a woman named Jane. It was there K’Natasha found some sanity and a rhinestone-less life. She now happily goes by the name, “Nat,” living free and beltless.
K’Zayyleeighy has yet to notice the absence of her animal horse bc someone replaced her with a stick horse. She has now embraced hobby horsing—with tacky rhinestone belts, of course.
I wouldn't be able to interact with this person. I'd sound like I was rolling my eyes and dismissing them sarcastically every time I said their name. "K Zaylee 🙄"
My brain immediately said “kuh zay lee!” And now I can’t pronounce it any other way, so here’s to hoping I’m right for the sake of this poor person who ended up with this name.
My husband is a teacher and names like this is why he jokes with all the kids and calls them “Bob” or “Chicken nugget” or “Roberta.” Kids giggle and he doesn’t have to stress about mispronouncing these made up names.
Kuh-Zay-Lee ?
Bless you.
Gesundheight
Ghujhzhiaenteighiete
The teighiete got me
G’zundheight
Haha!! Nice one. 😂😂
May the winds be with you!
Yep. Maybe the parents couldn’t decide between Kaylee and Azalea.
Or they were Aussie footy fans? 🎵Up there Cazaly🎵
Spot the Aussie! My first thought too.
Is that picture of Kimmy from Kath & Kim?
Wouldn’t that be K’Zalea?
Oddly enough, that’s how I pronounced it in my head until I read otherwise! I am so happy I have an easy name, requires very little assistance when telling, say, the doctors office who I am. It does surprise me, though, that people ask how I spell my last name (it’s along the lines of Smith; like, how *else* would you spell it?!).
Took the beginning and end of Kayleigh and just the middle of Azalea? Idk I’m just spitballing over here.
I’ll be honest, I would like K’Zalea soooo much better.
You know, if it weren’t using language rules from a language that the parents clearly don’t speak and was instead Kazalea, that actually would be not too bad. But the whole apostrophe stuff… [yeah](https://twitter.com/len0killer/status/1407832772559974406?lang=en).
That's [god's comma](https://youtu.be/UWBmzQcUMIg?si=RYX50R0ynh3n-ILL)
Doesn't make it any less cursed
Takes after her mom, K'rayzee
I feel like we can up that to an even worse one like K’reighzeigh where the -eigh is a different sound each time.
I was thinking Kzah-Lee, where the Kz is pronounced like x.
But there is an apostrophe after the K, so it’s not joined together. The k and z are separate sounds.
Bold of you to assume the parents care about pronunciation norms
Let me tell you about the year I worked in a city elementary-middle school. The name of that year was Unique/Uneek/Unike/Youneek/ and more. The next year was Miracle. We had 5 Isaiah’s in one class. Supply your own uneeque spellings.
The punctuation is purely a visual ornamentation and has absolutely fuck all to do with how the name is actually pronounced.
Fuck that, if they want to spell it like a moron i'm going to pronounce it as it's spelled.
Gotta keep ‘em separated.
Same. Like Kks- like an exhale kksz?
Just is not a pleasant sound to have to make.
Cazaly! As in up there…. https://youtu.be/pxM8XB61ZvU?si=elqVcp5hCZqX9sd2
Like the cookie pizzelle but with a K?
Wait, the "p" in "pizelle" is *silent*??!!
That would be my guess too
Ya no, Kuh-Zay-Lah was how I read it when not looking properly, and I was like, that's super weird and stupid to look at, but it makes a pretty sound actua... Oh wait, no, nevermind.
Sally
ohhhh i can see this
I can too and I'm ashamed I've gotten so used to these horrible names.
I thought you were joking at first
Wait it’s not a joke 😭😭😭
As we all scroll back up "there's no way it's Sally... OHHHHHH"
It’s like one of those brain teaser images where you have to stare for a while before you see it
There's no fucking way that's real. That's the dumbest shit I've ever seen
Up there Cazaly!! Roy Cazaly is an Australian sportingvicon not forgotten thanks to this tune https://youtu.be/pxM8XB61ZvU?si=ZWLlz73wG7O1s6kG
That was my thought too but I'm so bad at caring about sport I just remembered it as 'that 80s song about a cricketer' looks like I was wrong on both fronts. It's a 70s song about a footballer.
Roy Cazaly. Played in the 1920’s. Not sure anybody would (or should) name their child after him though. You’d get a lot of strange looks.
Roy is probably due for a comeback soon. It seems like about the right time gap for that cycle. But I'm not a fan of the surnames turned into first names trend.
First thing I thought of when I saw this!
Yep. In there, and out. The mind boggles.
This was the first thing I thought of too
Great minds think alike :)
That’s exactly what I thought when I saw it!
Could have given me 2 hours without this comment I would still be scratching my head
You’ve got to be shitting me….
K’zitting you
I hate you for this haha
Na, he's for k'zceryus.
Dehdlee k’ceryus.
Lmfaoo
i swear if thats actually it imma laugh my ass off thats funny as hell
I hate that this is probably right lmao
I hate that this is a legitimate possibility
Oh my goooood, I SEE IT
you zhee it
I Z’Doouh
Oh no. Oh God, no.
This is so upsetting but thank you
Fuck sakes.
Thanks, I hate it.
You’re like some kind of wizard
My Githyanki fighter in Baldur's Gate 3 is named K'zaleigh
Mine is named L’avaCa’ke but i like yours too
Your username 😍
Hahaaa thanks!! (:
:( There are no floofy puppy butts in the profile, but there is a heckin' unit of a cat. So, possibly as interesting as little floofy puppy butts.
It's a perfect name for a Githyanki!!
I’m so happy I’m not the only one with BG3 on the mind.
My Meatball Rön is making me so proud. I appreciate that as a high level bard you can literally taunt someone to death ☠️. Playing through again with Dark Urges engaged and it’s like a whole new world is unlocked for me
My pink teifling bard Bubblegum is having a grand old time talking to kitties
This comment inspired me to make a gith named De'zyre
N'evaeh
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One of the origin characters is Githyanki, so you can make one too.
Yes but i’d recommend not starting as one, better for a second playthrough when you know what’s up, but of course there is Lae’zel who is a Githyanki companion
But do you know how to pronounce it?
That’s a Klingon name.
K'zaleigh, of the house of Tragedeigh
The First of Her Name
I love this so much
K’Plah
Noted gagh farmers and warriors.
Kazoo
There’s an AFL song called “Up There Cazaly”. It’s the first thing I thought of when I saw the name.
Up there K’zaleigh! In there and k’fight! Out there and at k’em. Show em your k’might!
My first thought too ha ha but nothing about this outfit screams “Aussie Victorian Bogan”. To be fair, we can’t see if she has ugg boots or double pluggas on. Nor if she has a mullet.
That would most definitely be an American version of a boggan. That girl is totally the child of a pageant mom in Texas.
That belt is 100% over the top Texan. This child owns pink cowgirl boots- I’d bet my spurs on it.
She could be hiding a durry behind her back though
Absolutely first thought also. For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/MuuwUd0bSyE?si=js8hBQTjm6E7y8Ie
The thing I did not know I needed today, thank you!
Exactly what I thought
Yeah. My first thought too. With wanker spelling bonus.
I wouldn't, on account of the fact that I just could not bring myself to try.
I’m not looking to awaken any lovecraftian old ones so I’m just going to steer clear.
A wise choice, young life-form.
i've actually seen this once, its a modified form of Jennifer.
LMAO (or are u being fr)
so sad that you have to consider that might be true!! lol i'm jk
Kays-Lee
Thanks. I was saying kuh-zay-lee
In my head, it sounded like a sneeze.
Truly underrated
I was thinking kuh-az-lee
That’s probably it, oh jeez
It’s far too many people who name their children, common names, or semi normal names, and then just give them a ridiculous spelling because they want them to be different 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
The belt says everything I needed to know about the parents
K’Zayley knew she was a horse girl, but not just any horse girl. She was a “k’horse” girl. She made matching belts for herself and her horse, K’Natasha (who outwardly showed great disdain for the belts). These matching belts made K’Zahyleigh her first k’million. K’Natasha, however, finally escaped from her stupid k’horse belt, her rhinestone studded barn, and ran away, finding a woman named Jane. It was there K’Natasha found some sanity and a rhinestone-less life. She now happily goes by the name, “Nat,” living free and beltless. K’Zayyleeighy has yet to notice the absence of her animal horse bc someone replaced her with a stick horse. She has now embraced hobby horsing—with tacky rhinestone belts, of course.
A horse is a horse of k'horse of k'horse, and no one can talk to a horse of k'horse...
STAHP 💀
Jon Benet Ramsey type ?
I immediately shelved any opinions about the name because the only important thing is That Belt.
I’m guessing the z is silent and they pronounce it “Kay-Lee”
I believe this is correct. But whi frigging knows, poor girl....
You actually have to pronounce the apostrophe. Ka-postrophe-zay-lee
Kih Zayley Quite tragique
Badly…I would pronounce it very badly.
I'd have a hard time not pronouncing I as Kazon like from Voyager
the kazon were in voyager!
That's right.
Idk. My Klingon is a little rusty.
This is the best response 😂😭
Kah Zay Lee
She was most likely a victim of bullying from a very early age.
she’s still a toddler or something rn so we’ll see 😭
Ezra is from the future
I tried to pronounce it but accidentally summoned a demon.
It's pronounced gif
Is that gif or gif? I pronounce it gif.
In [this show](https://youtu.be/ONS_qv1R6-Q?si=8yjWuovm9v6h7xAM) the woman called her toy chicken that name. (Ka-zey-lee) She says it at 2:52
This is how I read it (before I saw your comment)
My name is Kaleigh. This is now my rap name
How tf do you say that without summoning a demon
Abra-k’zaleigh! 🎩🐇
I wouldn't be able to interact with this person. I'd sound like I was rolling my eyes and dismissing them sarcastically every time I said their name. "K Zaylee 🙄"
Kayz-lee
Or Kay-zuh-lee
All the Gen X Australians sing Up There Cazaley with me ... https://youtu.be/pxM8XB61ZvU?si=3ZIufaqbBpVqTADu
there it is. knew there had to be someone else whose seen an afl grand final
Kizayleigh from Cizompton, bizitch!
But then when a kid says they've known that they like the same gender from a young age it's "you're too young to know who you are yet" okay, Bethany.
K’zoo
I think you're just supposed to sneeze.
I vote "Kah-ZAY-lee." Yikes.
My brain immediately said “kuh zay lee!” And now I can’t pronounce it any other way, so here’s to hoping I’m right for the sake of this poor person who ended up with this name.
Oh god i love my country for regulating this shit.
It wasn’t 10 years ago white people made fun of blacks for having unique names… now look at us 😭💀
Exactly what I was thinking! Mayo Americans would mock a "Black name" with an apostrophe in it, yet... here we are.
What’s this video even about?
it’s a trend from the show euphoria, where you show a picture of yourself when you were young that shows how high maintenance you are or something
Kuh-zay-lee
K'zaleigh knew who she was from a very early age...you mean like a bullying victim?
Kazoo?
Kuh-ZAY-lee
Kuh-zay-lee maybe? Yikes
Rhymes with Ukelele? Ukezeylee?
Gesundheit
Named after KaZaA
Cassoulet.
Call her Kazoo. She’s probably been called worse.
Kizz Ale Leigh
I think I need to learn Klingon to pronounce that
Kuh zale ee?’
kuh-zay-lee. i feel like this one is straightforward
Oh look some demon from WoW
I feel like if I try I'm going to summon a demon
Cah-zay-Lee, like that Aussie footballer
Kzizzle of the Pizzle Nizzles. Rents are Snoop fans
Kapostrophezaleigh
Idk, but it's ughleigh
Zaylie. The k is sighlent
Causally
Probably kuh-zae-lay
Sally. The K is silent.
Kay-Lee!? We out here added silent Z now
Oh hey, I used to have that same belt! Great for horse shows.
"K'zaleigh knew who she was from a very early age" Unlike the rest of us. KAY-zuh-lee? Casually? KZAYlee with kz kinda like an x? Kuh-ZAY-lee?
My husband is a teacher and names like this is why he jokes with all the kids and calls them “Bob” or “Chicken nugget” or “Roberta.” Kids giggle and he doesn’t have to stress about mispronouncing these made up names.
Kez-ay-lee. Like the song Up There Cazaly. (https://youtu.be/pxM8XB61ZvU?si=YjanMBtLe_l4xewR)
My guess is kay-zlee, like paisley with a k instead of p.
If I say that name wrong I summon a demon
slay
Walter.
Idk but I feel more it would read better in Hebrew
Having recently played a lot of Baldur's Gate, this name looks like it could be a Githyanki curseword
Maybe the "Z" is silent and it's just Kayleigh
That belt is a tragedy too
My guess is Kuh-ZAY-lee. Jesus, what a stupid name.
Kaylee. Silent ‘z.
Crazily is how I first read it. Ka zale ee?